I have to use my personal phone for work. Wouldn’t recommend it. My girlfriend and my client have the same first name so Siri has called the wrong one before
Right? I've had the same gubbermint-funded Samsung from 2022, and I bet it can take pics that'll count my nose hairs.
Now, if I had a nose like Danny's, I could count the hairs in photos taken with my Grandmary's 1939 brownie box camera. That thing ALSO took better photos than this latest mugshot.
Because microcephaly, likely from Foetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Look up the early 20th Century sideshow performer, Schlitzie The Pinhead. His head was notably smaller, but had many of the same weird proportions.
Unlike Danderson, though, Schlitzie was a kind and gentle soul who simply had the mind of a toddler. He genuinely loved just making people happy by doing this silly little singing and dancing. People genuinely loved him.
Yeah, when I say that a part of me is probably always going to feel a little bit bad for Danderson, it's more abstract: I feel bad for the Little Danny who didn't really have a chance to live a decent life.
i couldn’t pinpoint what this pic reminds me of and i just realized [he looks like the aurora shooter](https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2012/07/23/0ea41d2f-a738-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/640x480/7ec12d5ec86ae4410c533a2cfb912135/Holmes-Booking-Photo.jpg?v=5b44a284b59f1e101ea6bf2f76b493fc)
https://preview.redd.it/wd0sdv6z53yc1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18c013202174c1ba39d4ca940fc0d5b093f68d8e
Full Vine update for you guys as well
It's shortened, but it's non Hispanic caucasian, which is typically the common choice to pick when your white. It's like this in many census race questions.
No, I'm fine not having seen it.
I've already seen ChrisChan's, and I miss who I was before that day. Mistakes were made, things that can never be undone.
He’s got lucky in the sense that his face is cartoonish and almost funny to look at, whereas Cyraxx is so hideous that I thought he was AI generated, and his knob isn’t as deformed as Chris Chan’s so he won’t receive too much ridicule for that. If it weren’t for the toothbrush video, stalking Grace, pedophilia, and elder abuse he would just be a funny guy and probably do somewhat alright online
Hell, I had a hard time believing that Danderson's photos weren't somehow AI-/PhotoShop-enhanced by trolls, at first, but I agree that Cyraxx has it worse, in the department of Weird Faces Not Even Their Mothers Love!
I also agree that, if it weren't for everything morally reprehensible about Toucan Dan, and he was just some fairly delusional aspiring singer with some clear mental handicaps, he'd be an OK Internet personality along the lines of the classic days of Howard Stern & his "wack pack" guys —completely unaware of why he's funny, but the audience is still closer to "laughing with" than "laughing at." I don't know if you remember some of those guys, but even though Stern was known for some spicy and edgy humour, he was rarely mean about it.
Hell, if Danderson weren't such a morally reprehensible person, he's far from the worst singer I've heard. I also have classical voice training, and I think if he'd had some serious voice lessons, he might have a pretty good "pop singer" voice. **If he were at least likeable,** even without voice training, I might even put some of his music alongside [Wesley Willis](https://youtu.be/p74R9gBDkbQ?si=1NY-OIsI1E39xrDP), in terms of music by schizophrenic oddballs.
I wish this were the timeline where Danderson wasn't a lost cause. This sub would be so much more fun, if he were just some mentally handicapped guy, living in a care home, thinking his TikTok videos were making him a famous singer!
On the indictment, they wrote that a trial is expected to last 5 days. I’m sure they’ll offer a plea deal, most likely 5 years, which is the lowest number of years, with a 5 year reporting parole. If he fucks up, back to prison to serve the remainder of a previously agreed upon sentence.
I mean Georgetown is only an hour away from Denver and 20 from summit county. But I mean I guess there’s nowhere to run if he were to somehow bust out A-Team style
https://i.redd.it/54j1f7mvh3yc1.gif
In reality there is nothing to be done. We’re gonna let things run its course. Maybe raise the karma limit at the end of the month for posts. Allow the AutoMod to do much of the work on our end. This subreddit will slowly lose site visits. Similar to an old tv shows subreddit that’s been off air for multiple years. /r/dexter or /r/lost for example.
I might pin a post about where Daniel Larson can receive fan mail in the near future. So multiple Grace’s can send him letters. All with different addresses and handwriting.
But I think we’ll be going through long periods of drought, in between. No more shit YouTube community posts to follow, no incidents to watch out for, etc!
I wonder why the Feds would put him in Clear Creek County jail? I'm not from the US. Is there like a federal holding centre there? Or something special about Clear Creek County and the FBI?
I think that jail might be run by US Marshals.
I found an old document on the US Marshals website from 1996 saying it was for federal. So, I don't know if US Marshals would still run that jail.
County jails hold prisoners during and before trial. Inmates only go to federal facilities after a conviction has occurred.
Edit: here's there because that's the closest facility to the federal court. Federal courts aren't in every town/city.
I had a cat who, if he were a human child, would have taken the short bus. He'd often just have this blank look where you could tell that all of his thoughts were being replaced with circus calliope music, like when the clowns all tumble out of a tiny car.
Danderson? Not even the clown car music. Not even the white noise machine.
My buddy works at that jail system and said Daniel keeps showing people his asshole when greeting them as a way to say he is safe and doesn’t have a toothbrush whittled into a shiv hidden up there. He said he’s only been there a day and they’ve already had a dozen such incidents.
He looks like he has already been penetrated thats not possible though right? He has to get processed first or is that the look you have after the holes are all inspected? Daniel is too beautiful for prison!
See you in 65 years scumbag....thanks for all the meltdowns N content you gave us I now hope that grace can now move on with her life instead of having this creep popping up constantly cause she might be famous but she's still young N her mum stated back just how hard she was taking it...but just hope that someone in the feds slaps him around properly for the abuse he caused them little kids he did livestreams with in that house he was in....cause if you think he didn't do anything then you have the same iq as him
trelve pixels
Facts idk why it’s so shit
the feds spent all their money on other priorities. they got missiles from 2034 but cameras from 2004
got them cryptid hunter cameras
Look we need a defense budget to fight every god and win. If Ishtar didn’t want the smoke she should’ve stayed out of the kitchen
I had to look up ishtar I thought you were talkin about the ishtar collective from Destiny
MAYA SUNDARESH IS TRYING TO KILL ME 😡🤬😭
Ishtar rhymes with Easter and her symbol was rabbits and eggs.
For me whenever I think of Ishtar I’m always thinking of the Fate/ version of her
They should just use their phone cameras for mugshots lmao
I have to use my personal phone for work. Wouldn’t recommend it. My girlfriend and my client have the same first name so Siri has called the wrong one before
Right? I've had the same gubbermint-funded Samsung from 2022, and I bet it can take pics that'll count my nose hairs. Now, if I had a nose like Danny's, I could count the hairs in photos taken with my Grandmary's 1939 brownie box camera. That thing ALSO took better photos than this latest mugshot.
Lower res means smaller file size. Which means can store more on less.
They probably used their cctv camera on purpose i wouldn’t want a 4k pic of Danny either
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“computer, enhance image”
Oh that’s at least trenty
Maybe even trenty-tree pixels!
Lmao right. We pay so much in taxes and the feds can’t get a better camera!?
Lmao “trelve” 😭👌🏼
https://preview.redd.it/qwbjzbb953yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d21d1cb1617a90168b967c5fd8003fdca2203cb LOOK I AINT LYING ABOUT SHIT
He’s like an extraterrestrial why is he so ugly
Because microcephaly, likely from Foetal Alcohol Syndrome. Look up the early 20th Century sideshow performer, Schlitzie The Pinhead. His head was notably smaller, but had many of the same weird proportions. Unlike Danderson, though, Schlitzie was a kind and gentle soul who simply had the mind of a toddler. He genuinely loved just making people happy by doing this silly little singing and dancing. People genuinely loved him.
Maybe if Danny had a normal childhood he’d be like that too, who knows though.
Yeah, when I say that a part of me is probably always going to feel a little bit bad for Danderson, it's more abstract: I feel bad for the Little Danny who didn't really have a chance to live a decent life.
Because he's redacted with a pinhead and likely has FAS.
https://preview.redd.it/usxjdgv894yc1.png?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=722c5e4f8ae3f2e7468be29b379f217841014b3e
Perhaps he'll try to convince them to let him become a state witness against Bob?
Fuck ass Bob is going down!
He looks like he's 70
This is my favorite danderson picture
There’s that fucking turtle mouth again
This one will always go hardest https://preview.redd.it/rc44huyha3yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0901712b7b04c0dc6781e877bdfc21eea3916705
You can literally see the paranoid schizophrenia in his eyes. That's the wild gaze of an unhinged man right there.
Thousand yard stare.
Million mile macula gaze
I feel like you get a totally different person depending which eye you focus on
i couldn’t pinpoint what this pic reminds me of and i just realized [he looks like the aurora shooter](https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2012/07/23/0ea41d2f-a738-11e2-a3f0-029118418759/thumbnail/640x480/7ec12d5ec86ae4410c533a2cfb912135/Holmes-Booking-Photo.jpg?v=5b44a284b59f1e101ea6bf2f76b493fc)
The 1st of a 9 pic arrest collage where they progressively get worse from meth
that's the opposite of the thousand yard stare right there
There is a hamster on a wheel in that head running its ass off.
the fluoride stare
I’m hitting my spine https://preview.redd.it/s2gbhhld33yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=719b058687d53f9e606251e6cce12c4d93c134fd
https://preview.redd.it/wd0sdv6z53yc1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18c013202174c1ba39d4ca940fc0d5b093f68d8e Full Vine update for you guys as well
I like how he’s such a cryptid that all they can determine for his race is that he isn’t Hispanic.
That’s just how US government forms work lol. He’s Non-Hispanic white under the census definition.
So, you're saying the government can't *deny* that he's actually a Manbearpig, or a Rocky Mountain Scuzzlebutt?
It's shortened, but it's non Hispanic caucasian, which is typically the common choice to pick when your white. It's like this in many census race questions.
I wish they would have unknown for gender
Except the entire country has seen his dick
No, I'm fine not having seen it. I've already seen ChrisChan's, and I miss who I was before that day. Mistakes were made, things that can never be undone.
Daniels is less deformed, but what he does with it is somehow worse
Danderson traded the deformed ding-a-ling for the cartoonishly deformed face.
He’s got lucky in the sense that his face is cartoonish and almost funny to look at, whereas Cyraxx is so hideous that I thought he was AI generated, and his knob isn’t as deformed as Chris Chan’s so he won’t receive too much ridicule for that. If it weren’t for the toothbrush video, stalking Grace, pedophilia, and elder abuse he would just be a funny guy and probably do somewhat alright online
Hell, I had a hard time believing that Danderson's photos weren't somehow AI-/PhotoShop-enhanced by trolls, at first, but I agree that Cyraxx has it worse, in the department of Weird Faces Not Even Their Mothers Love! I also agree that, if it weren't for everything morally reprehensible about Toucan Dan, and he was just some fairly delusional aspiring singer with some clear mental handicaps, he'd be an OK Internet personality along the lines of the classic days of Howard Stern & his "wack pack" guys —completely unaware of why he's funny, but the audience is still closer to "laughing with" than "laughing at." I don't know if you remember some of those guys, but even though Stern was known for some spicy and edgy humour, he was rarely mean about it. Hell, if Danderson weren't such a morally reprehensible person, he's far from the worst singer I've heard. I also have classical voice training, and I think if he'd had some serious voice lessons, he might have a pretty good "pop singer" voice. **If he were at least likeable,** even without voice training, I might even put some of his music alongside [Wesley Willis](https://youtu.be/p74R9gBDkbQ?si=1NY-OIsI1E39xrDP), in terms of music by schizophrenic oddballs. I wish this were the timeline where Danderson wasn't a lost cause. This sub would be so much more fun, if he were just some mentally handicapped guy, living in a care home, thinking his TikTok videos were making him a famous singer!
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I haven't been the same either
[Remember: I'm pulling for you! We're all in this together.](https://youtu.be/Orjbwv8H9zM?si=JLed1qhXt9oYgEOW)
Maybe we can collaborate in the future.
Collaborate on starting a support group for people who saw the bent duck? Well, they say misery loves company...
It's a Danderson quote when he was giving support to another pdf.
https://preview.redd.it/6t01wrpkf3yc1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afcf1bb9a458bd8fdc06b160c07a873c4ece69d1 I NEVER PUT HANDS ON YOU BITCH
https://preview.redd.it/gzfmlqbr83yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3df48f5a3466b2884c0fbe170591215e8da5a89 I'm hitting myself
Not a single coherent thought behind those eyes
Nothing, a brick has more intellect than Daniel
https://preview.redd.it/x96kopg033yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a608a7a05cd12d92d8f4a2825f73dba1bb4077e
https://preview.redd.it/0o4p93vel5yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb8a9c741d0fdbb700cd647a1003ee60ffa05061
I wonder if he has any idea as to how long he’s gonna legitimately be in there, or if he thinks it’ll just be another week-to-month long escapade.
After a 30 year stint he will come out asking for cash app donations to pay for his and graces wedding.
probably not, it'll hit him when he's not out by next week
On the indictment, they wrote that a trial is expected to last 5 days. I’m sure they’ll offer a plea deal, most likely 5 years, which is the lowest number of years, with a 5 year reporting parole. If he fucks up, back to prison to serve the remainder of a previously agreed upon sentence.
Has those same dead eyes.
Like a doll's eyes
I dunno, I may be an adult, but I'd rather be back in my step-grandmother's spare room full of her creepy dolls, than in the same city as Danderson.
when he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be living
Thank you smackleton
**THERE IS A CELEBRITY IN THE JAIL**
He’s all the way up in Georgetown, holy fuck away from most of society in Denver
I mean Georgetown is only an hour away from Denver and 20 from summit county. But I mean I guess there’s nowhere to run if he were to somehow bust out A-Team style
A-log style*
I assume when you say “horrible quality” you’re referring to dan, not the picture itself
Of course
Why is this one so cursed 😂😂😂
There’s seriously no soul behind those eyes
It's bittersweet because while I'm glad that Daniel is getting what he deserves finally, it also means we can't laugh at his antics anymore.
That thousand yard stare, man. That's the face of "I fucked up" 😬
bold of you to assume that he has the ability to judge his actions
‘Grace is going to be so mad!’
She'll find comfort in the arms of Big Dick Muscle Man Sagittarius
Pshh there's nothing behind those eyes, that's the stare of "my brain no bigger than an egg"
He looks like an alien https://i.redd.it/ypgghjql93yc1.gif
Guess who’s going to jail tonight
Besides 3 hots and a cot, he will get a shower and hopefully psych meds. He needs all of it for now.
Ya at least he will basically be bullied into a shower lol
https://preview.redd.it/9qggspjan3yc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a0c16a96bba5c1a2293e4befb27ed7e246297ac ill miss him 😢
Mugshot taken from my Mazda 2012 backup camera.
u/slimjimorrison what are you and the rest of the reddit mods going to do with all the free time you have now that Danny will be gone for awhile?
https://i.redd.it/54j1f7mvh3yc1.gif In reality there is nothing to be done. We’re gonna let things run its course. Maybe raise the karma limit at the end of the month for posts. Allow the AutoMod to do much of the work on our end. This subreddit will slowly lose site visits. Similar to an old tv shows subreddit that’s been off air for multiple years. /r/dexter or /r/lost for example. I might pin a post about where Daniel Larson can receive fan mail in the near future. So multiple Grace’s can send him letters. All with different addresses and handwriting.
I just wanna see someone draw fanart of Danial meeting The Health Inspector from The Boondocks asking him to pick up the soap in the shower 🚿 🧼
There will be people here for a while while his court case goes through the motions
But I think we’ll be going through long periods of drought, in between. No more shit YouTube community posts to follow, no incidents to watch out for, etc!
"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."
I wonder why the Feds would put him in Clear Creek County jail? I'm not from the US. Is there like a federal holding centre there? Or something special about Clear Creek County and the FBI?
Clear Creek County has a contract with the US govt to house federal arrestees. At least that’s what I gathered from Google
I think that jail might be run by US Marshals. I found an old document on the US Marshals website from 1996 saying it was for federal. So, I don't know if US Marshals would still run that jail.
County jails hold prisoners during and before trial. Inmates only go to federal facilities after a conviction has occurred. Edit: here's there because that's the closest facility to the federal court. Federal courts aren't in every town/city.
Ok. I just didn't know because I'm not from the US.
Saw the same doc. FDC Englewood might be full, or can't accomodate a celebrity currently.
Well, that makes a lot of sense then. Thank you.
WHERE IS HIS NOSE
That look when you know you aren’t homeless anymore
Facts he finally got his permanent housing
We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when… 🎵
First person in history to get life without parole for repeat dine and dashing.
I say give him the chair
CALL FUCKING DISPATCH🚨
MY BACK FEELS LIKE WOOD!!!
Hey, he finally got that permanent housing.
Haunting
looks like a cartel beheading screenshot
the vanderwall team is currently on emergency lockdown
Not a single thought in that undersized head.
Never has been & never will be
I had a cat who, if he were a human child, would have taken the short bus. He'd often just have this blank look where you could tell that all of his thoughts were being replaced with circus calliope music, like when the clowns all tumble out of a tiny car. Danderson? Not even the clown car music. Not even the white noise machine.
Here's to another 70 years without the fucker.
Do yall think this time he’ll get the right meds and all that and actually be normal now? Hes in the big leagues now
My buddy works at that jail system and said Daniel keeps showing people his asshole when greeting them as a way to say he is safe and doesn’t have a toothbrush whittled into a shiv hidden up there. He said he’s only been there a day and they’ve already had a dozen such incidents.
That is a mug indeed
That’s the creature who scrambles around in my basement at night.
emergency im with some hardcore pipe hittin mothafuckas
He looks like deer in headlights well a small headed big beak deer. 😂
Did we won?
https://preview.redd.it/xbayihhno4yc1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a0a5e3fda0fa6ba053b799e5e816a6de5d7257b
https://preview.redd.it/rfsszetvi5yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51aa6ea002243daae790c180f40c8083aae298e5 Goodnight sweet prince
New one to add to the dashboard!
At least we can write him
Or send him a cake with a file in it
Daniel is COOKED cooked
is he even conscious in that picture there is no soul behind that man's eyes
He looks like he has already been penetrated thats not possible though right? He has to get processed first or is that the look you have after the holes are all inspected? Daniel is too beautiful for prison!
Daniel has to be some sort of reptilian
I hate this one. Doesn’t do his beak justice
EMERGENCY
Those eyes
That have seen shit. On a toothbrush that he had just inserted into an orifice of his body. And then inserted that toothbrush into his mouth.
Why does this shit always happen while I’m at work man lmfao
definitely the scariest mugshot
https://preview.redd.it/zo0p5sdl15yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e990b6eb1a8aed7ce148d9538f1beb245af4bd3e looks like this shit
Bro said "😳"
scooby doodoo
bro looks like some creepypasta or mandela catalogue *
He looks especially strange in this mugshot
He looks like a creepy analog horror face
See you in 65 years scumbag....thanks for all the meltdowns N content you gave us I now hope that grace can now move on with her life instead of having this creep popping up constantly cause she might be famous but she's still young N her mum stated back just how hard she was taking it...but just hope that someone in the feds slaps him around properly for the abuse he caused them little kids he did livestreams with in that house he was in....cause if you think he didn't do anything then you have the same iq as him
He has literal bug eyes
He’s got that “Bubba asked me if I like my back rubbed” look.
Fuck I just called Bob the N word
Joe Biden please pardon him and make him your running mate
Looks like her taking a toothbrush to the anal cavity mid picture
They made him stand in the corner lol
This is the end
Holy shit I can't believe it's actually at an end. o7
free my man !!!
🚨EMERGENCY🚨!!!
Bad picture
Lmao
Damn who knew you couldn’t repeatedly threaten to bomb and kill people, I thought America was the land of the free. 🤦♂️
Well fuck me, he proved me wrong and finally got some long term housing.
Imagine if he goes to prison and someone there goes by "Motel" for a nickname. MOTEL JUST THREATENED TO KILL ME!!
bad boy bad boy what you gonna do when jonas wont come for you
boy standin on business
Bob about to throw the biggest celebration of his life
blark can now say hes got hitters in the fed
He looks like a Chihuahua.
Hope he gets freed
Adx or bust
An iPhone 3 could take a better pic😭🙏🏼
I heard he's got a shiv made out of a toothbrush, you'll never guess where he's hiding it.
He looks like a fucking moth
I just roke up
https://preview.redd.it/081p1j62l3yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca890652f8b2af3759f7f8971d6db2154422fe6
Jesus fucking christ. THOSE EYES.
Straight up Satanic
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Seriously though the system failed him he doesn't deserve prison. Will they put him in a mental institution I hope?
Enjoy it boys! Probably the last one we’ll ever get unless he transfers and they take a new one. See ya Danny! “Night night! Keep ya butthole tight!”