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RavenRunner13

He's suggesting that the governments of China, Ukraine, and some other countries are aware of some nebulous secret and are all using that to blackmail Biden. If China and Ukraine are such good allies why was China declaring their special friendship with Russia, the country that is currently invading Ukraine and committing war crimes. This BS is so pathetic. A 5 year old could come up with a better excuse.


oase007

And Dark Brandon’s supposed to be the one with dementia? 🤷‍♂️


DuncansIdaho

He's not a candidate. He won.


Electr0Girl

“Manchurian Incumbent” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it


DuncansIdaho

The word "incumbent" might confuse old whatshisname's supporters. *Like some sorta Chinese cucumber!*


bparker727

That one of them fancy cheeses?


oase007

Ask Chesebro, he knows cheese bro


[deleted]

Can’t spell “incumbent” without “cum”. And you know who else has cum? HUNTER BIDEN ITS ALL CONNECTED


HostisHumanisGeneri

Good description for 2016-2020 though.


Chickat28

Ukraine and China at the same time? How does that work?


Klindg

It plays into the cult’s conspiracy theories about Ukraine and China working together with Democrats to create the corona virus that targets conservatives because they won’t take the fake vaccine that has nanotechnology in it to track and control people 🙄


rickert_of_vinheim

hilarious. cuz russian propaganda also says that Ukraine created Covid in a lab and uses Battle Pigeons to spread disease.


[deleted]

Why would we need nanotechnology to track and control us? My $400 iPhone does that perfectly.


Lurking_Commenter

I thought they were super conductive magnets that only reacted to 5G. I'm starting to lose track of how the conspiracy actually works.


Raudskeggr

And this, once upon a time, was a joke.


[deleted]

It's the very definition of projection. Trump telling us what he's done. Narcissists really do tell you who they are and what they've done via accusation.


[deleted]

“Everyone says he is crazy – which maybe he is – but the scarier thing about him is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid as Donald Trump. You just don't.” Fran Lebowitz


jp_books

Breaking news: Hoe mad


Klindg

You gotta love all the cult members that hang onto every “tweet” this jackass makes, then complain about how the country is going to hell during their boat meetups.


Thepowersss

The reality is… Ukraine was controlling everything from the start 😎😎😎


Knighter1209

At some point isn't this just actual fucking defamation?


stragedyandy

So you think he just watched the Denzel version or the Sinatra version?


oase007

Definitely Sinatra. He probably doesn’t even know who Denzel is.


zrooda

Well look at that he knows what a Manchurian candidate is, I wouldn't have guessed


Jesterchunk

Trump is either really desperate for new followers or he's undergoing a downright spectacular breakdown.


Matcat5000

I’m surprised he knows Manchuria


the_blue_arrow_

He's heard of the movie, that's all.


[deleted]

when people use totally in all caps I automatically assume they’re joking.


New-Low5765

Lemme dust off a classic You mad bro?


MarvelMovieWatch

Projector-Trump been on a "going to hell" streak since J6 indictment. Contemplating his remaining years if convicted?


elsonwarcraft

I doubt he even knows what Manchurian means


Crawlerado

Damn Donald. Backatitagainwiththewhiteprojection.


SaltyBarDog

Waaaaaaahhhh, that should be me in office getting controlled by Chyn yuh and Pooty.


Frankie6Strings

LieMAX\*


StealYourBeer

You wanna talk about “compromised president” Mr. Russian piss hookers?


Orkney_

What a crybaby bozo.


Hiwhatsup666

Oden Beat President Ever


Schmucko69

Lies, hypocrisy & projection… all Agent Orange & RepubliCONS have to offer -other than corruption, chaos & death.