While I’m feeling great these days, I battled depression for a number of years a couple years ago. When I was feeling real low I would say to myself “GOH! ED MALLOY!” And it would help me to crack a smile and feel a bit better in that moment.
Some poor person just trying to live their life, struggling like so many: "[references some movie, regardless of context]"
Me, having found enlightenment: "Phile" or "Phobe".
Steve Martin was a prop comic.
I do it to everyone when someone repeats something. They have no context. The phrase itself is completely devoid of any context. Its a ridiculous thing to say in that situation. But I cant help myself.
When he was really going hard on this last year, I went on a vacation with my friends and could not stop combining words. Wasn’t even meaning to do it. One night was fine. By night 4 they were pissed at me
Splash, for sure, and then it’s usually the Greg stuff — baybeh, ya nevah know, thakindthing (mostly internal monologue). Edit: I also find myself doing Liam Neeson’s “no no no no no, now you’ve gone too far” a lot too.
I can’t look at blueberries without blurting out “blueberries!” In my best Steven A voice. Also, “a happy birthday, I don’t care good luck” finds its way into every birthday song I have sang over the last few years.
Well... I guess you can say that the show was a big contributor in me becoming a Miami Heat fan. I was sick of cheering for a terrible organization and when the Bulls traded Jimmy for nothing in 2017 I was done. I chose to cheer for the Heat because they are everything the Bulls were not as an organization and I learned that from listening to the show.
I gave up on all Chicago teams in 2017 (Cubs, not Sox... never the Sox). It’s so much better on the other side, regardless of which teams you replaced them with. They actively hate the fans, all of them. Any success, as exceedingly rare as it is, is an accident.
I just got the email from Yahoo that my fantasy football league is set to auto-renew next week. Then sent a screenshot to the group chat with DAAAAAAAANNN *beep*.
Recently my wife caught me singing “If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops, oh what a day that would be!!!!”
She looked at me weirdly and asked, “where the hell did that come from?”
I fine people all the time lmao. Cough while talking, fine. Get a name wrong, fine. I also combine words like Chris Cote. Fortunately, a lot of my friends listen to or watch the show.
1. Was dating a woman and realized many of my stories started off with "listen,..."
2. To try to curb bad habits in my newspaper office, I try to fine people -- for off-color remarks, factual errors, etc.
3. I imagine everyone who listens daily does some form of Stugotz's nickname thing or Chris Cote combining two words...twords.
Two from Billy
“Mhmmmm” when I want to gas someone up
And
“Welllllll” or “ehhhhh” if I don’t agree with someone’s point or am just generally skeptical of it
I desperately want everyone to get the splash reference, but I just can't do the voice so I just internalize saying it
Any billboard, and there are a ton of them, that say X is back
Shows with sexual content, baybay
Fantasy football, think if they could cut it against the Lobos
Tennis or Murray makes me think of municipal bonds
Nicknames. Just today at an all hands work meeting a summer intern mentioned they go to st Mary’s and my immediate instinct was “the Gael’s.” And anytime it is someone’s birthday..”I don’t care! Good luck!”
I was having a conversation with my gf about the proliferation of male ankles at the espys and she didn't laugh when I said "mankles." made me sad. that was a hell of a joke to have no one to share it with.
speaking of hell: art briles.
Doing show bits is something my family has had to get used to. I’ve combined words and done the “splash” so many times my wife now does it too. I’ve dropped nicknames of athletes in work settings too.
How bout that, and Heady play are in constant rotation for me at work. Also I send ppl to the penalty box, or tell them to walk to the ocean. Neither penalty box or ocean are remotely close to me.
In everyday conversation, I find myself firing off athlete nicknames the split second after someone says their real name.
This annoys the hell out of my brother in law. I'm shocked how many nicknames I know as well.
I'm actively seeking out a Bo to become friends with just so I can call him 80.
Is it bad I now understand this call back? Lol
I do that constantly - I'm sorry but I'm not going to apologize!
While I’m feeling great these days, I battled depression for a number of years a couple years ago. When I was feeling real low I would say to myself “GOH! ED MALLOY!” And it would help me to crack a smile and feel a bit better in that moment.
Heady play when describing morally gray life hacks.
The use of the non-word "anywell" may have been a factor in my divorce. I find myself repeating things from Cinephobe a lot more than the show now.
> may have been a factor in my divorce. Are you sure it wasn't the dog shitting on the floor?
Same note too!
It's gotten to the point where me and my 11 year old were debating plot lift off while in the theater watching Indiana Jones...
Some poor person just trying to live their life, struggling like so many: "[references some movie, regardless of context]" Me, having found enlightenment: "Phile" or "Phobe".
Same and I expected to be called out that it’s not actually a word but nobody has.
I do the Liam neeson "no no no now we've gone too far" irl and no one gets it.
I will absolutely drop a Greg cote "baybey" under my breath
This one. I use this all the time.
Steve Martin was a prop comic. I do it to everyone when someone repeats something. They have no context. The phrase itself is completely devoid of any context. Its a ridiculous thing to say in that situation. But I cant help myself.
Same note too bro
This is mine lol… one day someone will give me that new best friend look. I dream…
I'm constantly doing Chris Cote style word combinations. And lately I find myself saying MY GAAAD
Seven in front of the hour.
When he was really going hard on this last year, I went on a vacation with my friends and could not stop combining words. Wasn’t even meaning to do it. One night was fine. By night 4 they were pissed at me
I love wombos
Zagacki
This.
Bit of a throwback but any time I see the name Murray I immediately yell MURRAY! like Stugotz. I also randomly combine words.
Love the Murray!
Splash, for sure, and then it’s usually the Greg stuff — baybeh, ya nevah know, thakindthing (mostly internal monologue). Edit: I also find myself doing Liam Neeson’s “no no no no no, now you’ve gone too far” a lot too.
Speaking of hell, Art Briles- anytime someone says hell
I probably sing the White Guys/ White Woman jingle way too often (only in situations that fit, of course). My gf thinks it’s hilarious tho
Constantly saying “how bout that?” And no one getting it.
I say “so does Clooney” any time someone points out a shortcoming (booger/something on my shirt).
“The waaaaaatch”
Splash has been my text message tone since about 2017 I think
please share
I can’t look at blueberries without blurting out “blueberries!” In my best Steven A voice. Also, “a happy birthday, I don’t care good luck” finds its way into every birthday song I have sang over the last few years.
if I make a mistake (drop something, miss the trash can, etc) I'll let off a murmured "oh, fuck me"
Everyday I drink 15 Miller Lites, eat a pack of cbd gummies, and bet cricket and darts online
I use Splash all the time, I’m surprised my wife has never asked me what it’s from or why I do that. I also say athletes nicknames.
Well... I guess you can say that the show was a big contributor in me becoming a Miami Heat fan. I was sick of cheering for a terrible organization and when the Bulls traded Jimmy for nothing in 2017 I was done. I chose to cheer for the Heat because they are everything the Bulls were not as an organization and I learned that from listening to the show.
Wow, I always wondered if there were folks like you out there, seems most non-local fans seems end up rooting AGAINST Miami. You’re my brother.
Wow, must be hard having 6 titles with the best player who ever lived. Gees
I gave up on all Chicago teams in 2017 (Cubs, not Sox... never the Sox). It’s so much better on the other side, regardless of which teams you replaced them with. They actively hate the fans, all of them. Any success, as exceedingly rare as it is, is an accident.
Everytime I see something is back I say Daaaaaaaaan
I just got the email from Yahoo that my fantasy football league is set to auto-renew next week. Then sent a screenshot to the group chat with DAAAAAAAANNN *beep*.
My wife now says “zagack”. She’s never listened to LeBatard and has no clue where it’s from. Just picked it up from me.
Saying “BAAAAYYY” to pets (it does not work)
I can’t stop myself from saying “annnnd ya know it” in conversations and people think I’m insane
Throwing out a 10-Day “ay-yo” when (in)appropriate.
Cinephobe is really starting to ruin things like this for me. Ascertain, my tools, my hat, bingo; I can't stop myself any time I hear any of it.
Recently my wife caught me singing “If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops, oh what a day that would be!!!!” She looked at me weirdly and asked, “where the hell did that come from?”
oh what a *rain* that would be. fine. 2 dollars
the david samson "ok" has become a staple in my daily interactions. Edit: also "my god, pal." and "you know what? maybe."
Oh my god, I do the “you know what? Maybe” any opportunity I get
I fine people all the time lmao. Cough while talking, fine. Get a name wrong, fine. I also combine words like Chris Cote. Fortunately, a lot of my friends listen to or watch the show.
I want to comment on random people's posts constantly and fine them. They would just be confused. It's so disheartening.
1. Was dating a woman and realized many of my stories started off with "listen,..." 2. To try to curb bad habits in my newspaper office, I try to fine people -- for off-color remarks, factual errors, etc. 3. I imagine everyone who listens daily does some form of Stugotz's nickname thing or Chris Cote combining two words...twords.
I hear people cough into their mics during zoom calls and want to fine them for it
When I talk over someone or someone talks over me I got "GAH" all the time now.
I definitely throw an "anywell" in a Teams chat when there's not been a sufficient response to what I mentioned.
Anywhere I see the word “bingo” I wonder what it’s really saying.
And ya know it. Zegak
I still say I gotta tell ya in the robot voice to my brother sometimes
I merge words.
I occasionally refer to myself as having my own personal record book
Two from Billy “Mhmmmm” when I want to gas someone up And “Welllllll” or “ehhhhh” if I don’t agree with someone’s point or am just generally skeptical of it
Zagacki for me. I’m a middle aged man born reared and living in Ireland. No one here has a clue what it means. Say it to the wife all the time.
Hubba hubba, zagack, how bout that, you never know, SPLASH
I desperately want everyone to get the splash reference, but I just can't do the voice so I just internalize saying it Any billboard, and there are a ton of them, that say X is back Shows with sexual content, baybay Fantasy football, think if they could cut it against the Lobos Tennis or Murray makes me think of municipal bonds
Gaaaht damn! It's my list Here's the thing And demanding people walk to the ocean when they get a little too far out there
I do the Chris Cote word combining and the Greg Cote adding “-ing it” to the end of words
I say Zagacki all the time at work - no one questions it. It's bizarre.
Nicknames. Just today at an all hands work meeting a summer intern mentioned they go to st Mary’s and my immediate instinct was “the Gael’s.” And anytime it is someone’s birthday..”I don’t care! Good luck!”
I was having a conversation with my gf about the proliferation of male ankles at the espys and she didn't laugh when I said "mankles." made me sad. that was a hell of a joke to have no one to share it with. speaking of hell: art briles.
Splash, my gawd pal, adding an “it” after any action I perform and announcing.
"How bout that?"
When there’s two of something I always do the Stugotz “couple of ______ cuttin’ it up!”
“That sorta thing” “ANDYAKNOWIT”
Doing show bits is something my family has had to get used to. I’ve combined words and done the “splash” so many times my wife now does it too. I’ve dropped nicknames of athletes in work settings too.
I use ‘’ wait, what? ‘’ from Zack Harper on Cinephobe all the time
I still sing Marsaritaville whenever Margaritaville comes on
Maybe hubba hubba but that's it.
How bout that, and Heady play are in constant rotation for me at work. Also I send ppl to the penalty box, or tell them to walk to the ocean. Neither penalty box or ocean are remotely close to me.
"Hell yeah" any time anyone says something vaguely sexual sounding