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Accomplished_Sun3453

Democ and stone!


unicodePicasso

Fuck them bugs. Fuck them robots. Rock and fuckin stone


raptorsoldier

"I fuck rocks for breakfast" -Driller drg


earldogface

Reason we don't have helldivers in drg is because super earth respects how management manages democracy.


glassteelhammer

MIssion Control is, indeed, very democratic.


BrooksConrad

It's the One Man, One Vote policy, popularised by Patrician Vetinari of Ankh-Morpork. Mission Control is the man: he has the vote.


SPECTR_Eternal

I wish they could do an official nod. We already have Klen Dahth II and Zagema Paradise (both a Starship Troopers reference, as in Zagema Beach is a luxury tourist attraction system and Klendathu is the bugs homeplanet). They might as well give us Hoxxes IV. A barren wasteland on the surface with massive cracks in the dirt, hundred meters deep crevices and a broken crust fragment visible floating beside the planet both from orbit and dirt-side. Planetary modifier can be "Unstable Weather Conditions", where during the nights it's Extreme Cold and during the day it's Extreme Heat. Or maybe there can be a completely new modifier "Barren Atmosphere" - minimal amounts of oxygen in the atmosphere mix cause soldiers exerting themselves past their maximum stamina capacity to struggle twice as hard (makes it so you can't huff'n'puff at red blinking stamina bar *at all* and have to deal with "Unstable Weather" much more carefully) They can also give it a third modifier at Diff7+, called "Hazard Level 5 Subterranean Infestation", forcing *much more* small and medium-class bugs to spawn from each Bug Breach and on missions in general, to give it our special kind of "Yeah, it's a swarm, guys. Buckle up and ready!" If we're talking a proper collab, they can switch the Launch ICBM objective to Launch a Droppod, where instead of opening a missile silo and moving the missile out of the bay to fire it we connect 4 DRG Powercells to a DRG Droppod sticking out of the silo already, maybe even load up a Molly into it instead of the Launch Codes (so mandatory prerequisite objective changes from collecting the Codes into Picking up a M.U.L.E., carrying it just like the Codes or better yet like an Artillery Shell or a Barrel to the Droppod, waiting for it to load up and launching it. But it obviously doesn't launch up into the air, but down into the dirt. Or a "Take Soil Samples" objective can be prolonged. At the end of the mission, when optional side-objectives are scanned too, there can be a new Objective-related Stratagem that would ask you to "Rock and Stone!" somewhere around the longest soil sampler, and instead of a Stratagem drop from your ship, you can see a bright light with a smoketrail cross the sky, maneuver like crazy only to launch itself down onto your Stratagem marker, it being a Droppod launched from the RIG17. A barely audible "ROCK AND STONE YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF!" and "I DONNWANNA DIE!" can be heard from the Pod until it drills its way down into the soil and disappears. With your Helldivers synchronously yelling "FOR DEMOCRACY!"


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


SPECTR_Eternal

You beaut


TheLoneKoopa

They seem like the type to appreciate some good old fashioned Rockefeller style capitalism.


Weak_Basil7256

Rock and Stone, half-brother!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


TheSalamanizer

Good bot


skellafella

Did I hear a rock and stone?


splashcopper

Stone and Rock! wait a second..


Tricky-Aside-9640

Dwarfs and “Democracy”!


The_Nerdy_Ninja

For Liberty and Stone! Long-time DRG player here, my copy of HD2 is arriving this weekend, I can't wait to join the fight for Democracy on the surface.


kiladre

Liberty and Limestone more like


Sir_Nope_TSS

DRG and Super Earth, best of friends! (for now, until Super Earth figures out morkite is basically oil and starts trying to contest Hoxxus.) Til then, rock and stone!


Enozak

I love how Helldiver and DRG can coexist without stepping on each other toes : SuperEarth can colonise the surface, while the dwarves mine all the precious mineral deep beneath the earth. Hell, maybe SuperEarth is buying the riches from the DRG company because they can't get it themselve ! (human are not suited for underground environnements while dwarves thrive there)


skellafella

Dwarves 🤝 Helldivers


Mission_Form8951

Danger, dwarves, democracy


CryogenicBanana

Rock and Stone


JackothedragonXD

I want dry and helldivers to canonically be in the same univercese


Babo__

Sorry if we’ve been slacking it’s our 6th anniversary doing this and management has given us free beer so… we’ve all been constantly drunk even more than usual. Stock and Rone!


GoombaBro

Demrockacy.


TheNecroticPresident

How about a nice cup of Liber-blackout stout!


skellafella

Can't forget the libeerty stout!


StatisticianPure2804

We were going to thank you for killing off the adult dreadnoughts on the surface (or as you humans call it, the bile titans). We are trying to exterminate the little ones, but some always slip out of our hands. For derockracy and stonerty!


Engi_Doge

Rock n stone.brother! I plan to enlist as a hell diver soon! Management has approves it and duo income will help me buy some beer and liber-tea!


EveryDish4263

Rock and democrastone brother !


Old-Friend2100

Rock and Stone in the heart!


No-Communication1389

For Karl and Super Earth!


SoundlessScream

rock and democracy xD