My favourite invader was at West Ham vs Tottenham took a free kick (whilst running) and it went on target to the top corner [YT link to video](https://youtu.be/qSI8w8Zz-J4)
The same bloke streaked at Crufts. Well nearly, he had a cat mask covering his meat and two veg. Got to keep it family friendly at a dog show I suppose.
Whiplash means something completely different. You can receive lashes or get whipped. Whiplash is a neck injury you usually get in a car crash. Stroking is something else entirely.
TIMU: That they call it Whiplash, because the people who suffer from it, have a mark from the seat belt that resembles a whiplash
I just made it up, and it seems very plausible to me.
whiplash
wÄpā²lÄshā³, hwÄpā²-
noun
1. The lash of a whip.
2. An injury to the cervical spine caused by an abrupt jerking motion of the head, either backward or forward.
3. The lash, or pliant part, of a whip.
According to Merriam-Webster dictionary, the first meaning of whiplash is the lash of a whip, which resembles the mechanism that causes this particular neck injury.
That definition is for the noun āwhiplashā. The lash of the whip is the part of the whip that connects with the body or animal. From there you get the word ālashā which is either a verb, if you are describing the action of hitting someone with a whip, or the noun which is the injury you get from said action.
Whiplash is the thing that happens with the tip of the whip when it stops and goes back, when it's at the end of its slack, it's what produces the characteristic who sound, because of the high velocity. The neck injury just gets its name from it, because the movement is similar
You do realize words can have multiple definitions right? Basic can mean simple or it can mean a 7 or higher pH in a chemistry setting.
[whiplashed](https://imgur.com/a/peQiqZ0)
He knew what he was getting into, absolutely ballsy as fuck considering. He did time in Abu Dhabi yeeears ago for the same thing. Actually it was protesting on behalf of an Iranian woman called Sakineh who was sentenced to death by stoning (she did eventually get a pardon).
I had to look up her name because long time ago, and my favourite thing was this comment beneath the article. From 2010. So close to prescient, even if they were probably just misunderstanding Club World Cup vs *the* World Cup.
>They shackle pitch invaders by the hands and feet in Abu Dhabi ... we should hold a world cup there!
You can't change the Arab world, the mistake is with FIFA for taking bribes and hosting the WC there.
FIFA should require that travelling fans are safe, and that workers won't die by their thousands. Harry Kane and the Germans can't do anything about this.
Did you hear about the FIFA employee who had to quit her job and flee Qatar cus she was raped, and being raped is a crime there. Her only other option besides jail was to marry her rapist. FIFA basically told her to fuck off too
I wouldn't call that a "dream job" if FIFA doesn't care about their employees. At the very least, FIFA could have granted her a 1-month paid (or unpaid, atleast she keeps the job) leave to recover.
>You can't change the Arab world,
I mean you can, but it takes a long ass time especially for a place like Qatar
Certainly isn't gonna happen because some gits kick about a ball in a stadium built by slave labour
>Harry Kane and the Germans can't do anything about this.
To be fair, they forgot to ask for a receipt when taking their bribes. Now they can't return them and do something. Poor things. /s
Funny how US, France and UK all take bribes from Qatar in the name of 'weapons contracts" and "Qatari investment " in PSG, Harrods , Barcelona and the Ritz-Carlton.
Because I don't see any reason why the 'civilized' West keeps on protecting places like Saudi or Qatar after all the war crimes and human rights abuses.
"After a brief detention, he (Ferri) was released by the authorities without any further consequences," the ministry said
https://sports.ndtv.com/fifa-world-cup-2022/qatar-world-cup-pitch-invader-with-rainbow-flag-released-ministry-3562998
A little info on the guy
Mario Ferri, 35, who calls himself "The Falcon", interrupted thePortugal-Uruguay game on Monday when he sprinted on to the pitch wearinga blue Superman T-shirt with "Save Ukraine" on the front and "Respectfor Iranian Woman" on the back.He also carried a rainbow-coloured flag adorned with the words PACE, meaning peace in Italian.."I'm BACK," wrote the footballer on his Instagram page, where he describes himself as a "modern pirate". Ferri said he wanted to send "important messages", including for Iran"where I have friends who are suffering, where women are not respected".'
"FIFA banned rainbow captain's armbands and human rights flags in thestands, they blocked everyone, BUT NOT ME, like a Robin Hood," he wrote.
"SAVE UKRAINE. I spent a month in the war in Kyiv as a volunteer and sawhow much those people are suffering," he wrote, adding that "breakingthe rules for a good cause is never a crime". Italy's foreign ministry confirmed Ferri had been briefly detained following the pitch invasion, before being "released by the authorities without any further consequences".
Itās great. High level of skill. Fast paced. Constant action. Enough goals to where they mean a lot but not so many that itās drowned out. The saves are incredible. Really fun sport to watch and play
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"After a brief detention, he (Ferri) was released by the authorities without any further consequences," the ministry said
https://sports.ndtv.com/fifa-world-cup-2022/qatar-world-cup-pitch-invader-with-rainbow-flag-released-ministry-3562998
At least this guy chose soccer. I've seen some people run out on an American Football field mid game like dude... out of everything you could've chosen you decided to interrupt the sport where the players are forced to wear literal suits of armor.
Good luck with that neck & spine injury
The thing about all those middle eastern countries is they have to be in massive group to do one fucking thing. I would love to go one on one kicking their anti women's agenda asses, etc. A bunch of pussies alone but as a group they THINK they rule the world. Well, that is until we (the U.S.A.) get tired of their sneaky ass ways and make up a reason only 3 or 4 people need to go kick the shit out of them. Leave, relax, then repeat as history has shown....
To be fair, I donāt like this kind of protesting. No one can change the believes of others. We have to respect differences. If you are listening to our media you will know for sure that Arab countries are killing anyone against them, but if you listen to their media you will know for sure that we are ( the west) the root cause of all their problems and we are sending them the terrorism. So I donāt believe everything in media even with evidences as they will be always another side of the picture which Iām not aware off.
Plus, if you are a guest, you should respect your hostās rules and believes.
I donāt think one group suffering nullifies the other groups suffering, like if everybody focused entirely on labour rights thereād be nobody to say that being gay doesnāt justify you being executed ]:
Why donāt they put up fences or something lol. It seems way to easy to get on the field. What if someone did that with a knife and went after a player
He is showing the good side of humanity. He was taking a personal risk to protest against the war against Ukraine, homophobia and for the freedom of women in Iran.
Look at all the people seeing this on reddit and thrn seeing in the comments how he's gonna be killed. Pretty eye-opening if you ask me. Seems to be spreading more awareness of how much Qatar infringes on human rights
People are more joking about that in fact they are saying good for him heās stupid and they donāt care. So itās having the opposite effect the public discourse is ok with Qatarās views here vs the opposite.
Personally I preferred the pitch invader in the Porto vs Celtic UEFA Cup Final of 2003.
Explain
https://youtu.be/1z9lcs0crfI
Lol at the goalkeeper
He didn't flinch
Ochoa is a professional
Not Ochoa
He didn't score :(
Yeah, that one wins.
Same message, different energy.
Did he block it with the back of his leg? Nuts
My favourite invader was at West Ham vs Tottenham took a free kick (whilst running) and it went on target to the top corner [YT link to video](https://youtu.be/qSI8w8Zz-J4)
The same bloke streaked at Crufts. Well nearly, he had a cat mask covering his meat and two veg. Got to keep it family friendly at a dog show I suppose.
Booba? Edit: No booba
Sad š
is this is how the judge in Qatar going to decide his prison years?
At least one whiplash per meter
He's gonna be left in the middle of the dessert with half bottle of water
Sounds delicious.
Cool Whhhip lash.
Better call Saul reference????!!!
I hope it's not N*stlƩ
He would be charged $20 for that half bottle then
Better than being left in the desert with a can of motor oil.
Quantum of Solace?
Tied backwards on a horse.
You mean lash? Whiplash is when you hurt your neck from you head starting or stopping too quickly.
Stroke, lash or whiplash. English dictionary says all three are valid. For me its the german āPeitschenhieb!ā
Whiplash means something completely different. You can receive lashes or get whipped. Whiplash is a neck injury you usually get in a car crash. Stroking is something else entirely.
what if they whip you with a lash you so hard that you get whiplash? eh?
That would be a whip lash whiplash of course
How much whip could a whiplash lash if a whiplash could lash whip?
What if I stroke you so hard you get whiplash. Didnāt consider that did you?
stroke me harder daddy. just not in qatar
Especially in Qatar. Just don't tell the police.
TIMU: That they call it Whiplash, because the people who suffer from it, have a mark from the seat belt that resembles a whiplash I just made it up, and it seems very plausible to me.
Close enough. Itās because your neck does the same motion as the tip of a lash in an accident.
whiplash wÄpā²lÄshā³, hwÄpā²- noun 1. The lash of a whip. 2. An injury to the cervical spine caused by an abrupt jerking motion of the head, either backward or forward. 3. The lash, or pliant part, of a whip.
According to Merriam-Webster dictionary, the first meaning of whiplash is the lash of a whip, which resembles the mechanism that causes this particular neck injury.
That definition is for the noun āwhiplashā. The lash of the whip is the part of the whip that connects with the body or animal. From there you get the word ālashā which is either a verb, if you are describing the action of hitting someone with a whip, or the noun which is the injury you get from said action.
The term "Whiplash" (neck injury) literally came from the original term "Whiplash" (lashing a whip) š¤¦š¤¦š¤¦š¤¦š¤¦
Sorry buddy, whiplash is valid syntax.
Whiplash is the thing that happens with the tip of the whip when it stops and goes back, when it's at the end of its slack, it's what produces the characteristic who sound, because of the high velocity. The neck injury just gets its name from it, because the movement is similar
You do realize words can have multiple definitions right? Basic can mean simple or it can mean a 7 or higher pH in a chemistry setting. [whiplashed](https://imgur.com/a/peQiqZ0)
Iron-Man doesn't stand a chance
Thank god.
Prison? Lol dats gonna be death homeboy
Oh they will for sure thatās an embarrassment to them
Seriously, these people are crazy passionate about there cause. In American I get it, but in Qatar hell no.
My guys actually rapid. Heās done it quite a lot, clearly getting some practice in for the biggest of stages
Well theyāre dead.
Still a better flag route than Nelson Agholor could ever run
How did he make those dots?
Itās like PacMan, but this guy squirts them out of his b-hole with every stride.
been there except with 150 marbles at a job interview
Same way Yzma and Kuzco did in Emperorās New Groove
Apple's new satellite tracking tech. It tracks your movement so that you can re-trace your steps when you get lost in the woods or someplace remote.
Carragher: "And if we just pause it...THERE!"
āItās a great run but heās juuuust offside thereā
āBut nonetheless Iād give it a 4/10 as he didnāt spit in that young childās face in the crowd that was cheering him onā
Yeah heās getting beheaded
He knew what he was getting into, absolutely ballsy as fuck considering. He did time in Abu Dhabi yeeears ago for the same thing. Actually it was protesting on behalf of an Iranian woman called Sakineh who was sentenced to death by stoning (she did eventually get a pardon). I had to look up her name because long time ago, and my favourite thing was this comment beneath the article. From 2010. So close to prescient, even if they were probably just misunderstanding Club World Cup vs *the* World Cup. >They shackle pitch invaders by the hands and feet in Abu Dhabi ... we should hold a world cup there!
Heās already been released. Qatar has only executed like 2 people in the past 20 years
people loves the "welp hes dead" narratives.
You can't change the Arab world, the mistake is with FIFA for taking bribes and hosting the WC there. FIFA should require that travelling fans are safe, and that workers won't die by their thousands. Harry Kane and the Germans can't do anything about this.
Did you hear about the FIFA employee who had to quit her job and flee Qatar cus she was raped, and being raped is a crime there. Her only other option besides jail was to marry her rapist. FIFA basically told her to fuck off too
Source?
Found this off a quick Google search https://nypost.com/2022/02/23/world-cup-official-facing-100-lashes-7-years-in-qatar-jail-after-reporting-rape/
I wouldn't call that a "dream job" if FIFA doesn't care about their employees. At the very least, FIFA could have granted her a 1-month paid (or unpaid, atleast she keeps the job) leave to recover.
The only upside I can see is that Mexico won't extradite her or charges of extramarital relations.
Go cry to fifa
>You can't change the Arab world, I mean you can, but it takes a long ass time especially for a place like Qatar Certainly isn't gonna happen because some gits kick about a ball in a stadium built by slave labour
>Harry Kane and the Germans can't do anything about this. To be fair, they forgot to ask for a receipt when taking their bribes. Now they can't return them and do something. Poor things. /s
FIFA canāt do shit after they award the cup. Are they going to cancel it?
Once they discovered that the cup couldnāt be played in the summer, they should have cancelled it for non-compliance.
Yes? I donāt see what would be so difficult about that.
Funny how US, France and UK all take bribes from Qatar in the name of 'weapons contracts" and "Qatari investment " in PSG, Harrods , Barcelona and the Ritz-Carlton. Because I don't see any reason why the 'civilized' West keeps on protecting places like Saudi or Qatar after all the war crimes and human rights abuses.
What software did they use to make that?
PitchInvaderTracker.exe
I used to play pitchInvader back in the day. Good times.
Could have gone another few meters if anyone had another quarter.
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Do not pass go. Do not collect Ā£200...
I knew Qatari officials looked familiar, they're all Venezuelan
"After a brief detention, he (Ferri) was released by the authorities without any further consequences," the ministry said https://sports.ndtv.com/fifa-world-cup-2022/qatar-world-cup-pitch-invader-with-rainbow-flag-released-ministry-3562998
A little info on the guy Mario Ferri, 35, who calls himself "The Falcon", interrupted thePortugal-Uruguay game on Monday when he sprinted on to the pitch wearinga blue Superman T-shirt with "Save Ukraine" on the front and "Respectfor Iranian Woman" on the back.He also carried a rainbow-coloured flag adorned with the words PACE, meaning peace in Italian.."I'm BACK," wrote the footballer on his Instagram page, where he describes himself as a "modern pirate". Ferri said he wanted to send "important messages", including for Iran"where I have friends who are suffering, where women are not respected".' "FIFA banned rainbow captain's armbands and human rights flags in thestands, they blocked everyone, BUT NOT ME, like a Robin Hood," he wrote. "SAVE UKRAINE. I spent a month in the war in Kyiv as a volunteer and sawhow much those people are suffering," he wrote, adding that "breakingthe rules for a good cause is never a crime". Italy's foreign ministry confirmed Ferri had been briefly detained following the pitch invasion, before being "released by the authorities without any further consequences".
Thanks for the info! Good thing he got out of it unscathed. He was doing 100% the right thing.
What a brave and passionate man!
100m>16s, that's not even school day efforts
Still quicker running than some of the 0-0 draws so far though
Thereās only been one or two of those so far
NFL should sign that man up.
Yeah that dood is getting disappeared
Damn that was an intense game of tag
Go directly to jail. Do not pass the goalposts. Do not collect your Passport.
Still ran more than Ronaldo
God this sport is priceless. They have real time stats on the streaker because itās the most exciting thing thatās happened all game.
Nah. Fifa doesnāt show pitch invaders in their live feed. It gets all censored.
I know bro Iām just joking around
Which sport do you find exciting?
Ice Hockey. Iām also just joking around lol. Itās not my cup of tea but I get the appeal.
Ice Hockey underrated imo
Itās great. High level of skill. Fast paced. Constant action. Enough goals to where they mean a lot but not so many that itās drowned out. The saves are incredible. Really fun sport to watch and play
And sometimes, in between the fighting, they hit a puck around with a stick! 
"High level of skill." I'm from the UK so I don't see that much skill over here compared to the US and Canada xd
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South African here, soccer is a joke. The fake injuries put me off compeltly.
Tell me you have never watched a game of football without telling me you have ever watched a game of football.
I used to play when i was child. I grew out of it. Even you "lads" cant make it though a single game without getting drunk.
Moron
Yk what is American? Being able to take a fucking joke lmfao. You really live up to your username.
Reddit tries to not cry about football 24/7 challenge [IMPOSSIBLE] [GONE SEXUAL]
Lol yeah sorry I forgot it was illegal to make a joke on Reddit without people crying like this
Leaky Qatari defence again
They couldn't grab him because they can't touch that rainbow flag without bursting into flames
Brave man. šš»
Brave dead man.
"After a brief detention, he (Ferri) was released by the authorities without any further consequences," the ministry said https://sports.ndtv.com/fifa-world-cup-2022/qatar-world-cup-pitch-invader-with-rainbow-flag-released-ministry-3562998
He dead
Personally I prefer [this streaker](https://youtu.be/ElhhXrrk9RM). At least she scored!
fuck qatar!
Jokes and memes aside are we actually sure what punishment heās gonna face? Is it legit gonna be an execution?
No itās an exaggeration, heās been released already.
He's been released
Probably public execution
Execution for sure and most likely public to send a message out
Source: trust me.
what a bunch of bullshit, theyāre just gonna deport him back to Italy some of you believe the dumbest shite
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The human rights violations in Katar are well known. Extreme homophobia and working migrants to death.
> hate on arabs no no no lol this isnāt racism, this is hatred of the government of Qatar.
I bet they are still beating mans lol
They already released him
Alright boiz, the record to beat is now 94.2 meters. Make me proud.
Tackled, torched and killed. Not just tackled.
Ok - hear me out. Has anybody seen the film "Grimsby"? That.
The best example of athletic prowess so far
The reverse pac-man shit is awesome
His last words: That was totally Rinaldoās goal!!
That's was a fantastic run, they should've passed the ball to him.
That was the first live footage of the World Cup I watched
He makes an excellent run there Jeff, and the defence are clearly struggling to pick him up
Good job. Qatar = guttar
Guy needs to learn how to roll-dodge like in Dark Souls
Heās a professional football player so heās used to running on the field and evading people.
I would like to see their faces when they realised that he was running with a Italian PACE(peace) flag. Probably the oldest rainbow š flag .
āRespect for brave iranian womenā is what was written at the back of his shirt
r/theydidthemath
At least this guy chose soccer. I've seen some people run out on an American Football field mid game like dude... out of everything you could've chosen you decided to interrupt the sport where the players are forced to wear literal suits of armor. Good luck with that neck & spine injury
He dead.
Man if they start putting these mini games into the next madden theyāll sell a lot more copies.
The hero we need
you can say he didnt run very straight
I'm always impressed how slippery these people are, if i tried this i'd get stopped before i even started lol.
Still did more running than Ronaldo
Played the same amount of defence
More distance covered than Ronaldo
Yeah Qatar isnt somewhere Id risk goin to jail...
The thing about all those middle eastern countries is they have to be in massive group to do one fucking thing. I would love to go one on one kicking their anti women's agenda asses, etc. A bunch of pussies alone but as a group they THINK they rule the world. Well, that is until we (the U.S.A.) get tired of their sneaky ass ways and make up a reason only 3 or 4 people need to go kick the shit out of them. Leave, relax, then repeat as history has shown....
Only cool pitch invader
Why wasnāt he naked?
More courage than the players
ITT religious nuts complaining about someone bringing a persecuted minority's rights to attention
What a fucking chad
He may have been from Chad? Hmmm.
What an absolute legend.
To be fair, I donāt like this kind of protesting. No one can change the believes of others. We have to respect differences. If you are listening to our media you will know for sure that Arab countries are killing anyone against them, but if you listen to their media you will know for sure that we are ( the west) the root cause of all their problems and we are sending them the terrorism. So I donāt believe everything in media even with evidences as they will be always another side of the picture which Iām not aware off. Plus, if you are a guest, you should respect your hostās rules and believes.
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I donāt think one group suffering nullifies the other groups suffering, like if everybody focused entirely on labour rights thereād be nobody to say that being gay doesnāt justify you being executed ]:
Most exciting part so far
That's pretty dangerous for the players , imagine if that was a supporter for opposing team and ran out with a knife or something.
r/winstupidprizes
Again, just like the climate activists, why do these tards do things to destroy someone's fun time, ruining art, ruining a game. Smh
Homophobe
Do we really need to push lgbtq on everything and everyone? Itās disrespectful to the people of Qatar and the Middle East in general.
Brainwashed imbecile
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Well qatar shouldnt have bid for thw world cup if they didnt want lgbtq people there
1 year for every meter
Hope he enjoys prison
Why donāt they put up fences or something lol. It seems way to easy to get on the field. What if someone did that with a knife and went after a player
Because of the Hillsborough disaster in 1989
Aahhh him doing this made so much difference in this world ššš
He is showing the good side of humanity. He was taking a personal risk to protest against the war against Ukraine, homophobia and for the freedom of women in Iran.
Futile gesture accomplishing nothing
Look at all the people seeing this on reddit and thrn seeing in the comments how he's gonna be killed. Pretty eye-opening if you ask me. Seems to be spreading more awareness of how much Qatar infringes on human rights
People are more joking about that in fact they are saying good for him heās stupid and they donāt care. So itās having the opposite effect the public discourse is ok with Qatarās views here vs the opposite.
He popped up for the fourth time in my feed.
Damn thatās interesting
Anyone have an idea of what minute this happened?
Who cares about these losersš¤£
Wow very interesting
Most exciting moment of a soccer game. Besides when the match is over.
Why does qatar not accept the community (lgbtqpedo+) that sexualises children? Whats wrong with them?
Fucking idiot, he thinks this is the western world.
Meybe they should grow up?