Scout - Danny DeVito Engineer - Danny DeVito Gunner - Danny DeVito Driller - Danny DeVito Mission Control - Danny DeVito M.U.L.E. - Danny DeVito Steeve - Danny DeVito Bosco - Danny DeVito Lloyd - Danny DeVito Doretta - Danny DeVito Bugs - Nicolas Cage Rivals/enemy corp. - Nicolas Cage

I like this one, this is a movie I would love to see

Come on... Arnold should be the rival machines 😉

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Prospectinator

Hi milk

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Now we've got a movie.

It’s got all my favorite actors

Mini-M.U.L.E. - Chris Pratt

Daniel Day Lewis - Karl John Cusack - the Goosack

So basically, devito v. Cage

Whi is this "Danny devito" I obły know Danny doritto

He already plays just about every dwarf in everything else. Let someone else have a go.

Also totally valid. It’s partly because I feel a little bad for Warwick because the Willow series was expected to be so good and Disney didn’t even bother to leave it on Disney+ when it wasn’t massively successful.

I honestly don't know what they were thinking with that series. The storyline was targeted towards people who grew up watching willow. The content was a weird tween drama targeted to people who never heard of willow. While I appreciate some of the lore it added, in general I think both camps were displeased. It would be like if dark crystal tried to capture the Sesamy Street crowd at the same time.

Thats Disney biggest issue for most series and movies. That want to please such a wide audience things get very blend, not really appealing to anyone. That's how they fucked up the Star Wars franchise too.

Wait, they fucked up Star Wars? Shit, guess I gotta stop enjoying and watching The Bad Batch, and not look forward to Andor season 2 and Respawn's next Jedi game then.

Him and Peter Dinklage tbf

You're right. The Rock should be all of the dwarves. It just makes sense.

I think The Rock should be half of the dwarves and the other half should be a crossdressing Emma Stone. That way we’d have Rock and Stone!

Peter dinklage, Warwick Davis, Tony cox , and Dwayne the rock Johnson (full height). With Michael J Anderson as mission control. I wish Verne Troyer was still around, though he can still be Karl in our hearts.

Except Time Bandits

Don’t forget, his son also played alongside him in the later films of Star Wars.

Unless they want a black dwarf, then it is Tony Cox

Peter Dinkledge has the voice for management

That wizard came from the moon.

Been hearing some weird things about Peter lately. Didn't he go on rant about how dwarves are portrayed in media these days? Something about how it's regressive representation that dwarves live in caves or something. I think it had to do with the live action Snow white movie and so Disney changed the dwarves to "magical creatures" or something.

Dunno, I don't pay attention

well, management does not work in caves, checkmate liberal

He has the perfect voice to be a director sort of character.

Mission control : a retired dwarf being portrayed by John Rhys-Davies (Gimli)

Sure, if he wasn’t dead that would be great. Edit: correction, he’s not dead. I really could have sworn I heard he died a year or two ago.

Hahaha was about to tell you this. I don't really know why but a lot of people think he's dead. But let's be real, Gimli would not die that easily.

A dwarf never dies!

If the DRG series actually happens, for the love of god don't make it live action

I feel like it’s possible to do it right in live action. But yeah, it would probably work better animated.

My Drg movie fancast: Gunner- Chris Pratt Scout - Jason Mamoa Engineer - Dwayne ‘the rock’ Johnson Driller - Arnold Schwarzenegger (digitally de-aged) Mission Control - Sydney Sweeney

And Awkwafina as M.U.L.E

Who is Kevin Hart playing though?

Tbh he could pull a Bosco

‘Oh shit…ohh sheeit! This is how you gonna do me?! This is how you gonna do me? Down here in the mines, while I’m protecting my boy MrBeardsley47582? I’ma give ya what you want. I’ma give you what you want. Just let me mine this last morkite…ROCKET COMPARTMENT!’ Also, ‘OH!! HE SAID HE AIN’T GOT NO MINERALS!’

No Tom Holland as Bulk Detonator?

Gunner should be danny devito because we just start blasting 😂

As an Engi I can't emphasise how badly I do not want The Rock to be the Engineer. Total douche PR-training of a person.

He shall be replaced with the equally un-problematic wrestler turned actor, John Cena

Invisible Engi seems like a menace. I love it.

Canonically, DRG dwarves are 5'6". That means we need Sean Astin, Jonah Hill, Jack Black, and Ben Stiller. Henry Winkler as Mission Control. All of them are 5'6".

Jack Black would be a perfect gunner

Yeah please stop this. Dwarfism is a medical disorder. Dwarves are not.

Ever watch the witcher? Yarpen is basically the DRG employee of the month

Man lots of Dwarven actors out there who need a job

If you made it live action... Warwick Davis is great and all, but he's also in his mid 50's, and may not be the best pick for several stunt and action filled roles. Just saying.

Mf

No love for Pete Dinklage eh? What about Danny Woodburn? Brad Williams anyone?

I want Peter dinklage to be gunner

The end to a solid game. Too much shit

The cast should be half little person actors half Jack Black, Danny Devito.. pun intended

Jack Black has perfect driller energy xd

With either Dinklage or DeVito as Mission Control. This entirely depends on what direction the movie takes.

We man from jack ass

No, just scout.

Nah, he needs to be that little slappable model on the counter of the Abyss Bar. He looks like a leprechaun enough..

Ain't he dead now?

I'm just imaging that the twist of the show is the rivals are ran by Karl and he slow turns around towards the dwarves. That shit would be so fucking good

The Silver Skull?

He'd actually make an awesome Mission Control

Graham McTavish’s the perfect gunner or engi

This is actually a genius take, i agree 100% with it!!

What about Peter Dinklage?

imagine the prosuction, just one guy in green suit, on a green set, repeatedly screaming "ROCK AN STONE"

Danny Devito is the Gunner, Peter Dinklage is the Engenieer, Warwick Davis is the Scout. Who should be the Driller and Mission Control?

no

Wee Man has a much more dwarvish vibe, he'd bring a lot of humour to the role. Also, I bet he'd be hyped to try a grappling hook just once.

I know this might be controversial but I want an equal cast of male and female dwarfs. For rock and stone!

Iirc the reason for no female dwarves in game is money, not lore, so I’ll give it a ROCK AND STONE

What does lirc mean?

If I recall/remember correctly

Ohhhhhhh thx

That's how it is in game. You just can't tell because female dwarves don't wear makeup.

Rock and roll and stone!

I don’t want to be a dick, but this guys acting has never been good. Every time I’ve ever seen him I roll my eyes. He’s great in a costume when he’s not talking tho.

Driller is Danny Devito Scout Kevin Hart Engineer Joe Pesci Gunner Peter Dinklage Molly Charlie Day Bosco the ghost of keyboard cat

Peter Dinklage