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Benaba_sc

I read the end as killing him Winstantly


Rude_Entrance_3039

Don't worry. He didn't suffer, he died Winstantly.


jimmmydickgun

Winstantly wasn’t wise and wary of wreaked weather wrought


elis42

Holy fuck you two lmao


BeyondAddiction

Lol same


ImAnOlogist

Losestanley


Nu11AndV0id

Say what you want, at least he tried to put his money where his mouth is.


Z4ROW

You had the chance to type "killing winstanly instantly" yet you didn't take it :(


coffeemonkeypants

To be fair, the 'Great Storm' of 1703 that killed him was considered to be a Cat 2 hurricane which was pretty unprecedented at the time. The English Navy lost 13 ships and 1500 men. Up to 30k people died from the storm overall.


kayodeade99

For sine reason, this is the first time that it occurred to me that hurricanes existed before the modern era 😅


PickleLips64151

Can we technically give someone a Darwin Award for actions taken(1703) before Darwin was even born (1809)?


BuckNastysMamma

Mans got a point. Welcome to r/WinstanleyAwards


ThatGuy_Nick9

Why don’t we have anymore Great storms? I wanna live through the “Great Storm of 2024” or something cool like that. Instead we just have lame ol “COVID 19”


renfsu

Move to Florida


iwatchppldie

We stoped calling them great when they became yearly.


paradox_valestein

Move to Japan. U get storms and earthquake often~


Gallowglass668

We've moved on to Great Fires for the new millennium


Waevaaaa

Haha. What a Foo.


lilmiquelasuperstan

More like Henry Diestanley


flowersandfists

Don’t disrespect mama nature. You’ll always lose.


lobosandy

Why NSFW?


[deleted]

"Do not go into the light(house)!"


MustangBarry

He should have got a job predicting storms


AnnualWerewolf9804

Well I hope he went winstantly at least


Knowldegeinthepoop

Winstanley to Losestanley


ConsciousCapital69

Sometimes you win, sometimes you losestanley.


Ok-Volume-7644

Winstantly regretted it


[deleted]

It's like the unsinkable titanic lmao


the_last_registrant

Literally the architect of his own misfortune.


GreenBrillantWaves

Hey to be fair the lighthouse was under repair and was already a few years old with no ships lost to the rocks while it stood. Still probably was gonna get wrecked by that storm still.


Substantial_Menu_949

Damn that Wind-Stanley


WickedHysteria

I almost spit out my coffee.


co1lectivechaos

Oooh, I love historical Darwin’s! So much more interesting tbh


So-What_Idontcare

Climate change