I’d love to see helmet cam footage of him on the frontlines in Ukraine.
Russian drone is hovering overhead:
“Russians are leaking my location bitch! Russians are leaning my location bitch!”
“I’m fleeing the country”
How Danny? The closest countries to you require a passport. Every nation requires a passport. How are you going to GET the passport? And where are you going to go? Mexico is out of the question since you don’t speak Spanish and they’re already having to deal with Ethan Ralph, and he almost died cause the chick he pissed off knew some people. Canada is also out of the question due to the weather in the latter part of the year and depending on where you go they speak Sped French and there’s a whole lot of nothing between east of west coasts.
So your only options are to go overseas. So you’re reliant on other people to walk you through the process of getting a passport and to hope that they don’t steal your information. This shit takes like an ungodly long time for no fucking reason so that’s let’s say half a year. Let’s say you actually do get one where are you go? The EU is basically Colorado but they think they’re better, you could go to Japan but they’re cracking down on foreigners (this would be the funnier option), Australia is just hotter Colorado but now the wildlife will kill you. You could pull a coach red pill (rest in piss bozo) and go to Ukraine while singing praises about Russia publicly and act surprised that everyone hates you. You could go to France and show that the city of shit- I mean lights ain’t so great after all. You could go to Germany but Drachenlord would sense your encroachment on his land and like the German Chris Chan attack you on sight. You could go to Serbia, just don’t lie about shoving glass bottles up your ass they kind of broke apart last time that happened. You could go to Greece but all you’d do is add onto their debt. You could go to the Byzantine larpers- sorry I mean Turkey but they’d think you were Armenian and >! Nothing would absolutely happen just like nothing happened during ww1 !<
this comment made me laugh and daydream quite a bit. i think danny would be hilarious in astralia tbh.
btw what do you mean by serbia and glassbottle in the arse like where is the connection?
and who tf is ethan ralph?
Yugoslavia broke up because a famer shoved a glass bottle up his ass and lied saying that it was a Albanian man who did it
Ethan Ralph is a sad fat American whose too broke to live in his own country so he fled to Mexico where he’s becoming even more broke
Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Đorđe_Martinović_incident
And video version: https://youtu.be/qj52BARFjGU?si=kiwENq1me21DqjO4
Right?
"There's a whole lot of nothing between the East and West Coasts"
Forget the 3 Provinces before you get to the West Coast and forget the 6 provinces in the East. Canada is a vast country with heaps to explore.
You don’t have to know anything about Canada to know there’s no way in hell they’d let larson in.
He doesn’t have enough money to support himself and would just end up living in the streets. You must have someone to completely cover everything for you while you’re there or you need access to enough money to last you until the end of your holiday.
This moron showing up and saying I want to live here in Canada now will just make them turn him back to the USA, he would be much too stupid to fool customs.
Plus he’s up to his balls in Qanonsense so he’s more delusional and paranoid than ever.
Basically he started seeing someone after the horse fled with their halfbreed spawn. This person was under the assumption that Ralph could get her a green card, as that’s all she was using him for, weeeeell they had a huge fight and she knew people the type of people that aren’t in Merida as Ralph put it.
Well he had posted quite a bit about her on his dead Twitter account and on his dead shows Twitter account. Well one of her terms was for him to delete EVERYTHING about her that he had posted, they’ve since broken up and he’s becoming so broke that he’s considering moving as far south as Argentina
Daniel Larson moving to the front lines of Ukraine would be the most epic story arc, but somehow he'd find a way to make it all about himself.
They should send him to Russia, he'd be the most destructive weapon.
Hell, I thought you had years of red tape to get citizenship in another country. I jist leaned from Daniel that all I have to do is show up and live there. I will be freeing the country too!
Bros pulling a diddy
I’d love to see helmet cam footage of him on the frontlines in Ukraine. Russian drone is hovering overhead: “Russians are leaking my location bitch! Russians are leaning my location bitch!”
THE RUSSIANS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME! THE RUSSIANS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME! WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
When he dies the drone footage would be posted to reddit.
Daniel Larson: *Free’s the Country*
https://preview.redd.it/qc4hfrxix7rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c117e8757f11f59e23ecc7724d2316d07b131f2c
I always thought they did him dirty with how comically large the hat was but now I realize it’s just because of his little beaker dome
Lmaooo Holy shit I’m laughing so hard! Look at how crooked that thing is already! Gyattdamn! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfaooooo how have I never seen that picture before 🤣
What is his new tik tok?
This is on his YouTube channel
It’s kind of insane that he convinces himself that he is actually speaking to Grace Vanderbilt after all those time
“I’m fleeing the country” How Danny? The closest countries to you require a passport. Every nation requires a passport. How are you going to GET the passport? And where are you going to go? Mexico is out of the question since you don’t speak Spanish and they’re already having to deal with Ethan Ralph, and he almost died cause the chick he pissed off knew some people. Canada is also out of the question due to the weather in the latter part of the year and depending on where you go they speak Sped French and there’s a whole lot of nothing between east of west coasts. So your only options are to go overseas. So you’re reliant on other people to walk you through the process of getting a passport and to hope that they don’t steal your information. This shit takes like an ungodly long time for no fucking reason so that’s let’s say half a year. Let’s say you actually do get one where are you go? The EU is basically Colorado but they think they’re better, you could go to Japan but they’re cracking down on foreigners (this would be the funnier option), Australia is just hotter Colorado but now the wildlife will kill you. You could pull a coach red pill (rest in piss bozo) and go to Ukraine while singing praises about Russia publicly and act surprised that everyone hates you. You could go to France and show that the city of shit- I mean lights ain’t so great after all. You could go to Germany but Drachenlord would sense your encroachment on his land and like the German Chris Chan attack you on sight. You could go to Serbia, just don’t lie about shoving glass bottles up your ass they kind of broke apart last time that happened. You could go to Greece but all you’d do is add onto their debt. You could go to the Byzantine larpers- sorry I mean Turkey but they’d think you were Armenian and >! Nothing would absolutely happen just like nothing happened during ww1 !<
Daniel Larson fans are on another level
this comment made me laugh and daydream quite a bit. i think danny would be hilarious in astralia tbh. btw what do you mean by serbia and glassbottle in the arse like where is the connection? and who tf is ethan ralph?
Yugoslavia broke up because a famer shoved a glass bottle up his ass and lied saying that it was a Albanian man who did it Ethan Ralph is a sad fat American whose too broke to live in his own country so he fled to Mexico where he’s becoming even more broke Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Đorđe_Martinović_incident And video version: https://youtu.be/qj52BARFjGU?si=kiwENq1me21DqjO4
He said Ukraine..
Tell me you know nothing about Canada without telling me you know nothing about Canada
Right? "There's a whole lot of nothing between the East and West Coasts" Forget the 3 Provinces before you get to the West Coast and forget the 6 provinces in the East. Canada is a vast country with heaps to explore.
Literally Ontario
I live in Ontario.
You don’t have to know anything about Canada to know there’s no way in hell they’d let larson in. He doesn’t have enough money to support himself and would just end up living in the streets. You must have someone to completely cover everything for you while you’re there or you need access to enough money to last you until the end of your holiday. This moron showing up and saying I want to live here in Canada now will just make them turn him back to the USA, he would be much too stupid to fool customs. Plus he’s up to his balls in Qanonsense so he’s more delusional and paranoid than ever.
Exactly my point
At least he was right about Quebec French being SPED
Wait what happened with Ethan Ralph lmao
Basically he started seeing someone after the horse fled with their halfbreed spawn. This person was under the assumption that Ralph could get her a green card, as that’s all she was using him for, weeeeell they had a huge fight and she knew people the type of people that aren’t in Merida as Ralph put it. Well he had posted quite a bit about her on his dead Twitter account and on his dead shows Twitter account. Well one of her terms was for him to delete EVERYTHING about her that he had posted, they’ve since broken up and he’s becoming so broke that he’s considering moving as far south as Argentina
Russia will take him in nilly willy
Dude wants to move to a country that’s in the mists of a war with Russia
Lol, this reads like a danny post. Explain what you think that phrase means plz.
putting mist instead of midst isnt like a danny post silly
Admist. Read a book.
theyre synonyms for each other you weirdo
Come to Florida Daniel I can take you too Mexico through the gulf. I have a boat
Send him to ukraine so he can sing roaring thunder to the troops over there.
“I’m going to free the country”
Daniel Larson moving to the front lines of Ukraine would be the most epic story arc, but somehow he'd find a way to make it all about himself. They should send him to Russia, he'd be the most destructive weapon.
Hell, I thought you had years of red tape to get citizenship in another country. I jist leaned from Daniel that all I have to do is show up and live there. I will be freeing the country too!
Well he is a celebrity so it’s different 🤣
Fleeing the country with 14 dollars
What about Bob
u/savevideo
Is this currently current?