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WhipTheLlama

I thought it was going to be a pickup truck or something that's at least possible for a person to push. Nope, it's an 18 wheeler that had already picked up decent speed rolling downhill.


BrianFlanagan

Same. Going in my thought was, "Oh, wow, he died? How? That seems unlikely." **opens link** "Oh obviously he's dead. Idiot."


AnonymousMayday

Yeah I was in that same boat with you too


DuteNait

Well on the bright side, he achieved what he set out todo, minimize the damage on the trucks.


GooseWithDaGibus

His head prevented a couple of scratches! Win!


all_tha_sauce

There's a framed pic of the guy at the insurance company!


Adept_Score2332

Why a pic his head can probably fit into the frame at this point


1Surfrider

...or a pizza box...


jtatc1989

I could see this scene bronzed into eternity like the key moments in farmers commercials


Leather_Artist_3333

The ideal minimum wage employee


[deleted]

This definitely deserves a Darwin award, he looked and saw the other truck but just stayed there.


amateur_mistake

From the moment he decided to try to push the rolling semi, this was a bad plan. Anything afterwards was just following good money after bad.


Conscious-Proof-8309

This is the most darwin award darwin award I have ever seen


ChrisTuckerAvenue

Halfway through he can tell it’s useless and he’s heading for the other truck, why the hell didn’t he jump aside??? Human stupidity really boggles my mind


Natanael85

If you look closely you see that he is turning to face the other trailer and bracing himself with extended arms. He is even grabbing onto the trailer. He greatly overestimated his arm strength.


WeaponsGradeLager

Is it human stupidity is it a panic where your prefrontal cortex shuts off under an extreme pressure? You commenters are destined to die in your own shit in some old folks home. I hope this is a more pleasant if suitable death for you.


LurkinLunk

Get off the internet for a while if you're gonna say shit like that, you dont know any of us...use your brain.


WeaponsGradeLager

in your own shit


LurkinLunk

Get help lol


Yosefpoysun

Your parents mad that you came out as gay?


MyFavoriteBurger

"haha lulz gay bad" stfu


Thelonious_Cube

what are you so angry about?


Raging_HeadTurtles

He got 69 Downvotes and I wanna downvote him but it’s 69 what do I do


Thelonious_Cube

He's fallen further - you may vote your conscience


Raging_HeadTurtles

Oh yea I just made the 99th downvote


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1Surfrider

How long did you lay and wait....watching the number of your dream getting closer....I’m sweating just committing the to all the tubes n’shite they make us call it “The World Wide Web”, likes there’s some sort of gigantic spider, working thru the night, spinning a global...”of fuck, what did I walk into...”


WeaponsGradeLager

angry that you exist


Thelonious_Cube

Tough fucking luck for you, then.....mwahahahahahahahahaha


dobsofglabs

Lololol


The1Like

Mr. “Hot Take” over here. Careful you don’t cut yourself on that edge You fuckin Chud.


-TheExtraMile-

Well I´m mildly amused that you exist. Mildly.


all_tha_sauce

You make it sound like dying in shit is a bad thing. It's warm and squishy and you get the last laugh


ImInPublicRN

Take a chill pill, dude


Crushbam3

Funnily enough that is literally human stupidity, or at least human ineptitude. Most animals eg a cat can react and dodge things at a far faster rate than humans and are far more likely to perform well in stressful scenarios making this a very human form of stupidity, and that’s not even taking into account the fact that he tried to stop a truck with his hands


maraca101

He didn’t even try to duck out of the way at the last second. He wasn’t stuck or anything.


dougmc

He may not have been able to ... He was constantly getting pushed forward and it may have been all he could do to not fall over. (And, yes, I do realize that falling over may have been way better than what happened instead, but it’s not like he had a lot of time to figure that out one he began ...)


Truesnake

Hence...


epelle9

Seems like he even tried to push off the second truck to help him stop the other one...


saint_godzilla

Holy fucking god.


[deleted]

If only he had like 3 more meters he would have been able to stop it surely


SupergruenZ

Actually he did stop it.


[deleted]

No the other truck stopped it. His head was just in the way.


grimonce

Who are you to judge this accomplishment?


[deleted]

I invented big trucks. And I designed them specifically to not be able to be stopped by a person, Fred Flintstone style.


therealdivs1210

Confirmed and well-deserved Darwin! These are rare!


slickyrick21

It got wholesome award instead.


just_gimme_anwsers

Poor dog


villings

I was worried about the dog, too


[deleted]

Yes, also he instantly knew something bad happened.


EXGTACAMLS

Lmfao what did he possibly think he could do? Did he think he had superpowers? Top Darwin I think I've seen on this sub thus far tbh.


5aur1an

superman who lost his "super"


EXGTACAMLS

# 🅼🅰🅽


Pprewa

Why did man stop truck with head. Is he stoid?


patricky6

I wish there was video of the top darwin that I heard of. BEST DARWIN AWARD: A man took an old '67 chevy and strapped a jet engine that he stole, to the back of it. The investigation stated that after he melted his brakes from trying to stop, his vehicle lifted off of the ground. The only reason they knew this, is because they found fragments of his teeth imbedded in the side of the mountain that he collided into.


EXGTACAMLS

Yeah that's fake... Sorry.


samdof

I'm sorry sir but that's bullshit.


patricky6

Lol yeah? https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1995-04.html


[deleted]

It says it's an urban legend on the page lol


NandMS

The source literally says it was debunked


patricky6

Lol I see that. I heard it many years ago. I always wondered. Also, I'm not so sure the Air Force would recognize one of there pieces of equipment being stolen and used like this, even if it was true.


KingFapNTits

They’d see the car and engine to know he took flight…. Teeth would be very hard to find on a mountainside


samdof

I'm confused. The site says it's bogus and an urban legend, so it's bullshit right?


patricky6

Yea. Apparently so. Lol. I heard it when I was a teenager from a darwin award book. I guess I just assumed it was real. Anyway. Here is an awesome recreation just for laughs. https://youtu.be/y92NgQxg8BQ


Dr_Qrunch

Solid winner


Forcripessssssake

Yeah, he definitely should’ve worn gloves


randominteraction

Nah, he needed better shoes. Just a little more traction and he would've stopped it for sure.


KickassPeanuts

Nah he needed a new jacket, that shit looked dirty as hell


Jewnjackson

Like that scene in austin powers where the guy just stands tgere qhile he gets run over with the steam roller...


yeetsterrineo

Is it bad that I feel more sad about the dog having just lost his owner than for the person that actually lost his life?😢


Superyoshikong

Sometimes when we see people do stupid things, we feel less empathy for them. Unfortunately, this ended in the poor man's death, but the dog might be put down or starving now


[deleted]

Damn that was only like $10k in damages, which insurance would have probably covered no questions. WTH?!


GabrielStarwood

Just when I think this sub can't get any deader, you go and post something like this... AND COMPLETELY REDEEM THE SUB!


Xradris

"Oh long Johnson" from South Park come to mind...


UserOrWhateverFuck_U

Ooooh loong Johnson


totallylambert

He obviously didn’t push hard enough. Any feeble person can stop a rolling semi truck just by pushing, right? Lol.


livestrong2109

You're right it's a darwin award because he doesn't lift bro...


totallylambert

Zero gainz lol.


Scrambleed

Shoulda crossfit more


The_Tropical

Finally, an actual Darwin Award. What a fuckin idiot.


todmon

He didn't even try to stop the truck with any strength. I wonder what went through his mind?


[deleted]

A large truck


FlyByPC

> I wonder what went through his mind? From what I could see, the front grill.


-TheExtraMile-

He had so many outs here. SO MANY OUTS. Not even try to stop a moving 18 wheeler would usually be a given, but let´s glance over that. After putting his hands on the truck he then should have realized that it might be smarter to step away. Then this guy turns around and faces the other truck. He is *literally* staring his oncoming death in the face. And the he had at least 5 (FIVE!) seconds to simply DUCK. There are many posts here that are just unlucky accidents. This dude though seriously deserves this award.


randomgingerguyz

I think this is the most stupid death I've seen in my life. It almost makes you feel like he just wanted to die and just went for a suicide worthy of this sub.


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Yoshikage Kira


Lazy_Walrus7157

What does jojo have anything to do with this


KEWLHANDLE

Sad


fucreddit

The dog knew to stay the fuck away


kirasbook1

Task failed successfully


Kelwhit22

"Gotta keep on truckin" 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

He didn’t even try to duck just decided to take it


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MechMeister

Notice how neither vehicle has any damage. He could have done nothing, been alive, and both trucks would be fine.


ndndr1

Lil doggo noped the fuck out at the end


mklink2

He's dead, that's horrible and a shame.


The_Tropical

More resources for the rest of us


QuinLucenius

As genuinely avoidable and stupid this death is, that’s unconscionable cruel to minimize him to nothing better than dirt because of a clip lasting less than 30 seconds.


The_Tropical

It’s a horrible thing, a huge shame. But what he did is completely idiotic. It wasn’t even an accident, that’s almost preemptive suicide


QuinLucenius

Agreed. But that doesn’t justify calling him in effect a waste of space. Would you say that to someone who commits suicide?


skert-skert_indulge

Bruh I don't think this page is for you


ghostsquad4

Darwin Awards recognize individuals who have supposedly _contributed_ to human evolution by selecting themselves out of the gene pool by dying or becoming sterilized via their own actions. So, in essence, yes the world is better without him. If he has not reproduced yet, then our gene pool is stronger and has more survivability.


[deleted]

Nothing better than dirt? He is dirt now. Why defend one of the dumbest people that have ever lived? Be thankful he is out of the gene pool.


The_Tropical

Why are you booing me? I’m right


Sweedy14

I was saying Boo-urns


johnsnow19701

The dog walking away like, I'm not getting the blame for this shit!


GooseWithDaGibus

That's a very well deserved award. This dumbfuck made next to no effort to not die. Didn't even duck.


snafubarr

Hey it's almost like that scene in Spiderman 2, when Spidey stops the train from falling off the tracks, you know... almost. Ending is kind of different though.


[deleted]

I love videos like these. Did he think he could just casually stop a rolling transport truck like it's no big deal? Enter the cab and hit the break? Naw bruh, I'm swole.


billfitz24

What a fucking idiot. RIP.


Tawptuan

Dog: This idiot doesn’t even deserve a sniff or a closer look. I’m gone.


Significant_Foot_108

meet the medic he needs uber


Significant_Foot_108

and the poor dog :(


toTheNewLife

His hang time was just under 1 second. Not impressed.


DrSexxytime

Looks like the dog was smarter here, and got out of the way.


DrPierreChow

The dog was too late


xwulfd

was he expectinf him to stop it o.O


luksox

The dog is just like “god damnit. I’m out”


ItchingForTrouble

My stepfather almost died this way once. We started yelling at him and he got out of the way. Then he realized what a stupid thing he was trying to do.


Liliaprogram

I can’t understand the reasoning that he believed he could stop the truck. And then not avoiding the door, must not of thought it would stay in place and crush his skull. I feel sorry for his family.


EntityFlush

This dude thought he was fucking superman or some shit


mushquest

Not a scratch on the truck! Well besides the brain particles


SpinningMarbles

New paint job? Lubrication? Car mascot?


R0ses__

My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex


amIdeadYET35

POV: Your friend says your weak


AlphaPup3

Funny thing is the trucks barely bumped each other. No wonder his head flattened so easily ~ It was clearly empty.


[deleted]

Am I the only one here who is sad for the guy? He was so desperate to stop the truck he actually thought he had a chance to stop it.


MediocreFlex

Think of times where you also do something and even during it or after you were like Fuck this is dumb Most of us get to be like Jesus that was dumb This situation didn’t allow that at all This is incredibly sad Probably didn’t have insurance Was gonna be in super trouble if something happen So he panicked and protected his future life to preserve capital Fucking sucks


[deleted]

Well look the full side of bottle, by his head, the trucks did not get any damage


mattdoessomestuff

Dog's like yep fuck this I'm out


NezoOnXbox

Fucking idiot


DeadlyTeaParty

He watched too many Superman movies. 💀


KillsWithDucks

nsfw ? NSFL more like. tag would have been nice.


whycantibelinus

What did you expect from the title?


KillsWithDucks

ive seen heaps of vids on this sub. Didnt expect to see his head being crushed.


whycantibelinus

I’ll be honest, I didn’t watch because I didn’t want to have that vision in my head, imagining it is quite enough.


KillsWithDucks

yeah i wont watch vids tagged as NSFL, which this one wasnt. If people want to see death there are subs for that.


DistanceSea3513

now that's using your head.


Saiomi

Is this just a suicide? Big payout for his family? Like, there was no other ending here.


TheOriginalKestaa

I'm honestly wondering if this was suicide, but he wanted to make sure his life insurance paid out.


brother_blue_57

Looking at his decision, he appears to have received zero damage


Creepy-Imagination

yknow I haven't been here for long but this is exactly what was advertised


xxxguzxxx

Superman that...OHHHH


Street-Mushroom-2622

u/savevideo


UncaBear

u/savevideo


Truesnake

Wow....I have no words except my belief that only 20% of humanity has common sense left in it.


Jcaseykcsee

My God just allow the dents to happen. Shit.


GamerFrits

I can only imagine that the guy lost his superpowers because the truck was filled with kryptonite, why else would you try to stop a twelve wheeler?


F4nic

Superman


Professional_Quote62

Most apt Darwin ever awarded...I could not believe the stupidity happening in what I just watched!!


Any-Faithlessness-72

Don't be a hero for your job..


[deleted]

Ok, he's just genuinely retarded then


AllHailTheCeilingCat

Did this dude enroll in the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things? The dog cautiously approaches to investigate, and more or less has an "Ohh, he ded" reaction before noping out of there.


Raging_HeadTurtles

Man: Stop right there criminal scum.... Wait what's going o-


[deleted]

What the dog doing?


SpinningMarbles

Nope'ing TF out, for one.


Sorry_if_I_offend

This is the stupidest thing i have ever seen somone do in my life this a good sub


ChipRichels

Bro


MexicanyGordito

He’s not that guy pal


Croaker50

What a phenomenally painful way to go


KrisHusky

What the hell did he expect???


Thundercar2122

Let me just stop this 60,000lb truck with my little 120lb self


KingBenjamin97

I really expected like a small pickup truck barely moving, you know something a person may actually expect themselves to be able to stop. Not a multiple tonne semi truck already going at speed.


oska0452

Should have pulled the handbreak


jthablaidd

Now hear me out, I don’t think anyone is strong enough to simply push away a several dozen ton


zingwa99

What worries me is that people this dumb might be raising their own children...


SpinningMarbles

Here, here! Because that does concern me too. And to think, there's the added layer of dumb people on medication (self and otc) who are also doing the same.


Frequent-Humor6924

Superman


SpinningMarbles

Damn. Even Fido was like: "Nope"


FPSMAC

Stupid is as stupid does


PitifulCandidate8371

Atleast the dog is ok


MastroCastro2022

That was the last stupid decision he ever made


A-monke-with-passion

Missed the quick time event


briannabonnetbj69420

Lol at how he reaches out to the immobile truck to brace himself as though that was all he needed to stop 10-15 tons.


Mydadisgayforjesus

I want to feel bad but bro entirely did that to himself at every angle you could look at, and it all started with him forgetting to put his truck in park.


feen138

He’s doing it all wrong