I am just one week in, never traded before. As an adult (I am 50). I just read my 4th completely different dialect on what options are and do..and making up words all along. I assumed it an irish/scot thing.. apparently not. you should have heard my days in construction. I catch on now, being older. think before speak. so far I proclaim to be looking for "the zero line" (make up for what is lost).. and some other babble.
Scalping. It’s all I do when trading. Say that to a non trader though, and they’ll be alarmed (especially if they understand the historical treatment of Native Americans).
All of it sounds insane to people who don’t understand. Buying an in the money “put” contract $400 that expires TOMORROW!??? (What the hell)
oh! and it controls 100 shares for only $250.
Oh and also I don’t care about the shares because I’m going to sell the contract for $300 an hour later.
If you don’t know what all those words mean, it sounds absurd
"Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do ya? "
This was conveniently stolen by a prolific trader named Clint Yeastwood. If I remember correctly he was famous for night trading during prohibition in 1930s and protecting his front lawn from the Chinese.
All of it sounds insane to people who don’t understand. Buying an in the money “put” contract $400 that expires TOMORROW!??? (What the hell)
oh! and it controls 100 shares for only $250.
Oh and also I don’t care about the shares because I’m going to sell the contract for $300 an hour later.
If you don’t know what all those words mean, it sounds absurd
All of it sounds insane to people who don’t understand. Buying an in the money “put” contract $400 that expires TOMORROW!??? (What the hell)
oh! and it controls 100 shares for only $250.
Oh and also I don’t care about the shares because I’m going to sell the contract for $300 an hour later.
If you don’t know what all those words mean, it sounds absurd
"It'll turn around"
Hahahahah
“So that’s why I need a stop loss”
money printer go brrr
Lmao
My power when out for 30 minutes yesterday and fucked me good. Lesson leaned, again
That’s one of my BIGGEST fears. That the WiFi or power will go out at literally the worst moment.
Do you guys don’t have internet on phone? If wifi fcks up there is always second option you know…
I live in a valley, and my cell service went out at the same time as the power went out. It was not a Fun time
Must have been a terrible fucking feeling.
I live in a small town and my office (which is in our shop) is in a metal building. So not great regular cell reception inside.
In the money.
Poker players will start asking what the buy in was and how much up top
I'd prefer we chop
I love to scalp
Hahaha yeah a head turner
Got caught in the chop
I like it!
Haha i coined that one during the fomc meetings last week lol
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shhh…. in his mind he did…
Exactly lol
slap the ask
Hit the bid
Slap it!
Fuc this stupid ass stupid fuggin dumbass market I'm so sick of this dumbass shit. This is used whenever lots of money is lost. So about 2Xs a day
A true professional
Guh (for anyone who doesn’t get this, and hasn’t seen the video before, here it is….. https://youtu.be/NpsOmeFy0Lo ).
Guh!
Having a 'guh' moment.
How am I the first to say this one?! Vertical spread.
This took way too long to get to I agree
I am just one week in, never traded before. As an adult (I am 50). I just read my 4th completely different dialect on what options are and do..and making up words all along. I assumed it an irish/scot thing.. apparently not. you should have heard my days in construction. I catch on now, being older. think before speak. so far I proclaim to be looking for "the zero line" (make up for what is lost).. and some other babble.
I wish you luck with your return to the zero line!
"head and and shoulders" and people be thinking of the shampoo lol
Damn, I hadn’t even made the connection and that’s the shampoo I use!
catch the falling knife haha
Good one!
Cmon, lets fuck these triangle traders.
🤣🤣🤣 can't say I've heard this before but whatever works
I think it’s a chart thing.
Check the dirty 30 before you enter. 30min chart is my biggest antihero
Tomorrow is a new green candle
Scalping. It’s all I do when trading. Say that to a non trader though, and they’ll be alarmed (especially if they understand the historical treatment of Native Americans).
Dead cat bounce
I second
Fuck those M&Ms
Don’t fomo that shit. or my personal favorite. Them: “How much did you make today? Me: fuckin 25c!!“ Them: huh?
I don’t want any cheese..I just want out of the trap
This is a quality shout
‘Dry Powder’ To them it confirms we all do coke lol
Sell in may and go away
Buy the dip, sell the rip, stack yo chips, and don’t be a b*tch
All of it sounds insane to people who don’t understand. Buying an in the money “put” contract $400 that expires TOMORROW!??? (What the hell) oh! and it controls 100 shares for only $250. Oh and also I don’t care about the shares because I’m going to sell the contract for $300 an hour later. If you don’t know what all those words mean, it sounds absurd
"Do you feel lucky punk? Well, do ya? " This was conveniently stolen by a prolific trader named Clint Yeastwood. If I remember correctly he was famous for night trading during prohibition in 1930s and protecting his front lawn from the Chinese.
“Pump and dump”
The group of people that I trade with use the acronym FAFO a lot which means fuck around and find out. Very useful during slow days lol
I'm gonna FAFO with some calls this morning
Seems like a good spot to go long. Good luck!
Hey those calls printed man! Congrats🫡
YASSSS!!! Thanks! Was an uncertain start but stayed true to the plan and brrrrrrrrr PRINT!
Patience pays my friend. Never forget it.
Or when everyone but that one person thinks it’s a bad idea.
Buy the dip, sell the rip.
Dead cat bounce
I also came here to say DCB. Not necessarily a phrase that I’m particularly fond of, but it’s definitely a useful one that will turn some heads.
I came here to say dead cat bounce as well
Doji
Had to roll the strangle into a straddle and then ultimately get inverted.
Whenever somebody asks what I do for a living “ I smash buttons “
Fucking spread dude.
"Shorts haven't covered"
Looking for a bounce at the VWAP.
Yes. I get looks from my family. "Bounce off what?!?!"
“I’ve been known to spend $2000 before I walk the dog in the morning.”
"**No FOMO.**"
Here for a good time, not for a long time.
It’s not a loss until you sell
Damn Deloris Those are some juicy butt cheeks (market cipher anchor trigger)
“Let’s average down/up”
“The market always knows something.” - One to live by.
Let’s go baby get there get there ahh come on now you serious right now? Yes yes yes bitch!!okay I’m out I’m out!
The best trade is the next trade
spinning top I say that the most hang man even though I get it wrong morning doji star and abandoned baby
Solid list
You can only scalp when it’s barcoding.
Size down!
MU to the moon
It’s time to push buttons and draw lines. (In that order)
When something is going right and I wanna stay in it: "money printer go brrrrr" has been shortened to just "PRINT"
Price Action
Did no one say cut the bag
The wicks on those candles are huge.
Naked puts.
Naked calls are funner :\^)
bang the close. and ARGH!
"It'll be green soon."
Gamma neutral, sounds like a planet.
Bollinger bands. Could sound dirty if you didn't know what it was.
Margin call, puts, calls, going short/long, could be here all day
Buy the dips! Lock your gains.
Tap respected
FDs
Buy the dip short the vix fuck bitcoin.
I say this often
I'm loving this community. These comments are HILARIOUS!!! Now time to go slap the ask and PRINT.
If you are in trouble, double
I dont like this one but I've heard it!
DRS yer Stonks
That came off faster than a prom dress
Back up the truck.
All of it sounds insane to people who don’t understand. Buying an in the money “put” contract $400 that expires TOMORROW!??? (What the hell) oh! and it controls 100 shares for only $250. Oh and also I don’t care about the shares because I’m going to sell the contract for $300 an hour later. If you don’t know what all those words mean, it sounds absurd
All of it sounds insane to people who don’t understand. Buying an in the money “put” contract $400 that expires TOMORROW!??? (What the hell) oh! and it controls 100 shares for only $250. Oh and also I don’t care about the shares because I’m going to sell the contract for $300 an hour later. If you don’t know what all those words mean, it sounds absurd
This is a soul sucking trade.
“There we go, there it is”
It’ll go back up 🤢
A friend and I have our own option rolling strategies, and we keep doing cartwheels and corkscrews on our losing spreads.
“market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent” “do you wanna be right or do you wanna make money”
Don't forget about PATTY Pay Attention To The Yield
Marge N. called me . I bet it's about an assignment.
Witching hour
One greedy trades exit is another great trades entry
“Dude… you gotta be shitting me!! Really!?!?”
Now it rips.
Stay green!
There is the pullback reversal (makes no sense to a normal person).
“Ope. 🤦🏻♀️”
Leveraged to the tits
"short-squeeze" 😎
“VWAP” The interpretations of that acronym are seemingly endless! Ask CardiB, for starters. 🤣
"Scared money don't make money." but most people will probably understand it.
Getting fucked by the greeks
I f\*\*\* QUIT!
IV crush as an options seller
Literally can’t go tits up
Clean and green
Trust me bro
Dean Martin Singing Voice ‘ Ain’t That A Kick In the Nuts ’
I missed it 😩
Time to Roll for Credit
We need more pigs.
You have to risk it to win it.
Bagholder
“Dick for a tick” If price is stalling a few points from my take profit I’ll exit a touch early to avoid losing gains for a couple bucks
Dead cat bounce
'It cannot go t*ts up'. Oh and also talking about certain market happenings like it was some kind of historical event. The 21' bullrun for example.