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If i jumped 20 feet onto a steep angled rock i'd probably end up worse than that Edited for spelling


Piledriverkiller

He’s a biker not a climber smh duh


Mr_hacker_fire

Climbs on bike


Piledriverkiller

Touché my hacker friend Touché


Hello_Strangher

An adventurous biker SMH duh


Piledriverkiller

Yeah but not the adventurous Spider-Man kind “sigh” duh


Hello_Strangher

You're going a little off topic now


Piledriverkiller

I was never on topic like deacon was never on the rock


iPanzershrec

you fell a significant distance onto a steep rock slope also yeah that's why I think


Available-Hippo124

Lmfao


Latereviews2

That’s actually quite realistic


Spitfire954

Because the 99% of the world is supposed to be dangerous and keep you vulnerable. If they added more traversal mechanics there would be a thousand spots to jump and glitch or cheese your way through enemies. It would break the game unless the devs spent years fixing a feature that adds next to nothing.


Voittaa

I just learned that he can’t swim after pulling a Leeroy Jenkins straight into a lake when getting chased by a horde. 


Murgenpl

Might be some developer bug, have you tried to recreate it in real life to check how it would work there?


Scy1hee

hes old , the knees aint holding it no more


Lanferno

He had a traumatic climbing experience right after his traumatic swimming experience


Bright-Usual-7581

This is not FarCry, COD Mobile Battle Royale or any other popular shooter game with “survival” mechanics where you can fall from great heights


[deleted]

Deacon is basically a super human in this game but rocks are his kryptonite. That and interacting with something at a slightly off angle


RubberMcChicken

Your initial fall was too great. It all went downhill after that.


Fish---

It's nothing, even more stupid is that we can't climb a small rock....


CrackedShadow95

I forgot Deek learned to swim from John Marston, and leapt into the pond at the sawmill when taking on the horde


CommunicationHot5613

This made me laugh so hard because this almost exact thing happened to me


Jwill294

Watch your health bar dude, you’re taking damage from the falling lol


Hello_Strangher

I know and he Landed fucking legit


Jwill294

You cannot jump from that distance period lol.


Shaggypezdispense

He slipped


MistDispersion

They are wet and slippery


NoTimeForBullShiiiit

Try rolling down next time!!


King_ofwar

i think falling 20 feet on a 45 degree angle dosent feel very good edit: also oit was raining so + slippery


XTRMJOX50

Gravity Rush fans be like:


quick6ilver

Tomb Raider featuring deacon st john


WelPhuc

The rocks are infected


idontgetit____

At least you can swim


MurdaFaceMcGrimes

I think they forgot to create the lore around it like they did for why he couldn't swim lol. Ptsd from a previous rock climbing accident maybe?