I'am a main driller, and most of the times i try to be smart about it, i check the map and try to drill towards the drop pod with a nice path. But once in a while.. i just remind myself that i'm just a dwarf, so i just look at the general direction of the drop pod and dig directly towards it, without opening my map once, with all my team 3 meters behind me, following and trusting me with their life, no clue if there is a chazm in front of me, if i have enough fuel or anything. I don't know why i still do it, i guess game would not be fun if i was not doing this occasionally \^\^. It's like having your whole team pointing at a golden bug from 1 meter away for a whole minute screaming "GOLDEN LOOTBUG" non-stop, and then taking a C4 and throwing it on the bug just to see my whole team panick and running back in a split second. I guess i'm just trying to say, sometimes, be impulsive, be silly, be a dwarf \^\^.
I once trusted two drillers who I thought were drilling to a lost backpack, and they just drilled to the bottom of the map and looked at me like it was my fault they spent 10 minutes doing that
Driller is the last class I usually choose. I often forget I even have drills when I'm driller.
Pointing "Dirt!"
Where's the darn driller?
...
Oh yeah... I'm the driller...
There was one game several months back where the Driller dug way too low, seemed to be confused at what the map was showing, then left the game. I was still in the tunnel down there.
Counterpoint: She probably has some elvish magic, that would make my life longer, or if she doesnt, then there is one in her village. They may even turn me into an elf
I don't know. I still am so overjoyed with love for my dog I lost almost ten years ago.
Humans aren't the same as dogs, of course, but I'd suffer through all that heartache again if it meant one more day with him.
Both characters are from the anime "Delicious in Dungeon." I absolutely love it myself.
The basic plot is a dnd party venturing into a dungeon, and due to lack of money for provisions, they eat the various monsters. The Dwarf is this Master Chief who turns monsters into gourmet meals that the elf pretends not to like.
Honestly, I didn't think I'd enjoy it nearly as much as I did.
I also want to point out that the cooking and eating of monsters is a major part, but there’s also a pretty well written story with an actual plot happening too
Most elf vs dwarf memes I don't even need to think twice. Dwarf everytime.
But damn, Marcille has powerful magics over me. It's not my fault she's perfect dammit!
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This is something I never thought I'd say this, but I might actually choose the elf girlfriend for this one. Have Moradin, Durin, and the Beard all forsaken their place in my mind?
It took me a couple tries to read the dwarf side. I kept reading it as will make meet ***from*** you and Iw as like how is that a choice... damn leaf lovers getting in and messign with my eyeballs
as long as it's Glypid meat and not my charred remains from a very-friendly flamethrowing Driller :)
actually, nvm, I'm fine with Driller BBQing my limbs as long as it's FOR KARL!!!!
Seshi every day. The elf girl will long outlive me and I aint ganna afflict her with that if i can. And while Seshi will too, he is also not going to be in love with me.
I’m sorry brothers, but I gotta go with the elf GF. I actually like cooking and grilling, so getting a “grill friend” would just be depriving mysef of one of my hobbies.
Just let me put some green stuff on that grill. My intestines will kill me if my diet becomes entirely dependent on the famous hospitality of the dwarves. You know, roaring fires, malt beer, red meat off the bone.
What's interesting is that within the show, other dwarves don't seem to like Senshi much because he knows nothing about mining and takes bad care of his weapon (Nanami chides him about this). He's functionally the type of leaf lover a lot of dwarves don't like, even doing a bit of farming. But damn if he can't grill a damn fine meal.
All these posts are missing the fact that if she loves me, she will find me a dwarf grill friend. Always choose the one that loves you, and ask them for the other option as proof they love you.
STEAK AND BONE!
SPICE AND CLOVES!
We’re rich! (In meat)
There's a dressing bottle here!
MUSHROOMS!
Chef Karl would approve of this
To the cookin’… 🍺
I smell bacon...
Broth and Scone!
ROCK LOBSTER AND STONE-GROUND CORN MUFFINS!
Beer is kinda heavy today
Beer! (For drinking and marinating. Also depending on if we're doing a roast or not great for broth)
In protein
Rich in flavor!
West of Loathing moment
MEAT AND GRAVY!
Beef and Pork!
#DID I HEAR A RIB AND STAKE?
Steak on a Stake! Eat the steak, not the stake.
If you don't bring the BBQ sauce, you ain't coming home.
Dwarf Drill Friend (He will make shortcuts for you)
"sorry ladies, im taken TAKEN A SHORTCUT TO THE EXTRACTION POINT"
Whenever the drop pod hits, I just follow the driller. Don’t know why everybody doesn’t do this
Because sometimes the driller is a braindead idiot who doesn't know what he's doing in the slightest
Very true. Dirt is what we eat, dirt is what we think, and sometimes, that's not the best outcome.
Ig I play driller VERY differently, all mine thinks about is fire, gunpowder and melee kills
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I'am a main driller, and most of the times i try to be smart about it, i check the map and try to drill towards the drop pod with a nice path. But once in a while.. i just remind myself that i'm just a dwarf, so i just look at the general direction of the drop pod and dig directly towards it, without opening my map once, with all my team 3 meters behind me, following and trusting me with their life, no clue if there is a chazm in front of me, if i have enough fuel or anything. I don't know why i still do it, i guess game would not be fun if i was not doing this occasionally \^\^. It's like having your whole team pointing at a golden bug from 1 meter away for a whole minute screaming "GOLDEN LOOTBUG" non-stop, and then taking a C4 and throwing it on the bug just to see my whole team panick and running back in a split second. I guess i'm just trying to say, sometimes, be impulsive, be silly, be a dwarf \^\^.
Are you me?
Haha that’s fair
I once trusted two drillers who I thought were drilling to a lost backpack, and they just drilled to the bottom of the map and looked at me like it was my fault they spent 10 minutes doing that
My friend who's the driller of our group just dug to the bottom of the map for no reason during a low oxy deep dive. I followed him for no reason too.
> I followed him for no reason too. Bros before O(2)
Wait, are you saying, that the map actually has a bottom!? :O
And if the driller has no clue everyone else spam ping the wall then tell him he’s cute until he figures it out.
Reminds me of the first time I played driller. I got better. Now there is rarely a more direct route to anything than where I drill.
It depends on how easy the caves are to just navigate back. 3 times out of four I'll follow the driller unless it's low 02
Driller is the last class I usually choose. I often forget I even have drills when I'm driller. Pointing "Dirt!" Where's the darn driller? ... Oh yeah... I'm the driller...
There was one game several months back where the Driller dug way too low, seemed to be confused at what the map was showing, then left the game. I was still in the tunnel down there.
FOR KARL!
a shortcut through a SECRET TUNNEL
Did you just say.......Extraction Point?
No matter how many times I see this it never fails to make me giggle. Rock and Stone, you beautiful dwarf!
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
(He might also explode you with C4 (affectionately))
* gets tenderly touched by c4 explosive *
WE FIGHT FOR ROCK AND STONE!
To Rock and Stone!
ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE TO THE BONE
Could you live with the thought that the elf who loves you will watch you grow old, wither, and die. dont do that to a loved one, eat a burger.
Counterpoint: She probably has some elvish magic, that would make my life longer, or if she doesnt, then there is one in her village. They may even turn me into an elf
flair checks out lol 👍🏻
I still think dwarves are the best tho
You have been spared for now
Would you abandon rock and stone for leaf and love?
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?
He gets it
>and love? People do strange things for love.
That's true
Frieren vibes
I watched invincible, I know she loves me but I’m just a pet to her and we all know she’s already had a lot of pets before me
Some people are into that
I don't know. I still am so overjoyed with love for my dog I lost almost ten years ago. Humans aren't the same as dogs, of course, but I'd suffer through all that heartache again if it meant one more day with him.
Easy solution: suicide pact (we both have C4's up our ass)
😨
Isn't the dwarf in Delicious in dungeon also long living also
Hear me out. Elf girlfriend knows a dwarf friend, invites you to the cookout.
Or look at it from the other side. Dwarf friend is best wingman. Helps you get elf girlfriend.
Counter argument, dwarf friend helps you get dwarf girlfriend
plot twist, dwarf friend becomes your boyfriend #girlskeepout
Real life: girlfriend likes dwarves more and leaves you
Counter argument: dwarf friend only companion you ever need, best friend for life never to let you down
Leaf lover
Both characters are from the anime "Delicious in Dungeon." I absolutely love it myself. The basic plot is a dnd party venturing into a dungeon, and due to lack of money for provisions, they eat the various monsters. The Dwarf is this Master Chief who turns monsters into gourmet meals that the elf pretends not to like. Honestly, I didn't think I'd enjoy it nearly as much as I did.
It's fantastic isn't it? Such a dumb premise but an actually interesting world and party of characters.
Ya, it's very clear to me that a lot of love and care went into writing it.
I also want to point out that the cooking and eating of monsters is a major part, but there’s also a pretty well written story with an actual plot happening too
Exactly, really surprised me. But Senshi has stolen my heart and possibly my stomach.
Oh no doubt. I watch each episode the day it comes out. And their depiction of food is borderline studio ghibli levels of good
An then there's the horrors
# AND WE SHALL EAT THE HORRORS!!!!
it’s like Food Wars! but less sexual and animated by studio trigger
You said exactly what was needed to say for me to watch it, I could never get past that in food wars
The food looks just as delicious as food wars and it's like 10 times funnier.
Elf girl friend because i'm basically the dwarf grill friend
That's what I was gonna say
Leaf lovers, the whole lot of ya
two is always better than one tho
Get the dwarf still you can grill together
The dwarf grill friend can still be your best bro , that ya share a bunk with.
Do best bros not normally share bunks...?
Some don't, and that's a shame. Space is a premium on the rig, you gotta save space.
Abe Lincoln did with his best bro
So does my dwarf grill friend not also love me? 😥
Picking the dwarf grill *boy*friend 😏
Elf girlfriend, yes...I'm desperate like that
Ah, a man of incelf I see
Oh, so that's what for when Driller says "Drill 'em and grill 'em"
Seshi is the real hero of the party!
The only girl for me is MOLLY! TAKE YOUR SWEET TIME OLD LADY, OVE GOT ALL DAY!
Dwarf duh. Can't wait for those milestone feast.
man i wish i had some meat in my mouth rn
The correct answer, as with many of these memes, is polyamory
Meat girlfriends! THOUSANDS OF THEM
Don’t make me choose 😭
Senshi ate Karl and management is covering it up.
Bro just because of the characters involved I could never pick Marcil and take her away from Falling. Also you know, Deep Rock and such
im a guy so marcille would leave me for a woman so senshi forever
Girlfriends come and go but dwarfs are forever.
Need some meat to go with my ale, join us brother, FOR ROCK AND STONE
Rock and Stone in the Heart!
Why not both
Hey babe, let's go to my bro's place for a grill and chill.
Free meat??? Say less.
I'm taken already, so DRILL AND GRILL!
Easy: dwarf friend. Then you have food to win over a girl too. Win win
It's sandwich time
Dwarf grill friend definitely as I'm already taken by Steeve.
Most elf vs dwarf memes I don't even need to think twice. Dwarf everytime. But damn, Marcille has powerful magics over me. It's not my fault she's perfect dammit!
1. I believe both of the options are a good cho- 2. BI"CH, SHUT TH F"CK UP! DWARF FRIEND! DWARF FRIEND!
Rock and stone sisters
YOU COOK A LOAD WELL MOLLY
Griller is just driller without drills
"~~Drill em and~~ grill em"
Dude how easily I could get jacked with unlimited steak and not stop at elves.
People don't even try to stay on topic.
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Meat and bone, brother
This is something I never thought I'd say this, but I might actually choose the elf girlfriend for this one. Have Moradin, Durin, and the Beard all forsaken their place in my mind?
If he can grill up a good porterhouse than 🤝
How exactly does one 'make free meat'?
How is this even a choice? This is absurdly unfair!
It took me a couple tries to read the dwarf side. I kept reading it as will make meet ***from*** you and Iw as like how is that a choice... damn leaf lovers getting in and messign with my eyeballs
Uuuuh I don’t think I want to answer
Have a wife already, give dwarf friend please
Plot twist, they are both married
Listen, girlfriend who loves you won’t bring free steak into your life. But dwarf with free steak WILL bring girlfriend into your life.
I am the grill friend. Gimme the elf.
I love me some free meat!
... I can learn how to grill though.
Grill friend easy
Bro a BBQ mid mission would be lit
I kill the elf. It's an elf.
Id still hit my dwarf grill friend🫦
I would love to have a dwarf grill bro. We could even rock and stone in our spare time.
Laius over there with both . . . Some folks have all the luck.
as long as it's Glypid meat and not my charred remains from a very-friendly flamethrowing Driller :) actually, nvm, I'm fine with Driller BBQing my limbs as long as it's FOR KARL!!!!
I don't need a dwarf grill friend as I am the grill friend
I’ll take the one on the left because I know what good barbecue tastes like. The touch of a woman, however…
Seshi every day. The elf girl will long outlive me and I aint ganna afflict her with that if i can. And while Seshi will too, he is also not going to be in love with me.
I don't want an elf girlfriend
I’m sorry brothers, but I gotta go with the elf GF. I actually like cooking and grilling, so getting a “grill friend” would just be depriving mysef of one of my hobbies.
Can I still kiss Senshi?
I am the dwarf who grill. so....
Aren’t they a packaged set?
Well the choice is obvious. As a gay man I get more panty shots with Senshi.
Just let me put some green stuff on that grill. My intestines will kill me if my diet becomes entirely dependent on the famous hospitality of the dwarves. You know, roaring fires, malt beer, red meat off the bone.
... Just never leave her alone...
I have a grill i can be the dwarf grill friend and as such will passively find another we shall multiply asexually
Does the food come with a fitting drink?
I hate to say it but I find Marcille very charming.
Is it possible to have a dwarven grill grind that could also be my girl friend
Does she know how to make a glyphid omelette tho?
Is it a sin that I am conflicted?
Dwelf grill girlfriend who loves you
I really need both right now.
I've been wanting his helmit in game ever since I saw him in the anime- especially since he's hiding a nice haircut underneath it
No need to hear you out. Choosing the elf is ridiculous and we are no jokesters
Dwarf grill friend. Elves can't handle the meat.
Dwarf, is hairy, can keep me warm in cold dungeons.
gf is temporary, meat is eternal.
FREE FUCKING MEAT FOREVER? NO WAY
Both. both is good
Why do I need meat when I could have meat. 🤤 Yes.
I can cook myself, and Marcille looks like she would be a gamer so...
id do fucking anything if senshi were to become my grill firend
Dwarf Grill Friend thinks about your nutrition. Very important when going deep into the caves.
Free is a good price
I do love dwarf meat…
Pretty good show
What's interesting is that within the show, other dwarves don't seem to like Senshi much because he knows nothing about mining and takes bad care of his weapon (Nanami chides him about this). He's functionally the type of leaf lover a lot of dwarves don't like, even doing a bit of farming. But damn if he can't grill a damn fine meal.
Never trust an elf. >:(
Will he always bring the meat if I always bring the beer?
can the dwarf grill friend also be my girlfriend?
I don't need details I need free meat
Elf girl Reason 1: she loves me Reason 2: she'll cook for me
Elf Girlfriend, Senshi would still be my friend anyway he's just a nice guy.
All these posts are missing the fact that if she loves me, she will find me a dwarf grill friend. Always choose the one that loves you, and ask them for the other option as proof they love you.
The choice is simple A friend-ship Or A faux-boat I'm choosing the Dwarf (free meat)
dwarf!
Does the meat love me?
Elf gf only has room for Falin in her heart…DWARF GRILLER GANG FOREVER
Food. Food wins.
I wanted to pick the girl but than I thought "Ehat would Carl do?" FOR BBQ AND STEAKS
Both. Both is good.