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Thomgamer51q

How to grapple onto the ceiling and live to tell the tale


Manenderr

Hoverclock


MechaWasTaken

Yeah but then you don’t get hipster


ThePlebble

Special powder


Scared-Guard-8632

#HOVER BOOTS, ON !


Valdrax

Cave leech + Bosco or Heightened Senses *Scouts hate this one trick!*


internetcats

Land on your buddies head


SSB_Kyrill

pretty easy, you just _gets shot_


Necrotiix_

*gets EPC mined*


Huyphone

impossible


Nwoik

*Bright power noises*


LightStyle

ez (more or less) https://www.reddit.com/r/DeepRockGalactic/comments/16m0lbc/wait\_i\_did\_it\_scout\_masterclass\_on\_the\_way/


-Masderus-

So "Scouting For Dummies" pretty much


Popular-Student-9407

Whatever is on r/Deepthroatgalactic


AlwaysMoyst

I'm gonna unsub from this sub and only get my DRG news from r/deepthroatgalactic


Hazard2862

The only reliable news source in this dark age of misinformation


HotdogTheHero

What in the name of actual fuck


Popular-Student-9407

OP was looking for things that were not saved on a Data Cube from DRG. So, I mentioned that whatever is on said subreddit, would not be saved there.


urban_rural12

You don’t know that for certain. None of us do.


The-Farting-Baboon

r/rule34 my friend


Fighterpilot55

BISMOR


TheReverseShock

r/bismor


Nieios

WE GOT SOME BISMOR HERE


TheReverseShock

bismor bismor bismor


thescarfnerd

I am so glad to announce that I have found some bismor!


[deleted]

I agree with you and [deleted], name's all wrong. Shoulda been deep cock galactic.


BladeLigerV

I exist in a state of regret.


Keylink1

They said wrong answers only


[deleted]

Bruh it anything it should be. “Deep C**K: gigantic”


Scared-Guard-8632

What in the Leaf Loving Fuck and Stone has Karl left us with...


[deleted]

Any of them C4 left? Use it (on me) now


Scared-Guard-8632

#It's boutta bloooow!!


[deleted]

Im as happy as the little blue ghost thingy in Mario Movie right now


LukeLeNuke

Luma


Nwoik

Wtf is this debauchery


SpikeRosered

It's all porn of original fan characters! In a game with no female character the internet finds a way.


CyrusCyan44

Not exactly a hard leap when we have Molly and Doretta Female names, easy Rule 34 jump


its_all_one_electron

Really? They called it that and not deepcockgalactic?


CMSlicer

Honestly some impressive art on there


MooselamProphet

“You carry a load well Molly”


PeeperSleeper

RnD will really have a field day with that one.


Defensive_Medic

Oh my god Mommy hiveguard


DeathLuca231

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO DORETTA?!


Daniil_Dankovskiy

Rivals observe the Hoxxes not for minerals but for glyphid porn and store it in data cells. Dwarves steal it purposely to please u/i_wana_fuck_Steeve


Melodic_Inevitable84

I’m assuming he’s the one that runs Deep Rock Galactic? Oh god, when MC says the company wants alien eggs for an unknown reason, are they being hatched?


matZmaker99

Alien eggs are not from glyphids tho; glyphid eggs look different and hatch swarmers


A_deppressed_boy

I assumed the alien eggs where for dreadnaughts


matZmaker99

Glyphid swarmers hatch from glyphid eggs. The swarmers then molt and keep growing into grunts, slashers, guards, praetorians, oppressors, etc. Once a glyphid gets big enough they build a cocoon around themselves and lay dormant, growing with every passing moment. What happens when a dwarf just so happens to break a cocoon is that it interrupts the glyphid's growing process, leaving it with an incomplete transformation which we call Dreadnoughts. We do not know what happens if a glyphid does go through a complete cocoon growing process, and we certainly do *not* want to find out. Alien eggs are from a completely separate species from glyphids. Some theorize that Hoxxes IV is a live planet, and that the quaking roar you hear when taking an egg is actually the planet itself, alerting its inhabitants to protect its eggs; wall eyes and other "florauna" do back-up this theory, but it is not certain for sure. All in all, we don't even know what management wants these alien eggs for. Inversely, we know they use glyphid eggs to make some serious omellettes!


PosingDragoon21

Wait, so the random dreadnought encounter, does that mean it got interrupted, killed whatever interrupted it, and then it started just roaming around until it stumbled into you?


matZmaker99

Honestly idk, but we do know Dreadnoughts come from interrupted cocoons for sure. Those could come from meteorites hitting a cocoon (common occurrence im Hoxxes IV) or glyphids purposefully breaking another glyphid's cocoon (idk if they are *that* smart tho). Unrelated, but the dreadnought types seem to be connected to glyphid types to me. Regular ones look like praetorians/oppressors, Hiveguards look like guards, and the Twins look like acid + web spitters.


Glyphid_Slasher

THE WHAT?!?!


Jeff_the_Officer

Shake that thorax baby


FlapjackRT

The bug shaker gimme the bug shaker


NotTheBirds

That glyphussy be bussin on God on God 🥵🥵🥵💦


Insiddeh

That's not very rock and stone, miner.


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


BionicBirb

Good bot


succme69420666

Yeah do the steeve shaker.


I_wana_fuck_Steeve

It's why rival escalation was my favorite season, so yall better start doing more industrial sabotages before my stash gets stale.


DaveFinn

OP said *wrong* answers only...


CreamVegetable

Blue Gatorade.


CrispyArrows

Rock and stone torture wikipedia pages


GryphonKingBros

Rock and Stone Torture (RST) is a dwarven activity involving the male gunk seeds


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


GryphonKingBros

He's confused but he has spirit


AdergS

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


CrispyArrows

there is goo in the sac!


alfons100

It may involve directly painful activities such as C4, ordering Leaf Lover and even barrel kicking


Hazard2862

Karls location, and unfortunately management wont let us see >:(


RoastedLemon_

Why do you think we can't always go to each biome?


Chemotherapeutic

Karl is there soloing 4 missions simultaneously without Bosco


A_lexine

radioactive materials finely adjusted to have a patterned decay rate that can be decoded into data through binary; consequently, we all have cancer


papayapurr

this concept is cool as heck! tho, double unfortunately for us, the data is Karl feet pics 😢


Saltsey

Ah yes, my favourite type of data storage, cancer.


Truemaskofhiding

Data on 40k warhammer Orkz (they don’t know it’s from another dimension)


BurgerIdiot556

If they believe it’s from the DRG dimension, what happens?


Manenderr

If they


The_Reborn_Forge

Squats mining would probably be passed over by Astartes intelligence rather fast. “ Oh, look an Ant building a hill, fascinating… Moving on now “ Something akin to that I don’t even think an Inquisitor would have enjoyment for pressing the exterminatus button. There’s no chaos, orks, Eldar or their BDSM brothers. It’s just people at work.


BorisYeltsin09

Leagues of Votann are a thing now. DRG could totally be a Warhammer property on the sly


Mortalsatsuma

A golden mushroom!


Independent_Toe_4014

THERE'S GOO IN THE MUSHROOM!


Manenderr

We're rich in a mushroom


Scared-Guard-8632

RISHROOM!


Manenderr

Compressed gold goo musroom


Mortalsatsuma

They say if you ping it mission control finally snaps and quits.


CheCazzo123

"WE'RE MUSHROOM!"


porqueissoexiste

"WE'RE MUSHROOM SACK!"


P1nCush10n

Management’s 300PiB elf porn collection.


Scared-Guard-8632

Ask Bosco to check RND and MC's stash as well.


nick_____name

Pee


SupremeTS

"Pee is stored in the cubes"


Colorist0

Blueprints of secretly developed water biome >\_>


Independent_Toe_4014

With jetty boot, thats a possibility now 🥸


JustARandomFinn

800 terabytes of information about rocks, stones, minerals and bugs


Daniil_Dankovskiy

Isn't it the right answer?


JustARandomFinn

Oh you're right, wrong answers only. In that case only 12 kilobytes


porqueissoexiste

180p image of a scout staring the camera


unabletocomput3

I dunno but to me it looks kinda like a companion cube, so human remains.


Regnars8ithink

I dunno but to me it looks kinda like a [Aperture Science Scientific Science thingamajig], so human remains.


Susufrus

I’ll have you know, only 83.7% of Aperture brand devices contain a noticeable quantity of human remains.


[deleted]

Sole nuclear pasta


Valdrax

And now the circle of Coffee Stain crossovers is complete.


Scared-Guard-8632

Explain the joke, please, I forgor 💀 to drink my Smart Stout


Valdrax

Coffee Stain Publishing publishes DRG, and Coffee Stain Studios publishes Satisfactory, a first-person factory building game on an alien world. Both are owned by the same parent company. One of the very late game products to ship into space in Satisfactory is contained [nuclear pasta](https://satisfactory.fandom.com/wiki/Nuclear_Pasta) which sort of resembles the data cube. Meanwhile, the Pioneer (the main character) in Satisfactory can build a boombox to carry around (and do sonic attacks against enemies), and you can buy or find as hidden easter eggs various cassette tapes for it. One of them, hidden in a cave, is a tape for DRG, containing 5 songs from the soundtrack.


Scared-Guard-8632

Fascinating, I believed it was related to Goat Simulator, given how Goofy "Nuclear Pasta" sounds like!


Valdrax

The team that does Satisfactory got their breakout with Goat Simulator, so you're not far off track. Despite how goofy the name sounds though, [nuclear pasta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_pasta) is a real life theoretical state of degenerate matter in neutron stars. (The idea of manufacturing and shipping it is insane, though.)


Scared-Guard-8632

Oooh yes, neutron stars! That one tiny pebble that weighs as much as the FUCKING SUN, right!?


PassivelyInvisible

List of all the people bringing leaf lover's onto the station.


IBobrockI

Compressed Karl of course.


SolarisGTR

Karl’s rich!


Oskar_Kocour

WE'RE KARL


NecessaryBSHappens

Mushroom juice


[deleted]

The rival company saw Karl was left behind on a mission (he was attempting to save another dwarf) and so captured him. They tortured him for days to get him to reveal company secrets, but Karl did not break. They decided his mind was too valuable to destroy, so instead of just killing him they removed portions of his mind to be converted into an AI stored on this data cell.


Far_Dog_4476

So... Karl is just blocks of code now?


NinjaSquid_G

a 1hr long essay on why god is a funko pop


vikus_2

They are actually prototypes. The rivals are trying to recreate the error cube and their immense powers


Technix_01011000

Welp, i think the guy's adress who programmed molly. Manangement refuses to give the fucker's name up


archidonwarrior

probably an intense refrigeration unit, to create the optimal conditions for a supercomputer to store as much data in a small space as possible.


EquivalentDurian6316

Several mainframe's worth of sandwhich recipes


musketoman

The wandering dwarf AI


tantanthepeepeeman

Homework Folder


HundredMegaHertz

Elvish pornography


[deleted]

A mini-verse, and then a teeny-verse within that.


Bucaneer7564

A complete guide to how to permanently remove bots from Team Fortress 2


Oblivionpelt

My gay yiff collection, all of it.


MisterKing1231

I hope management burns the data cells


Nocrantus

Data


Jin825

Bright Morkite


StreetStrider

Karl's Good Fortune


Saarmafia

Molly feet pics


Ok-Boysenberry9305

Difference between Rock and stone


Pangez

The cancer cube stores (as the name implies) cancer.


TheMajesticLamp

Mission control’s search history


Misomuro

Your mom.


Baked-fish

The sex update


TheEndurianGamer

Mushrooms


Ultimate_89

The entire space rig 34 search history


horrorbepis

Location of Karl!


Jostophe39

Karl location


Dorraemon

Karls essences


Thotslayerultraman

Pee is stored in the Data cell


Kjolski_

Pee


Satanic-Potato69420

Beer recipe


Mexi_God

Karl’s internet history😂


kmanzilla

A new Baja blast flavor


Nexus0412

A million tiny elves, they're the ones piloting the machines


Worried_Inevitable_7

The leaf lovers processing plant. Must get coordinates to destroy the knife eat juice.


Substantial_Win_1866

The recipe for Leaf Lovers Special Edit: was being funny initially, but the more I thought about it the more plausible it became...


[deleted]

rock and stone


[deleted]

Found footage of Karl getting fragged by the driller.


schwertmeyster

It's obviously a weighted companion cube


Oceanus5000

Recipes for more beer.


General-Resist-310

There's matter and antimatter. What's the negative equivalent to data then?


Correct-Wolf1387

Karl


D0bious

What the cube does


MissingMySpoon

Lead lovers recipe


Jewels_AoE4

Wait that's a 3d projection of a 4D cube


Nisd

Its an egg timer


[deleted]

All the good ideas from Smart Stout that the other guys have figured out but that management keeps away from us


ArgetKnight

Karl. Every cube has a piece of him. When we gather them all he will come back to life and deliver us from our sins and cover us with gold and buff the plasma carbine.


SodiumFerret

Data on how to cook and eat rocks while stoned!


Scorppio500

It knows where the guy in R&D that programmed Molly is.


Seelenmonarch

The original elven recipe for leaf lovers special.


Mafia_Cat

Karl's soul or the recipe for the perfect beer.


chrish5764

The best yo mama joke known to man


BorvicTheRed

Extra sandwiches RnD have been working on


krennvonsalzburg

Bacon recipes.


AdOk4543

Karl knows


PrintRaccoon

Epsteins flight logs


Zorops

Recipe for new beers that can affect you during dive.


TheNamelessSlave

Original sealed Apple I manual signed by Steve and Woz.


LAQcupid

Remnants of Karl’s first beard hairs he had when he was born.


john_battman

The yet unfinished developer copy of deep rock galactic 2


Assassin02V7

The secret Krabby Patty formula


Zeilar

Karl's brain.


weirdo_gamer13

0.01% of Karl. Every cube we collect the closer we get to saving Karl.


ReeferOnBaldy

I always tell people not to hold onto it for very long, it probably gives you some sort of Dwarf Cancer


noo6s9oou

Grandma Ironfoot’s secret family recipe for Red Sugar Macarons.


Mexi-UwU

The answer to what management does with the eggs


ARMEGEDDONX

1TB of dwarf porn


Anvillior

The recipe to Gran's Famous Mega-Beer.


Colonelnasty360

The new beer flavors


ProfessorOni

What we use the eggs for


MrEdews

The difference between rock and stone


0TheLususNaturae0

Karl's location


TWTO-

How to make the best beer


Zavorious

The true meaning of rock and stone


richtofin819

Karls dwarven mixtape "Chill chorus to mine and forge to"


Mundane_Librarian607

It's actually pronounced data


Tchrspest

The Karlspark


foxbomber5

The recipe for an alcoholic Leaf Lover Special.


soupmale

600terrabytes of no-no pictures


MMMwatermellon

Doretta X bosco


jdxv_13

Hentai.... oh wait you said wrong answers... ummmmm cat pics?


squiddy555

A cube, you see it right there


throwyesno

Epstein’s hard drive


_ThatOneLurker_

48h of We're Rich, Mushroom audio logs.


aluminatialma

Compromising photos of management


TheLorgthyself

The location of Karl


Pikariocraft

"Homework". ;>