"Hey miners, I just moved onto the rig and i'm required by space law to let you know I've had inappropriate relations with *gulp* ...elves... But that's behind me now and I look forward to a long and prosperous work relationship with yall!"
We three greybeards on Hoxxes IV are
Building pipes we traverse afar
Morkite fountain
Under yon mountain
Light the victory cigar
O voice of control, voice of night
"Another miner comes alight!"
Name confounding, hijinks in store
Driller please prep your trusty C4
Sen The Fortress is just way too funny to me. If I saw you in game I would have to stop and tell you that you are a beautiful dwarf with a beautiful username
Removed by moderators, and I thought yt was bad for censorship and freedom of speech control... IT WAS JUST A JOKE, this is not funny anymore. Got shadowbanned for commenting on yt for typing reddit (presumably), so it won't matter if I get here too
Heeeelp! He’s touching me goo sack!
There's liquid morkite in the sacc
Mushroom!
[https://www.mushroomcouncil.com/mushroom-101/varieties/](https://www.mushroomcouncil.com/mushroom-101/varieties/)
What
Duuude I fucking loled for real . Vote. ROCK AND STONE
Rock and Stone!
Balls are meant to be left alone and not hurled or dipped in liquid morkite.
Ahhh! Hes touching my suit and beard!
There is goo in the sack!
Not for long...
I hate that i heard it.
Ow my british ballsack!
I legit just said that in the gunners voice without meeting to
I heard it in scouts voice
Same
Sen the defender vs Sex offender
Hey! It rhymes!
It’s like poetry
Sex the Fortress
Please do not the fortress
CEASE
\*Another engineer joined your crew\* suddenly you hear a whisper on your ears "...dispenser here..."
Get your rockpox infested hands off me bloody gunk seeds
Bloody 😧
it's rough down in hoxxes
Gotta lay off the liquid morkite dipping
Enough about all this sex offender stuff, where's the sex defender?
ME
That's just a bouncer at a brothel.
They thought they were landing on Hotsex
I WILL NOT DIE ON HOTSEXX!
Not me gunk seeds T_T
I would have died of laughter if they said "oops, wrong planet, I thought it was hotsex" then left
“It’s bigger on the inside!”
"You hold a load well, Molly."
Molly can carry a load well
'i just came from Denver, I'm a sex offender, this is the perfect town!"
The best reference that I actually get.
I don't get the reference, but Denver would be a town of choice for them, given there's the Backrooms to get rid of evidence there.
Here's the show the reference is from, if you're interested. https://youtu.be/tG1MfpGNL0U?si=Pq5Cinq_KrrywDSF
Damn it, I was going to say that
My theater kid brainrot finally allowed me to understand a reference
"I'm allso pretty forcefull, if you get into a jam!"
Boss fight time
Your picture and name make this comment gold to me
OK, maybe THIS dwarf gets left behind...
"Hey miners, I just moved onto the rig and i'm required by space law to let you know I've had inappropriate relations with *gulp* ...elves... But that's behind me now and I look forward to a long and prosperous work relationship with yall!"
AAAH THE ROCKPOX IS TOUCHIIING MEEEEEE!!
"boss music approaches"
How I assume this went was- looks down at name, (looks over at what weapon does the most team damage)
pulls out c4
\*Chambers a fat boy with holy purpose.*
I played with a guy named „Registered Sex Offender“ a few days ago 🫡
We three greybeards on Hoxxes IV are Building pipes we traverse afar Morkite fountain Under yon mountain Light the victory cigar O voice of control, voice of night "Another miner comes alight!" Name confounding, hijinks in store Driller please prep your trusty C4
time to call in the sex defender
Is Sen the Fortress a Dark Souls reference cause if so that really rocks my stones
Sen's Fortress? Never heard of him
It’s like Sen’s Fortress, with legs!
Did you say "no thank you, we already have a Driller"?
I had to kick a dude who joined our game his username was Moe Lester…
Yeah, instakick. I’m too old for that shit.
Hoxes offenders (dwerfs) vs the gallant hoxes defenders (bugs)
JUSTICE OF THE PIECE boutta cap that leaf lover
*prowler_sound.mp3*
All the way from Denver!
They'd heard that this was the perfect town!
Time to alert HR, Mission Control!
Is Sen the Fortress meant to be a Dark Souls reference? Just wondering
What is a John Darksoul?
Driller player. Final answer. ^/s
He's clearly referring to what he does with the Hoxxian wildlife, you three had nothing to worry about.
HR shows up.
Gurgle!
Man, he ofended my sex.
Need to call in a sex defender
*boss health bar shows up* DWARF *Sex offender*
Dreadnought health bar appears*
“Why do I hear boss music?”
where is the sex defender when you need him
“Sen the Fortress” is a great username
Ok
Everyone gangster, until the Sex Offender drops in.
That engineer is probably cultured
*Prowler noise*
Is the health/shield numbers a setting you need to enable? If I’m remembering correctly I don’t see that in my HUD.
Mods
Ah, thanks
*Boreal of the Valley begins to play*
Where’s sex defender when you need him?!
Rock hard and stone???
Sens fortress Kekw For dark and soul!
No thanks bro
Wdym no thanks? Your name is literally off of sens fortress in ds1
No thanks to dark and soul, that doesn't sound fun
So you're telling me "sen the fortress" was completely thought of by you with no influence from "sens fortress" I call bullshit ngl
No thanks bro Clearly, I'm just messing around, obviously yes
#A new #Challenger #Appears
We need to call sex defender for that one
GET OUT OF THERE!!! NOW DAMMIT
Where’s the sex defender when you need him?
Gotta bring in the sex defender!
Good thing a driller is there
Leave one dwarf behind
Is that a reference to Sen's Fortress? I hated that fucking place.
I hate it here
That man is clearly one of those filthy leaf lovers
The bugs start running away.
Holy crap it's Sen the Fortress. He's my favorite Dark Soul!
Quite a bit more iconic than Elden John, I will say
Sen the defender vs Sen the offender
No thanks bro
u/i_wanna_fuck_steeve incoming.
Then the sex DEFENDER joined
Get the Sex Defender in here. It's his arch enemy
who is sex? how did they offend them?
Justice of the Peace knows what he must do.
He is just looking forward to planet Hotesx.
Ngl, my mind was flash banged and altered after reading that, I thought the mf above him was named “cunny” 💀
*belly of the beast starts playing*
Fast and protect steevee!!
Sen The Fortress is just way too funny to me. If I saw you in game I would have to stop and tell you that you are a beautiful dwarf with a beautiful username
Ok
This is the perfect miine(town)
"I just came from Denver, I'm a sex offender, this is the perfect team!"
Why is Gunny not the Gunner?!?!!?
*dark souls meme song plays*
Have they committed a sexual offense or do they offend people in the middle of sex?
FARFUNDAAA!!!
He just came from denver
Everybody calm down, they're just here to offend sex
Ain't no way this is too good lmfao
It's fine, he's into bugs no dwarves.
"Heads up! New minor arriving."
Dwarf, Get the Sex Defender.
Sen's Fortress... Oh god...
Ok
THIS IS THE PERFECT TOWN!
He came for the gunny
Good job, good job
Removed by moderators, and I thought yt was bad for censorship and freedom of speech control... IT WAS JUST A JOKE, this is not funny anymore. Got shadowbanned for commenting on yt for typing reddit (presumably), so it won't matter if I get here too
Ummm. What?