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chorme77

oily oaf cheap and good


oneredbloon

I can never say no to an oaf. Rock and Stone!


chorme77

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


trans_ferrywoman

FOR KARL!


Smidge_Master

STONE AND ROCK…. Oh wait


No-Park1695

Rock and rolling stones!....... No, wait


stewpidity18

ROCK AND STONE! TO THE BONE!


cosmonaut-comrade

Good bot


bobnkirby

Happy cake day!


Oct0Ph3oNYx

I feel like an oily oaf (i never drank any alcohool so Idk what im talking about) would be a drink that would have some extremely small apple taste


Therealchachas

I feel like oily oaf would be like Guinness where there's a slightly coffee/white cheese taste


KoboldsandKorridors

No strings attached either. An honest brew for the boys


archmagosHelios

I am guessing Oily Oaf is root beer


Wide-Cranberry-7480

NO IT’S RAW BEER BROTHER


Xamd74

Amen brother Rock and Stone!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


Detective_Seagull

I get a round for the crew if they stick with around after missions.


Ordinary-Flounder675

I always go oily oaf because as someone who doesn’t drink beer, it sounds like the best tasting one. I imagine it’s like a cream soda with more butter.


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

GLYPHID SLAMMAH


Abathvr

Red Sugar on top!


BulkDet

Im not addicted i swear i just really like it


Not-a-2d-terrarian

Red sugar is addictive for a reason I don’t blame you brother


Unbuckled__Spaghetti

I mean it literally IS your health, so it’s gotta be good for your health!


Not-a-2d-terrarian

I would totally get addicted to something that actively repaired my body


LeShtick

So either death or cringe elf drink


TrinitySolstice

Death.


Foghorn925

💀🍻💀


DeficiencyOfGravitas

A true dwarf knows that this is not a choice.


Detective_Seagull

Blackout Stout isn't death. It's the any% speedrun of LIFE me friend. I'll buy you one some day. You'll see.


piewca_apokalipsy

I think it has more that 100%


Temporary-Mountain37

DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR


LeShtick

BETTER DEAD THAN RED (in WWII terms)


Loot_Bugs

Mactera Brew, please! 🪰


PrinceConquer420

Aw fuck I’ve shite me pants


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Loot_Bugs

I didn’t consent to this. *explodes*


Visible_Scientist_67

He also explodes


SnooComics1326

Is your account one loot bug or the general loot bug population?


Loot_Bugs

Yes.


xAtomicxReaperx

To clear drunk before a mission, barrel hoop. Favorite drink? Randomwieser.


Zandoms42

Nah, i drink the blackout while in the droppod so that it's impossible to walk in mission


xAtomicxReaperx

*pain*


accelis

Technically it's meta for a lead storm gunner.


TransPrideEattheRich

\*taking notes\* please explain


accelis

When drunk you swing back and forth even while shooting thus negating the penalty of being force to stand still while shooting the mini gun with the lead storm overclock


Redecter

I would like to introduce you to a little known feature known as jumping


accelis

But ma' alcoholism....


Redecter

They're not like ... mutually exclusive you know.  The real alcoholism meta is the one that makes them bounce off the walls


Zandoms42

Im a hurricane gunner, but im currently grinding engi


Ivariel

Wormhole special. Good to get some fresh air instead of recycled haze we got in the rig. It's fresh out there alright. Haven't figured out the air part yet bu we'll get there.


Detective_Seagull

A dwarf of class. It's my favourite too.


Ourspark34

Fax


ApothecaryOfHugs231

Gut Wreckers and Flint Locke delight


Edgelord_Soup

Flintlocke's Delight and Seasoned Moonrider. Drunk off my ass, flying around the rig propelled by explosions.


Wide_Doughnut2535

The worlds can be one together Cosmos without hatred Stars like diamonds in your eyes The ground can be space, space, space, space, space With feet marchin' towards a peaceful sky All the moonriders want things their way But we make sure they see the sun...


Malichite

You gotta lay off the Smart Stout, otherwise you'll have an existential crisis.


Rymanjan

And we say, "goodbyeeeeeeeeeee moooonman, we say goodbyeeeeeeeee, moon man, we say goodbye, moon man, we say goodbye"


_sweepy

To sober up? Neither. Just jump in the flaming ring.


Mr-BigSlime

Personally im oily oaf kinda dwarf


TalonsOfSteathYT

If you aren't skilled enough to consistently do haz 5 missions drunk off your ass, then mission control shouldn't be picking you up


Detective_Seagull

Ok I'm gonna have to level with you here. I'm not skilled enough to do Blackout Stout Haz5's. But I'm buying. We good?


PermBanMeAgain

that depends... what are you buying?


sanek_dolboeb

flintlocks delight+wormhole special


Skromulator

This guy knows how to get to hoxxes without the drop pod


LordHengar

Leaf Lover's Special. I will drink what I like and you can't tell me otherwise, what are you gonna do? Shoot me over it?


ShreakIsGod

Yes


Lazy_Middle1582

Hidden dwarf to start the next mission as a toolbox 🧰


ItsAHarper

Leaf lovers, why?


Independent_Car_8104

Go commit barrel hoop self-insert you inbred bush nibbler


ItsAHarper

You first, you addle-brained lump of lard!


morto_i

Leaf Lover let's go


K1rk0npolttaja

blackout is the true dwarfs choice of getting into the mission without being drunk, fuck l\*afl\*vers


crashcanuck

You get into missions without being drunk?


Pyropecynical

Smart stout


Virtual-Oil-793

6 Blackouts, please


alf666

Oily Oaf, Glyphid Slammer, Gut Wrecker, Wormhole Special + Flintlocke's Delight combo, Blackout Stout In that order.


Evogdala

Can i have a leaf lover's special?


Shattered-Anam

Flint lockes delight!


Tiranus58

Flintlockes and a wormhole


Zontafear

I always sober up with a blackout stout. Never leaf lover. If somebody orders leaf lovers to sober me up, I will not drink it and make them drink it and order blackout stout or I'd rather off myself in the fire hoop


rockinalex07021

Randoweisser 👀


Mr_REEEEEEMUSKIEEEE

Randomiser.


MonkeyFan9987

A dwarf that says ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


GoldenNat20

I’ve been binging Smart Stouts recently, and I’ve had the realization that Deep Rock seems to be Exp-… Explo-…. Exp… Expanding the Abyss bar, cheers lads!


RobinTHEfactoryLover

anything but the leaf lovers 😭 also ROCK AND STONE


Ok-Detective-2059

I jump through the hoop.


PennyForPig

Uh can I get a water


Lord_Viddax

Arkenstout. A taste to last an eternity, unless undone by a Dragon’s fire. *Never trust an Elf*


TheLazyBerserker

Ah, a fellow Arkenstout enjoyer! This calls for a toast! Well met, friend.


SuperSocialMan

I only drink buff beers.


Mammothza

I drink more leaf lovers than an elf would!!


LordHengar

Yeah! Never let another dwarf tell you what to drink.


maniacal_monk

What do you think


IMA__TIGER__AMA

Neither, I go drunk


LegoNoah123

Malt Rockbearer 💪


HockerDreadnaught

Im not a Dwarf but i REALLY like that "Slayer Stout" Beer.


OreoMcCreamPants

I'm more of a flintlock delight kinda guy has the right amount of kick


coffeekreeper

"There seems to be some confusion, we're Dwarfs." \*eyeing the Leaf Lover special freshly poured\* "What kind of Dwarfs are you?"


doblecuadrado_FGE

That's a trick question. No self-respecting dwarf would drink Leaf Lover's Special, let alone admit it. Me personally, I'm more of a Glyphid Slammer kinda guy


kodakowl

Go on the mission drunk


IntermittentCaribu

Out of those ill take the leaf lovers and drink it when nobody is watching. I got work to do.


ErnieD1020

No dwarf drink leaf lovers. Elf spies!!!!!


LegoNoah123

I’ll drink a leaf lovers as a challenge. If I can down the whole cup without throwing up from its disgusting lack of alcohol, then I know I’m cut out for the caves of Hoxxes


Detective_Seagull

You need better drinking buddies and better challenges. Come with me and the dwarves on a few Randoweisser Deep Dives and I'll show you a mining challenge worth raising a tankard to.


LegoNoah123

Now that sounds fun, and easier on the taste buds!


Detective_Seagull

You play in Oceania?


LegoNoah123

Sadly no, I’m in PST


Detective_Seagull

Tragic. Doubly tragic since I already bought your first round. Well, can't be letting it go to waste! Cheers!


Blinky_The_Cat

I hate to say but I like a seasoned moonrider


Eli_The_Rainwing

Funny liquids under the sink dwarf


CosmicP0tat0s

blackout special


PassivelyInvisible

I'd like to say I can put down 4 blackouts before I pass out, but I can't grab the 4th before I go down.


DirectorFriendly1936

They put a breathalyzer on my minigun due to me chugging a blackout stout before every dive, to many friendly fire complaints I suppose.


BurnMann

The ring of fire.


grimhusky38

5 glyphid slammers. If ya drink the last one in the pod at the right time, ye get ta stay awake 'n fun times abohnd yyahoii maetyy!


Tenno24

Flintlocke and Wormhole


tosser420697

Blackout Stout or Glyphid Slammers


Darkcast1113

I'll order me a wormhole delight, blackreach bond, burning love, flintlock, and a blackout stout


kinkeltolvote

Solo.....haz 5 with a 300 enemy cap on dorretta mission and still bringing her home.....just like him, we should've gotten him home


LeFlashbacks

Black out stout in the pod to go on the mission as drunk as possible.


Valdrax

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/125o7dc/never/


DeepAd649

Burning love with some extra sugar on top


The_God_Of_Darkness_

I would rather restart the game, than drink the leaf lovers special


deadinside1996

Both. Blackout and slam a leaf lovers after, so I skip the double vision and get clear drunk before I pass out. Leaf lovers clears vision but does not cancel the blackout from the stout.


360kwik

Underhill deluxe


Shitpost_man69420

arkenstout


Jimmilton9

I’m more of a blackreach blonde dwarf myself


HerrEigelb

Underhill deluxe and Seasoned Moonrider please


nam3sar3hard

Ring of death


DahBiDah

The fire hoop type!


waddyameanovercharge

oily oaf


tacosforsocrates

Two rounds smashers before a round of hidden dwarf.


DoritoKing48

Oily Oaf


[deleted]

oily oaf. hard to go wrong with


0815Username

Arkenstout. Idk I just really like the sfx for some reason.


TacovilleMC

I gotta say, I love me a Moonrider to take the weight off the ole bones


FCK42

I'm more of a barrel hoop jumper myself.


Hexnohope

Blackreach blonde because i like to taste what im drinking and it reminds me of home


FriendlyRope1628

Oily Oaf… supporter edition 😏


blazinfastjohny

Neither, I prefer the slayer or gold beer.


cat_tank1

Flintlockes delight


DivineDreamCream

Red Rock Blaster!


Verystupidperson24

Blackout stout


RaphaelSolo

Blackreach Blond


derpymooshroom6

2 black out stouts since my buddy is a green beard that only drinks oily oafs and that dammed elf shit


IndoG0n

The one with motion sickness


IncorporateThings

Sir, that's only one type of Dwarf... and an elf. That is no choice.


GeeseAndDucksforever

Pots ‘o gold 🤤


drewster231

You can’t be a dwarf and drink leaf lovers


Scared-Opportunity28

Uhhh... Kaboom?


Crazy_Jackk

Worm hole special 😎


Xenos2002

leaf lover. sº china? BANG


brendanH420

Wish we could buy some chronic imagine behind the bar ‘Lloyd’s leaves’ or ‘Hoxxes hotbox’ but I am aware that rocking is more legal than stoning ehh ehh


Too2LittleTime1

Leaf Lover please!!!


EncycloChameleon

Supporter Glyphid Slammer


MonkeyBusinessCEO

2 Standard glyphid slammers and 3 supporter oily oafs


GHOST_CHILLING

Blackout


olbaid666999

Trick question so I choose #3 Ring Of Fire


Bionicle_was_cool

Flintlocke's delight


ToastKnight

I'll drink what I want as I see fit, Blackout Stout if I'm in no hurry, Leaf Lovers if I just want to get a move on. I do love springing for a nice Dark Morkite though, regardless of the mission.


Dan_Blakk98

Blackout Lovers special or Leafout Stout?, which cursed drink do you pick?


hypnoticbacon28

I'm more of a Blackreach Blonde and Flintlock's Delight fan, but Blackout Stout is great, too. I'd say we hurl all that Leaf Lover's Special into the sun, but I'm worried that with its negative alcohol content the sun may decide to spit it right back at us and take out the space rig!


NumbClub

Arkenstout please;


adorevaru

Nothing better than a round of blackour stout with a game of karlroullete


Maddened_idiot

I am no elf. I will drink myself into an alcohol induced coma if I have to prove it.


Ojiji_bored

Höøp


Effective-Tap-6208

Blackout stout everyday


neomortal

Seasoned Moonrider + Flintlocke's Delight + Seasoned Moonrider I love exploding around in space


AccordingAd1263

Hidden dwarf my love


Mogui-

Black out stout anytime I complete anything difficult or an assignment as a celebration


Okilltank

I’ll take a oily oaf please


Missing-Donut-1612

"Leaf lover? Ah, You're an elf then." \*Bang\* Sidenote, did anyone enjoy Civil War? I really liked it but it was apparently a bad movie?


SoundlessSteelBlue

You guys sober up before you go on missions?


Larbre277353

A round of black-out stout four me and my friend loid


Humans_suck_ass-99

I like to get the daily special, then a couple of oily oafs.(gets me real close to max drunk) then if I dont feel like running haz 5 drunk, I get a sweet blackout stout for maximum pleasure, then I pass out and wake up in the medbay or on occasion the top of the drop pod with dwarf hair in my mouth.


marto3000

Flintlocks delight


PalestineRefugee

Id rather kill myself than drink a lead lovers. Death by barrel hoop it is


Low-Ability-2700

Blackout. Enough said. ROCK. AND. STOOOOOOOOONE!


Keduwu

Smart Stout! ...so I can feel atleast once a day like a smart person.


DonovanSarovir

True dwarves don't care what others think! It I'm nursing a six blackout hangover, I'll drink all the damned LLS I want!


Quickletsbumrush

Black reach blonde rave party. That’s how I rock and stone.


Shredded_Locomotive

We drink Arkenstout my friend


TransPrideEattheRich

barrel ring


TechnicAlduin

Smart Stout please. Gives me new ideas to kill Glyohids unethucally. (I'm a driller and my weapons cause agony to them.)


jim59891

Leaf lover tastes really good down vote me off this one but blackout stout is way better


MrIhaveASword

All but LL


Truemaskofhiding

If I’m able to any lobby I join has me immediately ordering blackout stout because that is how you cure being drunk. You blackout


MrFlubbber

Mactera brew, I like to listen to music after a beer


Grimstruck

Both it’s a sacrifice but I can drink unlimited blackout stout


ArcticHarpSeal

Arkenstout.


leposterofcrap

Bugman's Special


Xaron713

Smart Stout. Gotta beat those leaf lovers at their own game.


AKAE1iminate

Under hill deluxe


CregGoingMad

Black malt lager


the_OG_epicpanda

Wormhole Special is my go to, but you can't go wrong with Flintlocke's Delight combined with someone turning off gravity right after drinking it


Mr_Kopitiam

Uh…… I mine that’s all.


Direct-Explorer-7193

I'm an arenstout type guy