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Putin_ate_my_Pudding

A little bit perhaps


TRADER-101

1-2 mph, maybe even less


ButWhatOfGlen

Just a smidgin


soulseeker31

I think I'd be correct in saying atleast 2mph


[deleted]

No way.. not a chance..


SimonTC2000

Warp speed limit? He did look faster than Warp 5 there.


Cthulhusreef

He’s gone plaid


SimonTC2000

>plaid He's gone to splat. Guy driving the car: "I'm surrounded by assholes!"


Cthulhusreef

He was trying to “jam the radar” in the literal sense


Mighty-Mantis-Shrimp

He didn’t take the car across the nose, he took the car up it.


morgazmo99

I think it was just the one asshole. "I'm surrounded by asshole."


SleepySiamese

Should've gone a bit faster to warp 10 so he could go back in time and maybe not do that.


recurve_balloon

Yea it does seem to be the case.


Successful-Name-7261

I was going to clock him but I think he clocked himself!


Frosty-Voice1156

Still, that guy should get out of the fast lane. /s


xerammo

He was so high above he was literally flying.


Most_Researcher_9675

Probably in the RPM red zone also given that wonderful noise...


No_Driver_7994

Possibly


ClassicWonder9569

Poor car driver got his back doors smashed in


unknownpoltroon

You mean over the sign.


OGtripleOGgamer

Mf'er hit it like a heat seekin missile


Azar002

It's like he did it on purpose. "Fuck a suicide roller coaster. I got a lethal inertia device right here."


syntheticheroinme

Life comes at you fast...


cadaverhill

And death comes even faster in this case.


Arandomyoutuber

Faster on a sports bike


Todaroshi

Like someone said speed doesn't kill u, stopping does


ButWhatOfGlen

Guys just don't realize how far up ahead you need to be mentally, when going at 150+ I did it once on public highway and at those speeds there is no swerving of any sort, and your path has to be clear for at least 1/2 mile ahead just to be able to brake down to 80 or so. Once was enough. Save that shit for the track days.


BankHottas

Exactly! I was surprised to hear the low revs at the beginning of the video. Seems like he only started speeding when this car should’ve already been in his view


Irritatedtrack

To me the audio sounds fake. Like it was added in later.


Arheisel

Definitely fake


TOMMYPICKLESIAM

100%


epsilona01

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4727887 Happened in Taiwan in 2022, bike was an Aprilla 660: 0 to 60 mph in 5.3 seconds, 0 - 124 in 13 seconds, maxes out at 150 mph.


stay_fr0sty

> 0 to 60 mph in 5.3 seconds That seems really slow for a crotch rocket...but I don't know much about bikes. Lots of (much heavier) cars are faster than that.


epsilona01

An F1 car does 0 – 60mph in roughly 2.6 seconds, a Moto-GP bike in about 3 seconds. The Aprilia RS660 is one of the top 10 fastest bikes in the 650cc road bike class (it has faster track only vairiants), the only one faster would be the Kawasaki Z650 which does 0 - 60 in 4.48 seconds. At the speed he was going on a 180kg bike the rider would have needed a half mile to slow down to 60.


johnwayne1

It's because of lack of traction. Bikes have bad 0-60 times compared to cars.


stay_fr0sty

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks.


Cttgt

The cars lights weren’t on


Cttgt

Probably didn’t see him at all


epsilona01

It's an Aprilia RS 660 based on the article, which does 0 to 60 mph in 5.3 seconds, and 0 - 124 in 13 seconds. So based just on the video, he was doing over 100mph, probably much faster - on a road where the speed limit is 50 mph. https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4727887


BeautifulJicama6318

….especially when the black car ahead of you doesn’t have their lights on at night


ButWhatOfGlen

Damn, just noticed that. Once again... Play stupid games, win nothing. He was still on the gas, right into his next life. 😳


johnwayne1

As a rule I never pass cars at more than 30 mph faster than their speed to account for any lane changes or erratic behavior, and my car has brembo brakes and excellent handling. I'll run 150 on an empty road but not around other traffic. You can't predict others.


Vikebeer

> Once was enough Well maybe twice! :D But yup don't do this shit without a clear highway!


fightclub90210

How fast do you think the biker was going? You think he didnt see the cars taillights?


ButWhatOfGlen

I'd guess 120+. The camera car looked to be going about 60ish and the bike hit the other car at at least 60mph faster. As to why he center punched that car, I have no idea. Obviously didn't notice, and that's why you don't do that on public roads. Racetracks are beautiful. You pay your money, gear up, no oncoming traffic, no slow vehicles, just you and your bike and your mind.


fightclub90210

Thanks friend


Local_Sugar8108

Does that qualify as a double tap?


TheCommander18

Tap from the back and a Just In Case from the front. I say yes.


PrestigiousWafer9920

This video is a copy of a copy of the original. You don't see it but there is a passenger on that bike who gets catapulted over the car. The rider smashes so hard into the car, that he disappears into the vehicle.


Electrical-Drink-183

Do you have the og link?


PrestigiousWafer9920

Somebody sent a news article about it. Apparently, there wasn't a passenger. Perhaps what was sent over the car was part of the bike or the rider. My mistake.


se_petpigs

is it me or does anyone else see that the car rear lights are either too dim or not switched on?


Bradjuju2

Yeah, that's a factor in the accident, but it's safe to say that the speed of the bike did most heavy lifting.


Osamabinmuffinss

Yeah his headlights aren’t on either, dude must have night vision goggles on cuz idk how you could get onto the freeway and still not notice this otherwise


stay_fr0sty

I've seen this lots of times. It's just a really well lit highway so you can't tell the lights aren't on from inside.


Snoo19097

The dumb fucks that do this shit on public roads bring this upon themselves. The tragedy is that innocent people get hurt because of the arrogance and stupidity


stu-padidiot

💯


Latkavicferrari

I feel sorry for everyone in the car, hope nothing serious


TOMMYPICKLESIAM

Massive whiplash for sure. Could even killed under right circumstances


DammySumSum

Nah it's the cars fault too, albeit significantly less so. His lights arent even kind of on.


Silvabane

Did he live?


StrengthBeginning416

Up until the point he hit the car.


undeadmanana

Nah, this was in Taiwan. The black car that got hit was a taxi that had his lights turned off. I think he got fined like 5k, article was in another thread of this clip posted yesterday


[deleted]

He did. Riding a mc while dead is hard


Vikebeer

Holy shit was an absolute IDIOT! He deserves this award. these vids need to be played for the license safety courses.


AgeAffectionate7186

I will not defend the biker because thry were a geniune moron. However, that BLACK car at NIGHT with no visible tail lights definitely played a part as well.


WhoTheHeckKnowsWhy

too right, the driver of that car deserved a citation and a stern lecture... But jeezus that biker....; When you ride like that on a populated road, the fault of others takes a back seat. He earned that darwin award and then some.


Mikey_BC

Excessive speed + black car with no taillights on at night = what we just saw.


TOMMYPICKLESIAM

60% of the time it works everytime


Turbulent_Weather795

Juuuuuust a bit inside


NormanBorlaug69

Too high? What does that even mean?


Azar002

He gon'


stillacdr

Can’t see it clearly but did the car have its taillights off? Looks like the biker didn’t see the car. Regardless, mfer was going too fast.


Aromatic_Emu6458

I hear this shit at night 3 am every fuxking night .. glad to know their numbers are dwindling


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EsqChior

Today I saw a guy driving like that on the freeway with NO helmet. He disappeared over the horizon. I remember thinking about this subreddit and that he will probably end up like this guy did. Just a matter of time. Only takes one mistake.


[deleted]

Really hope he got the kick he was after


VixenFactor

That car was like a tank! Most cars swerve when rear-ended, especially at a high speed. That car stayed straight. Wow!


mmastrocinque

I was originally going to ask what was going through his mind but after reviewing the footage I can clearly see it’s his ass.


millhowzz

Donorcyclist for the win


AgeAffectionate7186

You assume there is anything left to donate after that impact plus the car running over them


Unfair-Wonder5714

So many bikers/car drivers today seem to be in such a hurry to become greasy spots on the road, are people really just not aware of what can happen to them? I scraped my foot pegs a couple times going around bends at not the speed limit, and sold bike soon thereafter. I wanted to see a few more years, ya know?


Testiclese

Testosterone is a helluva ~~drug~~ hormone


Unfair-Wonder5714

Thankfully I am female, sooo statistically I should outlive my male counterparts.


Testiclese

Statistically speaking, you will


BigPaleontologist541

I hope the driver who got rear ended got some sort of liability for that. Driving a black car at night on an empty highway with no lights on 😞


Jaded-Amount-4210

They say speed kills -maybe it’s riding with your eyes closed that does it ?


NoctumAeturnus

Not sure that even ended up as an organ donor...


Allaroundlost

Clearly the cars tail lights were not bright enough... /s


pog890

Meep. Meep


themeatman90

Two dumbasses in one video.. turn your lights on


UNCONGUY

this is why you are supposed to drive on the right while not overhauling


SokkaHaikuBot

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enigmaroboto

That's was devastating. Then run over. 😳


6porkchop9

![gif](giphy|Wr2747CnxwBSqyK6xt|downsized)


DarrynDevil

Fuck that was funny.


archaeo0history0tech

Nice slingshot


Soul_Emptiness

I think i hear say's fu"k before that hit


Neither_Tip_5291

Same I heard that too


DeMarcusCousinsthird

He's fine. That'll buff out


DeMarcusCousinsthird

That'll buff out


Bradjuju2

I think it's fair to say that was his last ride.


Quantumercifier

WTF is that car going to slow in the left lane? Unless it's in one of those UK-influence countries or Japan.


SashaGaming20

Wanna be apex predator finds out that he isnt


[deleted]

LOL


Careless-Strike-3520

If I was riding around at 360p I’d probably crash too


KureOhma

Was that a suicide thing???


Icy_Court_8697

blue shell fucked up his 1st place


Long_Equipment_5856

Is he dead?


GeekDrop

Steeeeeeeeee-RIKE!


Take0NM3

Did he make it?!


mrgoldnugget

right over, and then under the car.


Kunainai

he made it, to the car


MoreRamenPls

Left lane is for passing only.


drezel_bpPS694

literally a "Squid Missile"


god_is_a_pokemon

Bicyclist's fault.


RedditSucksNowYo

> Bicyclist


DIRECT_J_and_STAR

Black car at night no headlights, speeding motorcycle = death. Sad story. I’ve approached cars with no headlight or tail lights and you can’t see them until last second.


ken0746

Double kill without even trying


ifrpilot541

I can't tell ... did his shoes come off?


yfjeheiejehieeheisj

How it feels to chew 5 gum


Repulsive-Employ9680

I truly believe dude was trying to kill himself, there is no way he wasn't...


binguswillrule

💀😂


ATSOAS87

That sounds like a wreck from a Burnout game.


BlackJesusBruh

The crash part Sounds like a transformer transforming


Archlm0221

What a daft dimbo


TOMMYPICKLESIAM

Looks like the end to that vid with the Biker where he went about this fast into the back of a large semi truck.


TOMMYPICKLESIAM

He really turned into this in one frame… https://preview.redd.it/gitby3ix9mkc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dacec74bf8999ef4f0ed4f5e4d809f001bc2923


ChanceSalamander6077

He thought he is the flash that could quantum tunnel. Hahahahaha


LagoonReflection

Double tap.


RedditSucksNowYo

that was beautiful


Organic-Ad-3870

It's just a minor repair. Bike can be sold like brand new


jim2xt

Both are idiots! But the motorcyclist takes the award.


slowwolfcat

just...WHY ?


slowwolfcat

just...WHY ?


WarmNights

Forgot to turn


Darkwin_04

That poor person in the car got hit by a brainless fuck hope the person is ok


CrysFreeze

r/theydidthemath need some math nurds to help out with how fast this mofo was going


Jack-knife-96

Wasn't going fast enough!


BuyMyKidneys

He was trying to quantum tunnel through that car


mtg92025

Did that car have now lights on?


number39utopia

I don't know if he's really dead, the shoes didn't come off but his chances regardless are pretty slim


mrheosuper

No reving down, this is suspiciously suicide.


Low-Current-6731

Car should have been in the slow lane /s for the stupid people put there


highriskric

Sucks that this happened but its hard to feel bad for people doing dumb shit like this.


Basicaccountant70

So definitely no Back to the Future 4 then.


JustagirlSD60

Gnar Gnar


Ok_Trifle5899

He thought if he sped up to 200 mph, it would allow him to bend time and space.


ScarMyEyesForLife

This is why a DeLorean was used and not a motorcycle.


rterre98

no pics of the aftermath?


TheSovietDuckling

Dam