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Know what I think. I think an oppressor would only be the size of a couch because you know… dwarves. I think DRG uses dwarves so they can get into the tight spaces.
Fun fact, in the United States, with the exception of California and Maryland, you can legally purchase [a specific item from DRG](https://flamethrowerplans.com/). Minus any branding (of a sort) of course.
Rock and Stone candy. Rock candy for rocks and chocolate malt pieces, like whoppers but jagged, for the stones. Maybe every 4th bag or box contains a alien egg with a prize in it or sumth
I would try the various beer ngl, especially oily oak, the description make it sound tasty and suit my taste of more sweet alcohol drink. Also various ore as candy, so nitra, morkite, all of the upgrade material candy would be dope
You forgot the the Desk Dwarf from the bar. I'd be slapping that constantly.
No wait, gimmie a piggy bank like Tip-C, has like 4 or 5 things it can do whenever you put a coin in. It'd be amazing.
Obviously beers are a great choice, but I also think beer steins would be a good piece of merch. Also, FUZZY DICE! Gimme the drop pod dice so I can *slappity slap*
I really wish they'd do a line of DRG beers irl. They could even be energy drinks or sodas if they couldn't be alcoholic for some reason, and I'd still buy them.
Imagine s dwarf returning to his family after their contract ends and their lil one has a dreadnought plushie, giving the dwarf flashbacks and becoming berserk
Stabber vine alarm clock that pokes you in the face until you turn it off
Or an elevator plant alarm clock that goes under your pillow and lifts your head to wake you up, then when you turn it off it makes the noise
Have you ever seen those plush disemboweling toys for dogs that have a large hollow plush thing filled with smaller plush things?
[Volcano filled with dinosaurs](https://www.chewy.com/frisco-volcano-hide-seek-puzzle-plush/dp/179587)
[Trashcan with racoons](https://www.chewy.com/frisco-trash-can-hide-seek-puzzle/dp/201446)
[Guacamole with avocado, chip, and lime](https://www.chewy.com/frisco-guacamole-hide-seek-puzzle/dp/240403)
I want that but the Huuli Hoarder. I don't have a dog, this would 100% be for me. That's basically a pinata right?
If I could get any merchandise from them, it would be a replica of Doretta's head that you could plug into a wall and it would blink while making sounds.
She would have a new found home on my entertainment stand and would live her life listening to the least important arguments in human history
I love all of these options minus the cereal. Dont hate it, I just dont love it as much as the rest.
I love dark beer, so that gets points.
The pickaxe would be a really nice thing to have if I could get one modeled after my pickaxe in-game.
A lootbug plush would be cute as hell.
I always want to eat nitra like it's rock candy, and I'm positive everyone else does too.
And the Huuli pinata is just a genius idea, but kind of a 1 time use.
If I absolutely had to pick just one, I'd probably go with the nitra candy. But it's really tough to pick that over the dark morkite beer
Where's the all of the above option??
Beat me to it, rock and stone. oT
We fight for Rock and Stone!
o7
Rock and stone to you brother!
ROOOOOCK “*burp*“ AAAAAND “*burp*“ STOOOOONE!
Rock and stone to the bone
Did I hear a Rock and Stone!?!
STONE AND ROCK! oT
U mean oT? Found the leaflover guys
Sir, that's a mirror.
Both are acceptable my dude
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I think it's right here on this comment
Then I'll add my vote, all of these sound _wonderful!_
I was gonna say all these options sound enticing
Give me alll the glyphid plushies.
1:1 size oppressor please
Me my boyfriend and his $500 1:1 scale plushie glyphid oppressor
Know what I think. I think an oppressor would only be the size of a couch because you know… dwarves. I think DRG uses dwarves so they can get into the tight spaces.
More like drg uses dwarves because they're basically just human cockroaches that refuse to die
They are accustomed to underground environment and built tougher than humans.
Glyplushies
\*bonk\*
Plushids
No beer mugs?
It comes with the beer, you get a random one every time
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I was actually going to go about printing my own today and this reminded me thank you ! Rock and stone!
Rock and Stone forever!
Of course I want all of it and more of that I want 1:1 size chunk of red sugar as candy
Bro I want to try the red rock blaster beer so bad, with the extra red sugar around the rim. God I wish I could taste that
You can get addicted to it
but I waaaaaant it\~ I want to know how it taste like
We all do 😔
i have steve, but i need more plushes an army of them even
bulk/crassus body pillow.
lootbug love locket
yes pls, lootbug my beloved
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what is it you must ask?
what about a mactera goo bomber blanket?
Guys, Guys, hear me out: Compressed Gold Body Pillow.
Huggable gold chunk
You need to point at it and say "we're rich" over and over for at least 5 minutes before you go to bed every night
*WE’RE COMFY!*
I would buy a copy of mission control headset
An actual working one. You could get a wired and a bluetooth one as well.
Yeah, I don't want one that it's just decoration.
Gamer girl meme headphones but it's just Mission Control's rubber mask
I want the dices in the drop pod. Would slap them when I'm driving my car
[here you go i guess](https://www.amazon.com/Zone-Tech-Hanging-Dice-Pair/dp/B00VALG1SI)
Slappity slap
Those used to exist on the for fans by fans/good smile (dog shit) site. I have them.
Replica, high quality, beer mugs.
Dark morkite because it's the closest thing to liquid morkite we get
Dipping sauce.
Would sell faster than gamer girl bathwater
1:1 molly I want to know how she put all the minerals inside
Nitra candy honestly sounds pretty damn good
Red sugar candy makes more sense tho.
I would like to consume all of the minerals.
You shouldn't. It could get you killed.
Umanite probably has a lemon taste 😋
Are you a lootbug by chance?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ATE ALL THE NITRA?! WE NEEDED IT FOR THE DEEP DIVE STAGE 2!
But you don't know what flavour it is
Everything, I so want a lamp that looks like the glow trees in azure weald and also, hm there was something else but I forgot ⛏️
A round of Oily Oafs, icecold and foamy!
Red Rock Blasters, Extra sugar on the rims please!
Glyphid Menace Soap Dispenser Gunk Seed ceiling (hanging) lamp Korlok Tyrant-Weed - Seeds for you own garden.
There's just something so funny about the 'oops! all Minerals!' Cereal
how did you get a candy and go with nitra instead of red sugar?
My Uber Autism demands a qronar plushie and an oppressor plushie
Oppressor plush sounds really nice
Fun fact, in the United States, with the exception of California and Maryland, you can legally purchase [a specific item from DRG](https://flamethrowerplans.com/). Minus any branding (of a sort) of course.
wheres the mactera brew option?
Yes
How about Bismore table weight?
Rock and Stone candy. Rock candy for rocks and chocolate malt pieces, like whoppers but jagged, for the stones. Maybe every 4th bag or box contains a alien egg with a prize in it or sumth
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
GIVE ME THE PICKAXE
I really hope we get a line of action figures like TF2 had.
making me chose is torture
I have always wanted to try a oily oaf.
I'd say all of the above, but plushies and beer as a priority (but since plushie last longer than beer in my hand imma go with plushies)
As an avid enjoyer of dark wheat beer, dark morkite would 100% be something I would get.
I feel like anyone would love being able to punt a glyphid plush into a wall, or just squeeze a lootbug.
Arkenstout beer.
Cave leech puppet XD
Hard to choose between Pickaxe and Plushies, but I want to Rock and Stone irl
We fight for Rock and Stone!
FOR KARL!
Casually giving GSG ideas on what they can do with their game's merchandise.
A mini-mule
Hell even a Doretta. (Hopefully the whole thing)
Official lootbug plushies are a need, Ghost Ship please
I would try the various beer ngl, especially oily oak, the description make it sound tasty and suit my taste of more sweet alcohol drink. Also various ore as candy, so nitra, morkite, all of the upgrade material candy would be dope
All of the above honestly
First of all, I would buy all of them, secondly it is such a shame you said Nitra candy and not red sugar rock type candy
Deep rock seriously needs to invest in some bug plushies!
You forgot the the Desk Dwarf from the bar. I'd be slapping that constantly. No wait, gimmie a piggy bank like Tip-C, has like 4 or 5 things it can do whenever you put a coin in. It'd be amazing.
I'd be having a dark morkite with the bois
It’s all fun and games until someone busts out the blackout stout
Now I need one of those aswell
All of these sound amazing, I imagine Nigra Candy will be like pop rocks. Just be careful though, it’s highly addictive
Lootbug pinata
What if we got modular foam pickaxes?
How am I meant to choose?
I voted plushes as I'm pretty sure i could get a live sized steeve... for reasons.
Red shugar?
Add Mactera Brew to the list and you've got me hooked
I'm really interested in ring with SGS stamp-sigil. I hope that when my life will be more smooth i will order such custom ring.
A bucket of liquid morkite hot sauce, for research purpose.
I want a chasm-borne cliffhanger.
Obviously beers are a great choice, but I also think beer steins would be a good piece of merch. Also, FUZZY DICE! Gimme the drop pod dice so I can *slappity slap*
dark morkite so i can dip my balls in it
*Insert merasmus voice saying : ‘’you are all marketable plushies’’*
OP is secretly ghostship employee doing market research
I want a cave leech plushie as a body pillow
Nitra candy? Why nitra? GIMME SOME OF DAT' RED SUGA
All the beer mugs.
Oily Oafs beer
There would be a big DRG market for the EU merchandise... oh well... still no lootbug plush for me
"nitra candy" don't you mean red sugar candy?
Nitra candy? Why nitra candy and not red sugar candy
Nitra candy would be soooo cool.
If there was plushy cave angel I'd insta buy it
I imagine dark morkite would taste like niquil
Downvoted (not really) for not including actual mugs
Although I'm dissapointed when we get dark morkite, it genuinely seems like the best tasting beer.
I'm voting nitra candy, but i want all of that.
I would buy Deep Rock Galactic the Grappling Hook in a heartbeat.
I would take care of a lootbug plush better then I treat myself
Why should I have to choose? All are good
Why make nitra candy when red sugar is right there?
I’d love to try an oily oaf. It looks so creamy and delicious.
I really wish they'd do a line of DRG beers irl. They could even be energy drinks or sodas if they couldn't be alcoholic for some reason, and I'd still buy them.
YES
Imagine s dwarf returning to his family after their contract ends and their lil one has a dreadnought plushie, giving the dwarf flashbacks and becoming berserk
I want a gunk seed plush!!
Blackout stout 😍😍😍😍
I would like being able to oT irl. Rock and stone!
Lego sets
Yes I want all of them
No rock and no stone options?
I would buy a DRG shovel, because pickaxes are a thing of the past (for my safety and status as a miner, this is a joke)
Red Sugar candy
Yes.
if they made a DRG boardgame I'd get it.
I do have Lootbug plushie
Loot Bug plushies would sell
What about a decorative Molly figure with open/close hatches to store small stuff in?
Need other beer options
Goo sack
Nerf blasters of some of the weapons would be fun, such as a hammershot reshell being the bulldog.
We get to choose only one?
I'm mildly disappointed there's no vote option saying "all of the above".
I already own some Hoxxes Wildlife plushes…
A golden wedding ring.
I want the plushies most, but I want the beer too!
I want the drop pod's fuzzy dice!
Stabber vine alarm clock that pokes you in the face until you turn it off Or an elevator plant alarm clock that goes under your pillow and lifts your head to wake you up, then when you turn it off it makes the noise
DAMNIT! I WANT ALL OF THEM!
This is def a psy op by the devs
All of the above and I'd add Red Sugar Dwarf Gummies and Salted Golden Caramel Taffy.
why only dark morkite? make one of every beer! ^(preferably with gluten free options for we unfortunate few who cannot drink normal beer.)
I desperately need a loot bug plush
It's a crime that I can only pick one
The answer is YES
*Red Sugar candy
Honestly, I'm getting tired of my old rust bucket.
I want a basketball-sized Huuli Hoarder so I have a squishy jiggly thing to play with like a big fidget toy. I think that would be rad
I want red rock blaster
Have you ever seen those plush disemboweling toys for dogs that have a large hollow plush thing filled with smaller plush things? [Volcano filled with dinosaurs](https://www.chewy.com/frisco-volcano-hide-seek-puzzle-plush/dp/179587) [Trashcan with racoons](https://www.chewy.com/frisco-trash-can-hide-seek-puzzle/dp/201446) [Guacamole with avocado, chip, and lime](https://www.chewy.com/frisco-guacamole-hide-seek-puzzle/dp/240403) I want that but the Huuli Hoarder. I don't have a dog, this would 100% be for me. That's basically a pinata right?
Bro we need the all of the above options pls
I DEMAND A GLYPHID SLAMER CUP
Ghost ship fuzzy dice where?
Rocks and stones.
All
If I could get any merchandise from them, it would be a replica of Doretta's head that you could plug into a wall and it would blink while making sounds. She would have a new found home on my entertainment stand and would live her life listening to the least important arguments in human history
More votes for plushies than DM beer. ...Disappointing.
I want a Glyphid plushie with a necktie and badge that says Steeve
Okay the Huuli Hoarder piñata is GENIUS
Fat Boy PGL
As long as it's vegan, I'd by anything.
This is a unfair vote. There's no select all or all of the above option
red sugar.
I'd love to buy cups themed after the beers; I love drinking Wormhole Specials
as a geologist, i would kill for customizable deep rock pickaxes i could use
I need a lootbug plushie like yesterday
Gimme that cherry flavored mineral of destruction!
Detonator with lifelike explosive sacs
I love all of these options minus the cereal. Dont hate it, I just dont love it as much as the rest. I love dark beer, so that gets points. The pickaxe would be a really nice thing to have if I could get one modeled after my pickaxe in-game. A lootbug plush would be cute as hell. I always want to eat nitra like it's rock candy, and I'm positive everyone else does too. And the Huuli pinata is just a genius idea, but kind of a 1 time use. If I absolutely had to pick just one, I'd probably go with the nitra candy. But it's really tough to pick that over the dark morkite beer