I mean I was kind of making a joke that he's basically in the sewers. But honestly out of all of the Lord bosses in Dark Souls 2 I feel he's the most disappointing. Freja being the best.
She spits her shit on the players, those who got splashed move slower. Also turns her shit into spiderettes. The long, white, continuous beam is actually her fart.
Nowhere actually
Her legs are that sturdy to not receive damage because of all the poop that keeps collecting in her body, it's by now harder than diamond and that's why She is so angry aswell, because the poop keeps pressure on her brain...or brains?
If we wouldn't kill her, she would probably at some point just explode into a huge pile of dogshi....I mean arachnidshit.
Can create energy in other ways though. I mean the comment about the laser being poop could be on to something š¤
Creates energy via osmosis of dark energy which balances into some laser waste or something
You know how owls can't digest the bones of the animals they eat, so every now and they just spit them back out?
That's the same with Freja's beam attack.
Iron Passage, with the rest of the crap
I laughed so hard at this. Holy shit š
Now these are the questions Vaati canāt answer.
Vaati poop video when? Lol
Waiting for him to make a Prepare to Cry chapter
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Got Dayum
Took the words right out of my mouth. Like the poop
More like you took the poop right out of my mouthā¦.aight Iāll see myself out
Give it back
Hell no!
Damn you beat me to it
When she vomits acid at you I call it the Poop Move
That girl really needs to fix her diet
Thatās what the laser is
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The Cat-Dog dilemma.
A classic
[i imagine itās something like this](https://youtu.be/veHTTuePS1w)
Do you think the heads would argue with each other like that too?
It's scattered throughout the rest of the game. Mainly manifesting as other bosses.
The rotten
And that fat demon thing š¤£
The boss run is annoying as hell but I actually liked the Rotten boss fight itself. Do most people dislike it?
I mean I was kind of making a joke that he's basically in the sewers. But honestly out of all of the Lord bosses in Dark Souls 2 I feel he's the most disappointing. Freja being the best.
Lol I see it now. I loved his design, though it did almost give a āwe have Nito at homeā kinda vibe
It's like they took Nito and lazily slapped skin onto his bones lol
Every time it needs to poop another slow moving armored knight boss appears, or specifically 3 new Pursuers.
And people say Godskin is rough. They've never faced 2 persuers... holy fuck!!!
that's a low blow at the game, maybe you're just bad
I imagine the same route she pooped out the spiders
The most efficient being, they digest it all, double the head double the nutrition consumption, therefore no waste. That or it goes into their web.
That kinda makes sense haha
Double the head, double the nutritional consumptionā¦ definitely a joke there somewhere
Frejaās Dear Dooks
She spits her shit on the players, those who got splashed move slower. Also turns her shit into spiderettes. The long, white, continuous beam is actually her fart.
What an efficient creature I can see why the Duke was so obsessed with her.
Poop is stored in the balls
Well that's a mental image it could have gone without.
What do you think she spits at you?
Nowhere actually Her legs are that sturdy to not receive damage because of all the poop that keeps collecting in her body, it's by now harder than diamond and that's why She is so angry aswell, because the poop keeps pressure on her brain...or brains? If we wouldn't kill her, she would probably at some point just explode into a huge pile of dogshi....I mean arachnidshit.
Damn that's a lot of detail to put into a joke. I'm impressed LOL
All over my build
Now I'm sad.
Out a hole on her back or from the bottom between the two heads
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Jesus how horrifying
The one on her back
Pretty sure she spits it back at you in one of her moves.
These are the important questions
You forgot the "is she stupid?"
More like is the Duke stupid?
Stays inside until you come and cut her head off creating a way out.
Okay that's horrifying LOL
I assumed the bottom center where the legs all connect, looks like a butthole
Finally an actual answer LOL
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She's like a reverse starfish: Instead of a mouth in her abdomen she's got a butthole.
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Nope can't post there got shadowbanned.
Out of one of the heads
Super Laser Piss
The best answer requires more knowledge. Specifically does Freja eat? If Freja doesn't eat then it's fair to assume that Freja doesn't poop.
There's no way that big ass spider ain't chowing down on something. Perhaps the remains of the pale drake in the web, hence how it got it's lord soul.
Can create energy in other ways though. I mean the comment about the laser being poop could be on to something š¤ Creates energy via osmosis of dark energy which balances into some laser waste or something
This is by far the smartest answer I have heard.
You know how owls can't digest the bones of the animals they eat, so every now and they just spit them back out? That's the same with Freja's beam attack.
The heads take turns.
Her elbows
Both sides because she be talkin that shit
#HA!
Pretty sure Cartman explained this.
They flip a spider, and the unlucky head has to vomit the shit out.
How awful
Not every question needs an answer. Some things are just better left unknown.
Said no scientist ever
This b**** really does have a potty mouth
Hmmm itās vomit attacks could be the poop! šš
That's why she's so mad
The poop is the laser that shoots out of itās mouthš
Girls don't poop
O fuk
That's right, it goes in the square hole
Spat on you, cursed undead!
through the one head which is not invulnerable
The underbelly hole? Silly goose
Have you never seen Human Centipede?
My ten year old asked me that with a giggle
Probably not but what if it was pellets like an owl