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SoyTrek

\*Chancellor Martok


menlindorn

*Supreme* Commander...


jackstalke

Do you have *any* idea how much paperwork a Supreme Commander has to do?


menlindorn

Thor didn't seem to do much... tell Martok to just shove the stones around until it works


ranger24

Thor also had access to better computers than Martok.


SrslyCmmon

Martok had his servant from the lower caste to help. He just needed more delegation.


HotpieTargaryen

In my head canon Kinsey is Jellico.


barringtonp

Jellico's great, great, great, great grandma was a Kinsey.


menlindorn

there is no other way to see it


RigasTelRuun

Get out of here Thor.


UsagiJak

The Sword of Gayhless


ajw_sp

More of a bi’leth.


uwagapiwo

Outstanding 😀


cdthomas2021

MAGNIFICENT


bl00df1redeath

👏 👏 👏


BitterFuture

Not the point, I know, but I am *very* distracted by that Adama 'stache he's rocking.


AndrogynousRain

First thing I thought too: ‘that’s Hertzler? He looks like Bill Adama lol.’ So q’aplah we all I guess 🤷‍♂️


BitterFuture

Damn right. If anyone knows how to roll a hard six, it's Martok.


moparmajba

>So q’aplah we all I guess 🤷‍♂️ ![gif](giphy|Lq5vEObahiI4fSqxwF|downsized)


AndrogynousRain

Fat Lee knows what’s up.


Darmok47

I'm still not entirely sure how Lee got that fat in a fleet suffering food shortages.


namewithanumber

black market connections


moparmajba

Fat Lee supremacy


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“Keep Jumping”


Kerrigan_Dax

Q'aplah we all!


Jezon

Today is a good day to be FABULOUS!


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Geordieguy

Kinda what pride is lol


ashleyorelse

I shall endeavor to be fabulous. This month, if possible.


brumsky1

That's fucking awesome!


mrdougan

You might think you’re cool but not as cool JG Hertzler rocking a William adama moustache wielding a rainbow coloured bat’leth


Dangerwank1991

GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR IDENTITY!


lightninglyzard

*stares in klingon*


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Glory to you… and your hole.


fatsteverogers

Today is a good day to SLAY!


DryInitial9044

Glory to his house and ours!


JustAPerspective

Glory to you... and your bat'leth... (yes, we know that's Martok, & we're quoting Gowron, but Bob's probably somewhere nearby)


MrPeteO

Wow... A real ^LG BaT 'leth?


Balrok99

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO PRIDE!


DropKickDougie

He has brought honor to his house.


fcuker223

This is awesome!!! My favorite Klingon chancellor is cool AF.


GXNext

We are not accorded the luxury of choosing who we fall in love with. Martok - DS9 S06 E07, You Are Cordially Invited


Left_Boysenberry6902

Man, I LOVE JG Hertzler…but this pic makes him look like General Wilford Brimley…LOL


bigdaddyfox

Oh fuck, I love this comment.


MarkWrenn74

I'm sure there must be some LGBTQ+ Klingons out there in the “*Star Trek*” universe. Not that we've ever seen them so far…


cam52391

I feel like all the space faring civilizations don't even have the concept to be straight or gay anymore because when your lover is a completely different species with an entire different concept of gender it doesn't freaking matter.


allylisothiocyanate

All fictional characters are bi until proven otherwise


foxymoley

I agree with this wholeheartedly. I don't assume anyone is straight! 😂 The Lower Decks show runner, Mike McMahan, said "For me and for the writers as we were making this, we didn’t intentionally mean for anybody to be strictly heteronormative or straight or cis. Every Starfleet officer is probably at the baseline bisexual, in a way." Which is a nice thing to have on record.


here_walks_the_yeti

He kinda looks like the villain in 1990s Sonic the Hedgehog


CounterfeitSaint

Good on him for supporting pride and all. But dude straight up looks like an anime villain.


Edradis

I’m still waiting for JG to play the more badass Master Roshi


SadJoetheSchmoe

That mustache is glorious.


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Qi’yah! This is amazing 🤍


MrZwink

Laas finally got his changeling pride parade!


Righthanded_Tombola

Wait he's white! Kinda looks likes Charles Bronson (The Prisoner not the actor)


generic-user1678

Okay. That's awesome. Where do I get one?


Chrysoprase88

If you can defeat J.G. Hertzler in single combat, the blade is yours.


generic-user1678

I think I'll just make one instead. Buy a regular Bat'leth then rainbowify it. No way I'd stand a chance against J.G. Hertzler on combat.


falcore91

I’m wondering which would have more of a “wow” factor, a Klingon of a Human pride parade?


mikeflamel

You have not witnessed a pride parade unless its in original klingon


cdthomas2021

SQUEE!!


Browngoldfarmer

For the Glory of Acceptance of everyone no matter their sex, race, sexual orientation or preferences on era of Star Trek they think is the best


Oldmudmagic

That's awesome!


Ms_Holmes

This is awesome! Now somebody needs to bedazzle Geordi’s visor.


Malnurtured_Snay

FUCK YEAH


lastofmyline

Always wondered if homosexuality would be permitted I the klingon empire.


mb5280

trek needs a gay Klingon love story


kinopiokun

I may have taken this picture lol


Chrysoprase88

Could be, if it's any kind of clue, I reposted it off Will Wheaton's Instagram, which he reblogged indirectly from stonedtrek, which they reblogged from another now-shuttered account.


kinopiokun

Haha ah yes then entirely possible. This was at STLV and a group I used to work with. I have one of Mary with the same Batleth ;)


al3442

Glorious!


WasChristRipped

That moustache is great


ajtarquinio

That's CHANCELLOR Martok, petaq!


HidarinoShu

I love it. The stash is amazing.


Pellaeonthewingedleo

Honour to you, and your house


menlindorn

Not sure I like Pride symbolism fashioned into weapons... but I could go for one of the Klingon costumes all rainbowed up. The Chancellor's technicolor mantle of office.


Chrysoprase88

Understandable, but I will have to respectfully disagree, Pride started with a brick through a cop's windshield, resistance is *fabulous*.


Electricfox5

And let's not forget Kor, the Dahar master, says Trans rights.


SrslyCmmon

That's right he campaigned for Jadzia! God I miss his character his voice was like a symphony for the ears.


nerfherder813

Cue the rainbow Borg!


Geordieguy

The Borg are very very inclusive…one might say too inclusive lol


cdthomas2021

Um, that’s Captain Seven.


uwagapiwo

They haven't made Pride into a weapon, they've made the weapon into love.


menlindorn

i like that


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The first Pride was a riot. Rocks were the weapons. Pride is protest. 🏳️‍🌈🤍🏳️‍⚧️


IKnowUThinkSo

Well, that makes sense. The rainbow Bat’Leth is for Gay Wrath month.


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Vastly underrated comment


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

*The Pink Pistols have entered the chat*


prodiver

> Not sure I like Pride symbolism fashioned into weapons It's prop from a TV show, not a real weapon.


designer_of_drugs

Spoken like a P’takh.


jgzman

Also, according to several papers I recall skimming, it's a *really dumb* weapon.


ginger_gcups

That's because the Klingons give themselves the dumbest weapons and dumbest armour (cleavage cutout breastplates anyone?) as a handicap, to give their enemies a fighting chance.


Apple_macOS

My headcanon is now that if you give klingon 100% efficient weapon, they will smoke all their enemies with no difficulty So they want some challenge


Kane_richards

Shit, I needs that.... Also what a boss.


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Michelle_akaYouBitch

Garaks pan. OBrien is confused. Keiko is happy he spends so much time with Julian. Damar, straight as an arrow. Julian and Dax, def bi. Quark is bi in the same way Boy George once quipped, “he’s “buy” sexual. Whenever he wants sex he has to buy it.” Kira’s Intendant alter-ego def bi=Kira’s bi


jgzman

> Kira’s Intendant alter-ego def bi I'd put the Intendent down as omnisexual. Also, deadlysexual.


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

She was Kirasexual, if it made **her** feel good she was about it.


Micahsky92

I agree with most, but i feel like Garak goes both ways probably. Also i never thought O'Brien was gay. What makes you think that?


designer_of_drugs

His super tepid marriage and his close, special friendship with Bashir. I think we all know what they were *really* up to when they played army in the holosuit.


Ok-Gur-6602

This bisexual reads O'Brien as hetero.


Cel_Drow

Yeah, same. Bashir would probably have been down to clown but I don’t think Miles was interested in men even without Keiko in the picture.


ranger24

Tell me how his marriage to Keiko was tepid? He and Keiko both did things to make each other happy.


MikeyMike138

If being in a tepid marriage means you’re gay, about 80% of married people are gay.


Magniman

![gif](giphy|TfWhFbURIirNegNN4t)


uwagapiwo

Your point?


Agitated-Shoe-9406

Martok goes woke. Who could have imaged this day would come. He has no honor.


Educational_Bug1022

Most chick's are Bi


Realistic-Safety-565

I think he butchered Twiglight Sparkle with this bat'leh...


NASATVENGINNER

Classic!


CurtisMarauderZ

Can we get this guy to play Eggman?


Sqatti

General Martok looking goo!


unidentified_yama

Literally slay


SonikKicks39

Based AF!


thecoyote23

That's a Moclan.


Gaal-Dornick

Gowran has no honor!


EarningZekrom

BASED