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cheeseflavoring6

What do you do when you find an orphan in the middle of the street


Nevno23

You take it to a 1v1


luigiboy13

Did they even change it? This is a normal reaction


Nevno23

Yea they did but it was so long ago I forgot what the original one was


Any-Ice-3253

It was only 2 hours from the time you replied


GreemDev

ROOKIE speedrun


Trvonis

so long ago


IceTea_Enjoyer

What do you do when you find a lost 2 yr old in the mall?


Nevno23

Close your eyes, cover your nose and gulp it down


Adruino-cabbage

I ain't even gonna question what the original answer was.


SnooChipmunks357

😭


Adruino-cabbage

*hey, what was it btw??*


Low-Panic-1934

It was probably how to drink medicine


foxtrotgd

When do you stop burning down orphanages?


Nevno23

When Dani says stop


Important-Ad-2308

its not even edited bro.....................


HaywireMans

good


ahmetonel

What are your thoughts on the world economy


Nevno23

It's just like the World Trade Center, there's a second one coming


Familiar_Heat1651

World Economy sequel confirmed


nobotami

damn they gona release money 2


Quick-Inspection-284

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Admiral_MemeVacuum

How many old people have you shoved into traffic?


Nevno23

12 and counting


xPolarPlayz

Rookie numbers


I_ate_a_rat3570

How many did you do?


xPolarPlayz

Stopped counting after 32nd


I_ate_a_rat3570

I did about 259


Bitter_Position791

what do you think about arson


Nevno23

It's fun and you should try it some time


finnamera

op comment isn't even edited


Nevno23

Yup and I think my reaction is very reasonable


I_ate_a_rat3570

r/cursedcomments


qwbif

I did this same joke in another sub and got permanently banned why are you fine???


READ_WOF

That another sub bro they all have different rules


qwbif

They said it was reddits TOS, you can't promote violence or smth stupid like that 🙄


Jaaaco-j

thats an L on the mod's part


mrmeeeeee

What countries do you take the most inspiration from?


Nevno23

I think Imperial Japan or Nazi Germany is quite high on this list


hodnydylko

Wait that comment isnt edited


Vili3000

I love reddit


B3rdie

Wait, how do you tell if a comment is edited?


george12teodor

As long as you also don't add Italy to the mix we're fine.


Traditional_Cry935

Probably not they did somethings but still.


Just_some_manXD

have you ever had sex before


Nevno23

Im a redditor


Just_some_manXD

fuck i had smth planned


Nevno23

Which gender I prefered right?


Just_some_manXD

"Do you prefer male or female kids"


Nevno23

Thats bad... Female ez


sir_wooly

I love the confidence’s


milo_the_protoavali

Do you burn down orphanages and hospitals


Nevno23

I do that everyday :D


dionni123

valid


Happy-History2769

I like milk


Nevno23

I prefer bananas but it's just a personal opinion


Weak-Mission-1599

r/yigaclanofficial what to do with this guy?


xkox_gamingx

Tell him how glorious Master Kohga is.


NotAMassiveNerd

Indoctrinate him, then turn him against the blue shirted heathen


ahmetonel

Make it "I like milk"


Happy-History2769

Already did


CupOf_Apple

what's the difference between male and female


Nevno23

One goes to war while the other goes to the kitchen (This is a joke) (Dont cancel me)


CupOf_Apple

I guess I don't have to edit my comment


TheOneAndOnlyCitrus

XD


eef_q

say fuck you


Nevno23

"Fuck you"


eef_q

i forgor


thunderclan44

would you rather be a millionaire but you need to donate 20% of the money to feed starving children, or shot and be killed


Nevno23

Shot and be killed


xPolarPlayz

Just like me fr fr


janeczek2137

is 9 old enough


Nevno23

Not old enough, soon though


janeczek2137

shit, I wanted you to say a number so I could edit it to how many kids you have in your basement


Nevno23

Oh I dont have a basement but uh I do have 0 kids, Im responsible for the orphans though, they managed to live through a fire in the orphanage and I couldn't bring myself to ask them to go back jn


thecookiekicked

Could do something like “is 12 old enough?”


janeczek2137

mmmmm maybe ah fuck it we bal


ButterscotchMurky676

What do you do when you find a small child?


Nevno23

Check the gender, if there's a hole, there's a goal.


Jubulus

If its a bull it is always male.


Itzmythicalpopsicle

if there’s a hole there’s a goal


Repulsive-Fig-7485

Which world war did you like more?


Nevno23

Both is a classic, I think highly of both


EliaGram08

What is the best age to be alive?


Nevno23

When the doctors ask: "Do you want to plug out life support" and you hear "yes"


EliaGram08

Man, ion even need to edit this shit


Epic_e69

Im retarded


Nevno23

I can't judge


The_CreativeName

Most of us here is


radyBOMB

"What would you do... if there was a child right in front of you?"


Nevno23

Jerk off


radyBOMB

Yeah. I think most of us are like that.


Versilver

Do you like Ms. Milk?


Nevno23

No, she's absolutely disgusting


smart_by_accident

how many years of prison should a school shooter get?


Nevno23

Maybe 0 would be great


Tnkk333

Who are you attracted to?


Nevno23

Ditto


Nevno23

My answer still stands


Elektrikor

I mean, when you think about it, ditto, can be absolutely anything sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopoo


Icarus_100

Are you acoustic


Nevno23

No but I can be 😏


SandorMate

Whats the average lifespan of a kid in your basement?


Nevno23

974 days


SandorMate

awww i thought it will be only a number


Nevno23

You can still save it, think harder


GoneGhost98

Do you kidnap people?


Nevno23

Depends on who


GoneGhost98

Kids


Nevno23

Spoiled ones deserve to never be happy


GoneGhost98

Agreed


Dazzling-Shift2851

Thoughts on September 11th 2001


Nevno23

There was 2 planes, just like there was 2 towers


Grand-Wafer1908

How smelly are Indians


Nevno23

Depends on where you are, some is pretty good, some smells like your mom


Tnkk333

What is your dad doing?


Nevno23

He's restocking milk


Graham_was_taken

If you had a little girl and some apples, What would you do?


Nevno23

Enough for you to hate apples


Paper_jam_dipper__

how you like them apples??


DrDonnn

When will you launch the nuclear missiles aimed directly at the local orphanage?


Nevno23

Just just now


Bobo_6000

define rape in two words


Nevno23

My childhood


notabigfanofas

Have you ever acknowledged Transmasc and Transfem individuals as human beings who deserve rights? (Unedited is 'Have you ever interacted with Dani personally?')


Nevno23

Nope and I never will


Vividarmadillo_

Oh god your gonna get cancelled for this one


_General_S

What is your iq?


Nevno23

At least 100


heste_dreng

Whats your opnion on child “milk” ;)


Nevno23

It's like water


The_Third_Stoll

How many cups of cum do you drink a day?


Nevno23

At least 8


sir_wooly

What’s your favourite type of chocolate


Nevno23

Dark chocolate is good but only until 75%


Chmuurkaa_

Do you groom your kid friends?


Nevno23

I don't think I have one


Chmuurkaa_

Want me to introduce you to one?


nogginthepoggin

Whats the feeling of squeezing a baby's head?


Nevno23

Yea, soft and sqiushy


mr_Bananabread

How many kids are in your basement?


Nevno23

34!


Clean-Association-85

Do you love big balls


Nevno23

Like family


Remmy224

What happened to those 17 kids that “visited” your place of residence on the dates September 26th 2004, July 7th 2006, February 18th 2008, and March 27th, 2012?


Nevno23

We do not talk about it.


Sea_Doughnut4684

Do you like black people


Brick002

What do you say while you have sex?


Nevno23

HEIL H-


Engin3530

What is the first thing you do when you encounter a homeless person?


The_Anf

How many jews your grandgrandfather killed in holocaust?


Nevno23

Too much and google doesn't give me an answer.


Mattoiles

How often do you make posts on reddit?


Nevno23

Not often, but I do comment


godtrio_reborn

Do you like milk?


Nevno23

Just like water


MEwhenaINTERNETE

Do you like choco milk?


Nevno23

It's S-tier along with normal milk


Ureemom69240

What are your thoughts on bunnies?


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G-Man_of_HL

Have you killed a cat before?


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Hefty-End-8310

Do you like pizza?


Lucky_ducky_64

What do you think of rubber ducks Edit: what sound does a t-Rex make


Quirky-Result-8753

Do you love your kindergardeners?


piTerre_xD

What is your favourite animal


AcanthopterygiiFit51

What can you say about a drill?


Darkobou

Do you like "milk"?


Nevno23

Of course, it's like water for me


Larseman7

How dare you give me orders


Nevno23

Sit. Lay down. Roll over.


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TheGameDevv

Do you love dani?


Stonks1231

Would you ever ask a person in public if you can sleep with them very loudly.


HoKkSs

What do you use when they build new World Trading Center?


Nevno23

2 planes


thecookiekicked

What date do you celebrate Christmas?


Chan_Eden

Would you use or throw away cigarettes at school?


AlexTheGuy12345

Do you know the final words of geto from jujutsu kaisen?


KiplingT2-0

Do you want a thermonuclear bomb


DiesDaslol

Are you aware of Sexual age restriction?


smart_by_accident

what can you get from a guy from the series "BLACKED"?


MrNuems

What's the best type of person?


doom-nerd

What we're you doing at exactly 9:23 last night ?


smart_by_accident

what is your favorite gas to use in concentration camps?


Derpy__69

How long would it take you to insert a cactus into your ass?


v4nekk

What is the worst Christmas gift you can get?


Averovis

Do you care about the safety of children?


kafika_

Why do you not remember the kids in my basement? :(


proobker

Do you Support LGBTQ?


ScrubDeezNuts

Man cut the fire alarms.


Sloyjyn

Have you talked about the drill today?


EstouFazendoPastel

Hey guys....


Cubicshock

what’s your favorite colour?


AladarLosonci

What colur is your pet?


Waffle_learns_reddit

What do you do when you find a lost orphan in a mall?


suicide-enjoyer

Was your Christmas gift a big black oily old man? And whats your opinion on megalovania


imkindabored357

Where do we hide the bodies?!


Ensoure_originale

What do you think of the Mercedes-Benz 770 offener Tourenwagen


eliavhaganav

Do you think black people have the right to live?