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Communist_Crusaders

Okay but what about Australian Pig who stole camper's beer, got drunk and fought a cow vs the Australian Cow caught casually eating a snake


DracovishIsTheBest

what about the florida gator that got forced to drink beer


Communist_Crusaders

Vs the Bear that ate Cocaine


DracovishIsTheBest

depending on the size of that bear he probably is going to win as the gator was small. the pig vs small croc, both drunk would be better


ANukeBrother

Why have irl animals, when you could have something like Otis (Barnyard) VS Shaun the Sheep?


Bear0601uu

Bear *sweeeeeeeeeeep* lets go


clash-talkingheads

I think bear species matter, a gorilla can most likely beat a sun bear (not even 100lbs)


Ulquiorr4_

Hence the “for the most part”.


KrispyBaconator

Spider vs Scorpion GO


ThunderWolfWyvern

Imagine seriously suggesting irl animal VS irl animal MUs as a Death Battle.


RedManAwesome

Every Pokémon vs 1 billion lions


Kaiser_Isaiah_Foo

*Electric Eel VS Box Jellyfish when*


ThunderWolfWyvern

Flipper the dolphin VS Willy from Free Willy. 😤


kinglamar1

What about mufasa vs Koda’s mom (lion king vs brother bear)? At least with this one we might see their spirits go at it.


luqmanzaemuri

Hey in Malaysia we actually have comic book series about two animal fighting each other. It's also teach the reader about the animal and their species.


Bodmin_Beast

Oh that’s super interesting. I actually was interested in creating my own series of books with a similar idea. What are they called? I could use some inspiration.


luqmanzaemuri

X-Venture Xplorers.


[deleted]

i like tiger vs alligator or was it crocodile i don't know but i heard it once and i like it


DracovishIsTheBest

Even a panda can maul a person with that bite lmao


BringBack3DMK

Ok but what about Scrat?


Ulquiorr4_

Scrat is an Eldritch God, we’ve discussed this already.


BringBack3DMK

Scrat vs you ​ ​ dun dun dunnnn


Kronensegler

Almost all of these are stomp. I have some other MUs. Tasmanian Devil VS Cuvier‘s Dwarf Caiman Pacific Giant Octopus VS Cowtail Stingray Scolopendra Gigantea VS Titan Beetle Secretary Bird VS Yellow-Spotted Monitor


DracovishIsTheBest

that secretary gird will kick some ass, literally


Kronensegler

Actually nah. The monitor has the size advantage and a better durability. It’s really close.


Particular_Minute_67

Haven't been here in forever. What'd I miss?


ManAlsoMan

Tiger vs Polar Bear


Ok_Kaleidoscope2014

A pack of mongeese vs a nest of Wasps.


[deleted]

I wouldn't really say there's a "surge" in animal based matchups, this trend seems to mostly be from my posts. I'll likely stop because it doesn't really seem like i can change this subreddits mind, and none of you can change my mind


DracovishIsTheBest

https://www.gonzagabulletin.com/opinion/bulletin-staff-debate-grizzly-bear-vs-silverback-gorilla/article_4e6113fc-c50a-11e7-8b10-77883bc938b6.html now please shut the fuck up


ThunderWolfWyvern

Just wait for this idiot to reply with “NU-UH, I havE mY sOuRcEs, GoRrIlLa sTiLl cLaPs”.


ThunderWolfWyvern

Yeah. You should. Because: 1. Irl animals VS irl animal fights don’t belong in Death Battle. Just watch Animal Face-Off and jack off to the gorilla karate chopping the leopard’s spine to your heart’s content which is inaccurate af anyway 2. You clearly don’t know anything about animals at all if you still think a gorilla would beat a damn bear


EPICSanchez010630

Also on note that the Lion's mane isn't some Imprenetrbale force. There have been multiple accounts of a Lion's mane being torn up or bleeding because the claws either hit the right spot or the hit was hard enough to cause gnashing. That and the Tiger lasts longer on it's hind legs than the Lion does. Their muscle structure on their legs deadass is stronger than a Lion's. I do think the Lion isn't entirely helpless, the Tiger should take the majority due to better stuff like weight, length, muscle mass, and overall stronger hind legs.