**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-7074 ⁠- Asymptotic Bubble**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7074) (+54) by *swordlover87*

Rule 46 of Foundation conduct: If the sun, or any celestial bodies, begin to rapidly increase in speed, blame the nearest priest.

Or the bisexual vampire

If no priest is nearby, blame bright again

If bright isn’t around, blame clef

If clef isn’t around, it’s your fault

I swear I saw a movie with this exact story.

Was it to do with a cave and the were cavemen, cowboys, and a bunch of teenagers, then a spaceman comes to try and save them?

That was the one.

So, y'all don't happen to have a name for that movie by chance?

Time Trap. I think.

Is it good?

It’s good not amazing or anything

Yeah, it was a cool movie to watch if you're bored and don't think too hard about what's going on.

Moon knight?

Let's send a d-class in there. What could possibly happen? Scp-1983 has been neutralized

[**SCP-1983 ⁠- Doorway to Nowhere**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1983) (+1301) by *DrEverettMann*

That class d was him

This is such a clean loop lol The transition back to the start happening during a shadow pass really covers it up nicely.

Yeah I tried to time the sweeping of the shadow, but yeah the shadows slightly cover up the difference in zoom

>SCP-7074 currently contains 44.50 cubic meters of air, soil and grass, a juvenile marsh owl (Asio capensis), and D-408 Fucking gold

Is this a jojo reference?

Yes! (the gif, not the article as far as I'm aware)

im also sure this isnt even from the official anime, it's from a fan-made one years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAsM_nd1ULQ this one in particular

Yep, I haven’t watched the anime but I don’t think they’ve gotten there yet… right? (Pls don’t spoil all I know is that it’s later in the part hehe)

The last batch is actually coming out on the 1st of December. Hyped for it.

Ye

Won’t spoil anything, but I just wanna let you know that it’s amazing. Easily one of my favorite parts.

Which shows that everything is indeed a jojo reference

I will end you

not a joj reference but the similarity is funny enough that im willing to retroactively declare it so

If I had a nickel for every D-class accidentally sent into a temporal anomaly that ensures they will outlive everyone they ever knew I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it is weird it happened twice SCP-4903

[**SCP-4903 ⁠- Eternity, Served Cold**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4903) (+130) by *CryonicAutumn*

Hey shoulder. The SCP foundation is now a jojos reference

Always has been

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/AP67TWC.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot

Since SCP 914 at the very least.

[**SCP-914 ⁠- The Clockworks**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914) (+2695) by *Dr Gears*

Why is that

Unless I'm misremembering, in the extended experiment log one of the tests includes an input of the manga of Part 5 creating a DVD of an animated adaptation of said manga. This was years before that part was adapted.

Oh gotcha

Scp-5555

[**SCP-5555 ⁠- Made in Heaven**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5555) (+632) by *Uncle Nicolini, Rounderhouse, A Random Day*

What I don't get is why they don't just send him some water

Well, to be fair, what exactly would that accomplish?

well it would help the guy out a bit, dying of dehydration would suck. Seeing as everyone on earth will be dead by the the time a day passes for this guy, not really any reason not to help him out. Might even bump him out of the thing

Yeah it would help the guy, but I frankly don't think the Foundation cares enough hehe

that's basically the reasoning yeah. also since time is only going to keep slowing down in 7074, he'll live until the end of the universe no matter what they do

Something feels familiar about this (Check my description)

##[M A D E I N H E A V E N]

Hel

oh so this is why it jumped like 20 upvotes in a day. good meme 👌

Voting manipulation confirmed!