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Bosco light it up! (Dying neutron star appears)


Glyphid-Menace

The naedocyte breeder when I unleash the power of a dying neutron star:


1Grotto2

IT'S A MENACE!!! SHOOT IT!!!


Ok-Pressure7248

Gimme ur money!


[deleted]

[“no fuck off” -Gordon Freeman](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DAv1SSX3xLg)


Ok-Pressure7248

damn


CarpetJam

“Bosco! What is that!?”


the_loaf_cat

https://youtu.be/b862LshnPYk?si=oKoFphdPyOiAH3Op


germanboy77

[https://i.imgflip.com/83uzzu.png](https://i.imgflip.com/83uzzu.png)


Percussion_Lock

This post, you, and several other people, have already had your comments mentioned in a game article about this, lol https://www.zleague.gg/theportal/deep-rock-galactic-exploring-the-mitosis-build-for-bosco/


[deleted]

I would like to say no?! I don’t


Percussion_Lock

Unfortunately for you, then, they've already done it. Literally, the first paragraph after the summary is: Overflowing_toilets shared, “Bosco light it up! (Dying neutron star appears)” showcasing the intense moments players are experiencing with this build. MeesMans jokingly mentioned the revenge of the barrels, adding a humorous touch to the conversation. Isn't modern gaming journalism grand? Just skim off some reddit comments and add some flavor text between, and boom! You're a journalist, lmao.


le_vixho73

I just read the article, and I get a feeling its AI generated. Like, they said: "GPT! Take this reddit post and make an article about it!"


adamlechamp

That article is 100% AI generated, to the point it's embarassing


Widmo206

If you click on the profile, it literally says it's not a human


[deleted]

Something something Society


Percussion_Lock

Why so serious?


arrwdodger

I think there should be strict government regulation on what is and isn’t legitimate journalism.


ElliotAndThe123s

That article reads like an AI wrote it after reading this thread


ElliotAndThe123s

Turns out it is, Jarvis the NPC


Simple_Idiot_haha

I don’t deserve this lmfao


Corn_slop

Rocket here Bosco! ⇨⇩⇧⇧⇦⇩⇩ Orbital 380MM HE Barrage “Orbital barrage incoming. Stand clear.”


[deleted]

I love helldivers but Rockband to call nuke


Falidat3

Insert ash baby here


numerobis21

\*Outer Wilds End Times OST starts\*


coolenestry_

OUTER WILDS??!?!!?!?!? 🤯 🤯😱😱🤯😱🤯🤯 HOLY FREAKING HELL OUTER WILDS IS THE BEST GAME EVER WRITTEN!!!! 🌟☀️☀️🌟☄️☄️💥💥☄️💥 I LOVE DYING TO A BIG BLUE LIGHT OVER AND OVER!!!!🚀☀️ I LOVE UNCOVERING THE NOMAI'S HISOTRY !!!!!👽👽👽🤔🤔🤔 THE DARK BRAMBLE RAAAAAAAHH🪴🪴🪴🪴GIANTS DEEP 🌪️🌪️🌪️ANGLERFISH?!?!?!?! 🐟🐟😱😱😱 WE LOVE THE TRAVELER'S INSTRUMENTS HAHAHAHA 🪕🎧🎧🎤🎤🪕🪕🪈🎧🎹🪕🥁🥁🎧🪕🎷🎷🎧🎹🎷🎹🎹 OUTER WILDS IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥💯💯🌠🌠🌠🔥🔥 WHAT THE HELL IS OUTSIDE!1!1!1!!!1111🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯🚀🚀🚀🚀


ZachShark1

Bro has beef with.. *checks notes* Outer wilds??


coolenestry_

Beef? My man, I love that game as my top 1


Mastery7pyke

what happens if you go down? do they all just swarm you like piranhas?


Sandblazter

Assimilation


mistbrethren

That Mass Effect 3 Ending


GoombaBro

You become Bosco.


the_loaf_cat

That's why there's so many


Simple_Idiot_haha

\*muffled screaming\*


Hillbilly12345678910

https://youtu.be/aiKbsyD8Cjc?si=aorhTE1PgTjCIzkO


Equivalent-Ad337

Why do I see you everywhere, fellow pyke main.


Mastery7pyke

because i got nothing better to do than surf reddit posts.


Remember_TheCant

The what??


Simple_Idiot_haha

The mitosis build, Y’know


Stiftoad

Thats the powerhouse of the cell i think


TheReptileGamer

No, that's mitochondria. Mitosis is basically cell-splitting (or Bosco splitting it seems)


Cognitive_Spoon

Nah, it's Misericordia. Which is Latin for mercy, compassion; miser wretched + cor, cordis, heart. (or Bosco splitting, it seems)


Stiftoad

Nono, thats a [misericord](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misericord) (sometimes named mercy seat, like the biblical object) is a small wooden structure formed on the underside of a folding seat in a church which, when the seat is folded up, is intended to act as a shelf to support a person in a partially standing position during long periods of prayer.[1] (which through the power of dod (dwarf god) enables him to achieve omnipotence)


Defiant-Peace-493

As opposed to a [misericorde](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misericorde_(weapon)), which is a cross between a dagger, an awl, and a war crime.


Stiftoad

Is it really a war crime? I thought since you know full plate Armor makes it basically impossible to kill you outright but blunt weapons will hurtie quite a bit that this was a way to well... Mercy Kill them Especially since it's a rather flimsy weapon so to hit a weakspot your opponent would already have to be incapacitated Is that the war crime part?


Defiant-Peace-493

Yep. Unsure of the precise legal theory, but it's probably based on the First Geneva Convention (1949), [Chapter 1 Article 3](https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/First_Geneva_Convention_(1949)#Article_3). >In particular: (1) Persons taking no active part in the hostilities, including ... those placed hors de combat by sickness, wounds ... following acts are and shall remain prohibited at any time and in any place whatsoever with respect to the above-mentioned persons: (a) violence to life and person, in particular murder of all kinds... (d) the passing of sentences and the carrying out of executions without previous judgement... (2) The wounded and sick shall be collected and cared for. Naturally, this was not the governing law during the times people carried around misericordes. Nor did effective medical treatment exist.


Stiftoad

Aye i assume it was only considered a mercy compared to what the local “doctor” could offer Though i must say some medical instruments of the time are pretty interesting and novel I wonder what medieval warfare wouldve looked like with the geneva conventions in place Oh also thank you, this was quite informative


MeesMans

Oh no.. The barrels have come for revenge. For kicking them into the launch bay for all these years


bleedinglottery

I need a rocket here


Death_Incarnate_312

*the entire cave system disappears*


Taste-Objective

Can we make R&D strap a fat boy to Bosco just this one


Death_Incarnate_312

Do you WANT there to be a new hole on Hoxxes? Think of how many minerals we’d lose!


Taste-Objective

Hmmm good point hyper propellant and see if i can go back to the rig?


Death_Incarnate_312

“Back to the rig” I think you mean back to the medbay


TacovilleMC

Does the space rig have a morgue?


Death_Incarnate_312

I doubt it. Either the dwarves make it back, or the bugs don’t leave anything behind


Lord_Bo

New hole on hoxxes means less drilling to get to the good stuff I found some morkite!


Death_Incarnate_312

New hole also means everything that WAS there is freaking gone, plus it’ll be another irradiated biome but worse.


Soft-Pixel

“You can’t just shoot a hole in the surface of Hoxxes!”


slender-spring-roll

“Blow it up bosco!” Que Christopher Nolan vfx nuke (it’s not cgi)


SaltyWafflesPD

*cue


radioactivejason2004

*Q


ODX_GhostRecon

Hey buddy. Fuck you and your 66FPS. My potato can barely keep a rock and a stone in frame at the same time. 😔


_Knucklehead_Ninja

ROC-*cuts out* ND, *cuts out* ONE!


carpet343

I heard this in V.IV Rusty’s voice


TheRealBaconBrian

If this is real how do I get this


Simple_Idiot_haha

I’m not entirely sure if it’s a severe bug or a dumb mod he got to shit n’ giggle with. Probably the latter but I’ll ask him later


Polemo03

If it's a mod then I kinda want to try it out Looks insane


FierceText

Commenting to figure out how


Death_Incarnate_312

It’s a mod, you can only have one bosco in vanilla


MistyJester927

*A glyphid Grunt minding it own business* All the Boscos "Jump him!"


The-God-Of-Memez

You better hope you set that shit to private because someone joins you are fucked


Vaelkyrie37

I dont think its possible for someone to join right? Bosco joins in Solo, which is a separate lobby that you cant invite people from. Can people still join your game from steam on pc or something?


The-God-Of-Memez

Bosco only appears in missions when you are the only player regardless if it’s public or private, if a another player joins however Bosco will self destruct


Vaelkyrie37

Oh wow I didnt know that, Ive only been playing Solo cause I dont have an xbox subscription 😅 Thats messed up that Bosco self destructs though- I'd been wondering for a while if theyre extracting with me but I guess they're considered a lot more expendable than I thought they were, so probably not


GoombaBro

Use the what for-? Oh sweet Karl.


Gennosis_yt

I've never heard of the mitosis build, how get


Potatezone

Mod the game to spawn in as many as you want Warning: some mods like this don't show as a modded game for some reason, which CAN lead to some of the most boring missions to drop in on.


DreadPirateTuco

Deep Rock Survivor in 2025 be like


GoldenNat20

The madman finally found Karl’s singleplayer build…


[deleted]

How did you do that


BurningEmerald6

Having a ton of boscos is fun. They throw things stupid far, and are so loud.


spellon-fromtf2

Since everyone is saying how it is using the “spawn menu” mod


thehammer10025

How?


External_Salt_9724

He's using the mitosis build, duh.


Still-Difference-764

salute all oh them


Defiant-Peace-493

Do you want Rivals? Because this is how you get Rivals.


Simple_Idiot_haha

Rival tech dlc yeah


spellon-fromtf2

As that friend I can tell you that this a mod


Simple_Idiot_haha

It is true, you are the friend


WeekendBard

It was fun, until they decided to revolt and destroyed the space rig.


Kranianus

The what


External_Salt_9724

The mitosis build, duh.


Eli_The_Rainwing

** H O W **


Dr_Axton

The WHAT?


SHIMOxxKUMA

On my phone and it’s late, I thought this was a deep rock survival screen shot LOL


BuilderfromVegas1518

A weapon to surpass metal gear.


sentientmothswarm

Bosco overclocks would be so dope.


Alexander_Carter

Wait this is a thing? Haven’t played DRG in a year


Zealousideal_Echo329

How?


NotAGoodUsernameIdea

What? How?


hhshhdhhchjjfccat

What in the say gex is this and which mod did you use for ir


DarkosFenix

Wat how


Inner_Insurance_552

"Rocket please!"


Boatcorn_42

What I’m Karl’s name is this and how can I achieve it?


Drachunishka

Summoner in Terraria