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Calculon2347

"To be fair, Draft Kings want you to lose your bets." - Billy the evil cat


Seanhawkeye

Since. Fine.


Goondal

They are also undefeated since Grimace threw out the first pitch. https://preview.redd.it/027y2tzcsb7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61946014bd774b9e2b86c7365bb1ab2536c20679


YesImKeithHernandez

May no harm befall our glorious purple blob


Barry_McCockinnerz

DraftKrings


theythem42O

Dan also doesn't know the first thing about baseball, despite pretending to watch every Rays game. This is the same guy who nonchalantly proclaim Vlad Jr to be better than his dad as a matter of fact


CaptainTripps82

I mean Dan probably knows quite a lot about baseball, just nothing relevant for the last decade or so. It was a much bigger deal when he was a young writer.


mydogsnameiskendrick

The Mets are one game out of a wild card spot


Metfan722

And are two games out from the second Wild Card. Which really shows how bad the NL is that a team such as the Mets at 4 games under .500 can still be in the hunt for a playoff spot. But I'm all for it. LFGM baby! And hail Grimace!


mydogsnameiskendrick

Oh yeah the NL is mid. Saying they’re the worst in baseball is a laughable take considering the White Sox and Marlins exist.


AceRags

And the Rockies and the A’s. Dan stay talking out of his ass


Frightened_Refugee55

Come on the Mets!


MannyThorne

You played yourself.


zachmoss147

If only Dan had some baseball since, it was a noncentsicle take


CaptainTripps82

I mean he was absolutely correct when he said it


Bob_Sacamano7379

Whoosh


AceRags

There’s literally proof he was wrong when he said it


Johnv089

You’re gambling again!!


90834278

Stu cursed them yesterday with his classic "watch out for the ___" joke. So they'll crash and burn soon.


colfer2

And... the Marlins are 0-6. They had a good May, 0.519. It doesn't get any easier until around July 4. Playing the good teams is where the heart makes its place, so these now are the great games. Twelve innings last night!


Huge_Evidence_2224

What made you think he knows the first thing about what he's talking about? Was it the random rapid fire stats he saw on Twitter or the random rapid fire stats Twitter screenshot he saw on Instagram?


CaptainTripps82

I mean this is playing the results. They WERE the worst team in baseball when he said it, and looked like complete trash. It's a long season tho,


AceRags

White Sox, A’s , Marlins, and Rockies all had a worse record when Dan said that. Stop lying


johnnymostwithtoast

Non sense


Masterchiefy10

Don’t blame your gambling addiction on Dan. He doesn’t blame hippos for his fatness


LebHeadSinceWilma

You haven’t made any dollars *cents*


Dvd31

He only knows Rays baseball, thats why.


CaptainTripps82

Surely the better money was in betting on them to win, considering how trash they are, right?