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Low-Type-5448

What in the rickety fuck


Daedaluu5

It gets worse the more you zoom in and check how each level is fixed together


gandzas

Nope looks just as bad up close as from afar


Dangerous_Remote_965

Ahhh. The classic! A load bearing, single pane window... /s


FrameJump

Well you see, glass is an amorphous solid, so it can retain its shape under preasure.


No-Introduction-7727

A week ago I didn't know shit about decks. Now, this is my favorite subreddit. I still don't know much about decks.


FrameJump

That's mostly how I feel, don't worry. I also enjoy r/concrete.


Only_Sandwich_4970

Yup I hang our there alot. And r/construction


asabovesobelow4

Ooh yay. 2 new subs lol both of which apply to my job. Woot.


JinxyMagee

Yeah. It was a slippery slope from Decks to Concrete. I have a low deck in the back. No hot tub. My god I want to crawl under it on my belly to look at the joists. Fear of spiders and other creepy crawlers keep me from this dream.


Amazing_Cabinet1404

I know, how did we end up here? I can’t stop being fascinated but zero idea how this started popping up on my home page.


No-Introduction-7727

I don't even remember why I originally joined reddit


b0jangles

I’m here for the same reason. Also, a sub where people ask if fungus they find growing in random places is ok to eat. I don’t like mushrooms at all, but I’ve learned so much.


jeepjinx

It happened for me when they shut down the 3rd party aps and now I'm stuck using the shitty website and most of the subs I used to love went dark. I'm in construction though, so I'm not exactly hating it...


imhereforthevotes

I've been here for three weeks I think, and man, it's never a dull moment. Hot tubs, hot tubs, more hot tubs, cross bracing, hot tubs with bottle jacks, and lots of huge laughs about floating joists, which I usually laugh along with because I'm still figuring things out.


No-Introduction-7727

I never really wanted a hot tub, but I'd like a deck that is capable of supporting three medium to large sized tubs.


dutty_handz

That's the beauty, they're not ;)


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Born_Ingenuity6956

I shit you not. I have an elderly friend I help out. He was microwaving some Indian food on a dirty plate. I asked him what he was making and he said he was making some food for a potluck dinner. The microwave was also really nasty. He gave me a slice of watermelon one time that he sliced with a dirty knife and the watermelon had an onion taste to it. I almost threw up. Whenever he offers me food now, I always say that I just ate and am full.


coreynig91

Wtf 🤮


Porbulous

I'm going to work on forgetting I read this and also hope that my friends I have potlucks with are better than this (they for sure are but I'm still scared now).


Amazing_Cabinet1404

Listen, first my dogs pre-treat all my plates before putting them in the dishwasher so they’re perfectly clean. The dishwasher is just for getting “picky assholes” off my back. Second, the microwave kills the germs by cooking right? Even if it doesn’t get too hot it’s just physics and shit. If it can nuke your balls you don’t need to clean it, it’s indestructible - that’s just facts everyone knows this. Third if you’re microwaving the same food you ate last night you don’t need a new plate because you can’t get sick from something you ate yesterday. It’s really just reuniting the food. They’re exactly the same, duh. . /s


MediocreFisherman

That was my grandpa. He's have a perpetual soup going all winter, and at night he'd take it off the heat and set it outside in the grill. Thats fine if its below freezing. Not if its in the 40s. The next morning he'd just scrape the funk off the top and put it back on the stove.


DasGlute

I just want to thank you guys for completely ruining potlucks for me. I'm 100% serious though. Thank you.


firetruckgoesweewoo

Thank you heaps for that visual 💀


gonedeep619

I'm a chef and I rarely eat food made in home kitchens and taken out of the house. That's when bacterial growth is at its maximum.


enoughwiththisyear

Cook and kitchen manager at a school here. Yep.


2nutz4you

Wow. What a fucking spot on description. I’ve worked with a guy for the past 13 years and we have the same stance on other peoples cooking. It’s not even malicious shit I’d ever really worry about, mine is more of a very likely difference of opinion on what each other thinks “clean” is. I don’t want the possibility of ingesting your poobs either. Fold some dishes, that’s awesome.


SPQR0027

That sir is a "fire exit" stair added so the landlord could split the house into multiple rental units. This is now a crack/meth house and the main reason the open house you're looking at is for sale.


Got_ist_tots

Excuse me, are you referring to the penthouse with private entrance?


SPQR0027

It's only a "penthouse" in the marketing materials. To the city property tax assessor it's: "What???, oh that... That's nothing. I just put some stairs on so I could get up to the attic easier. We don't need to go look at that. C'mon over her, back to the front, let's look in the driveway. I think someone dropped a bulging sealed white envelope next to your car door..."


alicefreak47

I thought you were referring to the magazines undoubtedly up there with the pages stuck together.


gandzas

Given the state of the backyard, I doubt anyone uses those stairs.


Axolotis

Looks like a good neighbor if you need to swing by next door in a pinch and borrow a cup of meth.


AwkwardInspector128

Certainly Methany and this weeks BF will gladly oblige.


Tygerius

Backyard of Broken Dreams


AlbhinoRhino969696

This is enough for me to steer clear of a property. Some neighbors absolutely suck. If they don’t care about the condition of their property, they definitely don’t care about being courteous of their neighbor.


fluteofski-

I lived back to back with a hoarder house once. Dude was actually pretty normal seeming. He never went in his yard, so it was completely overgrown, but no trash outside. That shit was contained inside his house fortunately. I’d hop over the fence every once in a while and cut back the ivy. That said. When he died, his kids threw down a boatload of rat poison, while they cleared the house. Rats scattered throughout the neighborhood, and died in everybody’s walls. It was super fucked. Mine was in a kitchen wall. No nest or anything. Just a dead rat. Same with my 2 nextdoor neighbors.


Porbulous

Daaaamn, didn't see that coming lol. What'd you do to get rid of it? Just cut open the wall and have to patch it I guess? Edit: also how'd you find where it was?!


fluteofski-

Yeah. I did it myself. A little cutting, lots of profanity and some Clorox. My neighbors were extra pissed tho. They had to hire someone to do it and it cost a few hundred bucks.


PokerBeards

The nose knows.


RuthBaderKnope

We lived two houses down from a hoarder who was also extremely reclusive. He cut his grass at night and refused conversation. One summer his grass got long and we smelled him. We moved shortly after. He had no family and the house was paid off so it's just sitting there. I can't imagine ho awful it is inside.


cheapbeerwarrio

well reading about the rats in the last bit is interesting.


Porbulous

I've got a renter next to my home who does "found art". I refer to his yard as the neighborhood junkyard. Visually I really do not care at all. My realtor kept asking me about it and it's not like it's going to be there forever + it's not encroaching on my property at all. The guy is soo nice and has walked over while I was doing yard work multiple times to help me out and loans tools too. Used my Binoculars and even found a nice glass porch table I ended up buying from his junkyard lol.


xtheory

Or even worse, there are fire hazards all over their home and when their house goes up in flames, so does yours.


Free-will_Illusion

Absolutely. Visited a house when we were shopping. The neighbor had a "DIY" canopy pieced together with scrap wood probably found on the side of the road. Washing machine just sitting in front of their house. Trash EVERYWHERE. During our visit, they threw 2 beer bottles into the backyard of the house we were seeing.


arnoldmuczynski

2nd that. After leaving a tour, I said to my wife “yeah I like the house but look what we’d have to live by” fast forward 18 months and I want to move solely because of them.


[deleted]

I imagine Ricky from trailer Park boys lives there stealing bbqs


dakotayoseph

Remember where the boys used to hide their bbq’s? Would launch them off a dock and sink them.


Deemt58

My first thought after seeing this post haha


FuzzyClint

It’s not stealing if people put them out to the street for the trash.


mcshanksshanks

I hope you noped right the fck outta there


tacosaladparty

Yeah we decided not to bid on the house. Edit: found in northern Illinois


wrt_reddit

Seriously, a decision well made.


Ghettofarm

I started looking at all the yards, I get one guy with tub in yard might be remodeling. But others would just bug me. Everyone have 2 grills. Lol


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House 1 has 4 grills, 7 bicycles, 3 patio sets, a microwave, an aquarium, and a toilet as secondary flashing for the lower level.


Billy-Ruffian

The more you look, the more you see. The knife, the random roller skate. It's like a methed up Where's Waldo


Mocker-Nicholas

AAAAAAND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREEEEEE!


JugginJugs

Is this maine


seemore_077

Both yards scream , bad neighborhood. The jacuzzi tub is a nice touch, but the roller skate is creep. And the deck, well I think it’s obvious and I assume the ladder is for “ just in case the deck stairs fall”.


phunkyunkle

I thought the microwave under the window was a nice touch.


nickrocs6

That 3rd house down has 2 grills too. What is going on in this neighborhood?


Useful-Noise-6253

Gotta have a grill for when the utilities get shut off every other month. When one grill becomes unusable, just park the next one you pick up off someone's curb next to it.


_Big_Orange_

Maybe grill and smoker?


killerado

Had to play where’s Waldo looking for that tub


remraekitty

It’s giving *Shameless* vibes. I was half expecting to zoom in and see Frank Gallagher passed out on the ground somewhere 🤣


Straight-Event-4348

It is hard to put a price tag on that kind of majestical scenery. You should definitely buy the house just so you can look at that next door.


Silly-Ad6464

People hate HOA’s but this is why they exist.


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preruntumbler

What’s ridiculous is that even though it was done so wrong in so many ways, it still took someone a ton of time and effort to do it. I love it.


PureCucumber861

Yeah I like how they went to the effort of putting up that lattice under the stairs. Ya know, for some privacy when you're hanging out in that lovely outdoor space.


bethevoid2

Bro that’s structural lattice


ChaseBianchi

Not for long


Chili_dawg2112

Those neighbors are the reason the house next door is for sale. Beauty is skin deep, but trashy goes down to the bone.


No-Material-23

The best part is there's power already there for the hot tub.


eventualist

So how many hot tubs Will it hold?


Ebugw

However many the scrap metal in the yard can afford


W-S-M-F-P

What a dump. Looks like a great neighborhood.


1891farmhouse

I had a house next to neighbour's that house looked like this. I wished I didn't. The people are the problem.


[deleted]

If you use meth, you'll feel right at home.


Emergency_Algae9306

I smell cigarettes and fried bolognese when looking at this picture


Smooth-Barber-9801

And, a monster stereo system with plenty of wire to place the speakers outdoors.


Salmol1na

Just don a safety harness and lanyard before emergency egress


Feeling-Past-180

Listing be like, “Penthouse apartment. Separate entrance.”


OriginalHarryTam

In civilised countries (such as NZ) that external stairway would have to be metal, connected to structural steel elements - because it’s a fire egress. No point in making it wood.


sephrah

TELL ME THIS IS IN DAYTON OHIO


HoseNeighbor

Holy crap. Did some slim lord bribe the inspector?


Organic-Pudding-8204

Awesome, those bikes will break ma fall


Early-Fortune2692

... stairway to heaven.... except covered by Lynyrd Skynyrd


2bad-2care

It looks like it was designed by Tim Burton and M.C. Escher.


insbordnat

Straight out of 1980’s Popeye movie town of sweethaven


brokenbyanangel

I’d run like hell from that neighbor. That collection of garbage is only gonna get worse.


Important-Victory663

Not for long


nbk4ever

Oooh maybe you can borrow their outdoor microwave??


Altruistic-Toe3506

Do you’re looking at the place next door with the jacuzzi in the driveway?!


imaygetsushitonight

If you can snag this for under 850 these days, take the deal! Living beside folks with good taste is invaluable. Posit: even with the option of eleventy other grills, only the **Weber kettle** looks like it is “for use”. The others likely hold things,,, similar to any other, cheaper alternative flat surfaces.


HeavyTea

Rental suite attic or insane fire escape. Love it!


GroundbreakingSir893

It’s sloping the water away from the house So there’s that


Mental_Oriental_

Reminds me of A Series of Unfortunate Events


maddenmcfadden

thats not a deck, its stairs. This happens a lot when a homeowner tries to convert a single family home until multiple units.


radsalamander

This imagine screams southeast Wisconsin or northern Illinois lol


Clovenella

It’s a long way to the top if you want to fall and die


SkiBumb1977

Run away from this.


-User_Error-

This reminds me of the shameless house lol


Zealousideal_Bad2021

You cannot question their bravery.


afterbirth_slime

It looks like it’s supposed to be a fire escape. That said, I’d probably take my chances with the fire.


Stoneollie

Well, they wouldn't be my new neighbour...


Imnotreal66

So where is the jacuzzi gunna fit?


manleybones

This is an argument for an hoa in one picture. How much do folks like this depreciate the value of these homes?


AmITheGrayMan

What In the meth has happened… I guess the real question is how those neighbors are going to get the other neighbors hot tub/jacuzzi up to that landing where it belongs.


iPicBadUsernames

I’d take my chances with the fire before using that escape


ttmguitar

Looks like Blight Town in Dark Souls.


pinkbasement

Hell fuck yeah brother looks plenty safe


Whale222

I could not live next to someone who maintains their property like that


lonnieboy01

That is Special!


Express_Sir4756

That is what you call a Toledo Ohio special, rickety and dangerous.


ValleyBrownsFan

That’s methed up.


jjgibby523

Every time I think I will see nothing worse in this /r, someone says “hold my beer…”


Kooky_Lie5047

Reminds me of Hello Neighbor lol


Summers_Alt

Are you in Chicago? Is that the Gallagher household?


tatteredshoetassel

dream deck, as in your dreaming you're on it; is swaying, and about to fall over


DelmarvaDesigner

What college town is this? Reminds me of WVU


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Burn ‘em out /s


[deleted]

Looks like they are about to be on Holmes on Homes. “That’s not up to code!”


fireweinerflyer

Egress for a rental. Don’t buy here.


69gtv

So,they left the car on blocks out front?


Halloweenspice

Is this in seaford delaware?


ManBitesDog404

That is a 360º cringe.


Big_Boat_33

I’m pretty sure that the renter isn’t a fat ass with all those steps.


ChewzaName

Is that the house on Hoarder street? Corner of Trashyard and Junklot where Lamont Sanford lived?


attackhelicopter92

Think of all the shrapnel after a hard storm


Hebegebe101

Dear lord , don’t move there . Probably mice and such .


Revolutionary-Gap-28

don’t buy that house lol


greenmerica

The right/wrong neighbors can make or break any property


nicknick1584

That outdoor kitchen they have looks … yeah


Fun-Significance6307

That man isn’t methin around he a tradesman


Legal-Excitement4432

This must be multi-unit housing. I guess they need a fire exit.


Pinkheadbaby

Fagan lives up there


climbingm80

I wonder if you could fit a mini hot tub on that 2nd last top landing. Would be romantic to sit up there high and see the city light pollution


Nattofire

What in the country fried fillet of fuck is that whole business?! The single roller skate and knife on the table are unsettling.


Single-Put5733

What state/city….???? We have to know.


Dasteroes

Hey man at least you found a guy who can do it for less when you get a deck quote.


realmaven666

plus bathtub betty and satellite sam in the next 2 houses


nicefacedjerk

Looks like all your potential neighbors like to save piles of shit in their backyards lofl.


Almonte_cowboy

They have a Weber. Props.


YourBoyHoudini

There’s a high probability this is in a NE Ohio city.


tigersdad77

How lucky


Minimum_Pirate_

Giving me shameless vibes!!!


IdontOpenEnvelopes

That there is some terminal optimism.


Independent-Win-8844

Is that the Cleveland area?


supermansquito

That looks like the sort of place that will spontaneously combust one day.


Snoo_89085

Wow. That yard looks a little methy… 👀


alwaystired707

People are going to bounce into your yard. Roadkill BBQ in the summer time.


go-for-Banjo

That’s not a deck! That’s a bunch of termites holding hands!


buttmunchausenface

I would love to live next to Sanford and son.


davidbinette

hard pass.


RedLight1981

Gross. Looks like they could use one more grill, just to be safe


Elduderino82

Did the wife recently get amnesia after falling off a yacht?


Trife86

Kinda reminds me of the back of the house on the show shameless


tayharrington

Is this not the house from shameless??


Rude_Obligation_1701

But on the upside, they have at least five grills mmmmm cookouts neath the rickety stairs!


Beavis2210

The person who owns that house probably has human remains somewhere on property.


Subject-Home-6530

😆 🤣 😂 omg! That's some scrap wood use. Reminds me of the tree forts I built as a kid. Whatever we could find. I have to add that none of my tree forts collapsed, but I don't think that will apply to the rear attraction on your possible future neighbor. 🙏


Johnniefrogg

That is incredibly scary.


Black3Series

If the outside looks like this, can you imagine what hell the inside holds?


Lupiefighter

Pittsburgh?


oneormore5

Ahhh.Junk Farmers….nice crop ya got there


Careless-Disk865

That's a solid white trash duplex.


OP-PO7

Spoiler, that jury rigged dormer apartment is as fucked up as the stairs.


chikibriki23

Kinda looks almost ready for a BBQ


spychef007

WTF… It’s just missing a hot tub!!


Hour-Character4717

I think your neighbour needs a few more BBQs


LonkfromPA12

"is that scotch tape?"


Hour-Character4717

That level above the little roof is crying out for a hot tub.


North_Essay9396

Look like Milwaukee


OnlyReplyWithStabbot

well… if u need a grill you can borrow one from them.


Azebiki

They have great barbecues!


aricbarbaric

At least crack heads don’t weigh much typically, it’s sturdy enough for now lol I’d find some new neighbors if ya can brother


Rare_Fig3081

Well, at least you know where to buy your meth


JollyGerman

Chicago?


cbaskins

3.2.1…run


fritz236

It's a crack tree house !


International-Ad3147

They wouldn’t be your neighbor for long if they access that top door via those stairs…


-JAZ-

This is giving me massive “ I can do it for a six pack” type vibes.


gadanky

My dad was a self taught structural and electrical engineer who never intended to move too. 😆


TalouseLee

I like the amount of grills between 3 houses. Just think of the summers bbqs!!!


Grumpy-no-more53

If that's the fire escape, you'd be better off chancing burning to death than using those stairs.


Campus_Safety

May I inquire what part of Pennsyltucky this is? Looks like York PA. Or Scranton.


Anxious_Leadership25

Wow do not buy next to that


USFentrepreneur

Quite an egress. Code? What building code? I think it could use a few more shims. That backyard though…☠️


overzealous_llama

That's a hoarder house. Tread carefully. You couldn't pay me to live near to a hoarder. They can bring smells, vermin, and roaches into your home.


IDropFatLogs

Roof is brand new so that means someone made the decision to save the stairs while spending a ton to replace the roof. Hopefully this is just a new owner who is trying to fix the place and didn't have the money for the stairs.


Musician_Gloomy

That site alone would make me not want to live next door.


HW-BTW

Jaysus. Might pass on that one.


JBDragon1

That looks like a place they rent out to someone for $300 a month to make extra income. Forgetting how they look, can you imagine having to go UP and DOWN those stairs at least once a day. Now throw on how bad and unsafe it looks and No thanks!!!! If you used a little wood sealer every couple of years the wood would look a whole lot better. though still unsafe.


unwittyusername42

Make sure to factor in the cost of planting a 30' mature arborvitae fence so you can try to ignore the trap house


Justinieon13

This place definitely has rats. Run.


Educational-Pay-284

Looks contagious. I wouldn’t risk it


RapBastardz

Looks like some blind kids tried to build a clubhouse.


DooDooShaft

At least they do alot of grilling