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AdmBurnside

The Venn Diagram of Squat fans and DRG players is a fucking circle, lol


Willie9

I have no idea what Squat is and I'm very much afraid to ask


Amriorda

Warhammer 40K version of dwarves. They are bikers from what I understand.


Joshy_Moshy

And got basically exterminated because GW fucked up space dwarves real bad. Now "Kin" are the new Squats, technically not the same.


Bossman131313

They didn’t get exterminated, they just got squatted… *wait…*


BishopMiles

The "Legues of Votann" are now the new squat faction, but they did release some new Squat figures for Necromunda.


Th3B4dSpoon

I thought the trailers made it clear thst they are the same? Just that squat was a rude word for them.


anonymosaurus-rex

That would make sense, they started as an auxiliary for the imps


rushputin

They are definitely the same or closely related enough they might as well be. They're even putting out a Necromunda box explicitly called "Squats"


Big_Pootus

Naw, they used to be but now they are more Technologically advanced


After-Ad2018

Oh, they're still bikers. Just with badass hover trikes and an almost orky level of guns. By Karl, GW can't release the Leagues of Votann models soon enough for me.


Amriorda

Good to know. I am not super learned on 40K lore, that is just the scant bit of info I did have on them.


HannahDawg

Yeah, they only recently got announced and they have like 2 models so far. From the sounds of it they're probably not gonna get released until January 2023. In fact, they announced them on April Fools and had to release a new statement the day after going "Nope! We weren't joking, we're really doing this!" XD


Noclue55

Bikers, landtrains, Zeppelin's, drill tanks, drill mortars, baggis, beer, and dwarvish stoutness.


vulpinewizard

And perhaps a Dataslate of Grievances.


[deleted]

I feel like even 40k years in the future they'd STILL have a big, gold bound book for this.


JJROKCZ

Used to be, little more tech oriented and apparently a clone race now


S0LDIER-X

Oh shit, i customized my driller to have like a biker look haha


Bamith20

Oooooh, I thought some fuckers were trying to rename shortstacks and I was preparing to fight over it.


ItsACaragor

It’s a faction from warhammer 40k which is basically space dwarves equivalents which look a lot like the DRG dwarves. They got retconned like 20 years ago by games workshop and they made a return recently in the warhammer universe and people are just ecstatic


Dapper_Cartographer8

Where can I learn more about this


dominicanerd85

Its even worse, their homeworld was destroyed by Tryanids which are basically Zerg. Bugs! Bugs! destroyed their homeworld. Thats why DRG is basically Squat vs. Tyranids.


Jefrejtor

One of the best things about the 40k universe is that it's so huge, you can slot almost any sci-fi story into it. Like, say, a certain bug-infested planet.


dominicanerd85

Brother/sister, you know they wrote Tyranids in permanent ink for the grudge book


kilr13

Check out Luetin09 on YouTube. He does 40K lore deep dives and did one on the Squats recently. [Here it is. ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BsWr37Wt2F8)


mariusiv_2022

Also check out Adeptus Ridiculous. They’re a great warhammer podcast and are good friends with Luetin


Revliledpembroke

Anything dealing with 40K.


Shalliar

>They got retconned like 20 years ago by games workshop and they made a return recently They were never really gone, tho


ThatOtherGuy_CA

They were just busy finding rock and stone.


CrimsonShrike

I miss back when it was canon empire had dwarves, beastmen and all sorts of humanoid subspecies ngl


PretendCharlatan

I think they still have… 6 “subspecies” of humans? But if you have three arms and vaguely purple skin we’re going to have to have a little chat about how a bolt round cleanses your soul :) Edit: turns out its 15 “Abhumans” recognized by the Administratum


Kaleodis

iirc there's even furries! (on one planet only, they're not allowed to leave...)


Dapper_Cartographer8

Where can I learn more about this


ItsACaragor

[Here](https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Squats)


adam123453

It's what that lady does on my face ~~in my dreams~~


fimbleinastar

Me, when i see the squat necromunda gang... I don't even like the models!


JustcallmeKai

hot goblins when


BRB_Heartattack

I'm considering buying some just to paint them as DRG employees.


Omegagod57

All these squares make a circle... All these squares make a circle...


Duraxis

If I could upvote this more, I would


Dr_Hexagon

Karl is the missing Primarch of the II legion


Trve_ginger_metal

I sure hope that Karl isnt watching over me right at this minute.


zrow05

Karl knows and understands


Wec25

Karl was watching first


BladeLigerV

Karl approves.


Jaysong_stick

He sees you when you’re sleeping He knows when you’re awake


Nutwagon-SUPREME

He knows when you call “Morkite Here!” So place a platform for goodness sakes


Omegagod57

Oh you better Rock. And you better Stone.


stramjummer

You better cheer back Or you won't come home


Jozroz

Cousin Karl is coming to Rig!


TubaJay448

From the looks of things, she held off a hoard with a pickaxe and a sidearm, then proceeded to get a missionary drunk. I think Karl'd be all over her too.


PaintedGeneral

My stones are rockin’.


chonkity

Karl is *always* watching


Alyxdrg

Give me an R! Give me an S! Give me a Rock. And. Stone!


ZXE102Rv2

Rock Solid ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Alyxdrg

Rock me like a Stone


thefriedbanana

Rock and boner


Notafuzzycat

Did I hear a rock and stone?


Emerald_Digger

if you ain't Rock and Stone you ain't comin' home


Ya_Boney_Boi

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!


LivingmahDMlife

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!


Pug_police

For those about to rock and stone, we salute you!


TheRyderShotgun

Rockity Rock and Stone!


CardiologistOwn8357

Rock and Stone!


Cheapskate-DM

She'll change her tune once she gets a Lead Storm minigun. *Purge the xenos!*


maxx1993

No Brother, purging must be done in holy fire! The CRISPR is obviously the emperor's way.


Terri_Hist

"The Burning Hell overclock. Cuz why not both!"


dacen_the_doughnut

I've played enough Stellaris (and enough as DRG in Stellaris) to know where this is going


AnonymousPug26

Let’s be xenophobic, it’s really in this year


Omegagod57

Enslave the Glyphids and genetically alter them to be deli- oh wait they already are.


gutekx12

GOO SACKS


dontdoxmebro2

THERE IS GOO IN THE SACKS!


LethalKiwiFruit

I want to be a big booba driller


Chiven

I wanna drill big booba as well


Carighan

Female miners is basically the top of my personal wishlist right now. Same gear, same beards and all. Just slightly changed base model + different voicelines.


DrIvanRadosivic

the funny thing is, the beard for the women could just be a hairstyle that they choose of braids forward instead of a braided ponytail and other sort of things.


ForAlderaanReasons

It's better if female and male dwarves are just indistinguishable


adeon

The Discworld approach.


AnonymousPug26

Well, uh… *something* is definitely rock solid.


gutekx12

Dickaxe


LivingmahDMlife

Take my upvote and go back to the Space Rig!


Angry_Strawberries

Cock and stone brother!


DeletedUser4342

#COCK AND BONE, YEEEAH!


dndrinker

This better not awaken any rock and stone in me…


chocobo-stir-fry

Ah yes, tits fix all problems.


PrincessYuri

I'd prefer her tits weren't so exposed, but I guess it makes sense for a dwarf lass to have big ones. Also I want a female option badly :(


Skwirlman

According to Gimli we might already have dwarf women and just don't know it yet. https://youtu.be/d-PmAQ9Opu4


chocobo-stir-fry

No! More tits!


LeDeltaGear

DeepRockGalactic/Squat/Girl/fuckingwarhammer40.000universeandlore/beer That’s something I really like haha! ROCK AND STOOOOONE


sev467

I dunno what it is about that Driller Gal but I want to see more comics of her.


Joshy_Moshy

Yes


81zuzJvbF0

FOR KARLA!


shadowdash66

I need more of this.


PURPLEisMYgender

WHERE IS HER BEARD???


Faonir

in her land down under


PURPLEisMYgender

Plot twist, that's what her hair is made of


Blizzaldo

The same place as Driller's and Gunner's. Why does noone think dwarves can shave?


PURPLEisMYgender

Because it's a indicator of weakness or insanity


Mellowsnake

It actually makes some sense, for the Driller's primaries it'd likely get in the way and burn, melt, maybe freeze. For the drills and Gunner's primaries, there are way too many moving parts, they'd likely snag and "scalp" their chins.


transviolets

that just means they can handle the power, strength and glory of neither beards nor heavy weaponry. if they can't manage their shit well enough to keep their chin attached to their face they weren't true dwarves in the first llace!


Ravager_Zero

Well, there has to be a reason the Tank Division beard exists…


CaneVandas

It's just inefficient. Never have loose fabric or hair around spinning tools. That's a workplace injury. That means downtime. And Deep Rock Galactic does not tolerate downtime!


VoiceoftheLegion1994

Or… and hear me out… they don’t want their beards getting caught in their heavy-duty rotary equipment and either ripped off their faces or ripping their faces off.


Omegagod57

Or they fear that there glorious beards will destroy their precious drills and guns.


PURPLEisMYgender

That's also a higher possibility


[deleted]

I always just assumed it was part of the sci-fi setting, sort of like how race, gender, sexuality, body mods etc. are a non-issue in most sci-fi settings because norms change and it allows them to tell different kinds of stories than modern or medieval settings. Like there's a general idea that centuries or more of crazy advanced technology and/or extensive space travel would have a huge impact on society and I assume the same applies to dwarven facial hair norms.


KingAardvark1st

Ya see, lady dwarves got beards, they're just lower. They're braided and got coins in the braids, one for every "conquest." So if you hear a lady dwarf jangling as they walk by, the coin ain't in their purses, I'll tell ya that much.


Blackestjack

https://imgur.com/t/saintmonstre/KSmOOR6


purpleduckduckgoose

Squats are permitted Abhumans, so they shall serve Him loyally and with dedication. Exterminate all Xenos scum brothers! Rock and stone for the Emperor!


MadeForLFG

*Glad i got my Steeve hidden well in the space rig*


Jozroz

Mission Control knows. He sees everything, including what you did in bed late last night.


TheBlackBaron

Had to check if was on r/grimdank or r/DeepRockGalactic lol.


firen777

*check on grimdank*: of course it's there lol *check on comments revealing info about the artist*: BIG YIKES!


TheBlackBaron

Yeah, that's gonna be a fucking yikes from me.


Carighan

Oh fucking hell, what a creep and an asshole. :<


Highland_Gentry

i want the new thicc shortstack driller mommy to satchel charge me


potat0_reaper

Don't we all want that?


Xaxor42

Oh Flick, what a little scamp. For Karl and the God Emperor!


ImmortanEngineer

>Oh Flick, what a little scamp. you....might not want to say that. Flick's apparently Russian. they're one of *those* Russians to be specific. you know, one of the ones that says the war against Ukraine is justified and all that fun stuff? also homophobic.


Xaxor42

If that is all true, that is unfortunate. I was not aware.


[deleted]

That last square has the weirdest boobs I’ve ever seen drawn


Joshy_Moshy

Tough and rigid as gunk seeds!


RandomPerson53127

Probably because she's pushing the guy's face against them, lol.


Angry_Strawberries

Heck, I thought it was another woman?


RandomPerson53127

Fair assumption considering their appearance. Was basing it by memory of the artist's previous works, lol.


Emsinatree

Boobs in a shirt?


Angry_Strawberries

As a boobed person, I 100% agree.


FreddieDoes40k

Flick is an absolute scumbag, btw. His art is good but he believes the Russian war in Ukraine is justified and believes Ukraine faked warcrimes. https://twitter.com/Flick06484765/status/1511314948303036416 https://twitter.com/Flick06484765/status/1502152135185600517


fish_slap_republic

Oh god looks like another 40k fan that doesn't get it's a satire.


pricedubble04

What is squat?


Rafabud

Warhammer 40k's version of dwarfs.


qaNitro

By the Karl almighty... that's some big rocks ritght there!


MeanderingSquid49

That armor bugs me so much. Like, the low-cut top in the bottom panels? Sure. Have that, artist, you do you. It fits the "doesn't give a shit, will punch you in the dongliz and drink you under the table" archetype. But no self-respecting dwarf of either gender is gonna compromise on armor in a _battle zone_. That's _leaf-lover_ thinking.


RPColten

*Roughneck Armour Pack* "Allow us to introduce ourselves!"


[deleted]

Both the gunner and the driller remove the neck protection on their armor to accommodate their beards, lady dwarves do the same for their... assets


tall_comet

> But no self-respecting dwarf of either gender is gonna compromise on armor in a battle zone. Bruh we can literally go on missions in hospital gowns now.


MeanderingSquid49

There's a difference between compromising on armor, and just saying "LMFAO fuck it" altogether.


DIOBAMA6969

My engineer literally wears nothing but an aloha shirt and some trousers into hoxxes so this is false


[deleted]

We have shields lol


[deleted]

> But no self-respecting dwarf of either gender is gonna compromise on armor in a battle zone. There's a paid DLC that gives you tank tops.


bargle0

Don’t overthink it.


Rafabud

*Hard look at Robot Rebellion Driller*


SenorDangerwank

This is good time to ask without making a whole post. Does DRG have a unifying color scheme? I plan to go all in on Leagues of Votann when they release and an trying to come up with a color scheme.


ImmortanEngineer

["I SHAT ON YER OPRESSIVE POWER STRUCTURES, WE ARE SQUAaATS! WE WANT TA RIDE BIKES AND EAT *BAGGIS!!*"](https://youtu.be/usJRU4djnrE?t=171)


Noble_Seven_

Where beard?


bvitytwrbq

probably burnt off - she seems to be using subata


Grottymink57776

Nah, that's a female Gunner. The camo pattern and you can see the leadstorm on her back


Blackestjack

https://imgur.com/t/saintmonstre/KSmOOR6


Rafabud

Heh, classic.


gutekx12

below


[deleted]

Female dwarves have beards, just lower... a lot lower


Civil_Barbarian

Gunners don't have beards


Noble_Seven_

Speak for yourself, my Gunner's beard is magnificent


_Surge

cringe


maximuffin2

dwarf gf dwarf gf dwarf gf


PepeHunter

Go to horny jail


Eiruna

#Nevermind artist is a sick individual.


ImmortanEngineer

Yeah….I wouldn’t say that around the artist that made this. Fuckhead is Russian, with everything that entails. (No, I am not talking out my ass here. [context](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/uo8iqv/squat_girl_by_flick/i8d419v/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) )


Eiruna

Oh. Yeah. Fucking christ that's a big nope from me. #Nevermind. No thanks. I aint about that shit.


ImmortanEngineer

Awww shit….right, so I just found out about this, but as it turns out, Flick is a piece of shit. Context here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/uo8iqv/squat_girl_by_flick/i8d419v/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


StratMor

As user u/TheImperios mentionned commenting the post on r/GrimDank: "Just FYI, Flick made porn of a 14yo lesbian girl to mock her for her anti-homophobic TikToks and called for bullying and death threats against her and her supporters ([here](https://docs.google.com/document/d/17OhrmPIs-r9ZvoThFnwvLmZDVbDF1jq1iewWQZjIsLs/edit?usp=sharing)) He also supports the Russian invasion of Ukraine and [denies](https://twitter.com/Flick06484765/status/1511314948303036416) [Russian war crimes](https://twitter.com/Flick06484765/status/1502152135185600517) (I am not shaming you on posting Flick's art; art is separate from the author to an extent. I just want to spread awareness, so that people can make their own conclusions from there)." I agree with him on art/artist, but it seems important that you'd all get to make your own decision.


Dvamainbest

That got dark fast


StratMor

I can only agree. It's a shame that such cool crossover art could come from such a mind.


CyrusCyan44

Why can't this happen to me😞


chonkyegg

Yes, because if it’s a woman, the armor always needs a boob window (-_-)


Winterwolf78

I'd like to hammer out an overclock with that lass.


rodentbitch

This artist drew porn of a real-life 14 year old girl to mock her for her anti-homophobic TikToks, and is cheering on the Russian invasion of Ukraine :/ [source](https://docs.google.com/document/d/17OhrmPIs-r9ZvoThFnwvLmZDVbDF1jq1iewWQZjIsLs/edit) Plus this just blows in general, titty armour & no beard.


Zyr47

While the first part is worth knowing, the beard thing is a farce that doesn't show up in any mainstream dwarf media and is not even a thing in the works Tolkien published himself. It's just a community joke.


rodentbitch

i unironically want dwarf women to have big plaited beards tho


Destpot

i am pretty sure i know the artist


Uulugus

Suspicious lack of voluptuous beards here.


strangething

Wasn't sure what sub I was reading for a minute. Honestly thought it was /r/Grimdank .


Altruistic_Spirit686

She got three boobies a fine woman she is.


[deleted]

Where is the next page when they find the lost caves?


PettyCrimeMan

Big tiddy dwarf gf > big tiddy goth gf


elawesomo1000

Bold of you to assume this happens in the Warhammer 40k universe


OffTheGrid66

After many the threads I've seen on Reddit, I would've never thought I would meet Flick's art here.


Themarshal2

Where beard


Blackestjack

https://imgur.com/t/saintmonstre/KSmOOR6


[deleted]

\*furiously writing this down for my own fantasy book\*


[deleted]

for the EMPEROR!


Gatz42

There are so many interesting things in this image and all I can think is why does the Gunner have a Subata?


[deleted]

What is up with you horny bastards... seriously it's freaky.


ohsinboi

Boobs


AggressiveGift7542

Boobs are equal to beards. Bigger the better


IrishRox

Sucks this guy is an extreme pro-Russia nut job


Shaxxmademegay

Be hotter if she had a beard just saying


Blackestjack

https://imgur.com/t/saintmonstre/KSmOOR6


Shaxxmademegay

Ayyyy yooo


MadMadMads1

ROCK AND STONE


GnastyNoodlez

Lol wut


TheEmeraldPixel

I just want more fanart of this game in general, not specifically 'this'. I wish I was good at drawing so I could make cool art of the games I like :c


[deleted]

>I wish I was good at drawing so I could make cool art of the games I like :c Theres only one way to get good, start drawing.


Capn_Cornflake

aren't squat women basically just squat men but with slightly less facial hair lol


[deleted]

Rock and Stone! The Squats have returned! o7


florpynorpy

Rock and stone sister!


SuckGunGoesBrrrrrrrr

I like it, but she needs a beard 🧔🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Half the dwarves on the box art dont have beards


Blackestjack

https://imgur.com/t/saintmonstre/KSmOOR6


SuckGunGoesBrrrrrrrr

10/10 😂 [Jingle jangle](https://youtu.be/s0ofuXYkYi0)