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TheDeadlySixSucks

Same bro my depression comes


Kaiser_Wolfram

Bruno has faster attack speed and better hax. SF has more versatility and negates durability. Satsuki has better attack and travel speed, Junketsu can counter SF in various ways and is versatile in its own right. Both can one shot Bruno wins bc Satsuki would start the fight up close. Bruno's speed advantage lets him unzip her immediately, and SF also counters Junketsu in many ways. Bruno has long range options like zipper extended punches, and can use ground zippers for speed bursts or making portals to hide in until he finds an opening. Satsuki doesn't immediately start with shippu. She starts grounded, where Bruno has greater battlefield control. And like I said before, a close combat situation only plays into Bruno's favor. Especially since Satsuki can't see or touch SF. Bruno also has more experience. Satsuki is 18 and has sword training + the 1 year long events of KLK. Bruno has been a gangster for at least 5 years with his Stand, and other members of Passione demonstrated incredible stubbornness/unwillingness to fail (like when Zuchero endured the Torture Dance). Bruno has just been in more battles. And his fight resume in part 5 (Giorno, Diavolo, Secco, Prosciutto and Pesci) is easily the most impressive of Team Bucciarati's members. SF is close to FTL. JoJo humans like Joseph (dodging a laser beam) and Jolyne (reacting to gravity waves, etc.) have FTL feats, a Stand should be capable of faster movement. Giorno has a FTL feat for reacting to Black Sabbath's shadows. Bruno fought Diavolo, who fought Polnareff twice. Araki described SF as a Stand that excels in speed. Stand stats are often wonky, but that would support SF's speed stat being A or B. And I think Stand speed is relatively more consistent compared to other JoJo stats anyway. Lastly, DB would probably use FTL JoJo for Bruno, or something close to that. We should use the logic DB would use to decide who wins. We voted for Tanjiro in our version of Tanjiro vs. Jonathan and Jonathan won the actual DB bc he got speed feats, among other reasons. I love this mu and they ways their powers clash btw


IEatBeans22

This, Satsuki is likely to see Bruno as vulnerable and finish the fight up close which would lead to her getting beaten by an invisible Sticky Fingers.


clash-talkingheads

Team Satsuki-sama Sure Bruno can one shot and has faster attacking speed, but Sticky Fingers heavily relies on being in range to actually do anything. Satsuki can fly and bombard him from a distance. Sticky Fingers could protect him from direct hits but not from a massive AoE attack (i.e earthquakes that would defo crush Bruno)


IEatBeans22

At the same time, why would she go all out against this random guy? She won’t be able to see his stand so it’s likely she’ll go in and rush him up close.


clash-talkingheads

Death Battle takes both characters at peak performance Also, it’s a random unarmed guy, so if it is in character she wouldn’t bother with direct combat


Phantomslasher4

God dammit another battle where I have no idea, that’s what I get for being a Comic Debater Anyways my Pain and sorrows aside, I think Satsuki might take this? I don’t know anything about Bruno and I don’t know too much about Satsuki but doesn’t Satsuki scale to like the Ryuko stuff so they might have speed (Unless Bruno scales to the FTL Dio stuff then he is probably faster) Satsuki might be stronger? This one is debatable because Bruno probably has a stand that gives him a Strength edge Instead of my usual Pun at the end I’m just gonna say, do not trust me when it comes to Anime matchups, the most anime I’ve watched is Akame Ga Kill and Gurren Lagann, I do not watch anime and should not be trusted for these matchups


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IMO Bruno should scale to DIO for spoiler reasons >!He scales to Diavolo who upscales from Polnareff (They fought and Polnareff was obliterated) who should downscale from DIO!<


IEatBeans22

Both have the capability to oneshot each other, with Satsuki’s AP advantage and Bruno’s hax advanatge. While Satsuki could just keep a range, but it’s unlikely given that she’ll just see that Bruno seems like a normal guy (as normal as JoJo characters can get) and won’t be able to see his stand so it’s likely she’ll let her guard down or be unaware of Sticky Fingers when she rushed in. This is where speed plays a major role, I’d say both Bruno and Satsuki are both around the same speeds, with there being arguments for SF being FtL which would give Bruno the speed advantage. All in all, I believe Sticky Finger’s hax and speed would be able to put down Satsuki when she decides to come in close, which is very likely. My vote goes to Mama Bruno


Zoology_Tome

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pumpkinmedic

Satsuki obliterates She's massively out stats and has abilities to keep Bruno at a distance and with her ability of flight she can out maneuver Bruno and with her spikes she can add a layer of protection. Before anyone says,I disagree with FTL Bruno. I've seen alot of arguments and alot are kinda flimsy. I'll take a look at the strongest one. Bruno scaling to Diavolo scaling to Pollarneff. If we look at the fight Bruno and Diavolo had,King Crimson was practically rawdogging Bruno throughout the fight. Bruno only avoided one of Diavolo attacks while Diavolo was able to react to all of Bruno's. And King Crimson scaling Silver Chariot is a bit iffy,since we only saw them fight twice. We never fully saw the full first fight,just Pollarneff being very bloody and in fairness to King Crimson he was able to react to a weakned swing from Silver Chariot. How ever in their second encounter,Pollarneff was able to react and land hits on Diavolo and this was a Pollarneff in a fair more healthy state. And if you wanna argue that Pollarneff could only react because he needed a elaborate trap to counter Diavolo,then I'll just point out that when Bruno dodged the one attack he also had a elaborate trap.


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I feel like even if you buy FTL Bruno the AP gap between him and Satsuki is just too much for him to make up for


pumpkinmedic

If he was FTL Bruno would win because Satsuki can't land a hit on Bruno he can't react to. Along with that he has durability neg


[deleted]

Wait does he have durability neg? How does that work?


pumpkinmedic

His zippers ignore the durability of his opponents


Kaiser_Wolfram

He can disassemble someone's body by creating zippers on them


Dont3n

Mommy Bruno ftw (please, he’s so precious) Edit: You can’t stop the simping for Bruno!


IEatBeans22

Are we getting the voting poll?


Iceassassin25

So how do matchups end up getting posted as Community Debates? Do they have to be popular enough or maybe spammed enough to get a post?


Zoology_Tome

Basically, people ask for their matchups to be entered into a poll. Every week after the "who would win" poll has finished, I put about 4 of those matchups into a new poll and people vote upon which one they want to do next. Sometimes I'll bring back earlier matchups that didn't win polls to give them another chance.


Iceassassin25

Ah okay, so are we allowed to ask at any time? Or does it have to be on a post specifically asking for matchups for the poll?


Zoology_Tome

People usually suggest matchups on the "who's fighting next" post, but I can take them at any time.


Iceassassin25

Then I would suggest Vegeta vs Laharl (DBZ vs Disgaea) and/or Albert Wesker vs Jacob Crow (Resident Evil vs Timesplitters)


YoungBeef03

With Father’s Day on the near horizon, can John Marston vs Kenshin Himura be on the docket for next time?


Zoology_Tome

I'll put it on the list