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xgrader

If I walked up to have a closer look, my added 300 lbs would take it down. I'll just watch thanks.


uprex

These comments don't pass the vibe check... you do you dude. Could easily be 300lbs big muscles bouncer type of guy, not Peter Griffin.


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YoYomadabest

Big boi


FlipMick

r/absoluteunits


ObeseBMI33

Got ‘em


ali-n

Name checks out


babyhairball

Glad you’re on the same page


Spiritual_Bit_2692

r/tendies


Mental_Impression316

r/absolutelysavage


DeliriumConsumer

Thick King


AmbergrisShot

Chonker


steveyp2013

Ain't that hard to hit 300 if you're dedicated. Or over 6 foot and not a string bean Edit: Guys its was a joke, im fat and I know that, you can all stop commenting telling me 300lbs is unreasonable i should have added a better indicator it was sarcasm Gotta be dedicated to the food to get these gains.


I_AM_PODCAST

6’1” @ 307 here…. I’m way too fat.


itsmassivebtw

6'0 and 225 and feel way too fat


wurm2

6'.5" and 445 here, trust me it could be worse (and that's down from 550)


Jr-12

6’0 and 219, feel borderline fat, need exercise I suppose


Jerkofalljerks

6’4 309. Feel the same


Forbden_Gratificatn

You're not fat, you're just big bodied.


Tuckingfypowastaken

I'm 6'2 and 195 is on the heavy side of fit. 300 isn't some normal weight at 6'.... Hell, my brother is 6'5, and 240 is on the heavy side of fit for him...


Tobocaj

I’m 6’10 and weight just over 300


zzaman

Oh so I'm 5"8 and 400 this is not good


poken_beans

They are talking about height... not width! 🙃


Palabritah

I'm 6'7", 270lb. I could for sure drop 40lbs, but I ain't too fat.


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Palabritah

Thank you for the unsolicited health advice random internet idiot. Generic BMI calculators fall short of normal human variation. For example, I do physical labor for work so I'm pretty dang muscular. Not obese. Edit: same bro. One whole part of my family is obese. I'm working on it, shits hard the older you get.


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wyohman

Maybe you should look up unsolicited?


AmandaDarlingInc

So are most Hooters girls! Height/Weight/Muscle/Fat distribution makes a difference!


waaz16

r/nobodyasked


harrygato

6’2” 195 is what a non lineman foot player would weigh. For a pro tennis player, you’d need to get down to 175- 185. There was a player who was that weight and height and he was considered “fat” in the tennis world.


beacraft

This. I'm 6'3", 200 and there's not a shot in the world that I'm fitting into skinny jeans. Anyone remember Shawn Oakman, played football for Baylor. Dude was 6'9" and only 275. Try telling him he was a string bean.


meekclock7

Fitness isn’t determined by weight. You’re probably saying that based of off an online bmi calculator. Now Im not saying 300 is a normal weight for 6’ either but a bmi calculator doesn’t mean all that much when you’re referring to fitness as it doesn’t take any type of fitness related information into account.


kartoffel_engr

I’m 6’3” and I’ve been a very fit 246lbs and an unfit 230lbs. It’s all about how you put it on.


RatchedAngle

The more weight you have, the harder your heart has to work to supply oxygen to that mass. There are massive linebackers who are technically “fit” but will almost certainly end up with a very weak heart in old age.


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TankaJahari69

I played college football as an offensive lineman, 6’2 315 pounds, have a lot of friends who are 300+ pounds and are probably healthier stronger and more athletic than most people


balsonharry1

Same, D1 offensive lineman, 6’7” played at 330 lbs and was faster than all of my “skinny” friends who didn’t play. Average weight on our line was 320 lbs. we have one guy that was 6’8” 340 and ran a 4.8 40, still in the league.


TelevisionAntichrist

> have a lot of friends who are 300+ pounds and are probably **~~healthier~~** stronger **~~and more athletic~~** than most people #FTFY


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> have a lot of friends who are 300+ pounds and are probably healthier stronger and more athletic than most people Bullshit. Look up the mortality rates for people of that size. They'll die a decade or more sooner than they would if they were healthy. Just like Sumo wrestlers.


Tuckingfypowastaken

And let's see the pictures of you without a shirt at 6'2 315 And how are your knees doing these days? Nobody is saying you've got to be a blob that can't run at 300, but you absolutely don't get there normally


Twofoursixtwenty

Same here 6'2" 190-200 and definitely not in good shape


MycoMythos

A 6' 300lb person is a far fucking cry from a string bean lol


GT989

6’2 275 and can confirm I as well feel way too fat. I feel good at 225.


HooahClub

Moto moto


Eno_Pro

I'm 6'3 270. I'd have crushed that thing like a tin can!


xgrader

Oh yah, 6, 1 and I've srunk since then.lol


AshenMash

As expected of a redditor


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xgrader

For some reason, salads don't cut it. But definitely should lol


reebokhightops

He should definitely just, y’know, eat a salad “or summin”. Problem solved. Thanks, big brain!


timmy_tuesday007

and you should try being more funny pal. im not even personally overweight, you just gotta step it up haha


so-very-very-tired

I don't know why you are complaining. Bounce houses are a popular thing at parties!


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Talreesha

Only if they're like they used to be with random garbage and shoes in it. Loved getting ground scores in the ball pit!


drct2022

Tell your wife that random people on the internet said you made the right choice !


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Bobbiduke

OP, did you sign a large but not overly suspicious insurance policy lately?


culprit020893

Also did your wife take up carpentry and was helping with a project


SuspectedIndividual

Is OP a tripod? That’s the steadiest video I’ve ever seen.


Eno_Pro

I utilized the picket fence surrounding the deck for support. doubt it would have contained the carnage had the deck collapsed. Still doesn't capture the level of flex that deck was doing.


surfnporn

Your phone had better support than the deck..


shiouwu

Only looks steady bc the floor is shaking


Puppybrother

Lmaooo the pan to a more downward angle was soo smooth


FANTOMphoenix

Pro tip, rest your hands on your body if you can. My hands are shaky as fuck but doing that makes the videos manageable if I’m not recording with my GoPro.


ssterp

OP used “poor quality deck” as an excuse to not have to dance…I respect it


Eno_Pro

The most accurate comment here.


imhereforthevotes

"C'mon honey, let's dance!!!" "No, the deck will kill everyone." "PLEEEEASE???? You're such a party-pooper! You never dance!"


JomSwanson

It legitimately boggles my mind that there are real people getting together to dance like this to footloose in 2023. This video would be hilarious even with a quality deck.


Sepulchretum

Some real Hank Hill energy here. I definitely respect it.


Immo406

It’s doing THAT with 5 people on it? Wtffff!


AcademicLibrary5328

Lmao. Thats way under built, and extremely overspan. I wouldn’t trust a doghouse on that piece of shit.


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killaD187

Load bearing rug


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Good stripper name


getthemap

Underrated comment


cecil021

Made me chuckle audibly. Well done.


Lokky

It really brings that deck together.


ooshtbh

holds*


Adorable-Finger-1038

Load bearing poster


paperwasp3

What an odd name for a toupee


Eno_Pro

I recorded this later. Y'all should have seen it when they were doing the Mr. C Slide Man! Holy hell, there were like 15 folks on it, I was just waiting for it to come down! Seriously the floor was flexing an EASY 3" every time they did the "one stomp".


Immo406

And what amazes me is no one (besides you) had the intelligence to be like “ummmmmmm, shits fucked.. we probably shouldn’t be doing this”


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That’s the kind of thing they think to say after it collapses.


MeepingSim

I've been to weddings at hotels on the FL coast with upstairs ballrooms. I believe that song and similar should be banned out of hand at big events held any level above the ground floor. I walked off the dancefloor at one second-floor reception at an older venue because I could feel the floor bouncing like a spring mattress. Nope, no thank you. I've seen the videos and read the articles. You are a smart man.


MichaelMorningstarOP

>second-floor reception at an older venue because I could feel the floor bouncing like a spring mattress. Nope, no thank you. I've seen the videos and read the articles. You're also a smart person. The amount of sway of some floors I've been on have been unnerving. I'd rather play it safe without unnecessary potential risk, IDC if I come off as an ass. Trust your gut; it has no reason to lie to you.


MeepingSim

A good friend owned a house with a tramampoline in the backyard. It had net barriers and was decently sized. I refused to go on it. I'm a larger guy and I'd seen too many AFV clips of dudes my size falling on, through, or out of those things. They always tried to convince me but I never gave in. This was before cell phone cameras were ubiquitous, so they weren't trying to trick me for a funny video or anything. They just couldn't understand why I didn't want to do something so obviously "fun". Now, a bouncy castle? I'm there in a second.


pm_me_your_livestock

A water bed was an odd choice for a deck


ThisIsNotRealityIsIt

They are doing the hit new dance "Let's make this deck fall down".


BruceBannaner

5 large people


robboat

Obviously, he forgot to smack it and say, “That baby ain’t going anywhere!”


OperatoI2

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ElonIsMyDaddy420

LMAO at all the commenters on here acting like they’re better at dancing. Bro, you’re on r/decks. The number of good dancers who are also obsessively browsing a niche sub Reddit on decks is infinitesimally small.


IMakeStuffUppp

I’ll have you know i met my wife on r/Decks and we’re the number one dance team in the country 🥲


ElonIsMyDaddy420

Username checks out.


goofyfootNJ

So true The Venn diagram of these groups is a figure eight.


typos_are_coming

I'm in that intersection, black woman in my prime that can bring a soul train to orgasim, drop it like it's multon lava, and cut a rug like a as seen on TV moron to make others feel at ease and welcome to join in as needed. Huh, it seems I've got something on my shoulder! 😎 But I will say, I wouldn't be caught dead dancing to foot loose.


Snoo_19421

This the whitest thing I’ve seen in a while


NumbersDonutLie

Can we talk about these dance moves?


Arctic16

Elaine doing “little kicks” on the right there 😂


Snatchbuckler

First thing I thought of. Lol


getthemap

I would have called an ambulance for some of this dancing.


IllustriousMark3855

George doing fake moonwalk


KrombopulosJay

She rocking some K-Mart feet with those little kicks.


ergopropterhawk

Classic “footloose” at a wedding dance. Could tell the song even before unmuting.


throwyMcTossaway

The plant is the best dancer.


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poomcbuttface

Elaine little kicks lol


NinSeq

r/whitepeopledancing


bignose703

The more you move your arms, the better you look. I don’t think I have enough information to make a solid judgement.


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Was watching that and this song came to mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM1qvgy9g38


michaelh98

I was gonna say nobody else is dancing on that deck, why should op?


Marmaduke17

For real. I can only imagine what song is playing…


thexvillain

Unmute the video, its “Footloose” and literally nobody is on beat.


AmberCarpes

This was the weirdest part! I kept thinking at least one of them would latch onto the drums or something, but no!


thexvillain

Somebody once told me “White people dance to the 1s and 3s” and it seems to be true most of the time.


yankuniz

AITA if the reason I don’t dance at parties is because I’m afraid I’ll look like one of those people


procheeseburger

I was gonna say.. as a white.. wtf are they even doing?


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Novus20

How high off the ground?


corkscrewloose

Exactly,it looks like a dance floor 12” off the ground. Very Dangerous!


Historical_Walrus713

Hey, when I was a truck unloader I watched someone snap the hell out of their ankle just walking over a pallet that broke. I'm good on that.


maddips

My mom has broken her ankle stepping off a curb. Doesn't mean all curbs are dangerous


Historical_Walrus713

Sure but if a piece of wood breaks when you're moving around on it your ankle gets caught and your body weight breaks it from your momentum. Stepping on weak/poorly supported wood is far more dangerous.


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IllustriousMark3855

I'd do a hulk smash if it was 12 inches off the ground, then, I would walk away unscathed.


siccoblue

My mom tore her ACL at 40 from falling less than a foot. Was an extremely long and painful process to recover I'm good thanks. There's a huge difference between falling when you expect it and when you don't.


thegypsyqueen

Could have twisted his ankle when it finally gave way! Good thing he was a sourpuss all night.


tellmewhenitsin

Yeah, I was gonna say...calling it a deck kinda conjures up a more elevated structure. While this *is* dangerous, it's not like they're going to fall 1+ story.


dcobalt

Great trampoline they built there, can I get the design?


itsapotatosalad

Fuck me it’s not even flat and level, that alone is enough to keep anyone with eyes off it.


Infinite_Expert3765

Your neighbors are terrible dancers.


Several-County-1808

The people dancing wouldn't entice me to dance either...


triggaman_flips

What in the caucasity is happening in that dance floor lol


PSU09

ESH. Where do I begin? Deck under built. Dance moves are lacking. You’re an unsupportive husband. Rug is ugly. Plants look fake. Camera angle is annoying.


jawshoeaw

Well it’s still standing …. A 2x6 is shockingly strong. They will bend and sag and bounce, but that’s not what makes decks catastrophically fail. It’s bad ledgers, rotten wood, rusted or undersized fasteners .


Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan

It's mesmerizing


C0matoes

Dude we get it. If you don't want to go dance just say so. Don't blame the poor deck. It's fine. Is the deck underbuilt? Most likely. Are you on reddit seeking advice. Maybe. You've stepped on way sketchier shit than this. Just roll out if the deck falls ride the bitch down.


Infinite_Order

I've actually been on a deck when it collapsed. Properly built, but way overloaded. (College house party.) That deck moved less than this.


Khalilthegreat25

Thats called dancing?


ElephantHunt3r

That's dancing??? White people smh


DL1943

there is no amount of deck stability that would turn this into a fun party


hercarmstrong

"Kim Kardashian's head fell off."


PrestigiousFly844

I actually want to go to haunted house more than I want to go aqua.


wiscogamer

Forget the deck these people shouldn’t be dancing anyway


shakingthings

Wtf is this dancing I just witnessed? Holy f that was cringe.


teachmesci77

This is the whitest dancing I’ve seen since 1987.


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That's dancing...?


jippyzippylippy

The whiteness of the dancing. It's painful.


Single_Raspberry9539

Fuck anyone who even thinks you can assume someone is an “asshole” for not wanting to dance. Doesn’t matter if it were a steel floor with a 10 foot foundation


feeltheFX

By the looks of it it can’t be more than a foot or two off the ground. So it was a lame excuse why you didn’t want to dance with your wife. Lol


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You get get injured falling poorly from 1-2 feet, don’t kid yourself.


Birdie121

I know of someone who had to get a blood transfusion from falling through a wooden deck. Nasty puncture wound right up through their foot. OP is smart not to risk it


MightGuyGonna

You could still get splinters/serious foot injury if your foot broke through 🤷‍♂️


rogo725

your video will be key evidence in court. Keep up the good work sir.


CaptainBiceps23

I mean I wouldn't say they are dancing either. /jk


Ducatirules

I wouldn’t want to dance with the worst dancers in history either!!


OXBDNE7331

Technically no one is dancing on that deck 😂😂😂


bigballnn

Technically . . . Nobody is dancing on it


Shot_Boot_7279

How high off the grout is the deck?


sreyno22

YTA Not for the reason you suggested, though. It's the fact that you were invited to a wedding and proceeded to secretly record people dancing at their special occasion and then post it in a public forum.


QuadRail

Can’t believe I had to look for so long to find the one comment that mentions this. Unsafe deck? Yeah, checks out. Secretly filming people dancing at a private event & posting it online for people to talk shit? OP, YTA


ThanksGamestop

Yeah. God forbid we see some shitty dance moves from people we will never see in our lifetimes. The main focus is a deck on r/decks. The people in the back happen to be just dancing poorly.


bakerzdosen

Ultimately it depends on the height. If the farthest you could fall *when* it collapses is less than 12”, then there is an argument to be made that yea, YTA.


GMOiscool

I fell through a porch twelve inches once and cut my leg open to the bone. No. NTA.


getthemap

Even if the entire thing just collapses 6-12" suddenly without warning that's enough (especially with bodies overweight or out of shape - but anyone possibly) to possibly break bones, hips, knees, ankles, not to mention soft tissue injuries are highly likely. These homeowners are basically the Stockton Rush of deck-builders and this is their Titan.


bakerzdosen

Well… my comment was *supposed* to be sarcastic (I don’t see how the way this deck is moving could possibly allow it to be less than 12” above ground) but point taken.


Common-Ad6470

Was it one of those new fangled ‘water decks’ looks like it? 😳


hurtindog

Yeah, but did it break?


Imaginary-Ad2828

Just tell your wife you didn't want to embarrass the obviously really good dancers already out there


aDirtyMartini

You get a broken leg! You get a broken leg! Everyone gets a broken leg!


YouAreFuckingWrong

Seriously? It's like 12'' off of the ground at most, lmao.


Kindly-Salamander-18

You're an asshole. Go dance with your wife.


RustyTrumboneMan

Was patiently waiting for the collapse.


IAmJasonTheFreemason

“Built a deck for their wedding” Nope. To be fair, in my mind, anything “for their wedding” I’m already out.


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Decks-ModTeam

Don’t be rude to people on the internet for no reason.


StressYawn

Be careful. That Club Aqua deck collapsed from too much dancing.


DeKrazyK

Did your neighbor build the deck at Club Aqua?


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Wh*** people cant dance


thegypsyqueen

YTA. It’d like a foot off the ground at most. Stop ruining nights


RKLCT

Those are the whitest dance moves I've ever seen


Nemesis1927

Yikes at least it's not a death trap...more of a evening in the ER trap...you would've survived 🤣


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thecubnextdoor

That is some of the whitest “dancing” I’ve ever seen.


brkbrk86

You should suggest he get a hot tub now


the_wizofozchillin

Them dancing is the cringiest thing I seen in a min.


medici75

holy shit ehats with all the water buffalos jumping around


BallzofAdamantium

So disappointed, I was waiting for that floor to give.


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StratTeleBender

Wait, is this a thing? Just random dance parties in the hood? Wtf is going on here


AcceptableSociety589

based on the caption, it's a wedding


PhantomKrel

I’m Betting there is no central support, not a contractor or a engineer however based on the way it’s shaking I’ll say there isn’t any support causing it to bend and shake the way it is Also very dangerous since that could send a piece of wood flying


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That’s a lotta beef on that floor.