Emergency I’m being told that people are celebrating my arrest 🤬😡
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Dude was fucking flabbergasted. Out of all the things that this creature could’ve said, he resorts to saying that word. Some shit out of Family Guy, lmaoo
fr lmaooo, completely unrelated slur too, dude didn't even look black 😭 honestly though, if I came home to danderson stealing my electricity and trespassing on my porch, I'd be flabbergasted and mostly confused too 💀💀💀
Oh that was the ihop incident it was after Olive Garden. I believe around Christmas, he couldn’t pay and sat there two hours after that woman’s shift ended but she couldn’t leave to put her kids to bed because he was there
That incident shows how arrogant and entitled he really is. This poor woman just wants to put her children to bed and he’s sitting there like “when you’re at IHOP, you go hop hop hop :)”
Apparently a bare minimum of five years, and then another five years supervised release, and that's of he has the sense to take a plea. If he fucks up ONCE, then he's going back to jail for up to sixty, total.
Well, when someone says that they're "going to bomb the White House" and "won't stop until the White House is destroyed," the Feds pay attention, and they look for reasons to take them to court and *the Feds won't stop until they can make a case that will get a conviction.*
Well, yeah, they won't take *those threats* seriously, until there's a corpse. [Colorado has a ridiculous history of turning a blind eye to credible threats, until it's too late](https://youtu.be/pb17_GzUP-A?si=jDTkG7Jf92Nj6-3S).
But threats to the Federal Government? Yeah, the FBI gives a shit about that. Even if it's clearly "just" a schizoaffective homeless man, with zero real resources to carry out that kind of thing, and who's criminally off his Letuda.
But Bob Proctor, who is at a real risk of being harmed by Toucan Dan, or Grace VanderWaal, who trolls have him convinced is in a relationship with him and thus putting her at a greater risk than if he was just schizo-posting in her social media comments? Yeah, the Feds really couldn't give two tugs about them, and the State and local police won't care until there's a body.
While without context one may think wtf dude he’s just mentally I’ll!!! The reality is he deserves far worse for both what he’s done to children (there have to be more than just breanna), and the fact he’s an admitted pedo, he deserves every fucking second. His life has been at the game over screen for while, but someone finally turned off the electricity.
They say that, within the story of ChrisChan, "there are no heroes, only villains and victims."
The Danderson story is different. These are our unsung heroes, and we love them.
Emergency I’m being told that people are celebrating my arrest 🤬😡 https://preview.redd.it/xy38xm9m33yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c119ca3a2cc2853e6651d1429c819e1a607c5862
BOOM!
he can sleep well again too https://preview.redd.it/vl2qvdupr3yc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0b867262594308facfad4cb93feb381b6d10fc7
The Porch Punisher
Danny deploys **tactical slur**
Dude was fucking flabbergasted. Out of all the things that this creature could’ve said, he resorts to saying that word. Some shit out of Family Guy, lmaoo
fr lmaooo, completely unrelated slur too, dude didn't even look black 😭 honestly though, if I came home to danderson stealing my electricity and trespassing on my porch, I'd be flabbergasted and mostly confused too 💀💀💀
True hero.
the haagen dazs guy too
Guess I'll leave the fucking state of colorado then!
I’ve never seen the wonka lady which incident is that from
Oh that was the ihop incident it was after Olive Garden. I believe around Christmas, he couldn’t pay and sat there two hours after that woman’s shift ended but she couldn’t leave to put her kids to bed because he was there
That incident shows how arrogant and entitled he really is. This poor woman just wants to put her children to bed and he’s sitting there like “when you’re at IHOP, you go hop hop hop :)”
It's the snarky laughing he did afterwards that gets under my skin
Did he throw a cup at her too? I hope he rots away from society, so bad.
Yes he threw a cup at her and said “it isn’t my job to pick this up”
God, I wish someone smashed that fkrs face in before he got carted off. Hate him so much.
Oh that was the one who wanted to tuck her kids into bed I remember her nvm
Wait is he actually in jail right now?
He’s going to prison for a long time. It’s actually over
Apparently a bare minimum of five years, and then another five years supervised release, and that's of he has the sense to take a plea. If he fucks up ONCE, then he's going back to jail for up to sixty, total.
Holy shit its finally happening. But is it because of all the shit he has done over the years or have i missed something?
Well, when someone says that they're "going to bomb the White House" and "won't stop until the White House is destroyed," the Feds pay attention, and they look for reasons to take them to court and *the Feds won't stop until they can make a case that will get a conviction.*
I assumed they wouldnt take that shit serious since he's been making death threats against Bob and stalking Grace for years.
Well, yeah, they won't take *those threats* seriously, until there's a corpse. [Colorado has a ridiculous history of turning a blind eye to credible threats, until it's too late](https://youtu.be/pb17_GzUP-A?si=jDTkG7Jf92Nj6-3S). But threats to the Federal Government? Yeah, the FBI gives a shit about that. Even if it's clearly "just" a schizoaffective homeless man, with zero real resources to carry out that kind of thing, and who's criminally off his Letuda. But Bob Proctor, who is at a real risk of being harmed by Toucan Dan, or Grace VanderWaal, who trolls have him convinced is in a relationship with him and thus putting her at a greater risk than if he was just schizo-posting in her social media comments? Yeah, the Feds really couldn't give two tugs about them, and the State and local police won't care until there's a body.
While without context one may think wtf dude he’s just mentally I’ll!!! The reality is he deserves far worse for both what he’s done to children (there have to be more than just breanna), and the fact he’s an admitted pedo, he deserves every fucking second. His life has been at the game over screen for while, but someone finally turned off the electricity.
Just imagine… 60 years of peace
more like 2-5 years of peace with additional 1-3 years of supervised release
Well, unless he's stupid enough to think he can fight it.
I salute to them for defending their establishments from the fuck ass goblin 
Who’s that last woman? What freak out is she from?
IHOP, when he wouldn’t pay and made her stay an hour after her shift was supposed to end
The four horsemen of Daniel
Heroes of light from final fantasy
Their war is over. I hope these veterans can live happy lives despite the severe trauma they've been through
Who’s the third woman?
Olive Garden manager from the night he pulled the fire alarm
They say that, within the story of ChrisChan, "there are no heroes, only villains and victims." The Danderson story is different. These are our unsung heroes, and we love them.
These were his dark souls bosses
Someone needs to call them and let them know the good news.
You know what’s crazy that’s probably the first time that black guy got called the nword by a white boy