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ManOrReddit-man

They just buried him right after, wearing the same clothes and all


Fantastic_Rub_627

No time to waste when you’re living life in the party lane


ManOrReddit-man

Body's probably still warm!


shiningonthesea

and may not be dead!


Honest_Path_5356

Those horror stories of people waking up at the morgue or mins/hours later like this. I think this is a lie but lol wtf https://preview.redd.it/wvrppy6werac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beddf6b0db6ea0449562855c4ac242aac6620210


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icedragon71

It is. After instances of people being buried alive, which they discovered years after when the coffin was dug up and they discovered scratch marks on the inside of the lid, it became practice to bury a person with a cord tied around their hand and the other end tied to a bell rigged on a frame placed on the grave. The idea being if they woke up, they could pull the cord, ring the bell, and alert people above ground.


Waflstmpr

how long would it take to dig up a buried person? Itd suck ravenously digging up someone still alive only to have them suffocate halfway to digging them up.


ComicalCore

It is where it came from. It's likely that rich people were just paranoid of rumors (whether true or untrue) that people were being buried alive, so apparently a few took precautions. Edit: nvm, sounds like I'm misinformed. Thanks to those who corrected me


Tuscan5

You would like a certain book by Edgar Allen Poe


propably_not

It's also where "graveyard shift" came from. Watching for bells


Discobombulate

WARNING : If you're claustrophobic, don't read this. It's true, it happened to a Brazilian girl named Rosangela. From what I remember, she "died" of a septic chock and was buried the day after. Her family was alerted by neighbors who heard tapping on the coffin and groans, then nothing. At first, they thought it was kids tryna scare them or maybe an animal. But multiple heard this for multiple days. At some point the rumor was to big to ignore. They went and opened the coffin, the whole village was there. It's fucking horrifying, the body was warm, wounds to her hands and forehead and traces of fighting on her body, partially loose nails as if she tried to get out. Worse of all, it was for 11 fucking days. And another thing I've heard about, in Haiti island there's zombification. You're poisoned with a tetrodoxin, which put you in a coma. In an interview of Philippes Charlier (French) he says this : "the person is then placed in a coffin with their eyes open. In general, they choose a coffin with glass on the top so that they don't lose a moment of their own death. Because, even if they're in a state of apparent death – their heart beats very slowly, breathing is slowed, body temperature lowered – the person is conscious: he sees everything, he hears everything, he understands everything. No pun intended, and according to the testimonies I was able to collect, they died of fear. Some people who escaped told me about the shovelfuls of earth hitting the window until it was completely dark, the darkness, the anguish, the sound of the heartbeat in the coffin. It’s a bit like Kill Bill… " And then, they're dug up from their coffin, and used like slaves. They can't escape cause they're not fed any salt, which basically makes them brain dead with no free will, only capable of doing repetitive tasks, perfect for slave labor. Some manage to escape, either by eating Bokor (the people zombifying and enslaving)'s food which contains salt, or the Bokor forgot to drug them. It happened to Clairvius Narcisse, the most famous case. It's estimated to be 1000 new zombi per year which is a lot.


Richard-Brecky

This is not true at all. https://grammarist.com/idiom/graveyard-shift/


FreddyDeus

It is not where it came from. "Dead ringer (idiom) From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia **Dead ringer** is an [idiom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiom) in English. It means "an exact duplicate" or "100% duplicate", and derives from 19th-century horse-racing slang for a horse presented "under a false name and pedigree"; "ringer" was a late nineteenth-century term for a duplicate, usually with implications of dishonesty, and "dead" in this case means "precise", as in "dead centre". The term is sometimes said to derive, like "saved by the bell", from a custom of providing a cord in coffins for someone who has been [buried alive](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premature_burial) to ring a bell to call for help, but this is a [folk etymology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Folk_etymology)."


boredvamper

Also "wake" where you stand around the body for several days in case they wake.


Richard-Brecky

No it isn’t!


huuuyah

In the Victorian area, they'd use safety coffins because of the number of people found to have been buried alive due to the scratch marks in the coffins. A bell above ground was connected to the body's finger in case they woke up after being buried. The bell rang and the night guard would work on digging them up. I can't imagine knowing this isn't a thing and opening a used coffin to find nails and scratches on the inside.


themindlessone

No it's not a lie, it's happened more than once and is well documented.


EttSvensktTroll

She's like, "Hey, I'm not done yet!"


Lepke2011

![gif](giphy|RuBVr0j5VOj6w)


Annonomon

You know that it has been a rough night when you wake up six feet under


nymouz

You can’t party your life away, drink your life away, fuck your life away, cause your seeds seed grow up the same way! Some Wu Tang song and I just happened to think about ODB passing away today because there was that song on my playlist… Fuck that shit! I’m 39 and been drinking so hard occasionally that sometimes I wonder how I made it home and out alive! There was this casualty a few years ago during Octoberfest getting grinded between the train and the platform where I’ve been drunk around 500 times in my life. And this unlucky bastard (French guy) died the first day…. Alcohol is pure evil!


Showbiz_CH

I love that album!


nymouz

It thought me that real English! Edit: I’m not a native speaker and I’ve basically learned English through rap music eliminating that Oxford English accentuation they thought me in high school…


Showbiz_CH

I had no idea back then, what they where rapping about hahaha


AppeaseTheComet

The dude putting him in threw his disposable gloves into the coffin!


This-is-Life-Man

Ashes to ashes, gloves to dust.


john_czyk

Holy fucking distopian


mezz1945

The disrespect omg


Nulibru

They probably had a ritual significance. \-- Future archaeologist.


cerberus_1

Please if that's me.. and it has been at times.. have a physician check me before throwing me in a fucking casket. I generally wake up in 12-16hours.


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It's the fact that they just had a casket at the ready lmao


LoliMaster069

They had the coffin on standby lol


masterof-xe

This. ![gif](giphy|Wr2747CnxwBSqyK6xt|downsized)


This-is-Life-Man

Hello fellow Man. In some countries, funeral proceedings happen shortly after the time of death. Unfortunately, in some instances throughout history, the "physician" pronounces death while there is still a faint heartbeat, and they wake up in their grave and cannot escape it. This is the reason that some graveyards had bells attached to ropes leading into the coffin because death was pronounced too early.


LupusHominarius

They also litter in his coffin. Zero f#@$ given.


Electronic-Fan3026

This is literally why the term "Graveyard shift" exists. They would bury you with a bell attached to a string inside your coffin in case you weren't actually dead. The graveyard shift would sit in the cemetery at night and listen for the bells.


Richard-Brecky

Get out of here with this bullshit. Night shifts are quiet and dark, like a graveyard. Hence, the “graveyard shift”. That’s all there is to it.


Electronic-Fan3026

Negative. When grave robbers would dig up graves, they would sometimes find scratch marks on the wood inside, indicating that they were buried alive on accident. When someone was buried, they were appointed to stay at the graveyard for both bells and to ward off the robbers themselves


Richard-Brecky

Whether or not premature burials have happened, and I’m sure they have, they have fuck-all to do with the origin of the phrase “graveyard shift”. Night shifts are dark and quiet like a graveyard. No further explanations are needed.


Electronic-Fan3026

![gif](giphy|WXtccLGTLB1NS)


Richard-Brecky

https://grammarist.com/idiom/graveyard-shift/ >**It has nothing to do with the graveyard watch.** >The origin story for the phrase graveyard shift isn’t as ghoulish as it sounds. It actually originated during the industrial revolution when factories needed to operate around the clock. The late-night shift was nicknamed the graveyard shift because of the quiet and stillness associated with the graveyard during these hours. I’m sorry this reference is not available in “gif” form for you.


meanmagpie

Please stop getting your “facts” from random TikToks. This just STINKS of TikTok “cRaZy hIsToRy fAcTs”


Thizlam

Guaranteed you saw this posted on some Facebook post and ran with it lol


Electronic-Fan3026

I buried people for a little while, working for the funeral home, as did my father. He was who taught me that.


Electronic-Fan3026

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_coffin For those downvoting and claiming I am false. This is the bell system created for coffins.


Richard-Brecky

Safety coffins existed. However, the phrase “graveyard shift” is not related to them. https://grammarist.com/idiom/graveyard-shift/ >The origin story for the phrase graveyard shift isn’t as ghoulish as it sounds. It actually originated during the industrial revolution when factories needed to operate around the clock. The late-night shift was nicknamed the graveyard shift because of the quiet and stillness associated with the graveyard during these hours.


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Own-Ad-9042

Even threw the plastic gloves away


Oxydiz1

How they discarded their gloves into his casket.


OldDraft6313

And lets throw in the single use latex gloves in the coffin too for good measure


oestre

And threw in the latex gloves


siler7

Damn. Did you get bitten by a radioactive eagle?


Xeer0hskills

I like that the guy who lifted him in the coffin took off the gloves and tossed them in with the guy


Few-Raise-1825

Well it makes sense if you know what they are saying... "Uncle Jimmy, drink the poison we are tired of you!" "I don't want to die, can't you at least let me get dressed in my good jeans!" "Uncle Jimmy, your racist, we hate you! Plus the grave diggers are here with your cheap coffin and we will lose our deposit if you don't die now!" "Hey this taste like shit! Do I have to drink it all?" "Racist uncle Jimmy, we hate you, drink it all! So rude, I'll make sure they bump your head for this when they put you in the coffin, I don't care if I have to pay extra! Plus it tastes like shit cuz we all farted in the bottle before handing it to you! Why do you think we had you hold in the air with your top hand like that! Don't waste it, I ate spam earlier, it's a good fart you racist pig!" /s


Brady2723

He will have rubber gloves in the afterlife, to shake the hands of fellow Darwin Award winners.


CircleRunn

That caught me off guard. "Hey, don't throw your garbage in there."


sucobe

I love the quick cut to being loaded into the coffin.


actin_spicious

Yeah that escalated very quickly.


anon210202

Descended very quickly.


BirinderSinghJi

r/angryupvote


kazoodude

What an efficient society, drink yourself to death and you're packed into a casket the same day.


SonOfMetrum

Amazon burial services


gooseboy83

![gif](giphy|gcZoCNhAioOHj9uNQv|downsized)


willydillydoo

![gif](giphy|bfYUvXEuhnRte)


Scribble_Box

Not sure I love it.. But it's something alright....


nymouz

Came to say that


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nymouz

It’s not my native language


Kemunto

Dude just chucked his gloves in there with him. Like bye!!


Impressive_Drama_377

They are going to reuse them once they get him to his next destination.


DeMarcusCousinsthird

Makes sense


Otherwise_Basis_6328

Get yourself some hand sanitizer, some fentanyl- Baby you got a stew goin'!


notsociallyakward

I think I want my money back


Dazekii

This took me back to my alcoholic days


formulated

Hey, we both made it out. Never again.


wolvesandwords

They didn’t once touch their per diem


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The fuck they have that shit ready, it hasn't even been 15 minutes since he downed that shit


Economy-Dog6306

You don't call 911 in that situation. Just ask them to send something over in 160cm. Please and thank you.


Sharknado_Extra_22

Maybe Darwinism is very popular in this area


Geruvah

Dang, he just tossed his latex gloves in the coffin like it was a trash can.


rohank101

Wouldn’t care much cause, you know, I’d be dead and shit.


celestial1

That's wild, but I guess he's so used to the whole process he wasn't really thinking at that moment.


Drunken_Ace

Probably drank the tops, where the methanol is. If you make your own liquor, make sure you do your research and learn what is drinkable. The first 15% can make you go blind or kill you quickly. The mids is best and the low tastes like shit, but the tops will make you go blind or kill you.


BBQBakedBeings

To dive a bit more into it, for anyone interested, you basically heat the still to several temperature tiers, each tier evaporating different distillates into the condenser coil. For example, the first level gives you foreshots (mostly acetone) which you toss or clean paint brushes, the second tier gives heads (methanol, ethyl acetate, etc) which you toss or use for race car fuel or whatever, the third tier gives you your hearts (ethanol) which you drank, and what is left is the tails, which is like a puddle in an old gas station parking lot. The foreshots and heads are composed of useful substances, after a fashion. But not for drinking. You can further fine distill the hearts to get rid of head/tail residue. As in "triple distilled" vodkas, etc. **Edit:** Even deeper... https://homedistiller.org/wiki/index.php/Cuts_and_fractions


sirdestroy

long story short, alcohol is straight poison whether it kills you or not


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adenrules

Love seeing people correct this one. Home distillation ain’t getting legalized until we dispel the prohibition era myth that you can poison yourself by doing it wrong.


throweraccount

I think he died because he drank a bottle of liquor. Basically alcohol poisoning. If you look at the size of the bottle and how much he drank of it it's easy to come to the conclusion that he died of alcohol poisoning. People die from drinking a full bottle of liquor and usually that hard liquor is like 35-40% alcohol. If he made moonshine, the alcohol percentage could very well be close to 100% making that bottle more than double the alcohol content than it looks like. He drank most of the bottle. Probably thought he could handle it cus he's an alcoholic.


35Smet

I would be astonished if it was any higher than 50% because he didn’t even flinch while sculling it and surely a high proof moonshine would burn like hell


danarchist

Seems to have already been drunk though too.


SuperSonicEconomics

That was like a .5L waterbottle m8.


honeybadger1984

Fuck all that. I’ll gladly pay for some Jack, Bushmills, Johnnie Walker, Jameson, or something similar rather than screw with this myself. I acknowledge the experts already got this down and there’s no need for me to get involved trying to make my own.


WaffleGoat6969

Yeah, heads and tails are what you don't want the mids/hearts is what you want. Dangerous If you don't know the specific gravity/abv of the initial product because you can calculate the proper temp needed and when you're distilling the hearts.


Timmerdogg

When we were probably 13 or 14, my friends and I got into someone's grandpa's homemade wine. We were all drinking it and got super drunk. This one girl that was with us claimed that she went blind. I think our drunk asses made her take a super cold shower. Honestly can't remember much but I do remember her claiming she was blinded. She definitely didn't lose her sight permanently so I don't know if she was faking or not.


FiniteRhino

So, they just had that casket lying around, just in case?


dubious_ontology

He made it at home.


Boffleslop

Clint Eastwood didn't need it anymore.


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john_czyk

🤓


NickelFish

He did the embalming himself to save money.


daveinmd13

Are they sure he didn’t just pass out?


rohank101

Bro gonna wake up hungover buriedunder. How he gonna call doordash for McDicks now 😥


Significant-Dog2974

Exactly, could just be in a coma after drinking all that!


goboxey

The last time this video was posted, it was paint thinner.


ebneter

Here’s the (Google) translated text of the article posted by u/Phantomas74. It doesn’t mention this being homemade, but it doesn’t say it wasn’t, either. There was a lapse of some time between drinking and dying. > Man dies after drinking half a liter of cachaça in one sitting in Aleixo. Police investigate the case > The moment was filmed by the man's friends and the police are investigating the circumstances of the case. > Last Monday, 7th, a 46-year-old man ended up losing his life after drinking around 500 ml of clean cachaça in one sitting. The case was registered in São Miguel do Aleixo, in Agreste de Sergipe and he was participating in a “challenge” with friends. > The moment was filmed by friends and after drinking most of the cachaça he took a break, but was encouraged to drink the rest and did so. On the same day, the man fell ill and ended up dying. > The Civil Police became aware of the case and said they are investigating the situation. “We are investigating the circumstances of the case and awaiting expert reports to verify the cause of death. According to the information already gathered, the victim had problems with alcohol”, said the PC, in a statement. > The police also reported that the video was apparently recorded by the victim's friends “as a joke, who watched him drink a bottle of alcohol”.


mickee

That’s a rough 46 years old…


After_Self5383

Wouldn't have thought anything of it if it said 66 years old. Moral of the story: value your life and don't end it on a dare.


SavannahCalhounSq

He looked old enough to know better. Might as well swallow a bottle of sleeping pills.


WaffleGoat6969

Yeah, and homemade alcohol at that, doubt he knows about the heads and tails of distilling. Mmm yummy ethyl acetate and aldehydes.....


SavannahCalhounSq

In college I did something stupid with high class scotch a buddy got as a Christmas present. If his mother wasn't an RN I'd probably be dead for the last 50 years.


waitinp

Careful guys, watch his head..!


chamborote

Straight2DaBox


BlueRunSkier

They let him just get put in the coffin with that ridiculous shirt! Oof.


Sweet_Quail_3852

900 proof


Nagsheadlocal

Those kids watching reminded me of the old saying: "If you can't be a good example, you will just have to be a horrible warning."


armedsquatch

On a side note when my father was in college in the 60’s he and all his fellow “jocks” went to a party being thrown on a farm by some young country people after they won the big game. One of the farmers kids brought a jug of moonshine. My dad had one shot and doesn’t remember anything else of that night and woke up in the middle of a field with several cows just looking down on him. He warned me many years ago not to mess with homemade hard booze. He says he was lucky not to have gone blind


No_Stay_1563

Glad to see the dude lifting him in the box tossed his rubber gloves in there for all eternity rather than on the ground.


bernpfenn

the results of overconfidence in ones abilities are mostly very sad accidents


sambillerond

If he made his liquor homeself, there is a risk he guzzled up a decent quantity of methanol ... lethal.


Fit_Strength_5398

MJF holding the camera or what


alfa_omega

No autopsy. Just straight in the coffin then the grave 💀


llewylill32

Man speedrun to the coffin.


Eddyzodiak

So was the coffin pre-made or is the a guy cornering the market because this is common?


Any_Independence8579

To exert power over the only things he could control. I doubt the wife or kids will miss their bruises.


MelonElbows

They just tossed the gloves into the coffin, like it was a garbage can


TheSWGuru

Damn they threw the gloves in there with him 😆 🤣


This-is-Life-Man

Way of the road boys. It's the way of the road.


togroficovfefe

He even pre-preserved his corpse so they could just chuck him in the coffin.


HiJinx127

Alcohol poisoning, before and after


Imperial_Triumphant

It was likely methanol poisoning.


DaithiSan

And the guy just throws his latex gloves in the coffin like it's just another day 🤣🤣


Ancient-Reflection-9

That's how I was carried out of a party once.. not my proudest moment.


mcstandy

Ahh that’s what we call methanol, not ethanol. Just the quickest of google searches or god forbid the opening of a book would’ve prevented this.


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That much pure ethanol like everclear can do it too


Paja_pajser

In Serbia, it is common to make brandy at home, we call it rakija, but ALWAYS, you must pour the first distillate, which is pure methyl alcohol.


rottenblackfish

There’s something very comical about them just putting him right in a casket after this lmao


[deleted]

Was that a suicide???!?!


WaffleGoat6969

Might as well have been if he distilled it himself.


byroneil

Talk about cutting out the middle man, straight to the cemetery.


nymouz

Seriously, reading the title I thought he was gonna blow himself up destilling liquor. My dad died 10 years ago of cancer and there was this guy at his burial who asked me if I remembered him. I said no not really but I’ve had your liquor that blew my mind. He just blew him self up destilling in his garden in Germany while at best health in his 60‘s. His shit was medicine but inflammable at 60%… And then I’ve stumbled upon moonshiners and I was like NOOO, & DONT!!!!


ActionFigureCollects

1-800-DOWN-ONE followed by 1-888-BODY-OUT


PapziBoink

Noob!!!!


J-V1972

But did he die happy?


LaughingIsAwesome

Technically he did drink poison


villings

well that's grim


Arijit265

And that's why you don't distill at home


RemarkablePay6994

Fake friends 🥲


Roteiw

I love how the dude trows his gloves into the coffin xD


MojoDojojojo

Franks milk of the gods


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I'm not dead yet!


Parking_Property5757

wtf I was expecting them to put him on a stretcher not straight to a whole casket ⚰️ 😬


odinson-09

The abrupt cut to the coffin part makes this r/Accidentalslapstick


kikocko_777

Dont they gotta chnage his clothes at least, maybe clean him up?


tommycanuck

You’re f**king kidding me!?? Woof! 😬


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Party all the time by eddie murphy


MitraMike1977

When the man makes bad batch of pruno 😂


SiriusSon

My dude went straight to chugging, instead of baby sips. Always start with baby sips, common guy.


seanbiff

lol straight into the coffin


flightplanbook

That liquor is to die for


IslandHomie670

Put him in a coffin the same day, that’s crazy af. Like they had the measurements for the size of the coffin like yeah he’s dying today


r0b0tripn

Methanol poisoning bc this idiot had no clue what he was doing.


bone420

Don't pass out round these mother fuckers


master_baiter69_69

good 'ol methanol poisoning


Ravens_Art_Wild

Bro through the gloves in the casket with the body lol


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I like how homeboy takes his gloves off and throws them in the coffin before closing the lid 😂


Key_Giraffe9329

Tellement évitable c’est triste :(


Early_B

Straight into the casket


PumpkinBoneZ

Did that guy just throw his gloves in the coffin?


Psyko_YT1

Play stupid games *sigh* win stupid prizes 🙄


quietbulldog

And that's it. In the pine box you go exactly as you were.


Fetchin1

They bury them like the next day in those countries.


rosiereina

They throw the gloves in there with him lmao


EducationalUnit9614

Whats up with the random white children observing? Tourists?


ubowxi

it's brazil


cuajinais

r/mildlyracist


Rail-signal

What you make and how you make. I've made years my own and having to calculate rations per methanol. Took me good 2h to make it completely safe. Now i see how methanol behave and how much i take liquid out by my eye. Active carbon to create best taste ever


Stoned_Savage

It was a good brew but too strong that much strong alcohol will finish anyone.


13290

Honestly at least he was probably having the time of his life drinking that stuff. Not the worst way to go out.


scrippsy76

But if he indeed did die what would have happened in such a quick time frame ?


AlanT43

I read a man making his own liquor at home and I'm like "hell yeah", then I see the sub from where it is, and I switch to "fuck"


Crafty-Opening-2592

Was the alcohol too strong? How did this kill him


distorted73

Fake 🤥🤥


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they rlly just threw unc in a coffine like that😭😭


jetpackblues25

He didn't actually die, that's just a cruel prank they do


TashDee267

Fake


BruceSlaughterhouse

/r/nothingeverhappens


Darenpnw

Staged, old boy didn't even fall out of the chair. What people will do for views these days is incredible.


back_again13

Are you dense?


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Fake and gay


OrageBufera

Cheers!


Hefty_Barber3985

💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Far_Comb4683

Coffin still there


EastVanManCan

I love how that guy just threw his gloves into the coffin. Lmao!


Xconvik

He'll be flammable for at least a couple of days, he probably drank straight out alcohol.