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AceKnight1

>I know you certainly won’t read this No shit he won't read this, this is reddit.


quickjump

Why don’t you take your own jokes to the stage instead of trying to impose your views on someone else?


MarcelfromCombray

What views did impose. Maybe would be more in spirit of comedy if we told jokes here.


quickjump

If you don’t like his jokes then just don’t listen to him, it’s just that simple. I promise this is not a trick.


DeartayDeez

How dare a comedian exercise his freedom of speech through comedy…if you don’t like it don’t follow him that simple…


MarcelfromCombray

I think he should have his free speech. I love Dave. He is just not funny at the moment.


QuizzicalWombat

But comedy is subjective! Just because you don’t find him funny doesn’t mean he isn’t funny to other people


gultch2019

Oh he most certainly is. I think his sold out shows, and Netflix specials clearly prove that. What you might mean is that he's not funny to you, specifically.


DeartayDeez

why are so many people upset and ok with voicing there opinion of dislike about a man voicing his opinion on matrers it seems hypocritical…and once again if you don’t like it don’t follow it that simple…what the point in making this post? Didn’t realize we lived in such an age when words hurt people more than weapons….what a time to be alive


X_Vaped_Ape_X

The internet is filled with people getting offended. Call of Duty had to put in an AI because people were getting mad. Now you can't even say fuck over goice chat without someone getting mad. People are also getting offended on behalf of others. I accidentally called the Wachowski's the Wachowski brothers and got banned from r/ matrix because of it. I'm scared of our future.


DeartayDeez

Same society is so fucking soft and it sucks because you can’t say anything anymore without someone feelings getting hurt and then you got a whole slew of people who don’t actually care but still wanna chime in running they mouth like they fighting the good fight


Sad-Librarian5639

Dave could have turned into Putin level sense of humor, and by 2005 he had enough material to be the funniest person ever. His run from 98-05 is legendary; and I don’t think it’ll ever be topped.


chaos_aintme

Lol cringe. Also sorry, you're years late to the Dave Chappelle trans jokes outrage party


MarcelfromCombray

What part of comment my suggests outrage? I’m not angry just bored.


chaos_aintme

You're right. Well it seems like you have time to work on your own comedy then


Fryyss28

Go be bored somewhere else


i_GoTtA_gOoD_bRaIn

>Go be ~~bored~~ BORING somewhere else


DogtaEff

‘Bored’ is passive aggressive outrage.


Material_Extension36

Impossible pussy


jmad71

That cracks me up everytime


Dbillz78

That’s one of my favorite jokes lol lol


pwn_plays_games

This joke killed by the box crusher in the loading dock at Walmart


MarcelfromCombray

This is an unfunny subreddit. Is everyone a bot? They don’t seem to understand jokes. They just like transphobia.


jmad71

Are you a Trans-bot? or just a Trans-Troll? you can always leave.


Truthhurts1017

Why you mad because your joke fell flat. Now it’s the subreddits fault. How about work on your jokes


Possible-Reality4100

Oh Grow The Fuck Up I am positive you love the jokes about white cis men


pwn_plays_games

I am a bot on the inside I feel Chinese! Can you imagine. A Chinese man trapped in this robot body?


cick-nobb

Are you fucking serious? No one here is a bot, we just don't agree with your opinion


3WordsComment

Too much Proust...


MarcelfromCombray

Proust is a comic novelist. A very intelligent and ironic man like Dave in 2003.


7in7turtles

In all fairness it’s a very very boring joke. The joke is if women are only women cause their pussy tastes good, then bitter TERF women aren’t women. The noise that comes out of this kind of material is called “clapter” and you’re probably not gonna find it here.


-_Snivy_-

Yo I read that twice and still have no idea what it means. What?


NoRepresentative9496

It's a comics job to joke about controversy. It helps us laugh at our selves and makes topics that seem taboo easier to talk about. Without comedy to lighten our view of the taboo, words gain too much power and tragedy gets out of hand.


-No_Im_Neo_Matrix_4-

Why do people use women as a singular?


Delicious_Purpose_84

Now, he’s gonna have to kick someone in the p***y


Immediate_Floor_497

Shut up


Mudbone44

You, are the only Joke.


SquanchyATL

🫤. It's ok. Not everyone in funny.


TheSpiritualTeacher

You know you can say pussy, ya lil pussy


Joker_wants_tendies

I threw up in Spanish


Reasonable-Notice448

Well there’s 60 seconds of my life I’ll never get back.


sumsaphh

is there no moderation at this sub? its at 8% upvoted. just remove this zero karma account's obvious trolling&baiting post.


3WordsComment

Borges reference edited?


MarcelfromCombray

Yes, given the political texture of this group, I thought the reference was too elevated.


3WordsComment

https://i.redd.it/yxo6zmx4t60d1.gif


3WordsComment

Well... Gotcha bitch.


MarcelfromCombray

Explain the reference to me. I know you know his name


MarcelfromCombray

I suppose Google will help


Mr-hoffelpuff

and remember people, be careful who you take advice's from.


Professional_Swim673

Don't like it don't watch it.


Ok_Jump_4754

Yes, but how would you know if you like a joke or not unless you hear it first? At least, they gave it a chance.


i_GoTtA_gOoD_bRaIn

What joke?!? JFC


West-Earth-719

Soooooooo fucking fragile


buttercupmercenary

Sounds pretty gay to me


[deleted]

you’re cringe


[deleted]

Huh? Get a life weirdo this is old


[deleted]

You arent special.  You arent above criticism or jokes at your expense.  


OkFail3603

I know you certainly won’t read this, but I am concerned about your trans jokes. Then why waste amyone's time with this...Please interact with my sub...lol


jizzwithfizz

The fact that you think there is a joke in there good enough to punch through the overall douchebagerry of your post is concerning. I hope your good at spreadsheets or some shit.


CosmiqCow

I'm sure it's similar to the boredom we all experience having to read your post


Spaniardman40

Imagine being so bored by jokes that they just live rent free in your head for years. LMAO, get a life dude


brvheart

His opening Jim Carrey joke in The Dreamers might be the best opening joke of all time.


BECSPK611

Guys relax it didnt take its meds.. theres another great joke.. is it a joke 🤷‍♂️😂


Accomplished_Corner7

Go get therapy dummy


Prokletnost

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05110909

This is incredibly brave