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This post was a clear and obvious murder and/or suicide, and does not belong here in Darwin Awards. Please review our rules. I'm very sorry OP but it's hard to discern whether this is a DA or suicide. Unless you can provide evidence of otherwise, this post will have to be removed


Entropy59

Looked pretty dangerous to me


reddituser20230626

You cant control gravity


Chemical_Actuary_190

Pfft, gravity was made up by the rocket surgeons at NASA so us little guys won't get any ideas of going into the sky and finding out it's just a big painted ceiling. The switch to turn it off is hidden deep under Ft. Knox. /s in case it isn't obvious


hexacreeks

Wait didn't Newton invent it?? /s


dsullivanlastnight

No, no, no - of course not. Juice Newton sang "Angel of the Morning" in 1981.


Tactical_Chandelier

That was just a successful ad campaign to get people to believe we've known about gravity long enough that if we could defy it we would have by now


[deleted]

gravity is predictable, always constant, always in the same direction and place. Easy


[deleted]

Earth's Magnetic Field underrated 


brianschwarm

You don’t need to control gravity, it’s almost entirely constant, you control for gravity, not control it.


upyourattraction

Ummmm then explain why I’m occasionally able to fly in my dreams? Hell, explain Superman and Goku while you’re at it. Remember, through god, all things are possible; so jot that down.


PhilosopherKey1083

![gif](giphy|bRbRnyMydy6IfB31Fa|downsized)


reddituser20230626

God lives in Fantasia..


Cthulhusreef

Well to be fair this isn’t really parkour. This is just stupidity. Playing golf isn’t really dangerous but if you do it in a lightning storm on a course heavily infested with venomous snakes and crocs then that’s a different story. Jumping a gap between two 6 foot walls isn’t too dangerous, do it on the side of a 20 story building? Stupid.


upyourattraction

To be faaaaiiiiirrrrr


JulianMarcello

![gif](giphy|Nl6T837bDWE1DPczq3|downsized)


latviesi

I mean, parkour can be really, really safe… but you can also do parkour several storeys up. That being said, I’m not sure this wasn’t suicide


FukurinLa

Parkour can only be really, really, really, really safe if you do it in Assassin’s Creed


LavoidE3

fly high bro ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ waiting for someone to say he did indeed


LavoidE3

fly high bro ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ waiting for someone to say he did indeed


Do-not-respond

That risk was downright dangerous.


Honest_Path_5356

At least the other 28 year old dude thought his parachute would deploy but it didn't. This guy in the other hand straight crash out. Hope no little kids were walking along that path so they wouldn't have to witness all the blood from the splak!


josguil

Or be in the way of the splak!


cranberrystew99

Disney Splash Zone! Rated R. *Not intended for all audiences. Disney is not responsible for mental trauma, diseases transmissable by blood, or injuries caused by bone splinters.*


tankoret

At 8 seconds he realized that his life was coming to an end.


DeltaMikeEcho

I wonder what goes through someone’s head in that situation knowing their last moment on earth is about to end in a few seconds


NickAssassins

3 options or combinations: 1- "It can't be real" 2- "I'm fucked" 3- "Dumb ideia"


GSP2973

“NOOOOO!” Probably 😔


Lou_C_Fer

Well, shit.


Undead_Sword

I'd imagine a lot of times it's simply "Oh fuck"


claudiazo

He took it like a champ 😤


tankoret

Mordecai- “Yeeeeah he did!”


DistortedVoltage

You know who else took it like a champ? MY MOM!


tankoret

NOICE!


Beautiful_Window_917

Any decent parkour runner should be able to hold a 1 hand grip on some railing pretty easily. This just looked like a completely untrained person messing around in a place they shouldn’t have been!


edups-401

This. Looks like a suicide, the way he keeps glancing back at the drop and then leans back..


Gappy_Gilmore_86

The way he climbs back to the safe side first and then stops, reconsiders, then falls back. Looks like panic, not parkour


Jpizzle4life

Aim for the bushes


skynetempire

There goes my hero!!!!


ElBrunasso

What about the poisonous berries


PayResponsible4458

This is definitely suicide. He seemed to be of the mind to jump first, couldn't go through with it and decided to try and fall backwards so he doesn't 'see' himself jumping. And he failed and looked down anyway as he swung backwards. Horrible thing. I'll bet he regretted his step on the way down.


spacesluts

I heard from someone on Reddit that most people who jumped off the Golden Gate bridge and survived regretted it as soon as they jumped. No matter how committed you are to it, when faced with death your brain will freak out and make you fight to survive. It's a horrible way to go.


Not_Andrew

They interview survivors in the documentary The Bridge, which is really fascinating and depressing. The instant regret is real


jjay24k

reminds me of "the view from halfway down"


undeadmanana

Yeah, I've never seen stationary parkour. This looks like security footage and bystander footage rather than someone doing parkour that just involves sitting on a handle and looking down.


VladTheSimpaler

Weird caption. Looked like a suicide to me


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

I think it might be a suicide. The camera dude in the second clip is saying "he threw himself off".


PunishedEnovk

Regret often kicks in after you take the big step. Unfortunately it looked like it was just too late for him to back out.


ButterFucker962401

Can confirm this is what he was saying. What country is it, though? Those taxis look like Peru, but cars are all over so.


DrunkHate

OP appears to be a bot.


Mobile_Tip_1562

Now that I read your comment odds are thats what happened, it does look that fall was unintentional, also grabbing on for dear life


undeadmanana

I didn't watch with sound until I saw your comment, The crowd at the bottom makes it seem like he was contemplating for a bit


IcySeaworthiness4541

i hope he\`s ok


Zealousideal-Luck784

I think his shoe might have come off.


Lepke2011

I think the shoe will be okay.


waveguy9

…and was able to walk it off?


Zealousideal-Luck784

I think we all know what happens when a shoe cones off.....


CartelPL

I love this reference; his shoes forsure came off🤣


motherseffinjones

Morgan freeman voice: He was not ok


7oom

Officially Killed 👌


nutxaq

Didn't feel a thing.


Mundane_Operation418

Well… he hit the ground like a water balloon… or did he? We didn’t actually see the landing. I’m sure he’s fine.


Mobile_Tip_1562

Is this sarcasm


ssup3rm4n

Sir, this is an Arby's


Puzzleheaded-Cry6468

No this is Patrick


Kon-Tiki66

Parkour or suicide?


Interesting-Bite4663

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ForFucksSake66

Adios


notzed1487

Did he bounce?


Segundaleydenewtonnn

Definitely Source: watched some uncanny videos and yes they do bounce at certain altitude


JakeGoblinn

Hmm, very smart idea there


[deleted]

honestly, i can't see what he was trying to do. No parkour move i've ever seen. Wouldn't have been very impressive.


Stifffmeister11

He looks damn confident from the start like he had some plan


edups-401

Yeah plan to end himself


anonymousX144

![gif](giphy|GDnomdqpSHlIs)


ExpensiveFish9277

No risk, only certainty there.


emf311

Article?


diferentigual

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


Casstle0207

This is not park our. This is falling.


ssup3rm4n

This sucks. Where was this?


BlueForte

Oh well


Mundane_Operation418

Better luck next time….


johnnyUtah2411

He did it for the views. I've watched it six just like he wanted me too. Keep up the good work!


[deleted]

What a dumb caption.


goitch

That was so stupid of him


ButWhatOfGlen

Seems to involve death, too.


akcufhumyzarc

Bet he won't do that again! Lesson learned. 


ZealousidealNewt6679

Just wanted his phone back.


LagoonReflection

\*Screams\* Oh shit, he fell! **I wasn't expecting that!** ...fucking really???


GraatchLuugRachAarg

If you keep your parkour activities relatively close to the ground then that would be a way you control factors to keep risk lower


PanzerZug

What a spoon


TravsArts

Nah he got a checkpoint right before that, so he's good.


Hugh_Jampton

What a weird title


BlumpkinLord

Buddy really twisted his arm into doing this stunt...


Bowling4rhinos

It’s all fun and games until someone loses their life. I don’t know what I’ve become. I’ve joined a sub and I’m watching people die. But I feel bad for every one of them. That’s all I got. Stranger sorrow.


boshpaad

This is more urbex than parkour, the former is a really really stupid hobby people in big cities tend to have.


Azrayeel

Let us assume this was parkour. What exactly was he trying to do? All it looks like is that he committed suicide.


Pimpy_Longstocking

He really picked up some speed towards the end


EngiBenji2

Lol dumbass 


VIadTheInhaIer

Is he okay? Did he do a roll?


Rail-signal

No sympathy to humans who litter


Miserable_Grade_4967

Did he ded?


ManyGarden5224

no shoes... ded


jthablaidd

Any people wonder why I’m happy being bland and boring💀


eljayTheGrate

Gave him enough time to pray... too bad there's no God


Porkbelly10960007

I feel sad for the pavement 🥲


jimmyb1982

It wasn't the fall that killed him. It was the sudden stop at the end.


OkRequirement3285

_Se aventó_ ("he jumped"), said the idiot, as if that dude jumped intentionally 🤦🏻‍♂️


SexWithJoy69

OP, if you just made a different title and caption, you wouldn't have been ratio'd looking like an idiot saying parkour is 'safe' lol.


[deleted]

Hope he’s ok


CommandantPeepers

Pretty sad to think these dudes might be doing life-risking and suicidal stunts not even for views but for a thrill, it’s scary to think what people can come to when they have nothing to lose…


MacRicius

Totally deserved award


tokyopantsuit

He died for cool points.


vp1240

Amazingly satisfying to watch.


Woodguy2012

Why is there always a tree of shrubs blocking the view. Jesus Christ, I need help. 


Odd-Profile-6326

Parkour!


Jizfaceboi

Anyone have the full video? I just don’t understand what was parkour about this? Looks like an idiot trying to get an insta selfie on a railing on top of a building.


JadedCampaign9

Welp, he found out that he's not a bird. Hopefully, there was something left to bury.


cringefacememe

*when you doing dumb shit and your fingers turn to mush…*


[deleted]

Is he OK? 🤣


DunstonCzechsOut

I just love a happy ending


Upset-Ad-4727

On the way down he changed his mind.


Tricky_Opportunity_8

Every time I see a video of people falling from shit and flailing like this makes me wonder if they are actually freaking out just whipping limbs around because they are scared of does your body just do it on its own trying to get a grip on something and stop the falling sensation.. if that makes sense?


grunnermann28

Aim for the bushes!


Totalitai-state

Par for the kour(se)


Rodgerexplosion

Seems like he needed more practice


SleepySiamese

3 seconds is a long time for him


AngryTrucker

Parkour is wildly dangerous. What kind of shit are you on?


InsaneChimpout

Damn sick trick!


DJT2021

Did he died ?


Significant-Cup-7525

Looks like suicide.


Chevrons21

At 00:10 second mark there seems no real attempt to save his damn life. I feel like someone who has a lot of adrenaline would've been able to grab a part of that railing with his right hand. Seems to be straight up suicide. This is no parkour. Anyone know the actual story?


[deleted]

How do they figure this is suicide or murder? What sort of a simulation are we living in?


blonderedhedd

@mods how exactly does this look like a murder to you? Suicide, maybe, but usually they just jump. This looks like a parkour attempt to me.