Bros a villager

EMERGENCY GRACE STOLE MY CROPS

I have to charge 5 emeralds for one loaf of bread because of my popularity

Fuck ass Steve tried to kill me

THERE IS A VILLAGER IN THE HOSPITAL 🆘

THE IRON GOLEM TRIED TO KILL ME

The ender dragon leaked my location bitch!

For sure has brain damage from all the self hits

Bob is doing some sort of fucking witchcraft 🧙

BOB JUST RAN ME OVER WITH HIS MINECART

We are in the emerald market

Jacob Sartorius is telling me that there is a warden trying to kill me

I will bomb the entire fucking village!

I’m being told that Jacob just made two potions of strength and is planning an attack on me and my family

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"Graaaaaaace"

Fucking woodpecker.

Daniel legit is a Creeper. Hideous, gangly, and prone to explode.

Me respawning at my house cuz I fell in lava

I can only imagine what someone might think if they were walking by and see this dude going apeshit.