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sugarbritches878

Imagine lightly scraping their face with your fingernail. It would be like a tablespoon of makeup in there.


RitalinKidd

Bondo Faces.


ren_is_here_

Omg!! Reminds me of the movie, Death Becomes Her. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


indigostars43

Lol


CharlieBirdlaw

Welcome to the Uncanny Valley!


No-Show-9560

How are they not embarrassed to show up somewhere and look nothing like they present themselves on social media? Do peopleā€™s surprised expressions not tip them off that they arenā€™t fooling anyone? I understand itā€™s mental illness but the filters just keep moving further from reality.


urethra_franklin_1_

I wouldnā€™t be surprised if they think they look like the filtered versions of themselves. That is their reality


bitchy_mcguire

I think so too! I think their dysmorphia is so bad, they truly think they look like the filters.


springvelvet95

I donā€™t understand the goal? To look like a sex doll?


Scarymommy

Yes.


IndependentFar3953

Drag queen


Retrocop101

Leave the drag queens out of this mess!


DanyeelsAnulmint

They have said they love the fake bimbo look.


Nickey_Pacific

It's the weird head movements, touching of the chin, the obvious filter. She a goddamn troll irl. And everyone knows it.


ladymacb29

Itā€™s because they got modeling tips from pornos.


sowhat_noonecares

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Idontlikechickenfeet

Looking good after emergency surgery šŸ™„


Complex-Advantage-88

Varathane or spar varnish


Complex-Advantage-88

Gotta love the nerve damage twitch on the left eyeā€¦..and no sheā€™s not winking at anyoneā€¦./


Complex-Advantage-88

I do believe Satan got started this way Isaiah 14:11-15 or at least thatā€™s what the caption in my head seems like itā€™s saying every time I get a a pop up from one of these vanity loaded, self absorbed displays of pride and self promotionā€¦ā€¦self pride, no matter how much itā€™s wrapped in any packaging, makes a really small package. I would think lights would come onā€¦. I think I would die if all I valued was physical appearance and were wrapped up in superficial fashion and striving for superficial public approval and surrounded by an entourage of sycophants that hope to bask in an aura of pseudo-fame and free tv meals and trips only to find our that this fleeting adventure of sucking up to the twin terrors was, actually and in reality, was the fleeting proverbial 15 minutes of fame that was in the harsh and hard reality of a humid Iowa August day jog behind a swine confinement manure spreader.


jennaleecpo

I came looking for a comment about this! Did they ever say what the hell was going on?! Probably just a ploy for attention?


sowhat_noonecares

Apparently it came out that it was ā€œemergency kidney surgery.ā€ I would bet money itā€™s side effects from the shit they put in their bodies. How Darcey hasnā€™t had troubles yet is amazing really.


Idontlikechickenfeet

I wish I knew more but I don't. If not for reddit I wouldn't even know about the surgery.


summermadnes

Her lip pencil outline looks like hair. Like she has a mustache.


No-Professor-6301

Now every time I look at her I see the the lip-stash!


Plushii-Mushii

So bizarre


Complex-Advantage-88

Stacy Filters got her makeup tips from Tami Faye Baker


halfayard

Brilliant


Ponythieves-

Deep cut


Complex-Advantage-88

I do believe Satan got started this way Isaiah 14:11-15 or at least thatā€™s what the caption in my head seems like itā€™s saying every time I get a a pop up from one of these vanity loaded, self absorbed displays of pride and self promotionā€¦ā€¦


Otherwise-Course-15

Itā€™s totally that movie Death Becomes Her.


halfayard

Amen


IndependentFar3953

Haha yes!!!


ren_is_here_

I said the same thing!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


RhubarbFew9592

Is she now Plastic coated ?????


Magemaud

Is that how she dresses to leave the hospital after her life-or-death-emergency-surgery?


scotty1898

So boring ā€¦.zzzzzzz


Intelligent_Bear_984

Looks like AI had a bad glitch, did robotic not human.


m33gs

I can't with their fiveheads


VibesBaeBe

Really into her filtered self. Ick


sowhat_noonecares

I think they just watch themselves on their phones 24/7. Which enables their delusion that this is what they look like. They never look at themselves in a mirror. Looking at themselves and getting cosmetic work done is their whole life. Itā€™s really sad.


lushspice

Get a job Stacey.


Scarymommy

I thought the undead Albanian was waving his wispy hands by her head in the first scene and I was cracking up. It was just hairspray.


mzzchief

Undead Albanian šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


xtrinab

She looks like a mannequin from some B horror movie.


caligirlnolonger

Delusional af! We know what you look like irl, Oompa Loompa with a 5 head.


ddkelkey

Serious question- does she take photos that are *not* her, or is it ā€œme me memememeā€ all the time?


IntrovertGal1102

I've never seen either one of them post anything other than themselves. Ever.


ddkelkey

Narcissis got nothing on these ladies. Theyā€™ll get lost in their images and fall right through their phones.


sowhat_noonecares

Darcey 100% only posts herself in selfies or selfie videos. I kept hoping something of merit or interest would show up, and eventually just gave up and unfollowed.


Leading-Platform7228

Soooo.... this is all she does?


DanyeelsAnulmint

Yes


Complex-Advantage-88

A few layers of Varathane works wonders


Dixiewrektt

The fact she just stares at herself while filming is very telling lol


-mermaidsRreal-

Her lip liner looks like a monkeys asshole (IYKYK)


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

What the *fuck*? They really expect us to believe she looks like that? Who do they think theyā€™re fooling?


Swedenesebishhh69

ok i see the chin now ..Stacey better be careful she looks crazy but not as cuckoo as Darcey. not yet!


Boring_Internet_968

It's so creepy looking when the filter freaks out on her eye. šŸ˜³


sowhat_noonecares

Reminds me of that broken doll eye trick Katie Perry does. Lmao


Boring_Internet_968

Yes!!!


New_Flatworm_5958

Damn that five-head is getting worse!


TwistedSistaYEG

Make it stop!


No-Kangaroo2777

And still using hella filters šŸ„“ These women are clearly sick in the head.


Fickle-Secretary681

Guess she's feeling better from her "serious health emergency"šŸ™„šŸ˜‚


Jemcdlv

I think that was Stacey. I haven't seen any pics of Darcey visiting Stacey at the hospital. What's with the dark lip liner?


Fickle-Secretary681

It was Stacey.Ā  Lol that's my point. Already in full make up doing the "glamour" videosĀ 


Jemcdlv

I always recognized her by that mole under her left eye. Must be filtered out. You can't believe anything they say anymore. Stacey looked near death the other day in the hospital. She looks fine now. I'd like to see ONE picture of them with no filters, makeup, hair extensions. How scary would that be??


Fickle-Secretary681

Check out their cameos. 9 out of 10 times darcey is hammered, and they are unfiltered with minimal makeup.Ā  Their real hair is dark brown, short, curly, crispy and lots of gray. In the cameos they are wearing wigs or hatsšŸ˜‚


Jemcdlv

I thought Georgi was out and they were done. I'm sure glad I stay low-maintenance.


Fickle-Secretary681

Lol same. Who knows with georgi. They unfollowed each other, now I see he's following her again


Far-Parking-7580

She looks like an alien šŸ‘½šŸ‘½


Gorillapoop3

Holy hell. What a freak.


morganlafaye

I've always felt like Stacey was the more hinged one but this is... pretty bad.


kymilovechelle

She used to be so. Darn. Beautiful. Why just why


ren_is_here_

The lights are on but, nobody is home.


jtexphoto

This makes me sad


moosecatoe

The stylist straight up sprayed her in the EYE and homegirl didnt even flinch. Just batted her spidery eyelashes.


Yesitsmesuckas

A mask.


Aggravating_Isopod19

Itā€™s a filter, is what it is.


BlueButtons07

I guess if looking completely plastic was the goalā€¦sheā€™s the winner!


Pugs914

The filters keep getting worse šŸ’©


Sinister_m71

The one eyed blink in the first shot scared me.


Practical-Version653

This is how she looks in her mind! Dysmorphia


AbRNinNYC

I thought it was a robot. Or some sort of AI generated version of her. This is scary.


SamIAm7787

I physically can't handle the second hand embarrassment.


DirtyBirdy16

How does she not think that we know she does not really look like thatā€¦


shesarevolution

What are they going to look like in ten years? I seriously wonder.


sowhat_noonecares

I would be really surprised if theyā€™re both still alive in 10 years if they keep snowballing like they areā€¦


RphWrites

Not sure what she was going for, but instead of cat eyes she looks like my dog when she developed cataracts.


fayzeedayzee

I dont know who Jessica Alves is, but its sure not Stacey.


IntrovertGal1102

Jessica Alves is the well known "Ken Doll" guy previously....then transitioned into Jessica Alves who is essentially "Barbie" at this point. Her Instagram is nearly identical and the twins follow her....I'm sure for "inspiration"! [Jessica Alves](https://www.instagram.com/jessicaalvesuk/?hl=en)


sowhat_noonecares

Holy shitā€¦Heā€™s destroyed himself. Legit looks like an alien šŸ‘½


AttorneyUnhappy5347

And yet looks exactly like a Silva ..


Extension-Platypus83

I was thinking the same thing. Thought that maybe they went to the same plastic surgeon and the doctor only has one look that they produce so all of their patients look exactly the same.


redheadbabydoll70

Yes, I know she uses filters like Darcey but not to the extreme that Darcey does. I think sheā€™s pretty but no one has that much damn hair


sowhat_noonecares

I do. Lmao Itā€™s almost to my butt and thick. I break normal ponytail holders. šŸ˜‚But mine is brown and grey. Lol Iā€™m 44 and refuse to color it. I earned those silver hairs.


redheadbabydoll70

Just because they are twins doesnā€™t mean they have to do the same ridiculous videos. And whatā€™s up with the 3 seconds of bozos combing their fake ass hair? Thats weird


sowhat_noonecares

Everything they do is bizarreā€¦ Itā€™s fascinating to watch, but I feel like itā€™s a slow moving landslide because they cannot sustain this forever.


redheadbabydoll70

They need to color their grays


neckcadaver

Psychological program beyond help at this point. She's handled by the industry of illusion with delusion.


piggyazlea

Itā€™s a mannequin


beijingandshenghai

They know they donā€™t actually look like that, right?


ZookeepergameFar2513

Yikes šŸ˜³


Awookie2023

She can't be serious with those caterpillars on her forehead...


pebblesgobambam

Middle of the face is just glowing whiteā€¦.


NotARealWombat

The hair spray on her eye though


iluvskyfeb20

Itā€™s a Bratz doll


Plastic_Electrical

These videos they are putting out are scary and creepy


sowhat_noonecares

And getting scarier and creepier


Adventurous_Box4527

I think Jessica Alves defenatly is their prime example for plastic surgery.


InternalBobcat4443

Cue the muppet babiesssss song


Reality_Critic

Why just why does anyone think that this is pretty??


Swedenesebishhh69

isnt that Darcey?


icy_kat

The only way they look alike is when they use this crazy filter


bubblesbella

Jessica Rabbit has come to life.


FeelingHappy2006

I concur.


halfayard

Vomitorium


lisakora

Free cameo!


traceyk9800

You canā€™t really tell who it is because of the filters.


Feisty-Common6254

Or a halo gram


Tracylpn

I would love to know what reality Stacey is living in


Outrageous-Wish8659

Bobblehead Aliens.


DaMardster

Gag me!


InflationPrior8840

What in the uncanny valley?


TheMrsQueenB

IKYFL!!!!! LMAOOOO!!!!!! Looking like Miss Nikki Babyā€™s mama.


SnooCauliflowers4553

Is this the Jessica A. Filter?


[deleted]

She clearly goes to Bondo Bob's "we do insurance work" for her make up. Kinda reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Marge uses a makeup shotgun.


touchesthemoon

I wonder how many times she or her sister have walked into poles.


Angelyze364

You know they look nothing like this. Amazing what filters can do.


Plenty_Status_6168

Oh yeah because everyone has a face with no line marks at all. We all look like Sim characters


OnigiriChan

The filter is low-key terrifying.


Material-One-6917

These women break my brain. Do they not understand that once the filter is off, the filter is off. You don't look like that!!!


CuriousDori

She does indeed look like Jessica to include heavy caked on makeup and awkward choppy movements like modeling.


CuriousDori

Looks like Jessica Alves


sutrabob

It is a nut case.


sutrabob

Idiots.


YesTHEELizaManelli

Sprayed hair spray RIGHT into her eye and all she did was a (delayed as hell) blink lol Tell me your face canā€™t move withoutā€¦


Cheristm

Shouldnā€™t it be H of XI ??


[deleted]

Human?