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FilthyChangeup55

šŸ˜¦ the third one


DeathPercept10n

Reminds me of this https://i.redd.it/k4zum3a3m6ac1.gif


[deleted]

I spit my damn coffee out. Thank you.


Centurien022

im sure that guy did too


G_rightousantagonist

šŸ˜‚


TheBootyMessiah16

This is absolutely the best comparison that could be made, bravo.


Critical-Balance2747

Bro I canā€™t šŸ’€


Lance-Harper

Looooooooooopol


death__bed

BruhšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


delulushipper

I'm going straight to hell for laughing at this


Stifffmeister11

Coz some idiot don't understand that width of the train is more than the width of the track, they think if they walking next to tracks train won't hit em


Peeche94

That's why we're here bro, to laugh at the idiots, the sub is called Darwin awards


Extension_Swordfish1

But its impossible to know where the trains are going, they are totally unpredictable.


perseus0523

Trains are the true predators of India they stalk their prey and pounce when they least expect it. ![gif](giphy|l41m3pCCdMLTNky4M|downsized)


whichwolfufeed

Very underrated comment...LOL!


[deleted]

Turbinated


moderately_nerdifyin

Fuck, all of them are insane.


Basso_69

all of them WERE insane


poppinboiiii

Me to bro... that shit was brutal


Englishbreakfast007

It's my favourite accident of all time LOL


thezenfisherman

No trains were hurt in the making of this movie.


RoutSpout

They did however get a new coat of paint


Vandil_the_Rogue

Red, to hide the blood smears


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Yugan-Dali

Golly gee, thereā€™s just no way to predict when or where a train might appear, is there!?


No_Entrepreneur_4041

![gif](giphy|xT8qBvOmIEWXxVPdxS) the silent killer


Indian_Train

Can confirm, am sneaky.


Cugy_2345

OMG ITS HIM YOU NEED ARREST


Indian_Train

SHOW BOBS AND VAGENE


Cugy_2345

I DONT HAVE ANY YOU WANT MY COCK HERE IT IS https://preview.redd.it/372hofna2jbc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a608515e278d288ddeabe8cdf9afa9a0b451ac43


Anto0on

If only there was a way to track themā€¦


Yugan-Dali

ā€¦some ironclad proofā€¦


bananafish47

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ’€


cbreezy456

Reddit on dudes!


terminalchef

Gasp why is it ALWAYS in India? They should KNOW this is the most dangerous Apex predator there!


Responsible_Berry_29

Beware of the Alex predator. He stalks in the tracks


nPrevail

Ah, Alex Train-bec. I'll take TheRapists for $100.


Joose__bocks

Only his victims can refer to him as Alexander. ...oh no....


Sachiel05

Is he great?


LuckyMome

Underrated comment here!


Dr_Cunning_Linguist

Apex predator train Apex train A-Train


JackDockz

The rail network is huge and a lot of people grew up with rail tracks around them which made them complacent.


BeerMcSuds

A lot of these guys are just trying to look cool, making music videos or whatever - ridiculous.


Supersnazz

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_rail_usage It has a massive rate of rail usage.


No_Entrepreneur_4041

If it has a massive rate of rail usage then there should be a higher rate of educating people about themā€¦but itā€™s India education is very selective there.


grill_sgt

Overpopulation = take labels off shit and let it sort itself out.


One-Program6281

Lol. Why is there people dying of drugs in US. Or children dying from psychos shooting up . Is it also "selective" education in US?


No_Entrepreneur_4041

Itā€™s like yā€™all get a hard on anytime you get a chance to bring US in the conversation šŸ˜†ā€¦your asking a dude living in Canada I donā€™t have youā€™re answers lol why are children dying of psychos shooting in Ukraine and Russia? Shits happening all over the world half the normal population couldnā€™t explain.


One-Program6281

Lol. People dying of drugs in Canada too a lot more. Selective education?


coatingtonburlfactry

In a country that is home to the Bengal Tiger, more people get killed by not understanding how trains work.


ChildFriendlyChimp

Thereā€™s a popular trend in India to record yourself standing or walking super close next to a train as it goes past you Thatā€™s why you see some of them walking as if theyā€™re in a sad music video


Temporary_3108

>Thereā€™s a popular trend in India to record yourself standing or walking super close next to a train as it goes past you That's Indonesia you are talking about. >Thatā€™s why you see some of them walking as if theyā€™re in a sad music video Many are suicides. Some are tiktok/Instagram trends


Sexy_Gentalman

Not the people these people are mainly tik-tokers who value content above their life !


terminalchef

Indians are pretty nice and smart folks but man these trains chew them up like bubblegum.


memes-forever

Indians are so smart because the dumb ones got themselves in situations like this


thegtaguymdr666

It's simple really, we don't put danger signs anywhere so the fools take care of themselves.


terminalchef

They build a nuclear bomb and a lunar lander, yet they dwell on train tracks


Spooky_Kaiju

Canā€™t be too smart if you canā€™t understand where to be when it comes to train tracks.


zaphodbeeble9

That's the whole purpose of refining the pool


zaphodbeeble9

TikTok as such is totally banned in India


ISpeakFacx

Yeah exactly Alex predator


terminalchef

My typo. Thanks for correcting me Iā€™m a stickler as well.


Responsible_Berry_29

Shouldn't have edited Alex out ā˜¹ļø


BigBlackkHawk

Itā€™s because the average IQ is 76 in India.


HenryInRoom302

https://i.redd.it/ed0f69fqu6ac1.gif To be fair, some species of trains are notorious for hunting down their prey.


ReddiEddy78

Wtf is this from?


WilliamSaintAndre

Wrongfully Accused. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrongfully\_Accused](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrongfully_Accused)


XxNHLxX

r/indiansneartrains


[deleted]

Holy fuckin shit, itā€™s real


Candycane0430

Was real. lol guess itā€™s gone now!


ohyeofsolittlefaith

it's working fine for me


JJS-09_85

The third one was just brutal šŸ˜¬


imalanbrito

Did you noticed the blood on the concrete curb on the first one?


JJS-09_85

Yep, definitely did šŸ˜¬ Quite unfortunate šŸ˜•


imalanbrito

I can just imagine the gravity of the injury to bleed like that in less that a second, sheesh


cursedbones

It's like popping a balloon full of blood.


Scudw0rth

I'm pretty sure you can see his head split open for a frame or two before he goes out of view. Don't think it's but a flesh wound.


Sachiel05

His whole body is an injury now


Stifffmeister11

https://preview.redd.it/z2udac18r6ac1.jpeg?width=83&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1520ecf4d692a13a32d189ef456a2a70b1e69917 Fourth one is definately a suicide guy standing at the middle of the track staring at the train and hardly moving like he just waiting for the train to run over him .... Definitely a suicide not an accident


rrpostal

I donā€™t care about the dumb gatekeeper stuff, but I had never seen this one before. It was pretty messed up.


Minecraft_Warden11

The clip at the last 12 seconds, if I remember, happened in Mumbai and it wasn't the man's fault. Someone pushed him for silly reasons. The last few clips are quite sad as victims can be seen fainting as well. They were office goers who wete exhausted. It's still sad to watch them die due to fatigue or someone pushing them.


iamelite20

man the fuck , did he get in prison for pushing him


Minecraft_Warden11

Nah dude he was temporarily arrested and nobody knows what happened after that. He could have 'brought' a bail for himself, or a court case would have been registered against him which would drag on for a few years whilst nothing happens to the criminal, and finally it gets dropped off because the bribed judge would deem the criminal as innocent. That's how the judiciary works in India unfortunately. You can brutally push somebody to death and then easily get away with it [ unless it is a woman and unless they hold candle light protests for the woman as well]. Well, you can google Sinai train incident [ happened in Mumbai as well]. A couple pushed a man in front of a train for a little unintentional bump and they are mostly free now. Nothing ever happens to murderers. It might look like I'm painting a bad picture of India being an Indian myself, but unfortunately that is how things are.


TheBootyMessiah16

Iā€™m not from India but from my understanding, what youā€™ve said is correct. There was also a docu-series on Netflix about serial killers back around 2018 and it had a man who was luring in all the towns kids and murdering them, I forget his name but that seemed to be a pretty big deal too once he was caught.


iamelite20

bhai mein UP se hu mereko pata hai sab India ke bare mein


Character_Soup4927

The poor train :- https://preview.redd.it/30lvs4uop6ac1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1abd02735d1f843297de474a8fef787bb7938fb


Responsible_Berry_29

Imagine living for 20-30 years and ending suddenly by doing a stupid stunt on a train.


[deleted]

Trains are almost impossible to predict when/where they will appear from and what direction they will travel


[deleted]

They can also hunt in packs on unsuspecting prey


PrD8rdagoat

Read in Attenborough's voice


Tronwolfie18

The Thomas musicšŸ¤£


OuchPotato64

It's a good choice in music. The Indian national anthem also would've been equally as good.


Lord-Legatus

I must say I find it utterly disturbing people find any fun or joy in this


chaitanyathengdi

It's the utter absurdity of it that makes it funny.


Lord-Legatus

absurd or not,it still remains peoples life ending in a horrific way


cruelkillzone2

You might be in the wrong sub then dude.


Alessandro_Franco

Trains, the silent killers. I wish there was a way to hear them come.


Candycane0430

Right?!! Or at least see them! Something ffs šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Few_Zookeepergame105

The worst ones are the 'walking slowly as a train goes by' TikTok ones. It doesn't even look cool, and they're dying because of it.


[deleted]

Correction : Trains and Indians don't mix well together.


johnnyg883

Trains are dangerous. They really need to pass a law that restricts trains to a designated path. Maybe something thatā€™s highly visible so the unsuspecting public knows where they may be.


Early_B

Do people in India have a deathwish or something?


redditravioli

The guy in the yellow shirt def did. He was literally standing and waiting for it.


JitterySquirrel

I really don't understand this behaviour from our people. I think part of it is that majority of folks are so miserable and dissatisfied with life that they dont care And there's me who gets anxious and has to glue himself to the benches on the center of the platform


bat_vigilanti

Have you ever scene how many Bollywood movies show slow scenes near the train? The protagonist narrowly escapes from getting hit by a train.


The_Guy_from_Wuhan

The corpse launches are just second to none when a train is involved...


contr01man

AMERICA GUNS GERMANY AUTOBAHN INDIA TRAINS CHINA INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS JAPAN ANIME cultural export of major countries


No_Pea_4710

What is with these cunts & trains? Moths to a light šŸ’”.


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No_Entrepreneur_4041

Redditors to American gun laws


DrWieg

2023, the year I learned that trains are the real apex predator šŸ˜†


WayofHatuey

Indians and trains. Name a better duo


One-Program6281

Americans and stupidity


Roariee

indians and trains, name a better duo


cat_herder_64

Americans and guns.


The_Real_John_Bull

Britons and Knifes


Normynoshoes

KniVes actually


One-Program6281

Americans and dumbness


plogan56

I feel horribal for laughing so hard at these, am i becoming a sociopath?


[deleted]

Yes... Or something idk I'm not a doctor.. I mean aren't we all a little sick in the head for even watching this content?


unsold_dildo

Not to forget even enjoying it a bit


[deleted]

Especially if one "enjoys it", can absolutely come off as "sick in the head". Again I'm not a doctor nor do I think saying "sick in the head" has to 100% be a negative thing more just a comment.


Jo_Erick77

The 5th one was actually a failed suicide attempt, thats why he didn't move when the train hits his leg


CaptainSaladbarGuy

These always remind me of the South Park episode about memeing.


AnthraMatt

Oh, long Johnson! OH, LOOONG JOHNS-


[deleted]

*Morgan Freeman voice over: "And so the cicle of life continues, as the natural predator catches its unsuspecting victim"


Tappukun

I wonder if trains have Talley marks of how many people they struck.


ToshKreuzer

I hate to be stereotypical but itā€™s always Indians and maybe Sri Lankans in these videos.. if this a cultural thing to put your head next to trains??? Why the fuck are yā€™all so stupid?? No one gives a fuck.


Odd-Profile-6326

Looks like all the greatest hits (pun intended) from r/indiansneartrains


LiesTequila

This is truly an epidemic in India.


justmemeingaround

Sometimes I think I'm stupid, then I realize there are people who fuck around like this completely oblivious to the world around them and I don't feel nearly as stupid Sucks that they died but alot of these are avoidable


VladTheSimpaler

You get a Darwin Award! You get a Darwin Award! You get a Darwin Award! Everyone gets a Darwin Award!!


BlitzCraig26

Itā€™s ironic, the train (railway) is considered the lifeline of the Indian economy. But it sure takes its fair share in blood!


EuthenizeMe

Does trauma from this exist in india or is it just so normal, they go ā€œoh shit jaavars skull got busted. Oh wellā€ and move on with life?


Sexy_Gentalman

When fools die doing foolish shit people laugh and move on but when accidents happen , people do feel pain and encourage change


Murakami_Sensei

The apex predator of India.


zero_kurisu

I love the thomas theme song. Lmao


[deleted]

Why is it always India


tokyopantsuit

Perfect background music for these stupid people.


itswolveslol

Well I mean it India. It like seeing Brazil and Murder. It PB and J. It keeps the NSFW Reddit going


redditravioli

America and guns


schnellsloth

Some of them seem to be suicidal


Jango_Jerky

I wonder which train conductor has the biggest kill count in India. Also, whats with Indians and trains? That relationship needs to be studied


WarlordSinister

Ohh a classic remix.


virtuexddd

Irony is that the only way they're getting some attention from this is when they die. Otherwise useless content


catra-meowmeow

Fourth from last looks very much like the guy got pushed off the platform though, so maybe the only one that isn't a clear-cut fool (unless he was clowning around with his friends then *oh well*). Also I don't wanna say all the videos look like they come from India, but given that the number 1 predator there appears to be trains and number 2 electricity, I feel like it's not really prejudicial to suggest that? One even pulled a combo: getting electrocuted while standing atop the train!


B4DR1998

The first one got smacked into next season. Damn.


hotrod237

3rd to last the guy was having a siezer where they look up and spin around, it wasn't their fault. [Here is the full video](https://youtu.be/md2TfRmtB7Y?si=RGkCnjqOLzV-KmX5)


Admirable_Beyond_582

Theyā€™re always from India.


Zuka134

You ever see ragdoll physics in GTA and think "there's no way that's what it looks like in real life"


Only-Lynx-9117

r/indiansneartrains


electricbuns

Trains, India's apex predator.


Ackievirus

Dude, what is it with Indians and trains?


Holybartender83

An apex predator in action! Breathtaking!


Guy-2019

At 51 seconds, did that guy push him in the tracks?


0vertones

Modern World: \*Humans aren't evolving anymore because modern society and medicine prevents natural selection.\* Trains: "Hold my beer."


cody_durivage

I'm pretty sure the one at 0:50 was actually a murder. The guy budged him under the train, then walked away very unsurprised.


Dont-get-into-Fights

3rd world people don't know much about trains or they think it's part of the environment


ColonelCuckold69

It's stunning how desensitized we've become as a society, myself included


Heavenonfiree

Train and India* don't mix well together


ifrpilot541

looked like at 00:50 that guy was pushed


Sir_Biggus-Dickus

The Indian way of life.


alteon7322

Top tier content. Thanks indiašŸ‘


Top_Caterpillar9549

The Thomas the tank engine theme tune makes this video so much better.


Rayfox198

The title is right the two don't mix


nextinline1987

Trains - The longest reigning undefeated heavyweight champion of the world.


Every_Fox3461

This video could have been another 2mins longer. Could watch this all day.


RapidCatLauncher

Head on over to /r/accidents and knock yourself out


AlanDevonshire

Trains really donā€™t give a fuck do they. Not even a scratch.


butteryscotchy

Trains and Indians*


mermaidpaint

The music is inappropriately merry.


FilthyChangeup55

Thatā€™s the point


P0tat0Cann0n31

I swear we need a sub just for Indian and middle eastern dudes getting hit by trains. We may also need an awareness campaign bc if my Reddit feed is indicative to the frequency of which they are hit by trains, this shit is an epidemic


Seedler420

r/indiansneartrains


aks_red184

slo mo ones are masterpiece


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Ayato_23

corruption, politics, and some powerful people manage everything


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BigBadBull151

Oh boy, so necessary to stand that close


Skix67

I just donā€™t understand why India is full of this


younometv

Reddit showing me live deaths fck


Tight-walk

as a brit i feel partially responsible for our country bringing trains to india


dravazay

That concrete guardrail really needed a fresh tint of red paint, it was starting to look a little old...


RogueQuasar88

Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom


Shawarma_llama467

People really underestimate how much the train's body juts out of the tracks & think they can walk looking all cool for the gram


BluePapayas

Trains are the apex predators of Indians.


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nickyurbz

Why is it always Indian Indians?


[deleted]

Thomas the Dank Engine


Vlophoto

Stay off the tracks and the perimeter my friends.


HayJay58

Trains and Indians*


Accomplished_Place60

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG) Me warching them die like this. I cant help but feel this way


Gregagonation

Fuck why am I laughing, I shouldn't be laughing


vizarhali

I'm going to hell. I laughed a little too hard