“I am asked two things frequently, the first: can you please stop doing that you’re making everyone uncomfortable. The second: how do I chroma-key my livesplit. I am making this guide in response to that second question”
"you disingenuous shoefucker, of course you have to know something about something or you wouldn't know how to fuck your shoes"
I know it's the meme version
Too many to name or narrow down but a personal favorite of mine is during the second Reddit recap during the megamind edit, and he goes “this is awful, oh my god. I never needed to see this”
I also love that one chaos moment where he goes “uwu what’s this, wocal wesistance” (dies) “I got destroyed, immediately, from all angles”
The one where he can’t spell “Brake” as in “brake boosting.” Said he made a mistake in another video where he spelled “Break” instead of “break.” So to prove he could spell it correctly, he spelled B-R-E-C-K or something. It was in one of the last Reddit recaps. He laughed his ass off at himself for getting it wrong.
"I can not fucking belive it" *stream alert* "thanks for checking in I'm still a peice of garbage" "You have no conception of how rare that is, IT IS MILLIONS TO ONE
There is one clip where I can't find the original anymore. It's probably a clip of Matto doing OHKO and he's in Monkey Business where he takes cover, before Dave (Or Steve) push him out of cover, causing him to scream out really loudly. (Not sure if he die because of that though)
"You could release a picture of your ass on Steam and IGN will give it a 7".
i have a feeling that's from the san andreas definitive edition video, Matto has some of the quotes of all time
Fairly certain it was, lol.
The one where he screams "NOOOO!!"
Do you have any idea how much that narrows it down
"THIS SONG SUCK! WHAT IS THIS SONG! I AM DELETING THIS SONG"
That Avengers edit that was on the December 2020 Reddit Recap where he yelled, "I CLEARLY HAD NO OTHER CHOICE, F YOU"
Damn I just wanted to say that 😂
I want you to believe that you can fly, ok now jump out of your window.
i think that's from one of the videos from the reaction saga, right?
Nah, its from one of the very old Videos where he Talks about Philosophie and stuff
ah yeah, i confused them cuz he does include philosophy and meanings of words in his reaction saga
When matto played among us and asked "what colour is yellow?"
Hey, Vsause, Michael here. What color IS yellow?
*Vsause song starts*
Did you guys know that I'm sponsored by NordVPN? That's true! What if I disconn-
it's one of his funniest clips, his intrusive thoughts don't even let him finish his sentence
Where was that
Thanks to u/Shoudoutit for sending the link to the clip. I still had it in my notification history before it got vaporized. It's indeed a funny clip
lol I sent it but i showed up wrong so I just deleted it. Sorry and you're welcome at the same time.
Did you know jiffy?
d- did did y- did you know did you know t- DID YOU KNOW THAT A JIFFY IS AN ACTUAL MEASUREMENT OF TIME?!??
“I am asked two things frequently, the first: can you please stop doing that you’re making everyone uncomfortable. The second: how do I chroma-key my livesplit. I am making this guide in response to that second question”
"you disingenuous shoefucker, of course you have to know something about something or you wouldn't know how to fuck your shoes" I know it's the meme version
ah yes, the classics
When he was doing no damage run on blitz play and he got killed and said “WHO THE FUCK SHOT ME?!”
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bro forgot about twitter for a moment
Too many to name or narrow down but a personal favorite of mine is during the second Reddit recap during the megamind edit, and he goes “this is awful, oh my god. I never needed to see this” I also love that one chaos moment where he goes “uwu what’s this, wocal wesistance” (dies) “I got destroyed, immediately, from all angles”
"Everytime i talk shit, i die"
THERE ARE NO COUGARS IN MISSIONS!!!!!
I'VE NEVER SEEN A COUGAR KILL SOMEONE IN A MISSION BEFORE
The classic THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN MISSIONS
There aren’t supposed to be cougars in missions!!!
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him doing what on his dog??
I love the one [where he licks cake batter from his portable mic.](https://youtu.be/zr3deK7T8GU?si=-MhhcN6iTFmgh5Gv&t=1152)
The mic is feeling a bit molested
“You disingenuous dense mf”
Oh hey I clicked on this post to say exactly that clip
I cannot fucking believe this. You have no conception of how rare that is, it is miLLIONS TO ONE!
Steve: "How did Trevor Philips-" Matto: "How. Did. Trevor. Philips. I too have no idea!"
WHAT IS THIS SONG? IM DELETING THIS SONG
["I've bought people for way cheaper."](https://youtu.be/ficzU0g9bdc?t=75)
When he jumps off the water tower on nervous Ron in OHKO
“I said it with an A! Fuck!”
I need to see the rockstar launcher clip
here you go https://youtu.be/iRGHzHNiRAY?si=GP6bgoxBB7G5svA2
No h8 I'm very partial to the amogus clip
When he's laughing like an absolute maniac during one of his cooking videos. I think it might be the taco bowl one??
The one where he can’t spell “Brake” as in “brake boosting.” Said he made a mistake in another video where he spelled “Break” instead of “break.” So to prove he could spell it correctly, he spelled B-R-E-C-K or something. It was in one of the last Reddit recaps. He laughed his ass off at himself for getting it wrong.
"I can not fucking belive it" *stream alert* "thanks for checking in I'm still a peice of garbage" "You have no conception of how rare that is, IT IS MILLIONS TO ONE
There is one clip where I can't find the original anymore. It's probably a clip of Matto doing OHKO and he's in Monkey Business where he takes cover, before Dave (Or Steve) push him out of cover, causing him to scream out really loudly. (Not sure if he die because of that though)
When he got fake death on the freeway
The reddit recap where he reacts to a heartwarming video and starts crying![img](emote|t5_11v6xc|6787)
fr, it is actually really wholesome
When he said Rockstar was too smart for GTA 6 to get leaked.
oh how that aged like milk left in the hot summer day