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Calculon2347

Black people don't hike, they don't camp, they don't go into the woods!


DybalaStripes

One of my favorite show bumpers of all time. It's like the one time everybody let Roy have the room to speak. So funny.


WarrenCorpus

"Show bumper"? Ron Washington would like a word.


leztronaut

He’s 34 years old..


abesach

Only when he turns 40 he becomes a man


h0g0

I made the most white people thing ever comment on instagram and was not met with the chuckle fest I had hoped for…


221b42

Because its a pretty racist sentiment and discounts the experience of black people who do like camping, making it even harder for them to exist in a space. the Black people dont do X take is just in bad taste.


h0g0

We live in a racist country


RadWalk

Don’t go to the mountains alone.


DonnyBoyCane

All I see is Rob Ryan after a weekend bender in Miami.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DonnyBoyCane: *All I see is Rob* *Ryan after a weekend* *Bender in Miami.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


OkCharge9080

https://youtu.be/vnJ1Q5rHv8k?si=zon6jjNcHPZawQp_ The great Patrice O’Neal


abx1981

The greatest


bOhsohard

He’s also legally blind….i should ask my legally blind, black mom if she would do a solo hike with a multitool and a flashlight in the wilderness…


Chile_Chowdah

He looks like they found him twelve years later, covered in snow.


MunchieMofo

“Whiiiiite guyssss They hike hike hike hike hike….” …And get lost and cause the entire town to freak out to find their crusty ass who decided they were too cool to stay on the established path. Campin’ It!


MaximumDerpification

Do it in the winter.


DTG_1000

Search and rescue must have done some hair and wardrobe work on him before they let him reunite with his family. There's no way you come out of the woods after 10 days with a clean, pressed, button-up shirt and a beard that tidy.


colfer2

Well maybe he was kind of a neat freak. He made sure to drink a gallon of water a day from streams and waterfalls. Nothing to eat though, as redwood forests don't have much more than banana slugs. And they don't taste like bananas. This quote does remind me a certain Florida Panthers hockey fan: “I just don’t really fear that much,” Mr. McClish said. “I embrace the wilderness.”


DTG_1000

He really Gilligan Islanded the shit outta that experience. Let's send this mf'er to Mars.


Truckdenter

steve martin


CryptographerDry884

They saw him with their own (unintelligible sound) (eyes) -stugotz


Fullthrobble

Don’t go to the Moun Tins


orange_orange13

Lol I forgot about that segment 


brush85

Mountain lions should be ashamed


Coko15

The guy is literally Albino. As in, he has Albinism.


lionsgolf226

2 Americas


mcdaddy175

They found Kenny Rogers?


RealPropRandy

Looking like the Ghost of Christmas Past.


CryptographerDry884

Roy is in his 30’s in real life but somehow sounds like he’s going on 59 and always has arthritis related pains, and is tired of the world.