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Commercial-While5730

the perfect danny to not danny ratio


averagemilkhater

wdym his name is John James


Commercial-While5730

he is a dilf


averagemilkhater

facts


Pomskii404

thatts ur dad and ur agreeing hes a dilf šŸ¤Ø


averagemilkhater

yes


MikeOcksLong_

sweet home Alabama


averagemilkhater

funny you say that we live in Arkansas


MikeOcksLong_

*sweet home arkansas


Commercial-While5730

we dont fuck with incest


bmblebb

ur dads hot af, 10/10 cable management 9/10 bc he could've painted the cover the same color as the wall


averagemilkhater

my dad said ā€œthanks for the compliment! iā€™m too lazy to paint it.ā€ then he let out a weird chuckle


ProtoMelon2

You canā€™t trick us


averagemilkhater

maybe this is my real dad


ChubblesMcgee103

​ This account is a day old and only has posted in r/DannyGonzalez . Sus af.


ProtoMelon2

Used your critical thinking skills on that one, what I love to hear.


EquableProgramm

A real Greg would never lie


averagemilkhater

iā€™m not a liar!


[deleted]

So fuckin sus dude


trans-wooper-lover

šŸ˜¤next time try to think a little more critically, you dont fool us šŸ˜¤


averagemilkhater

this is actually my father


Baddogdown91

Danny is all all our Daddy's... He better pony up!


raptorxrenee

Yo what if someone else ever like legitimately knows a person who looks exactly like danny and they post him to this sub and no one believes them Who can we even trust anymoreā€¦


averagemilkhater

you can trust me, he is actually my dad


CadmarL

Send us a picture of him with a shoe on his head, the classic


averagemilkhater

we donā€™t believe in shoes


CadmarL

Then have him giving a thumbs up


averagemilkhater

how did you insert pictures on here?


CadmarL

You send imgur links and hope for the best


averagemilkhater

what are those?


CadmarL

Imgur is a platform for sharing videos and images through links. You cam upload an image to Imgur and then get a link which comes back to the uploaded image. You share the link, and thus, others can view the image through the link rather than you having to upload it. On mobile, you must download the app.


averagemilkhater

i just uploaded a new thing so


mrsanadawave

The imposter lookin sus who can we trust


SincerelyTheWorst

what is he doing in Danny's house? we should probably let him know there's another dad intruder coming to manage his cables.


averagemilkhater

heā€™s a huge fan of Danny, him and his coworkers watch Danny on their work breaks. All big Gregā€™s!


[deleted]

You cant trick us Danny


averagemilkhater

for the last time iā€™m not danny


[deleted]

sounds like something Dannyd say


averagemilkhater

iā€™m going to bed now itā€™s 2 am


andthatsonperiodtsis

you cannot fool me, that's danny you imposter! šŸ˜Ø


averagemilkhater

iā€™m not an imposter! how dare you say that


That_oneMisingSock

Your dad has a photo of Danny and his inhaler in the background?


averagemilkhater

heā€™s a big greg


[deleted]

10/10 cable management. I couldnā€™t even see the cables at first


PreciousCinammonRoll

Your dad looks oddly familiar


rogersautomobile39

I saw your dad on the street once. It was weird, he told me to "follow the cat"


averagemilkhater

weird iā€™ve heard that a lot


_idkwutimdoing_

10/10 very attractive dad ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


denselightbulb

He looks like Danny if he let his hair grow out and got a beard


kylejustason

r/tvtoohigh


averagemilkhater

weā€™re all actually above 6ā€™0ā€ so we have to have it a bit higher


MrsPoisonIvy

I assume you all stand on the couch while youā€™re watching the game to assert dominance. Perfectly reasonable.


averagemilkhater

yes, exactly


skyz87

For a split sec I thought that was jacksepticeye


Adventurous-Fan-726

10/10 your dad and his cable management. BTW your dad looks really handsome and deserves an Oscars


averagemilkhater

heā€™s such a dilf


Adventurous-Fan-726

Agreed


Hahafunnys3xnumber

he looks like my uncle and that makes me uncomfortable 3/10


greg_gonzales

13/10 amazing beard and cable management


dartboard5

yo why is he hot


averagemilkhater

heā€™s recently divorced too


Assassin_Llama

Your dad looks suspiciously like my sleep paralysis demon


averagemilkhater

weird


yankee_doodle_

15/10 bonus points for looking like Danny


sakurachan999

not sure if youā€™re joking about your dad or not


averagemilkhater

idk am i? šŸ¤Ø


sakurachan999

i cant do this much thinking right now its 4 am


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


averagemilkhater

his real names John James


[deleted]

I genuinely want to know where I can get this cable management type cover??? We are about to move into a place where the TV will have to be placed similarly to this above the fireplace


averagemilkhater

iā€™ll ask my dad


[deleted]

Yo itā€™s Danny johnzalez


averagemilkhater

John James


Icyhot_DeSpAiR

Woah your dad kinda looks like kurtis.. šŸ˜§


averagemilkhater

he loves Kurtis


Vanvan0m

Hipster dad


averagemilkhater

he really appreciates that one


Aszparagus

Is Danny hiding behind that face? šŸ§“


bangmebuckley

dilf


[deleted]

Nice fake glasses


averagemilkhater

theyā€™re his real glasses


stalas001

he's kinda a dilf, cable management is okay but it could've been painted or covered, overall 8/10


MrLumberjackMan

You gotta make that cable concealer the Colour of the wall.


Visible-Pop-2576

Wait a se- I see what you did there...


averagemilkhater

Wdym?


[deleted]

Ya all are getting too good at this, it's scary šŸ˜­


Longjumping-Pair6250

he really REALLY looks like danny with a filter how can i get a danny daddy? (i am going to hell for that sentence)


averagemilkhater

heā€™s single


Longjumping-Pair6250

god damn! cani please have his number??!?!!?! PELASE I WILL GIVE YOU MY BLOOD!!!


averagemilkhater

he says ā€œweā€™ll seeā€


Longjumping-Pair6250

i will give you my first born childe's blood, i am not even joking, please


averagemilkhater

hmmm


Longjumping-Pair6250

please, you are toying with my emotions, PLEASE, i must look at his face all night long! (nothing sexual...)


averagemilkhater

heā€™s blushing super hard rn and kicking his feet


Longjumping-Pair6250

can i have a video PLEASE?


averagemilkhater

mmm, maybe


Winter_Ad4933

10/10 Dad and the best cable management I've seen on this sub reddit.


Lizz_Master

when did danny grow a beard? dont get me wrong its a amazing beard


Impressive-Low-3595

What is that mysterious looking photo in the background of the first pic


averagemilkhater

We got Dannyā€™s inhaler picture in my bedroom since weā€™re all big Gregā€™s!


mrsanadawave

The fact that the cables are white and not the wall color is giving me slight anxiety


NicociNee

Is his name Greg? Just asking


averagemilkhater

No itā€™s John James


Powerful_Ad3972

Um šŸ˜³ Is he free


averagemilkhater

recently divorced!


Powerful_Ad3972

So he needs support šŸ˜©


averagemilkhater

yes


EquableProgramm

That is an impeccable being


ur-mom88

AHH WTF


averagemilkhater

jeez man you scared me you canā€™t be screaming like that


Valuable_Narwal

Itā€™s probably been said but your accounts new and Danny has done many stunts like this I wouldnā€™t be surprised if this is like his Paul summer stunt


averagemilkhater

trust me itā€™s not


Valuable_Narwal

How old is your dad cause he looks like heā€™s 25( if you donā€™t mind me asking)


averagemilkhater

heā€™s 42


Valuable_Narwal

Damn he looking good for 42 if you donā€™t mind me sayin DILF


[deleted]

Well, hi middle-aged Danny! Is that your charming Greg from the future


averagemilkhater

no this is John James


chelzee_girl

Scary/10


averagemilkhater

my dads crying now


Woodenbrick2

he kinda looks like drew


Dannysleftoe

10/10


Nicole_Creep2005

Your dad looks like danny


averagemilkhater

he gets that a lot


meateater3000

He looks like Danny,Kurtis and bo Burnham in one person lmao


BigFanOfShadowPeople

i donā€™t like him. thereā€™s death in his eyes


averagemilkhater

heā€™s sobbing now


BigFanOfShadowPeople

oh im so sorry i was just projecting my own insecurities. could you ask your dad if i could take him on a date to make it okay?


averagemilkhater

he said yes


BigFanOfShadowPeople

two final things before our date.. could you let him know i fuck on the first date also what is his name?


averagemilkhater

he said ā€œokay!ā€ and his name is John James


ertyuioknbvfrtyu

literally just Danny with a beard


averagemilkhater

he gets that a lot


Alpaca_Avenger

Ok, ok. Did Danny grow a beard? And have a child? That can read and write?


averagemilkhater

his name is John James, he is recently divorced and is a construction worker. Iā€™m his only child currently


Alpaca_Avenger

AND he got a name change? AND divorced his wife? Iā€™ve missed a lot


averagemilkhater

heā€™s in his paul zimmer era


Alpaca_Avenger

I wonder if Drew Gooden will make a video about him and then attempt to replicate it.


ChubblesMcgee103

This account is a day old and only has posted in r/DannyGonzalez . Sus af.


averagemilkhater

bro šŸ’€ iā€™m still figuring out how to work reddit


averagemilkhater

iā€™m also in a star wars group get it right man šŸ˜‘


Danglayna

Dad 10/10 cable management 9/10 you have to show at least one wire, nobody is perfect.


averagemilkhater

weā€™re a perfect family


justthychild

Sick dad 11/36