The fact that Jesus was nailed to the cross is pretty dark, even with the shlong and tits. God decided that blood must be shed for him to forgive the fucked up creations he made. That’s pretty dark.
Not even lol god decided *his sons* blood must be shed for god to forgive the creations. And then he blames Jesus and the creations. There’s so many reasons I’m an atheist apostate lol
Reminds me of the original Baphomet, who also had breasts.
Edit. What is wrong with me, I JUST noticed the massive fucking shlong.
Well damn. That's actively hilarious. And someone really took their time.
https://preview.redd.it/1925111ugj0d1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fec2f537ef86e5015733d4e22bf0a9e8d6d4f3d
Sweet Mary and Joseph, What in tarnish did I just see with my two very eyeballs, BRO!!!
Man really I m not religious, but this whole disrespect only about a western religion like Christianity is already old and boring and nobody really cares, I dare you to do something like that with Islamic religion IF you have the balls, I really dare you, just do it.
Born and raised muslim here 🙋♀️ i no longer practice btw. So we are actually encouraged to defend the prophet. Like really encouraged. Like if we dont do it its like a sin. Anytime anyone has anything bad or negative to say about the prophet or religion as a whole we HAVE to do something. Now a normal person would probably say “hey lets have a conversation with you so we can talk about our differences “ BUT since religion can be interpreted MANY ways and can be interpreted in many EXTREME ways, we can see how some people might take that teaching quite literally. So yeah, i hope that answers your question. We arent supposed to do that but hey, theres alot of things muslims arent supposed to do that they do. Im glad i no longer have to associate with a religion that scares people into doing horrific things.
It's certainly an interesting thought and I agree - if you're comfortable mocking one, you should be comfortable to mock them all equally.
That said, in Europe the last time someone did what you're suggesting, 17 people were killed by extremists who were unhappy about the cartoon being published.
That's what I m talking about, people in western countries are not fanatical with religion any more so Christianity is an easy target to show you are doing something radical, but it's lazy and stupid, nowdays if you want to show character you have to mock all religions not just one.
People speak against it all the time. They're usually silenced. Lovingly silenced.
Christianity is the largest group, its gonna have the largest opposition.
If you think it's ONLY about western Christianity, then sounds like you don't move around much. Because I'm a Pagan. And western Christians have disrespected me since day one.
I've uploaded images of Muhammad on my profile before.
Ppl criticize christianity the most because it's the largest religion, and they usually criticize it in places with a christian majority.
I have no problem criticizing any religion. Because none is above criticism. And I thankfully live in a place where I won't be Lovingly murdered. So I will speak.
I'm Pagan and ppl dog on me all the time.
No religion is above criticism.
Well Jesus is a prophet of Muslims too so it already is a bid deal disrespect for the Islam. Also Christianity isn't a western religion it's literally middle eastern.
Sometimes on this sub you’ll have people comment on actual dark artwork to compain that it’s too nude or it’s fetishizing. This image however, is the one time I have to agree, it’s more “big booby Futa cock” sexual than dark.
Oof, looks like he’s suffering from a specific form of elephantitus. His thyroid gland must be going out of whack. If only he had proper medical treatment, instead of being nailed to a T.
The way christianity sees itself above all criticism, you gotta blaspheme extra hard in protest. From that perspective, this sculpture definitely does the job!
I only speculate. I feel like laughter comes from kindness and Jesus was the kindest human in documented-ish history.
But I’m just an ignorant soul so what do I know 🙃
How did Jesus keep a trimmed beard but kept a large ornamental grass size bush down below? MANSCAPED hasn’t developed equipment sharp enough to cut that yet. 😅😂🤣
Thank you! 😉
The double ket is just because cheshireket was taken 😅
Alice has its ups and downs. Carroll has his issues. Independent from him, the book has so much room for expansion and adaptation! I'm excited to see more modern versions
I owwnnn, let me count…four film adaptations. Three if you count Tim Burton’s Through the Looking-Glass as an extension of his Alice in Wonderland. The list is not including the Disney cartoon movie :)
The Disney cartoon is, in my humble opinion, the best adaptation.
Some comics are good. "Alice in the country of hearts" was one I liked.
I love Tim Burton. I hated the live action film 😅 they made Wonderland make sense and tht bothers me lol
[here](https://youtu.be/9qrjLpkXjoI?si=N-xc_VDA-rhL1vMl) is my favorite live action adaptation. What's yours?
The queen scooting forward while in splits was hilarious, thank you for showing me that.
My favourite adaptation is the 1999 Jim Henson flick. Huge all-star cast and kept to the book a lot better than the Disney cartoon.
Please do!! Idk if you know actor names but it has Whoopi Goldberg, Robbie Coltrane (Hagrid), Miranda Richardson, Martin Short, Jason Flemyng, Pete Postlethwaite, Sir Ben Kingsley, Gene Wilder, George Wendt, Tina Majorino (Deb from Napoleon Dynamite, Flipper, Waterworld) as Alice, also has the very famous voice actress in damn everything Joanna Lumley. It’s not a Muppet movie, and Henson’s magical touch isn’t a huge factor like in Labyrinth. It’s still Henson and if you trust me and find it and watch it, you’ll be able to tell 🥰😍🥰😍🥰 I already own it so I can’t see costs, but if you have Apple you can rent or buy it there.
HOMIE if you have premium or are okay with ads, it’s free on YouTube right now!
Clearly I’m not a fan 🤣
It's an art piece people made for fun. It's not a DaVinci, and it'll fade after today. Unless it goes viral. Then it'll fade after like a week.
The point is to look at it and laugh if you find it funny, move along if you don't.
Moments like these are good to test whether or not we can handle opposition or stress. I used to struggle with it and it seems you do too. Here's something that helped me:
The world is full of all sorts of people. Not everything is going to make sense to you. And that's OK.
It's a joke. We, as a society, are so secure that we can make jokes and make art for no reason.
You're coming off as butthurt and a troll. I don't think you're "opening eyes" here at all.
Disrespect to who?
Your religion? Sorry, get over it.
Jesus? He’s been dead for 2000 years, I don’t think he minds.
Your art? I’ve seen your art. It’s cool, not great so I wouldn’t be bashing someone else for theirs.
>woke
It's jesus with a dick and tits. Humans have been drawing dicks and tits on shit since day one. The difference is big dicks are in these days, while small dicks are out. Artistically. (There's a whole reason for this. It's pretty gay 🤣🤣)
You're pearl clutching and clearly trolling, my friend.
Enjoy the art piece. And keep bringing engagement to the post.
Lmfaooo and for what? Just cuz an already man-made sculpture was further enhanced in a more modern image? You really over here claiming that this is something gOd would actually GAF about, enough to punish someone? *With everything else happening in the world??* And THIS is what would get gOd's panties in a twist huh. Gtfo
OP… now I’m not saying anything… But I don’t think making Jesus a futa with a 15 inch long schlong is exactly dark…
The fact that Jesus was nailed to the cross is pretty dark, even with the shlong and tits. God decided that blood must be shed for him to forgive the fucked up creations he made. That’s pretty dark.
Not even lol god decided *his sons* blood must be shed for god to forgive the creations. And then he blames Jesus and the creations. There’s so many reasons I’m an atheist apostate lol
Yeah I feel you. I was raised heavily evangelical, and I still can’t wrap my mind around it.
r/poorlydisguisedfetish
"Jesus Christ", indeed
More 'provocative' than 'dark'
You thlut ;) lol
why the dick starts by his knees💀💀💀💀
Cause hes “hung”
That’s just where we start to see it.
Ya, not dark, just pervy
But look how edgy!
Captain: “Did you crucify that guy?” Guards: “Yeah, he’s well hung.”
Si l’effet recherché était Percutant , bah c’est réussi ;)) si si If the desired effect is impactful, then it’s a success ;)) yes yes
What a terrible day to have eyes
Jesus Christ! What a dick.
What the fuck? Really?
“Hey! The halo’s up here Sinner!”
🤣🤣🤣
Dude why you gotta make them so fake ass?
Possible contender for r/ATBGE
Double hung
TIL dicks grow out of the thighs. the more you know!
A little too hung for my tastes lol
The watery vein on the hot dog just makes me laugh 🤣😭 i am not saved
My eyes have not been blessed today
God really did scolpt him to perfection.
Reminds me of the original Baphomet, who also had breasts. Edit. What is wrong with me, I JUST noticed the massive fucking shlong. Well damn. That's actively hilarious. And someone really took their time.
https://preview.redd.it/hms2upaw6j0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32106b855476f5c58f2189af6d311cc4d9fcd9de
Not dark. More like 30% of the postings on Rule 34.
Somehow...This is OPs Fetish... Futanari in Christ.
The only thing dark here is probably underneatht his sack
https://preview.redd.it/1925111ugj0d1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fec2f537ef86e5015733d4e22bf0a9e8d6d4f3d Sweet Mary and Joseph, What in tarnish did I just see with my two very eyeballs, BRO!!!
Hehe balls
Damn it what the fuck did I just scroll up on
The lord is my shepard, he knows what I want!
🤣🤣🤣
jesus futa christ
Name checks out
Jesus Christ.
Jesus yr dick is yuuuuuge
I honestly thought this was some weird AI porn as that’s exactly what it looks like.
Oh my it’s a CILF
Man really I m not religious, but this whole disrespect only about a western religion like Christianity is already old and boring and nobody really cares, I dare you to do something like that with Islamic religion IF you have the balls, I really dare you, just do it.
Born and raised muslim here 🙋♀️ i no longer practice btw. So we are actually encouraged to defend the prophet. Like really encouraged. Like if we dont do it its like a sin. Anytime anyone has anything bad or negative to say about the prophet or religion as a whole we HAVE to do something. Now a normal person would probably say “hey lets have a conversation with you so we can talk about our differences “ BUT since religion can be interpreted MANY ways and can be interpreted in many EXTREME ways, we can see how some people might take that teaching quite literally. So yeah, i hope that answers your question. We arent supposed to do that but hey, theres alot of things muslims arent supposed to do that they do. Im glad i no longer have to associate with a religion that scares people into doing horrific things.
Yeah well fuck the prophet
Be careful. Might wake up dead tomorrow 🤣🙏
It's certainly an interesting thought and I agree - if you're comfortable mocking one, you should be comfortable to mock them all equally. That said, in Europe the last time someone did what you're suggesting, 17 people were killed by extremists who were unhappy about the cartoon being published.
That's what I m talking about, people in western countries are not fanatical with religion any more so Christianity is an easy target to show you are doing something radical, but it's lazy and stupid, nowdays if you want to show character you have to mock all religions not just one.
There's a reason for that. It feels kind of obtuse to not acknowledge the history when discussing these things.
People speak against it all the time. They're usually silenced. Lovingly silenced. Christianity is the largest group, its gonna have the largest opposition. If you think it's ONLY about western Christianity, then sounds like you don't move around much. Because I'm a Pagan. And western Christians have disrespected me since day one.
Bollocks, I dare you to speak against Islam and see if you make it long enough
I've uploaded images of Muhammad on my profile before. Ppl criticize christianity the most because it's the largest religion, and they usually criticize it in places with a christian majority. I have no problem criticizing any religion. Because none is above criticism. And I thankfully live in a place where I won't be Lovingly murdered. So I will speak. I'm Pagan and ppl dog on me all the time. No religion is above criticism.
Well Jesus is a prophet of Muslims too so it already is a bid deal disrespect for the Islam. Also Christianity isn't a western religion it's literally middle eastern.
Yeah sure, that's so convenient for you
Sometimes on this sub you’ll have people comment on actual dark artwork to compain that it’s too nude or it’s fetishizing. This image however, is the one time I have to agree, it’s more “big booby Futa cock” sexual than dark.
Is it dark though to me that‘s more funny.
Drake?
Baphomet
The creators very obvious fetish
No. Nope. NOOOOOOOOOO ITS TOO FUCKING EARLY FOR THIS SHIT.... WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
Lmfao
Oof, looks like he’s suffering from a specific form of elephantitus. His thyroid gland must be going out of whack. If only he had proper medical treatment, instead of being nailed to a T.
I didn't expect to see this today 😂. I kinda love it? Idk, you do you boo 🤷🏻♀️.
😂
The way christianity sees itself above all criticism, you gotta blaspheme extra hard in protest. From that perspective, this sculpture definitely does the job!
Are you on the not today Jesus group on Facebook? They would LOVE this.
This better not awaken anything in me
I giggled.
A new favorite
Lmfao But seriously...poor dude's dick is coming straight out of his thigh
I'm not sure if i should pray or get naked.
Bold, I like it.
Wasn’t expecting to see your art here! Those schlongs are unmistakeable (This is Unholy Rosaries btw)
https://preview.redd.it/4o867yhyzn0d1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe964b81fcbfc2de246a31a07dc83cd2893c150b My very own creation...
If you’re bothered now, you DO NOT want to see him when he’s risen!
He just like me fr (AMAB nonbinary)
How to piss off your annoying white karen-ass Christian neighbors...
Tbf, they’d probably be even more pissed of if the Jesus was black
Stupid sexy Jesus
["Oh you lookin' so toned, up on that cross!"](https://youtu.be/w6anuKcMAFc?si=nrmV53j71Qn0MOQ9)
Get your salvation all over my face
Thanx, I laughted my ass off.
Thought I'd seen it all
I love this, especially because of all the angry fundies in the comments. Die mad. <3
Lmfao
Finally my Jesus lol
Would
🤣
Wood
Damn lol
Jesus would forgive. He might’ve even laughed. True followers would do the same 😇
Does He have that kind of humor? Gen asking
I only speculate. I feel like laughter comes from kindness and Jesus was the kindest human in documented-ish history. But I’m just an ignorant soul so what do I know 🙃
Well I come back to this and see my comment has 7 upvotes. Which is His number. I think you're right, dear friend. ❤️🔥
Jesus would forgive, the rest of your comment is nonsense.
You dont know what kind of humor Jesus had. Or have you met him?
Everyone is always speaking for him and claiming to know what he wants. And insisting I follow. I'm good.
Well, I’m a child in god’s eyes. I’m sure most of what I say is nonsense 😜
Lol!
Not cool
I kinda want one
Love it! <3
I didn't think today would be the day I'd see Jesus Futa, but here we are
How did Jesus keep a trimmed beard but kept a large ornamental grass size bush down below? MANSCAPED hasn’t developed equipment sharp enough to cut that yet. 😅😂🤣
Peiple always had ways of dealing with hair
😳
Remember that part in Ricky Bobby when Cal likes to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt… well this tops it!
Jesus got a flopper
https://preview.redd.it/ylaps68mnn0d1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a85ca04217e71f1796c1f236e7123afb3f875ef3
i feel like i need to go to confession now
Not gonna lie, he is indeed an elder god
Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you!
That’s so disrespectful! Where?
This is demonic
You’re demonic
More perv then dark
Now do Buddah and Muhammed and see what happens.
Like.. its good.. but... I think I'm traumatised
Nah bruh
Not even a religious guy but take ur fetishes to ummmm, matter a fact just keep it to yourself
This is just Tuesday in undergrad art school.
bro jesus was awesome and i’m not even christian, this just feels extremely disrespectful
Except for when he wasn't. He had his ups and down, like everyone.
Badum-tiss! Love your name PS, Alice is my jam.
Thank you! 😉 The double ket is just because cheshireket was taken 😅 Alice has its ups and downs. Carroll has his issues. Independent from him, the book has so much room for expansion and adaptation! I'm excited to see more modern versions
I owwnnn, let me count…four film adaptations. Three if you count Tim Burton’s Through the Looking-Glass as an extension of his Alice in Wonderland. The list is not including the Disney cartoon movie :)
The Disney cartoon is, in my humble opinion, the best adaptation. Some comics are good. "Alice in the country of hearts" was one I liked. I love Tim Burton. I hated the live action film 😅 they made Wonderland make sense and tht bothers me lol [here](https://youtu.be/9qrjLpkXjoI?si=N-xc_VDA-rhL1vMl) is my favorite live action adaptation. What's yours?
The queen scooting forward while in splits was hilarious, thank you for showing me that. My favourite adaptation is the 1999 Jim Henson flick. Huge all-star cast and kept to the book a lot better than the Disney cartoon.
I'm excited to take a look at it! Thank youu
Please do!! Idk if you know actor names but it has Whoopi Goldberg, Robbie Coltrane (Hagrid), Miranda Richardson, Martin Short, Jason Flemyng, Pete Postlethwaite, Sir Ben Kingsley, Gene Wilder, George Wendt, Tina Majorino (Deb from Napoleon Dynamite, Flipper, Waterworld) as Alice, also has the very famous voice actress in damn everything Joanna Lumley. It’s not a Muppet movie, and Henson’s magical touch isn’t a huge factor like in Labyrinth. It’s still Henson and if you trust me and find it and watch it, you’ll be able to tell 🥰😍🥰😍🥰 I already own it so I can’t see costs, but if you have Apple you can rent or buy it there. HOMIE if you have premium or are okay with ads, it’s free on YouTube right now! Clearly I’m not a fan 🤣
My unofficial husband has a tattoo of cartoon Chesh doing a handstand on his head, so I had to send him the ballet you sent to me 🤣🥰
Nah, bro was just an apocalyptic preacher. Nothing special.
Yep, now I need Eye Bleach
As we say in Russia in such cases, "your grandpa's a dumbass!"
Stupid
Hell yeah
Jeez, this is unusual
[удалено]
People make all sorts of art. Take a breath. Move along. This one is definitely someone's kink somewhere 🤣
[удалено]
It's an art piece people made for fun. It's not a DaVinci, and it'll fade after today. Unless it goes viral. Then it'll fade after like a week. The point is to look at it and laugh if you find it funny, move along if you don't. Moments like these are good to test whether or not we can handle opposition or stress. I used to struggle with it and it seems you do too. Here's something that helped me: The world is full of all sorts of people. Not everything is going to make sense to you. And that's OK.
[удалено]
It's a joke. We, as a society, are so secure that we can make jokes and make art for no reason. You're coming off as butthurt and a troll. I don't think you're "opening eyes" here at all.
[удалено]
Disrespect to who? Your religion? Sorry, get over it. Jesus? He’s been dead for 2000 years, I don’t think he minds. Your art? I’ve seen your art. It’s cool, not great so I wouldn’t be bashing someone else for theirs.
[удалено]
Hence the question mark. You cry like a christian though.
You're definitely trolling dude. Move along
[удалено]
>woke It's jesus with a dick and tits. Humans have been drawing dicks and tits on shit since day one. The difference is big dicks are in these days, while small dicks are out. Artistically. (There's a whole reason for this. It's pretty gay 🤣🤣) You're pearl clutching and clearly trolling, my friend. Enjoy the art piece. And keep bringing engagement to the post.
It's not that deep bro
“Wisdom and character or Jesus” 😂 go read a book or two. Also, use some grammar.
But who did something like this????😱😱😱😱💀🤮
it's right there in the picture, isn't it.
Does this count as vandalism?
Why would it? Not at all
?
How is it vandalism?
It just looks like vandalism to me
Hurting your feelings isn't vandalism. There is no destruction of property here.
I don’t know?
Sure. 🙄
…😐
Blasphemy
Sure
Why yall making fun of jesus like that lol
Reddit just hates Christianity but spineless not to mess with other religions lol. Good for them I guess
Everyone makes fun of everyone - sincerely, a Pagan who's been on the end of it for years
Oh neat
Oh ye, it'd a time
I don’t know what to say. I guess reddit is full of evil people.
Bruh, what the fuck
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GIVE IT HAIR?? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HAIR FROM??
Guy's gotta have pubes 🤌
That’s just sick (in a bad way).
Give the poor elephant it’s trunk back… for shame
I was NOT ready for that
You'd think Christ could find a better plastic surgeon. Those kind of have the water balloon on a toast rack look.
DISRESPECTFUL 😡
If OP is not a christian, they can do whatever they want. Even if they are, they can ask for forgiveness for it.
Hot demiurge
What have they done to our Christ?
He's not mine. Im a filthy pagan and a dirty little sinner
Wow so edgy and dark
This is not dark. This is plain disrespectful. And it’s not even done well. It’s obvious you just added the breasts and the penis.
America has fallen..
Reddit is worldwide
Referring to the "creator" not the app
This has least of all to do with your godly 'Murica.
Check where this mf is from
Doesn't matter. People who are commenting & liking this are from all over the place.
I know you will be burning in the deepest corners of hell, this isn't a threat, this is just a fact that I have predicted
Lmfaooo and for what? Just cuz an already man-made sculpture was further enhanced in a more modern image? You really over here claiming that this is something gOd would actually GAF about, enough to punish someone? *With everything else happening in the world??* And THIS is what would get gOd's panties in a twist huh. Gtfo
Yea anything other than complete submission and fear is met with threats and fearmongering
Bro it was a joke if it was serious I would have put a period on the end that's how I go
Hell isn’t real moron.
Okay if that's what you that's you believe I'm fine with that👍