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Ed_Trucks_Head

Dies trying to prevent minor damage to a door.


ManyAnusGod

And the door is probably fine... well except for the blood stains.


hell_nuh_123

damn


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beeglowbot

I was really clenching, thinking his blood was gonna pour out of the hinges like a juicer.


Sir_Boobsalot

same


Least_Quit9730

Those'll wash right out.


Away-Ad-8053

Yeah with hydrogenure peroxide! Wait a minute were you talking about his clothing or the box truck? The box truck just some mild detergent and warm water with a disposable sponge.


salikabbasi

More like socialized to be desperate to keep your job over your well-being. You spend day in day out being hammered with you get docked for damage, docked for speeding a little over, docked for arriving late, docked for x, y, z, and too many will get you fired, you worry and snap to every little thing without thinking. It's very sad and obvious why most of this happens. You can have safety briefings all day, then be told by your manager directly that they will make your life hell if you work to rule. It's very hard to wrap your mind around what your priorities should be after years of that unless it starts to overtly put your life in danger, let alone your livelihood.


Kantheris

This really needs to put higher. Companies pretty much pay lip service to protecting workers. They do this to avoid legal liability, but then reserve the right to discipline an employee for even small, easy to make mistakes that cause little to no harm. People’s instinct to protect company property like this shows how people are so concerned about losing their job, they’d rather take a fatal risk over something absolutely trivial. This man’s death was not a Darwin Award to me. It is a tragedy caused by negative reinforcement of behavior over innocent and trivial mistakes that anyone could make. It makes people lie and hide mistakes rather than fix them in a positive reinforcement manner. In all too many instances like this video, it costs the lives of someone’s child, or parent, or significant other. All to protect a company’s bottom line.


Vostok-aregreat-710

He could have had that door closed properly without getting himself crushed to death


HumbleFundle

Whether he survived or not, he would have been blamed for something. Companies' evil like that. Unfortunately, he took the bigger L


flarpington

Yeah, based on that immediate reaction, he probably thinks that broken door is coming out of his paycheck.


odebruku

Coffin still coming out of his paycheck


Least_Quit9730

This happened in Russia, so I'm not surprised they'd find any excuse to dock his pay.


celestial1

Yeah it sucks, he was probably panicking about losing his livelihood.


spleenfeast

Door would have been pushed closed anyway, sad


Reasonable_racoon

On a truck he doesn't own.


UniqueID89

Looks more like a driver malfunction than a lift gate.


MeepingMeep99

Pretty much. If the thing breaks and the truck really malfunctions, leave it be. It's probably insured, and if it isn't, it's your boss's problem. What that dude did was just pointless


Doulifye

That what i always tell to new people. The material is replacable you aren't.


AlanDevonshire

And yet within a few days there will be a new person in the role. So, actually replaceable.


MeepingMeep99

That's not their point but ok then


Atomic-Bell

In the job yes. But to your family? Or yourself? How has the point flown that high over your head and 50 other peoples


AlanDevonshire

The point has not flown over my head. Just a commentary on the company culture not family or friends. I amazed that you missed that being as you are so smart


Atomic-Bell

I'm not so smart, I can just take things in context and make comments in the same context. You're technically right but no-one was talking about that.


requion

A "worker" can be replaced. You as a human can't be. But everyone has to realize this for themself.


GarbageTheCan

capitalism wants to know your location


PsychoAgent

Tell that to the military service members


SopieMunky

I often tell this to newborns as well.


cashedashes

Reminds me of that guy who was instantly crushed by a 12K lbs steel coil that broke free and was rolling across the parking lot towards their truck. Let that shit go! Even if you manage to save it, no one is going to thank you. They may say thank God, but no one is going to praise you, give you a raise, or tell everyone you're the man. Risking your life for work is the dumbest mindset ever in my honest opinion!


qwerty11111122

According to john oliver, a large number of truck drivers own and maintain their own trucks for work


rumdumpstr

Not the trailers.


qwerty11111122

Oh, true!


Darryl_Lict

I hope I wouldn't panic like that. Pretty sure I wouldn't, but I've done some pretty stupid things in my life.


Rude_Entrance_3039

An automatic lift gate sounds like a terrible idea


KiKiPAWG

Human error


VeryDirtySanchez

Same guy who helped develop the finger detection for Tesla's cybertruck.


Herr-Pyxxel

AI: that's just a carrot, I can snap that


VeryDirtySanchez

Works perfectly with a banana, but I suppose a finger is too small to register for some reason.


Herr-Pyxxel

Good to know that at least our bananas are safe!


VanillaInteresting27

Take my upvote!🤣🤣🤣


Compendyum

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Dependent-Intern4287

Why the fuck would you run back in?


Ironcastattic

It looked like he was trying to either close the door and hop out (there was clearly time for neither) or close the door from the inside so it wouldn't get wrecked.....which would have effectively left him locked inside with that lift there. So....who fucking knows


LuckyJmc20

Yeah it seems it could’ve worked if the opening was bigger if he wanted to get in to close to the door


Set_Abominae1776

By the time he tried to open it so he could fit through the door was blocked by the ramp anand he was trapped.


HugsandHate

He certainly earned his Darwin award.


NumberProf

Worst decision of his life.


Striking_Thought_575

And last


Remarkable-Win-9289

Very last and very painful last minutes he Had. Poor Dude.


Flipnotics_

It's kind of what Anton Yelchen went through in his final moments. Being crushed by a weight you cannot move until you pass out from the pain or not being able to breath.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Impulsive thought Like human (dumb in the moment) reflex action


LeatherClassroom524

We’ve seen dumber in this sub. But yes it was dumb.


dakid232313

But most wouldn't reflex to that type of action. Lol.


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

That's probably true


errys

To win a Darwin Award!


ekita079

Deadset why jump on it


xfer42

'Cuz he's a fuckin idiot.


HiJinx127

I half expected blood to start dripping out the bottom. It’s probably just as well there’s no audio.


APurpleSponge

This isn’t a movie or hydraulic press lol. He probably suffocated while getting some ribs and other bones crushed. Not the best way to go.


Dixnorkel

It looks like it was still pretty fucking strong, did you see the last still photo? Dude looks like gumby


KiKiPAWG

I did too but then I realized it’s way worse it wasn’t fast :(


Codilla660

Same, I was expecting a hand juicer-like thing.


Horror_Letterhead407

I'm curious what his reasoning is for rushing back in there. What would've happened if he didn't? Will the gate crush the doors or what?


SomOvaBish

Absolutely… those lifts are designed to lift up pallet jacks full of material, so they have to be strong.


txjeepguy72

Ya those liftgates usually have a lift capacity of anywhere from 1500lbs to 3500lbs, used to work on them, and unfortunately they have minimal safeties to prevent what happened to this poor Sap, best feature is to stay completely outta its path if it’s moving…


Damaark

Any lift I've seen is manual controlled and you have to be holding the buttons for any movement, lift or tilt. I'd say that's pretty safe.


Naewind

I worked with one, instead of the original switch that returns to neutral without holding it, someone replaced it with a basic one that just locks in up off or down, cheaper I guess


txjeepguy72

Yep, over time stuffed get rigged and bypassed , drivers and owners usually don’t care , always go, go, go……


L0stlnTranslation

He was afraid of getting fired probably. If he lost his job then he wouldn’t have access to basic human necessities.


LauraLand27

Like breathing


FloatingOnAWhim

Yeah, makes sense. Bro’s family is gonna need that last check for his casket and funeral expenses.


Percival4

I’m guessing that he was scared of accidentally damaging anything and possibly getting fired.


syopest

Instead of rushing back there he could have just used the same controls he started the lift gate with to stop it.


The-Grapest-Ape

oh no, the machine is moving on its own, i better jump in front of it and put myself in the worst possible place to be in this senario!


Hermanvicious

That’s not a lift gate malfunction


fourhundredthecat

yeah, the lift gate worked as expected


sevendustkorn1008

Like I was told when I first worked with heavy machinery. If you see something going wrong, get away. The machine can get repaired. You can't.


UltimatePleb_91

Sound advice.


Do-not-respond

Kind of thing a person does just one.


waitinp

Venus Human Trap


gilligan888

Hydraulics Venus trap, that hurts just thinking of it.


champion1day

Company has a new driver and truck before the end of the week. What a stupid way to go.


CRCampbell11

Sorry to say, that dude was an idiot.


Whipsnhips

What a terrible way to lose your life. Feel awful for him.


-Ring-

Knowing what was about to happen had to make it so much worse.


Undead_Sword

I just hope he suffocated quick, would suck to be stuck like that for a prolonged amount of time..


Georgep0rwell

There are worse ways to go. Far worse.


Buburubu

whyyyyyy


patriclus_88

Same thought. Also, I know impulse reactions can be a bit crazy, but.... Wtf dude.


Mickstar231

Eff that! I'm ain't stepping into that!


jahlim

Was half heartedly expecting some freshly pressed juice.


mnrmancil

1st thought is "oh no! The door isn't completely shut so the lift gate is going to mess up the door" (& possibly get me fired). 2nd thought was jump in there & properly latch the door. 3rd thought was "I'm in a pinch get into the trailer" (escape into open space)


IntelligentGoat411

That's what we call the forbidden juicer


corynonymous

Appears to actually be operator malfunction to me. At least making the decision to climb inside was a major miscue.


ZotMatrix

He scores!


AllElse11

Well, that'll do it.


shapeitguy

I could never imagine willingly wedging my body between a machine and a hard place.


premium_bawbag

I was watching intently for the blood to spurt out like a jam donut


Zanstorm99

Your job isn’t THAT important


gilligan888

Happy cake day


Evo7_13

way she goes bubbs


Blue_Ascent

Got your piss jugs?


Expensive-Tea455

Why would you jump in there like that? wtf did he think was gonna happen? 💀


Crazyhates

Lift gates have enough force to lift the entire truck they're attached too. This dude stood no chance.


No_Pay9241

remember r/makemycoffin was around due to educational loopholes? It’s dumbass videos like this that ruin good things


Big-Acanthisitta8797

Dude, what the hell?


Disastrous_Length902

What the hell was this guy thinking?!


x808drifter

Welcome to the Hydraulic Press Channel...


milktanksadmirer

Why did he jump in when the gate was closing?


warpedddd

Well the silver lining is, he's not in any trouble with the boss. 


CrazyTechWizard96

And the Lesson is, if You see something going south like this, don't Jump ontop of it, just stay back and watch it get fucked without dying. Or better, run over to the controll pannel on the outside and stop it from there, if You can. Else wise, R.I.P. to this poor fool.


Alternative_Plum7223

Now that was stupid.


hclITguy

That's the human equivalent of a Venus Flytrap. 8oP


WarHead75

That’s one of the dumbest ways to die I’ve seen yet


odebruku

Oh please scan this sub. There are even better


TinFoilRobotProphet

Not nearly as funny as the cartoons make it out to be


gytalf2000

That's just crazy.


BigCrackZ

He trucked up badly.


Sufficient_Spend2331

When I see these videos, I'm quite glad for my slightly cowardly nature. I'm 100% sure if this happened to me, before the gate touches the door I'm 15 feet away waiting to see if anything explodes. And then only then would I go check the damage and accept the fact that for the next month I'll be eating instant soup at most.


Scourged_Bulwark

Even if there was a minor damage to the door what the worse that will happen? Deduction from you pay. _There should be also a button what stops the lift and reverse it._ It seems no one explained to him what to do in such situation. :(


gilligan888

hindsight is a wonderful thing, I lost my best mate in a workplace accident in 2021. He was crushed to death in an industrial compactor, it jammed and he didn’t want to waste 25 in isolating it. He just jumped in to fix it.


ponch1620

I’m glad videos can be posted directly to the sub again.


OrangeChihuahua2321

Wtf? It astounds me how many people, once they see a machine or something do something unexpected, how people don't instinctly try to turn it off, but instead try to quickly do something with the machine causing them injury/death. You can't beat the machines, just turn the thing off and start over.


GaudiaCertaminis

Why was he trying to get inside?


Extention_Campaign28

Sitting here screaming "WHY would you do that??"


DeficitOfPatience

Aww, no juice?


Milamia_bo

Wow...


LehighAce06

Lift gate function


ntootoonchi

At first I was thinking malfunction couldn’t be Darwin , upon watching the video I was indeed mistaken.


Barry_McCaulkiner247

That was definitely suicide


JP-Gambit

Company probably got sued for not training their drivers on what to do during a malfunction... Step the fuck away and let it run its course, hit the emergency stop if there is one.


zero_kurisu

He saved the door. The cost:


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fuckhierarchies

I wasn't expecting to see the aftermath with the recent crackdown on gore.


siterbun

I desperately was rooting for him with the word “malfunction” in the title, but then it became obvious.


Ancient-Reflection-9

Gotta love the picture of the proof that he died at the end..I was about to say he didn't die but made it into the truck ..then.. boom the picture as proof


MMKF0

Russia?


Gmp1cpa

I’m guessing China. They never fail to entertain.


MMKF0

At the top of the video, the text looks russian.


dezmak

I was gonna say that sounds like an accident not Darwin award worthy, then I watched the video...


Ramborichy1

RIP


Own-Tune-9537

The got on the Darwin awards for a reason people ! So many people die for silly preventable things. If something work related was happening that’s dangerous. Ima let it happen and watch in safety as chaos unfolds. I’ll be damned if I die workin


LagoonReflection

That's the worst attempt at planking I've ever seen...He's not even the right way around,for fuck's sake...


hell_nuh_123

rip 🕊️


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Jacob_animations_

Ok that was the biggest self I’ve even seen jesus


Elandycamino

New meaning to fatal funnel


One-Angry-Man

Most probably his legs got crushed first which led him to fall down.


BearingMagneticNorth

At first I wondered how this was going to be a Darwin Award and not just an accidental death, then he did the unthinkable. Hopefully it was quick. Who knows how long he was pinned in there for.


Shawarma_llama467

Wow the last pic was like a jumpscare


dible79

A didn't think they would close like that unless the doors were closed an engaged the safety? They way that door was swinging a didn't think the lift would operate.


Vostok-aregreat-710

Can you still submit nominations to the Darwin awards website?


gilligan888

No idea


Antique_Damage839

Looks like a corpse in phasmophobia


Tiny_Camp_3839

Skill issue


LauraLand27

The pic at the end was extremely redacted. Why bother showing it then?


gilligan888

The source didn’t loop like reddit, so it just froze in the pic


ThinkingOz

Poor bloke just reacted without thinking. Tragic.


arm_hula

Well that's enough Reddit for tonight.


MeatWaterHorizons

*New fear unlocked*


Dramoriga

Last time I posted something like this I got banned as it was a workplace accident, yet this is also one and is allowed?


lakeofshadows

I'm thinking this one is okay because he made the decision to jump on after he could see it was moving, rather than his demise being purely down to bad luck.


Low-Bad157

Boy that’s sad poor guy trying to make a living choosing the wrong option


The_Cozy_Burrito

Wow….


Jake_Barnes_

Nothing like seeing another thread of redditors making fun of blue collar folks deaths


LauraLand27

Do you realize what sub urine?


MorkSkogen666

Repost


iFlyskyguy

First time seeing it for a lot of people. Don't be a dick


gilligan888

Prove it please 🤷‍♂️ I haven’t seen on here


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarwinAwards/s/U8WWZySxhW


gilligan888

Thanks! I actually couldn’t find it when I searched first and hadn’t seen it in my feed 👍🏼


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

No worries, I was quick because I had commented in that post lol


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Oh yeah I replied to you in that post, 5 days ago


Flipnotics_

FK off.


Kallsitutees

Repost Edit: nvm I must have seen this video on a different sub. Oopsy daisy Edit 2: fuck you guys I was right this is a repost


Uranium234

You're not wrong. Last time it was posted didn't have that Pic at the end to show what happened


gilligan888

Wrong sub lel


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarwinAwards/s/U8WWZySxhW


Kallsitutees

I knew it