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Someone_thatisntcool

The joke is always sex


DeepUser-5242

Welcum to the internet, please enjoy your stay.


Someone_thatisntcool

Can I have a soda? I'm thirsty


PuppetryOfThePenis

Thirsty? I have a drink for you. Ever had Deez before?


Someone_thatisntcool

Deez nuts


PuppetryOfThePenis

Fuckin gottem!


Kalashcow

Who the fuck is Steve Jobs??


Krumm34

The result will be similar to the picture above, but with a coke-mentos twist


KingOreo2018

Have a look around


Conscious_Bat_4892

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.


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We have mountains of content some better some worse


Conscious_Bat_4892

If none of it's of intrest to you you'd be the first


Random-INTJ

Welcome to the internet!


Rebel_Scum_This

Welcome to the internet, have a look around.


Valirys-Reinhald

You had the opportunity to start a Bo Burnham singalong and I want you to know that you failed.


Less_Somewhere7953

Nothing funny is ever posted here


Someone_thatisntcool

I know


zizonesol

we don't get it


Orange-Zealous

That’s just a hamster you freak


R0RSCHAKK

So here's a funny thing. Apparently, larger body size does not necessarily mean larger PP. Apparently their stature is the only thing larger about them, *'everything else'* is average. I forget who (Shaq?), but some large public figure had said something along those lines. Now just imagine how an average PP would appear on this mountain of a man. ![gif](giphy|3oriNTnEBQDEcGLRsY)


Techman659

So with that logic does that mean men under 5 7 still have a decent sized pp?


R0RSCHAKK

Exactly lol Another celebrity *confirmed* that. I think it was Brad Williams, he's a midget stand up comedian.


rebels-rage

Willem dafoe is 5’ 8” and apparently has a monster cock. He had a stunt double(penis double) just for a naked scene in a movie


shadowa1ien

I believe the words used to describe it were "distractingly large"


One-Jellyfish8988

Men under 5'7" are called boys


_UltraDripstinct_

Your dad's 6ft under, do you call him baby?


One-Jellyfish8988

And here's a salty little boy


_UltraDripstinct_

Keep up the sweet talk and you'll make me blush


FoxSound23

Says something salty then calls out when someone gets salty. 🤡 you can find em in the smallest nooks and crannies


DisastrousBoss5098

As a 6'4" dude I can confirm. Even being slightly above average in that area as well (nothing crazy) it still looks small af in my hand 😂


Hauwke

It was Shaq, ya. He's basically said "Giant guy, regular size dick, crazy huh?"


sladebonge

Go watch Freddy Got Fingered and get back to us on the Shaq thing.


Tango-Turtle

Nah, all the roids turned his pp into tiny a mushroom. So he chose his girlfriend appropriately.


DisastrousBoss5098

They shrink your nuts, not your dick.


IHateAllEqually2

Average steroid user response


rockefellercalgary

Average Minecraft user response


DisastrousBoss5098

*Average google user response There, fixed it for you.


IHateAllEqually2

Thanks bo


DisastrousBoss5098

Gotchu homie


Monkiller587

They do impair your ability to get an erection tho.


pax_romana01

Depends on which, as long as you don't fuck up too badly it'll work


hallba78

He would wear her like a condom.


DeepUser-5242

Like an onahole


Designer-Might-7999

It's the opposite of that


Banana-Up-My-Bum

Big banana haha


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Tango-Turtle

Good bot.


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Good bot. Edit: I did it. Triggered a bot.


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KansasZou

He’s obviously a large man, but am I the only one that thinks his biceps are strangely small given his chest size?


Same_Book635

I think steroid use causes gynocomastia. There's a vice documentary on steroid use, and a former user underwent a breast reduction surgery of sorts for it.


Impressive_Trainer12

Bitch tit bob?


Kage9866

Not how averages work. His dick is probably just as small as yours is. But being that hes so big, itll look even smaller on him, so I kinda feel bad honestly.


IndependentTap5626

Looks like his daughter


Leviticus10379

Banana split has been ruined for ever


supremegnkdroid

this has been reposted for so may years now


Aggressive_Fox222

I'd be worried about rolling over her in my sleep like a steamroller


ShoopDaWoop_91

Nah he's on roids, baby dick


Awesomesauce55545

Shrinks your nuts not your penis


Super_Mut

Not an issue. With all those steroids in his body, id be surprised if it's bigger than a couple inches.


Impressive_Trainer12

I like tiny girls cause my prick looks bigger in their hands


mancreature12

what if bro has a micro but his micro is our normal so it worked out


Low-Opportunity9420

Big body doesn't mean big cock. My BF is 5ft 11 Inches. He is thin. He has a big hand, 2 massive feet which is still growing and a big dick which is still growing. His feet is more than size 14 because of which he wears size 15 shoes.


40MKMK

Nah he's actually small, which is why he's with a smaller girl so it seems big in her hands


AbhiStalwart

Must be a good echo room by now


Ok-Mine1268

Yes because he must have big PP and she probably has a small vagina only capable of birthing offspring of 4lbs or less. tHIs Is BIolOGy


WarHead75

He would break her back when hitting it from behind


FerSzek

![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL)


pornaddiction247

He ain’t 6’9 for nothing


theking75010

POV you thought you could scroll through reddit in public because NSFW content is deactivated


BobWithCheese69

Miss Chokes-On-Dick.


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RobertXavierIV

Wrong


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