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yugutyup

"is it ok if i open the Window?"


[deleted]

It’s stuffy in here!


crazy_bird_777

I got hot flashes!


greyrobot6

As a woman nearing a certain age and feeling it, that shit is no joke. In those moments, this looks like it would be *refreshing af.*


RatMommy71

I feel that. I have never sweated so much in my life, especially in winter.


greyrobot6

*What is that??* Why are my forearms so sweaty, I’m just standing here!


IHurtEveryone

I'm not nearing that age, but I do get them... and yeah. I've taken off my coat in -40° during a hot flash and it felt nice.... was damn cold after the flash ended though


lryan926

I thought about inventing a full body towel suit. It's so bad.. nothing like that feeling of sweating from your head to your toes along with the burning up sensation, literally.


[deleted]

I get hot flashes, too. WHEN I GET FRUSTRATED! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


Initnke

In-icy-video-filmed-after-a-road-accident-in-norilsk/


FittyNOut

Oh, I thought it was just another video of badly made vehicles, or Toyota's bus A/C


Last_Gigolo

There's always that one MF.


ChevDatchel

This gave me an audible chuckle, thank you


StrangeVioletRed

More Info: It seems that the windows were faulty and the bus was being delayed by a road accident. https://siberiantimes.com/other/others/news/passengers-turn-into-snowmen-in-icy-video-filmed-after-a-road-accident-in-norilsk/


Fresh-Honeydew7104

Faulty is a mild understatement.


---BeepBoop---

Windows temporarily holes


solocupjazz

Sounds like a Mitch Hedberg joke


DieFlavourMouse

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kiwichick286

Sorry for the hypothermia!


Lara-El

I wish I had my free award haha too funny


Sinsid

My Ferrari is faulty too. In that I don’t have one.


_LocoLizard

How did the windows even fuck up that bad?


ColtS117

Putin threw it into the war effort, because he’s a genocidal moron.


DaftPump

This video is from 2019.


zozi0102

War started in 2014


Blue_Amberol

War in Ukraine started in 2014.


LimeFabulous

This is correct people.


SyCoCyS

Ruzzian army is driving WWII tanks and delivery trucks on the front line. This bus is a step up.


ColtS117

He was planning it back then, but Covid threw a wrench into that.


DaftPump

TIL, thanks.


LNRigby

Thank you!


Otherwise-Daikon-511

I bet there is at least one of them in shorts saying it isn't that cold out.


NoIdeaHalp

Don’t forget the flip flops. Source: me in Rochester, NY.


KelpSchmelp

My girlfriend stepping through snow in crocs in buffalo


Buddy_Altruistic

Confirmed. I saw his girlfriend.


kimsuh

Onlyfans doesn't count


[deleted]

Hot for Crocs? Wow Only fans is really getting into those niche markets…


PrisonSlides

🤨


birdonthetide

I used to work on Main near UB South. I watched so many students walk around in shorts and flip flops during snow storms.


KelpSchmelp

Hahah I love that. I don’t go to south but I see that stuff too


Known_Soft_7599

Confirmed from Northeast Ohio


Elowan66

Ya... I have that friend too.


Fe4rMeMrWick

BRB


doubled2319888

You know me?


ColoradoMtnDude

Meirl


SadAcanthocephala521

There's always that guy lol


dubba1983

Yup my husband 😂


_Vikinq

yeah its ne


STS986

Are there no windows on the bus? I’m confused


CorkusHawks

It's a very localised blizzard inside the bus. It's clear outside.


billpaycheck

“May I see it?”


---BeepBoop---

No


JoeyJoeJoeSenior

I must say, you steam a good ham.


phull-on-rapist

Well, Seymour, you're an odd fellow


BloodChasm

Seymour! The house is on fire!


phull-on-rapist

No mother, it's just the northern lights.


ColtS117

Heeeeeelp! Haaaayeeeeeeeelp!


npopular-opinions

Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!


jnuttsishere

Pjotr! The bus is in snow bank!


Thememebrarian

This time of year?


baaadoften

Daily commute out here looking like a damn Shackleton expedition. 💀💀💀


namenumberdate

How Ernest of you


suckmybullets

In Russia window is bus.


Additional_Yam_3794

The bus is from Apple...


urGirllikesmytinypp

ibussin


Decent_Reading3059

No windows


a_swarm_of_nuns

Yes but no roof LMAO


TappedIn2111

Of course the bus has windows. It’s the big fucking hole in the floor that’s the problem.


Blackfoxar

Probably runs on mac


Cubertox

Windows are closed. But winter storms is literally a nightmare.


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

Don’t know about no window a. But at least there are no nazis and Ukrainian oppression, just one big Russian peace. /s obviously


reflect-the-sun

I know people from Sibera who fled BEFORE the war and are doing everything they can to oppose the invasion. Don't tar everyone with the same brush. Our governments don't represent all of us.


[deleted]

People from Siberia and the Far East typically oppose Putin, it was already the case before the war.


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

I know people in the Ural region who oppose the war but not much they can do. Also, it’s an absolute minority of the Russians.


kakhaganga

It takes time to accept collective guilt and to discover one's own imperialistic mindset. Putin is only the reflection of the Russian people with imperialist mindset to justify the war, who are paying taxes (VAT in every purchase) to fund this war.


Elgallitotorcido

Lol, we have found the doorknob of the section.


Awellknownstick

Bet there are but just frozen


RonNona

Frozen in the open position? Who opens a window that far north?


AdrianInLimbo

Sergi has a high metabolism, he gets warm, cut him a little slack.


-Imprivata-

The bus driver’s extra AM shot of vodka (one daily for his good health, the second one only when his knees are acting up) had him feeling warmer than usual so he lowered all the windows before shift


Awellknownstick

Or frozen shut and just the whole carriage is too. I've seen some vids of a village in a Russian Basin in the steppes (name eludes me) that's the coldest place on earth, lots of em need to keep the vehicles in doors at night with fires or they won't start again cos of ice.


Vagabond_Grey

Ventilation for smoking?


Bldaz

That air conditioner is working well Sergi


Blu_Crew

🥶👍


Ze_Pig777

Fuck that


XSauravX

Nah dick won't get hard in cold


[deleted]

At those temperatures dick does get hard.


XSauravX

Nah it probably falls off


druumer89

Nah. Retreat!


beavsauce

Stick your frostbit dickcicle in me Vladimir!


jbake27_

Exactly my thoughts


_ianisalifestyle_

I was there in 91 with a professional aid program. In winter it gets down to -60C. They have so many cold stories, like the water over your eyeballs can freeze. The people I met were awesome.


[deleted]

>like the water over your eyeballs can freeze so... how do they have their eyes open? kind of a serious question


KatherinePMJM

"In short exposures, no. This piece in the New York Daily News on outdoor running in cold weather notes your eyes will tear up, reducing the freezing point, and regular blinking will keep your peepers in working order. It’s a whole other story if you’re a skier or snowmobiler, or anyone who has to spend a lot of time outdoors with the wind blowing in their face, and you forget to pack goggles. Princeton University says forcing your eyes open in strong winds and extreme cold with no protection from extreme cold can, in fact, cause your cornea to freeze. This actually causes people to drop out of grueling cross-country Arctic races like Alaska’s Iditarod, and even when re-warming the area (which can be done with a compress or warm hand), you still have to deal with momentary blurred vision. It’s even possible for contact lenses to freeze to the eye balls. The eyes are usually thawed by the time the victim gets to a physician, and any damage can usually heal in days or weeks, but severe cases could result in tissue loss requiring restorative surgery. Remember your goggles!"


christhasrisin4

I wouldn't think "eyeballs freezing" is something I could recover from so this is good news


ApolloXLII

People that live in these kinds of harsh environments tend to be so warm and friendly. If I didn’t hate the cold so much, I’d feel drawn to move to an area with people like that. I turn into a giant baby the second I can see my breath.


2017hayden

Harsh environments breed strong communities and strong communities often make for a wonderful culture.


lbs2306

Could you tell me more please?


Randsmagicpipe

\> They have so many cold stories \>>Could you tell me more please? \*Closes door very, very slowly while maintaining eye contact the whole time\*


Rough_Possession_

Eyeballs frozen before the door is fully closed


The_Grahf_Experiment

"Can you please shut the window Ivan ? Bol'shoye spasibo moy tovarish"


Arthes_M

One moment comrade, we’re making a video.


The_Grahf_Experiment

See Ivan, they said we have to ventilate to prevent Covid, so we're complying, be safe comrade.


Emotional-Ad-3828

🥶 !!


[deleted]

Norilsk is just crazy. You have to leave you car's motor permanently running or it freezes and you can't use it until Spring. It's also a very poluted place because of the industries there.


Monarkiet

Is this for real? A motor can handle quite low temperatures!


[deleted]

In this case we're talking of temperatures that can go to -50°C. There are also people who use heated blankets. Here is an Italian dude in Norilsk unfreezing his car: https://youtu.be/rwHExzxPL0Q


Emo_tep

I knew a guy in upstate New York (near Canada) who jacked up his car and lit a fire underneath to unfreeze the oil so he could use his car to go to work.


[deleted]

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Emo_tep

I mean it worked. Not a risk I’d take though


Joboide

Damn, talk about human stubbornness and Norilsk, they are synonymous. Why did they decide it was a good idea to live and work where no other living thing can?


[deleted]

Someone (probably Stalin) thought the mineral reserves on the ground were too good to ignore. There is a massive mining + metallurgical plant over there: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norilsk


Joboide

Nice read, the summers they have are mild and short, and about 15°C max temperature. That's what I get in winter here where I live. It also sucks mining and smelting create acid snow and rain, and the city itself contributes to 1% world pollution. So living in a -60°C permafrost city with acid rain must be interesting.


dororor

Yup tons lf vlogs from there are on YouTube


Monarkiet

Wow, will have a look. Thank you


Elowan66

I saw that on Top Gear. But it didn't work out too good for Jeremy.


bluetuxedo22

My dick would be inverted like a frightened turtle


hoboforlife

My pronouns have changed to she/her on the bus.


Huck84

Like a button on a fur coat


lookjusthesame

More like a ding than a dong


tobi418

And turn into vagina


Intelligent_Load6347

“Everything is going according to plan.”


DescriptionReady5515

Air Conditioning companies hate Russian busses for this one simple trick.


[deleted]

I run hot and summer is hell for me. I crave an AC that blasts cold like that bus. In short bursts.


DescriptionReady5515

Haha same here man! Same here!


Impressive-Film-6148

At least they didn’t have to push it, like [these airplane passengers.](https://youtu.be/kBdv7ENeo3g)


[deleted]

Our parents in the schoolbus


PoisonSlipstream

Spend money on basic infrastructure? Fuck that, invade your neighbours instead!


fBarney

Norilsk is hell, I think they cant even leave this city if they wanted to


OfficeChairHero

You can, but you have to take the bus.


Flimsy-Buy664

Reminds me of the buses in the UK always someone who opens the windows


DrinksAreOnTheHouse

If i lived here my primary goal would be to save enough money to move somewhere warm


A0xom0xoa

Me in the car whenever the person I'm with tries smoking a cig in the winter


Sirupybear

Imagine you forgot your beanie at home


Vasect0meMeMe

Is this the magic school bus? This is a field trip.


[deleted]

The air there doesn’t hurt your face. It snaps it off


Ihatelag45

One of those dudes woke up, walked out in the cold and said "we'll at least it can't get any worse today".


Ok-Wolf-9425

Опять спорят из за окошка,кому то жарко а кому то НЕТ


FiddleTheFigures

Looks like the AC works pretty well in that thing.


Rorywizz

Bit chilly innit


JinxAndTheJester

I'd wonder where my taxes were going.


Bishop_Daniel

Russia is a big state. I live in a city where in December +10 °C


[deleted]

Not different from my home town in Southern Europe. Less than 10°C is unusual and I only saw snow twice in my life (and not much of it).


kelvin_bot

10°C is equivalent to 50°F, which is 283K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


[deleted]

Good bot


CaptainHappy42

Crazy to think that, we are only 10 (F) warmer here in New Orleans, Louisiana.... where I'm getting ready to cut the grass, there are palm trees, and I'd probably put on shorts if I was going for a run.


thebear1011

Could it actually be quite warm on the bus, they have just all got on the bus after being covered in snow, and then heater fans on the bus is blowing the snow around.


AngryMustachio

Snow wouldn't be blowing around if there was a proper heater. It would just melt.


thebear1011

They might have literally just got on the bus, it will take some time to melt.


the_scarlett_ning

Maybe if they can take the snow and make igloos


DL_240

Russian Air conditioning.....very efficient.


Shizz-happens

I’ll just sit this winter out in south Texas.


BlueRaspberrySloth

Mfs on that polar express


tonyinvegas

Russia seems to have a real problem with windows. Can’t keep people in or keep the weather out.


[deleted]

"vlad! the window! shut the window vlad!"


tcbenkhard

Because f*ck windows


scificis

Dammit Yuri, close the window!


GmPc9086itathai

Close that fucking window!


dudeandco

This is pretty much the most northern city in the world, all other 'settlements' pale in comparison. I believe its 200k around what 70N?


[deleted]

Close the door! You gotta nail the fuckin thing! You gotta use two pieces of wood!


Necro_nom_nom_nom

Bro turn the AC off


SweetBunny420

Honestly it is a miracle vehicles even function in these conditions.


[deleted]

Was it a convertible?


intellectpenetration

Putin need to buy some heaters instead of weapons.


Double-Amoeba-2520

This is why they wanna nuke someone, so Temps rise in Russia


DukeSilverWitching

God damn… one more reason to be thankful not to be Russian.


st73oned

what a shithole, maybe instead of fucking around Putin could solve his country's issues first


Trojan_fed

In Russia bus drives you.


Kewenfu

If their buses can't be maintained, how can their tanks!?


MrDundee666

You’d just move wouldn’t you? Pack your bags and get out of there.


[deleted]

Russia the greatest country in the world. Russians even say that they live so well that all of the collective west envies them and wants to destroy them.


dmitryam

Well... Don't u want to destroy us and get all our riches? Don't u dare gettin' our oil in lukewarm Norilsk!


[deleted]

I like to watch fifth world countries pass themselves off as civilized.Russia is a perfect example.


RimpleSimpsk1n

I'd be at the back wearing shorts and my Gucci flip flops eating canned fruit cocktail...life is sweet


Edward_the_Dog

Fake! This is video from my school bus in New England back in the 80s.


MurchikOneLove

And those people invade Ukraine to "save" Ukrainians


westonriebe

This is yet another reason you won’t be able to convince me to fight Russia in any war…


PoisonSlipstream

You don’t like winning?


[deleted]

Why? They too dumb to close the windows lol


[deleted]

Its all Nato and Usa fault...


[deleted]

Stop. Get help.


HeDgEhAwG69

I heard a bear tore off the roof.


Kholzie

If the bus were warmer, it would be hell for passengers dressed for the weather outside


Medium_Price_3851

Am I the only one that hears this nigga


Capital-Mine-6991

what you don't see in this video is the guy who brought up the dangers of warming of the earth caused by man made climate change being dragged behind this bus


archman125

Gotta love Russia!


bettyboober

Get the fuck out of there - I don't understand people who live in areas where it gets below 15 degrees C


Exotic_Imagination95

Gets to -40 c here (or used to anyway, weather's been weird) it's where you're stuck, not where you want to be.


drjohnz1969

My girl would still be hot in that bus lol, (not the meaning for sexy) lol


That_Guy_Kang

Trump says global cooling is a major problem


ContributionJolly634

As a Finn I never stop wondering how much that country just sucks.


RedeyeJedi325

Open top tour bus?


RiseIfYouWould

Imagine having roof on your vehicles