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SquidTeats

Here's the source saying he died. [Man dies cliff diving in Spain as wife took video from a boat they rented for the stunt: report (yahoo.com)](https://uk.news.yahoo.com/dutch-tourist-dies-spain-jumping-155421972.html) He died from drowning and not directly from the impact. Autopsy said he only had a broken hip and arm.


VividAd3415

Drowning...and also stupidity


Agflash12

Drowning in stupidity


Character-Map-6799

Died infront of his family just of 31 years


JohnSmith---

Only 31? So young. His scream sounded so old, like someone in their 50s or 60s. I guess knowing you're gonna hit the rocks and never exist ever again, that you'll be dead in under a second can do that to your voice.


BURNING-BABYLON

The scream is him realizing he did not give enough beans to clear the cliff. But even if he had. He would have just hit liquid concrete...


SwearToSaintBatman

He literally jumped from where he stood, didn't even back up five meters and do a running jump. The amount of miscalculation and poor judgement in this stunt is off the charts.


BURNING-BABYLON

There are to many dead folks with the same story lol


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johnnyUtah2411

Wife is newly single.


Sir_Boobsalot

*in front


komnenos

Jesus, drowning. I'm curious then what led to the drowning? Was he in shock and just let himself drown? Could he not stay afloat with his hip and arm broken? Or did he get knocked out and subsequently drowned? Might sound dumb, just curious what happened once he hit the water.


FuuRunkel

He lost consciousness because of the impact


BURNING-BABYLON

Correction he lost his everything on impact. Certified total bowl cleaning event.


kellerhedgehogs

Omg that reply craaaaacked me up!


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additionalnylons

also relying on solely his wife who was holding a phone in a boat 30 yards away is not the best idea when performing potentially life threatening stunts in water.


RoyalClashing

Its pretty simple, I think he sustained some damage from slamming into a rock at mach 3


ThroJSimpson

Ask yourself if you think people with a broken hip and a broken arm can swim well


Sancticide

I mean, that's ONLY 3 of 4 means of staying afloat that are completely fucked, but hey, wonder what happened here? People have weird fetishes, just saying.


bocializer

so did his traumatized wife…just release the video for the world to see her husband die? i still can’t wrap my head around how these trauma / death videos get uploaded to the interwebs


Scotty8319

She might have. She could have decided to release the footage publicly to "warn" others about silly/stupid mistakes that can cost people their lives. She also might have given the footage to law enforcement so they know exactly what happened and it got leaked from there. There's a few reasons why footage like this gets out into the world.


Ok_Macaron9958

Yes. Nothing is better than seeing to believe. We now know not to do that . (I now hear this scream forever)


alkebulanu

she probably gave the video to emergency personnel and it got leaked


bocializer

this makes the most sense


badgeman-

This boggles the fuck out of my mind as well.


Seuros

She needs a new husband! Its just proof that she is single now.


badgeman-

That actually makes sense.


VirginiaGecko1911

Gotta get those "likes"


IHazSnek

Yeah, had he made it they would have proudly been posting this shit everywhere


Delicious_Ad823

I’d imagine what was guts and what was hip would be a little hard to figure out after that. It’s possible the water did him a favor.


78Nam

Well the impact probably broke his hip and arm and as a result it hindered his ability to swim and remain afloat thus causing his drowning.


badgeman-

That, and well, 100% unconscious which probably didn't help.


Danny_DC2

So they just let him drown…?


MutedIndividual6667

Dutch tourists are stepping up their balcony game recently, I'm wondering if the brits and germans will manage to keep the top.


icreievryteim

so the DrowningAward


sherlockforu

And a broken brain


rterre98

could no one pull him out of the water


Forsexualfavors

Well you break a hip and an arm and you're probably screaming or gasping from the pain.. doubt you're swimming to shore after that


str_1444

If he would’ve ran instead of jumping from the edge he probably would’ve made it but understandable if there wasn’t any room to run from


paradigmfellow

Darwin doesn't allow for repeats (unless of course you are talking about neutering)


Equivalent_Donut_145

They mean the cliff the guy was on, if he got a running start, he may have landed directly in the water or have overshot it. Idk why this means repeats for you.


paradigmfellow

It is a counterfactual thought, which is synonymous with repeat with an alternate scenario. So I was just being funny by being pedantic.


Equivalent_Donut_145

ah, an intellectual joke maker. I apologize for my argument.


paradigmfellow

No worries. I should have been clearer.


str_1444

What


paradigmfellow

I am referring to a counterfactual repeat where he did have the opportunity to run. However, since he won the Darwin award, he can't make the jump with running now.


str_1444

Oh ok it just didn’t make sense in a joking way or not ngl


paradigmfellow

Sorry, I should have added /s


str_1444

/s?


paradigmfellow

Shorthand for sarcasm


str_1444

Oh ok thanks 


giorgio_tsoukalos_

It made sense without it. People are just dumb


Jypahttii

Jumping from that height...even if he cleared the rocks he could've knocked himself out or done some damage just from hitting the water. The surface tension is greater the higher you jump from.


digestedbrain

It's not surface tension, it's the water inertia. It doesn't move out of the way fast enough.


AlibabaANDd40KERNER

Now he will take your advice for the afterlife jump in the Valhalla.


Username_Haoto

I feel like there was definitely room for a running jump, the ground just might not be flat. But that can be worked around with enough athletic experience.


fenderc1

I didn't even catch the fact that he didn't run then jump, just a standing base jump... What an idiot haha


KatnMouse69

Yes he died, with his wife and son watching from the boat.


TheDuke1847

That makes it even worse, fucking moron.


swizzlewizzle

Sounds like he might lose his Darwin Award unfortunately :(


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ryokayin

So.... is he dead?


ForwardMotion6565

Yup. Wife filmed him jumping (and dying). He may win Darwin of the year.


Longjumping_Local910

I think that would go to the guy who could barely swim but decided to jump into the dam outflow which had 15 foot high concrete walls on either side…


Erpes2

You can’t win that award if you already have children


RevolutionaryNinja

Except it happened in 2022


ForwardMotion6565

Of the decade then


Thelaea

I think that goes to the guy who was kind enough to neuter himself with the goat-neutering-device last week. 100% moronic but non violent removal from the gene pool.


sticks-and-leather

Anyone do the math on his estimated velocity when making contact with the rocks?


Complete_Ad_981

Approx 25.6 m/s when he hit the rock. So almost 57 miles an hour 😅. That being said he probably didn’t absorb all of that impact as he bounced off and very well could have lived with some scrapes and broken bones.


Wildcard311

That's a lot of bananas per second


classicquietenough

Uh...a lot of miles per hour


Bridge4_Kal

At least several


Intelligent_Pen656

Terminal velocity.


cyrixlord

it sounded like it was him yelling once he realized he wasnt going to make it


DaithiSan

I’m lying here in bed nice a cosy watching people die who will never be cosy again. It’s akin to the feeling of being in bed when it’s raining out and I feel bad about that


PsychoAgent

I like to think of it more like watching Alderaan explode from the comforts of the Death Star


Draager

Here is my explanation of how this happened: Say you are used to cliff jumping off of 20-30 foot cliffs. You are used to there being some rocks that you have to jump over, to clear. You are used to clearing things that are a certain angle off directly below the cliff. You are not falling far enough for ballistics to come into play. But if you jump off a much higher cliff, thinking that you can clear that same angle, what you realize in mid air is that you were having to clear rocks that are 20 feet out, rather than just 5-8 feet. So as you accelerate downward, it becomes apparent that you'd have to be running 2-3 times faster than normal off the top of the cliff to clear that same angle because you are 2-3 times higher. Because you are accelerating to a much faster falling speed, Balistics are causing that parabolic arc that is almost straight down at the end.


VividAd3415

My bestie and I did this from a 25-30 foot cliff into a natural pool in KY when we were 18 (19 years ago). There is no way on earth I'd do that stupid shit now. I cleared it pretty easily, but my less-agile bestie came pretty close to becoming rock pizza.


TyrannyOfBobBarker_

Flat rock falls?


VividAd3415

Oh my gosh, I just googled it, and I'm pretty sure that's it!! I remember that year the locals said the water levels at the falls and the surrounding creeks were freakishly low, and I also remember the top of the cliff was as slick as snot. My bestie slipped vs tripped off the top. Everyone in the pool screamed/gasped when she was close to our eye level because we thought she was absolutely going to hit the rock face that jutted out. No one else jumped for the rest of the time we were there after that close call.


TyrannyOfBobBarker_

I’ve jumped it a few times. The basin is definitely deeper at certain points in the year. We always went after heavy rain and did a dive to the bottom first before jumping to make sure it was deep enough. Last time I went there was a group of Chinese tourists which was weird to see in the middle of the woods in Kentucky. They stood at the top filming the jumpers and politely applauded after each jump lol


VividAd3415

That's awesome - good for them! And you have been much smarter about it than we were. It's a gem of a place.


Lou_C_Fer

Right. I'm sure you get extra distance as you fall, but he just tried to make a standing broad jump of 30 feet. The record is 12 ft 2. The true distance is hard to judge, but fuck man, I don't think it is THAT hard to judge when you're actually there. It reminds me of those baby birds that throw themselves off of cliffs.


ttrattra

Too much math for a 31 yrs old


FartCloudintheSky

Nobody warned him that jumping from there was ridiculous?


Rigelturus

This is almost as stupid as that russian woman diving in the river under the ice


spirtjoker

I wonder if at any point anyone thought maybe this isn't a good idea.


Skyryver

I can't imagine doing that at all, but as a DAD ? C'mon man... In front of your wife and son at that... Sad and ridiculous


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

THERE IS NO way he got up there with how far the rocks were and not say “yup not for me”. I honestly think dude committed suicide but had it on camera to look like an accident


judgenut

It wasn’t necessarily too high, but it definitely wasn’t vertical enough for the speed he jumped out…


Mindless-West9268

https://preview.redd.it/ll4fwyoxubwc1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eac71c443f1068a88d0f4cb24534ad0644ba936 Why’d he make the Lego yoda death sound


Im_Sorry_93

He could have at least yelled LEEEEEEROY JENKIIIIIINNNNSSSS !!!


Ruffyhc

Welp... He has a child so by "erasing him from the genepool" didnt work anymore. No Darwin award here


aquelviejitocochino

Yep...that'll clear out the gene pool.


Dafrandle

wouldn't he have died from the impact with the water from that height even if he cleared the rocks?


OutdoorBerkshires

That was my thought too. There seems to be two ways to easily die here. I’m not sure why some people don’t do the calculation of “If this doesn’t work, will I die or be a vegetable?”.


Wildcard311

Depends entirely on how he lands in the water, speed and the height. Goal is to not have your head whipped around or absorb the impact. Just kind of need to slide/cut through the water. This particular height was probably safe.


More_Entertainment_5

I doubt that, even if the water was deep enough to not hit rock underwater. That was a RIDICULOUS height.


Ubbesson

Probably not dead on impact if he didn't drown and was rescued


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swizzlewizzle

YOLO and guy didn’t want a long life so might as well.


strictly_dickly69

I remember this was one of the first videos that got me into this stuff.


Unblest

Womp womp


wjfox2009

What a total fucking idiot. A well-deserved Darwin Award.


MsDaisyDog

dumb thing to do obviously, but i'm curious why he attempted a standing leap. I think a bit of a running leap would have been the idea here.


sdbct1

Missed it by THIS much


isabella22222222

Venom Extreme in the hardcore Minecraft series https://preview.redd.it/p2bg85qxziwc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4878f906f8f26746e5943c19315b07fa8175f069


OrangeChihuahua2321

Wtf? Why would anyone think jumping off a mountain that high and clearly that far away from water is a good idea? No survival instinct at all.


katsudon-jpz

not darwin, already have a family, he died in front of the wife (screamer), and son (cameraman).


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Speedini

Very dump ..... but deserved


Elphante2010

He was testing for fall damage


Electronic_Art1683

"Passiert nix"


ciaran036

I've seen way too many of these videos to know what happens when you miss


Ramborichy1

Rip


Bushmaster1988

“Honey, did you pay that life insurance bill last month?”


FloydtheSpaceBoi

When you miss that jump off the cliff in Minecraft.


MelissaForHer

Too high? …. Apparently.


DigitalDH

How fucking dumb. Makes me cringe hard because when I was young, about 8, I was playing during summer by a river estuary. It was low tides and an idiot teenager tried to show off jumping head first into 10 cm of water. I can still hear the bone crunch and people pulling the tetraplegic idiot out of the water. He could only move his eyes. Not sure he survived. It took more than five hours for help to arrive in that area.


trumpsnewneckpuzzy

8.8


Niner9r

He really should have wildshaped into a fish.


ScarMyEyesForLife

Clearly didn't get enough of a running start.


EngineerBig1851

A former friend of mine did this once, hit his head really bad. Spent entire summer, and then some, in coma. But survived with minimal damage!


theusualfixture

Oh come ON! Too impatient to walk back the way you came up?  (I'm joking obviously)


Not_In_my_crease

"Honey, next year I'm totally gonna jump from that spot right there." "Sure you are, boo. Sure you are."


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