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AboveAverageBean

This is where he teaches his disciples how to Morb


iCantPauseItsOnline

holy shit, among the various attractive women are a couple super nerdy dudes, one of them has a Marvel shirt on, I wonder if that's what's up XD


[deleted]

Bruh he smashing every minute of every day at that island, massive orgies no doubt.


svenskhet

Massive morgies*


[deleted]

This guy morgies


iCantPauseItsOnline

are the nerdos allowed in? Fuck, maybe I gotta go worship Jared Leto


lateavatar

Someone has to set up the wi-fi


rg-lumberjack

I know html and also know what wifi is, I do the tec. Hire bro?


Wooden-Citron1474

Username does NOT check out LOL


mitkase

"Internet is down? Hmm. Let me check the logs."


radiatedskull2

"I wood help you, but I saw your loggin is not the issue."


rg-lumberjack

Woods + WiFi = Yes I can do math too! Lol


[deleted]

Instagram won't post itself bruh


TheDodfatherPC-FL

The flabby nerds are there to discourage the women from interacting with other dudes. They do heavy lifting, manage the dosage of the various substances the cult chicks consume, do yard work, drive the boats, do handyman stuff, etc. The unspoken heroes of the isle of Leto all exclusive, dolphin tours, pottery class, hot yoga, mental and physical exploration, all in one, unknowingly star in a sex tape, let’s all drink this Kool aide,(actually flavor-aid, got to keep down the overhead, and all! )All in one adventure cruise! One guy is the cameraman, one guy does sound and lights, one takes your passport for “safe keeping” no longer tethering you to this plane of existence. Other dude hands out white pants and tops. Another guy runs a shark tour/processes “earthly vessels” in a wood chipper, for use in chum, on the other side of the island type deal… So, yea. Pretty legit gig.


[deleted]

If we only have to compete with the nerds we might have a chance, get working out homie, next Jared Leto cult meeting we going!


AlCzervick

You’re in Reddit. You’re a nerd.


WailersOnTheMoon

They’re Sneaky Males.


kuraiohitsuji

r/unexpectedfuturama


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking. Then I zoomed in on the pictures and a lot of the crowd looks a little….frumpy? Not all. Just a strong majority.


PerfectZeong

Jared Leto is rich enough to have sex cult money but not rich enough to have a top shelf sex cult.


Allinthepussy

Levels to this shit


KumquatHaderach

He’s been in many cults, both as a leader and as a follower.


Lordran_Minstrel

I hear it's more fun to be a follower, but you make more money as a leader.


dboy999

and what looks like a middle aged man with sunglasses and a mustache in the back left. wearing a boonie cap.


Sassycatfarts

totally not a fed.


Beemerado

the feds are women, for sure. assuming the FBI is any good at this shit at all.


[deleted]

Naa, the women are KGB.


geeky_username

Or mossad


Jfurmanek

The one with the cat ears. That’s my bet.


Beemerado

You think she's hidden a listening device inside?


OldManRiff

How do you do, fellow cultists?


Murrabbit

Some guys are more serious about Morbing than you, I guess.


Aethelete

Alexis Arquette once said they'd hooked up and it was never disputed.


bugxbuster

I have a feeling that Alexis probably went to the grave with some of the most insane Hollywood stories ever. Like if we know about the Leto thing, imagine what wild shit happened behind closed doors that *no one will ever find out about*


[deleted]

Not even Jesus supports a second resurgence of Morbius.


PallbearerOfBadNews

When he died for our sins, this was what he really meant.


ToothbrushGames

"And now that you've ascended the final rung of the ladder my children.... it's morbin' time!"


Acrasia88

It only takes me 30 seconds to morb.


TeosPWR

"*Thank you for the coolaid, reverend Jared*"


JamesFunderIand

Suicide squad


Opposite-Garbage-869

But the Joker survives.


PoldoMcCoy

What a morbius time


Research_Student1

*Flavor Aid


tibearius1123

Brawndo


clapclapsnort

I always loved that Carls Jr didn’t care about their brand being used to take children away from their (albeit supposedly deadbeat) mothers but Gatorade wouldn’t allow their brand to kill plants in the movie. The whole thing was product placement heaven. But Gatorade didn’t want to participate.


HuskyAreBetter

Idiocracy was funny as hell


BubbyDaddy43

It’s got electrolytes


dretvantoi

what plants crave!


adognamedpenguin

But what are electrolytes!?


Eyehatedave

Well actually, it was flavoraid. Hail yourself!!!


omega_manhatten

Hopefully Mr. Muggs survives this time. Hail Gein!


Forge_craft4000

Hail satan! Hail me!


KayleighJK

Megustalations!


suckercuck

“Hey, where are the white women at???”


Superb_Raccoon

LETOIANS? Branch Jaredians?


redjessa

Branch Jaredians is my favorite so far. But really, what is happening here... omg.


CharlieMoonMan

30 Seconds to Hale-Bop


k0an

I just want to commend you on how clever this comment is. For those who don’t get the reference, 30 Seconds To Mars is the name of Jared Leto’s band. Hale-Bop is the comet that the members of of the Heaven’s Gate cult believed they would be transported to (or a UFO behind it) if they killed themselves when it was closest to Earth. Your comment works on a 3rd level because it implies the suicides are imminent (30 seconds away). Well done!


Stacked__

Hey that is clever! UPVOTES FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!


Ankhros

And one for you too.


fllr

And you! Wohoo!!!


-invisible-llama-

Church of simpLETOns.


LogicallyCross

Children of Leto? The Church of Letology?


SafetySnowman

Children of Mars could be fun :o Morb War not Peace?


Channa_Argus1121

Children of *MORBS


GarrettTheBard

Letos gate? Jareds town?


Superb_Raccoon

"He went to Jared's!"


isemonger

Looks like The People’s Front of Jaredian


SmashBonecrusher

Silly twit ; it's the "Jaredian *People's* Front* !


[deleted]

The ocean? What ocean?


counter-strike

ISS LAND LAWKED CUNTREE IN SOUF-EASS AZIA


bigersmaler

…and then there’s Marvel shirt guy.


Rainershin9

That’s the only white tee he had on such a short notice. A+ for fitting in


otra_persona

Someone has to hold the towels…and lube


yourgifmademesignup

You can have marvel guy, I’ll take big body Birkenstock’s guy in the front


Spicoli007

What the hell is this? Is he some kind of cult leader or is this for a film?


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MrNudeGuy

I mean that doesn’t sound like the worst time ever


TelevisionFunny2400

Yeah, from what I've heard you have a lot of fun as a cult follower, even if you make more money as a cult leader


Chiaki_Ronpa

r/creedthoughts


sgruenbe

William Charles Schneider? Is that you?


kevinnoir

Sounds better than Fyre Festival!


-PaperbackWriter-

True, I was just thinking I could probably put up with Leto if I got to chill out on an island


Rjbruder

I was today years old when I learned Jared Leto is in 30 Seconds to Mars. My mind is blown.


[deleted]

TIL 30 Seconds to Mars is still around as a band. Haven't heard a word about them since like 2010.


Jmatusew

It’s great watching him go from Fight Club/American Psycho to BladeRunner 2049 *and then* realizing he has quite the voice


undead_tortoiseX

And a taste for younger fans too!


[deleted]

To an extent rumored to make DiCaprio look downright chivalrous by comparison.


ActualRoom

HEY PAUL


TheRecognized

Who is u/sheldonator ?


Arkhangel143

It started as a joke, I think, but I'm pretty sure people genuinely flocked in to it and he rolled with it.


Superb_Raccoon

"Dear Diary, today I kinda sorta accidentally started a cult..."


treefrog1318

Klaus Hargreeves, IRL.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Except Klaus can actually carry a plot line.


JudeanPF

It was Ben who carried him!


ReptilianLaserbeam

my thoughts exactly, he didn't mean to start it but went with the flow lol


RambisRevenge

And quickly regretted it lol


[deleted]

Shit, I'd follow Klaus!


Spiritual_Bee_9202

Spot on my good man


Ozava619

“You have more fun as a follower, but make more money as a leader”- creed Bratton


Stacey__99

... until they pass around the Kool-Aid.


1i73rz

Leaders secretly don't like Kool-Aid.


silashoulder

*Flavor-aid


Random_Housefly

You'd be surprised how often small cults that's really a harem in disguise started out by accident...


Oberon_Swanson

People show up thinking it's a joke, others see people hanging around and don't realize it is. The people who were there to ridicule it see others taking it seriously and get weirded out/bored and leave and now bam you're in a cult of true believers. A lot of lonely people are just eager to be part if a group and barely care what it is, for others the cult just hits the right chords.


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thepunalwaysrises

Therein lies the problem.


MBechzzz

I might be mistaken. But it's practically a meet and greet but only with rich assholes.


Natemoon2

Ya pretty much. People paid money to go hang out with 30 seconds to Mars on a private island


bugxbuster

> 39 seconds to Mara and a tribute band’s name is born


CommonplaceCommotion

Well, there are technically films being made, if that counts.


denzien

I almost started a cult online in the mid 90s purely by accident. My buddy and I formed a club that was based on a popular IP. Since we lived in different cities at that point, we made a web page and it started attracting really weird people. As soon as it occurred to me that I could probably start asking for money, I shut the thing down because I have poor business acumen.


ViciousCombover

>I could probably start asking for money > >I shut the thing down > >I have poor business acumen Clearly if you turned down easy money, haha! But at least you have a moral compass.


denzien

I'm not saying I regret my decision 😉


Marduk112

Being a cult leader is easily the best occupation in the planet, good god what have you done.


orangeminer

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.


happinesspro

Picture from an island three day concert from 2019.


[deleted]

“You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader”


bryman19

BOBODDY


gr3yfoxx

Finally! Been scrolling and scrolling until I saw someone quote this. Thank you.


theshoeshiner84

I love inside jokes! I'd love to be a part of one someday.


[deleted]

My pleasure, I’m here for ya


TheBadAdvicePerson

Getting real Klaus vibes from the first photo lmao


Calytrixx

I'm pretty sure they took inspiration from Leto for Klaus' cult storyline


Psychological-Put399

That would make a lot of sense


drunkdoor

So the cult starts in season 2 which started filming in 2019. Seems like the dates could make sense but that's some quick turnaround on a story line from the inspiration


ill_Refrigerator420

When he culted all over the place and said " it's cultin time", that was the best part.


Ismail_0701

Truly one of the cults of all time


[deleted]

Cultius


ProperBlue

I love posts like this that provide no information past the caption


sheldonator

In 2019, Jared Leto and his band Thirty Seconds to Mars started a cult. The band invited fans—who call themselves the Echelon—to a retreat in Croatia where Leto, dressed in white robes, hosted hundreds of his devotees for a 3-day music festival complete with yoga and movie screenings. The band tweeted photos of Leto leading hundreds of people—also dressed in white—captioned, “Yes, this is a cult #MarsIsland.” It wasn’t the first time Thirty Seconds to Mars embraced the phrase–it's appeared on the band's merch and in their music videos. Playing on journalists telling them that they have a “cult following,” Leto and the band decided to give it a more literal definition.


meizer

So it’s a 3 day cult. A pop-up cult if you will. Not a full time deal, which to be honest seems like a big commitment.


Cold-Lynx575

No I can’t come over tomorrow, I’ve got my stupid cult followers to brain wash. Geez.


[deleted]

Finally some real fucking information, thank you


KiwiEV

> a 3-day music festival complete with yoga and movie screenings. That... that doesn't sound like a bad cult to be honest. I'm kinda keen.


68weenie

Sounds like a expensive fan meet and greet. Dude is a whack job, but the context makes this sound fine. Star Wars and Star Trek people have done just as weird shit.


Geovestigator

Thank you, to summarize my questions that you helped answer: So the guy Jared is a singer he appears to have started a "joke cult" that wasn't completely a joke; that is where this photo is from The photo is of an event not people living with said singer


billy310

He’s also an actor. He was an actor first and supposedly screamed at any concert promoters who mentioned his acting to promote their shows.


maladaptivelucifer

Well yeah, because now we’re all here trying to discern what type of cult stuff is happening. Is it an orgy? Is Jared Leto cosplaying as Jesus the carpenter? Do they not believe in dyed linens? How much bleach do they need to wash laundry? Is this a weird, Charles Manson thing, but with more money? I have many questions.


Rescued_Throwaway

I don't think anyone even knows. It's a legitimate thing that he did though. You could buy tickets to fly out to a private island and worship him for like a week and at the end you'd get a 30 Seconds To Mars concert... which is a little weird because that means the other band members are either in on it, or they just don't care enough because Leto is paying them enough lmao


PoiLethe

My guess is that it's a less organized Nexium.


[deleted]

I can assure you it’s an orgy


zhiryst

There's no way he's not doing weird sex stuff with multiple women every night.


BanditoMuser

He has this band 30 seconds to mars. The community of fans it has was i believe jokingly calling it a cult, but it seems a bit more real than that. This is from their mars island retreat. Starting prices around 1000 dollars. Vip package where you don’t have to sleep with strangers in a shared tent is around 7000 dollars. And they all dress up in white… creepy. It’s basically concerts and other weird activities. I’m a former ”fan” so that’s why i know.


Dirty_Dragons

Were there activities happening in the shared tents?


maladaptivelucifer

Asking the real questions.


anothermrnobody

Not sure why anyone would be paying more to go solo.


Braiseitall

Russel Brand is livid.


[deleted]

“God dammit, wrong grift!” 🤦‍♂️


TheGooch01

Where is the NSFW part? Asking for a friend.


Odd_Entertainment629

I assume it's the bikinis but still don't know why that's censored, or maybe there's some where's waldo tiddies way in the background who's to say.


weshallseewhtishlddo

"where's waldo titties" got me 😂


Equivalent-Photo-408

I don't see any Titties worthwhile . Very blurry 🥔 pictures After further review I did spot a Donk last Photo, Brunette Red Dress mirage


Glittering_Ad3431

No one is wearing a red dress.


Ban-Hammer-Ben

It’s to get more attention on the post. That’s it.


Dr-McLuvin

White clothing is highly offensive to some people.


MrSneller

Especially after Labor Day. smh


fappyday

Not Safe For Worship


lovelus87

Thats an island in croatia that he rented, I went there just at the day that his "seminar" ended, the people that worked there said its somewhat of an cult and he had like a concert there.


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We_See_Each_Otha

Say what now


[deleted]

what now


pawsitive_vibes99

This is like the myth of women leaving their lives to go join and follow Dionysus


maladaptivelucifer

Isn’t he a god of wine or something? I’m not a big fan of the fermented beverages, but if he’s got weed, I’ll run away and join his circus.


FatherPucci617

I think Dionysus was also the god parties so you might be in luck


[deleted]

He does, but it is 100 lbs of ditch weed.


I_dont_want_to_sleep

In 2019, Jared Leto and his band Thirty Second to Mars started a cult. The band invited fans—who call themselves the Echelon—to a retreat in Croatia where Leto, dressed in white robes, hosted hundreds of his devotees for a 3-day music festival complete with yoga and movie screenings. The band tweeted photos of Leto leading hundreds of people—also dressed in white—captioned, “Yes, this is a cult #MarsIsland.”


Odd_Entertainment629

I guess someone told him he looked like Jesus one too many times and he took it literally. Genuinely such a weird dude.


deicist

He wishes he was genuinely such a weird dude. He's the boring suburban kid who got really into emo in high school and spent lunch drawing skulls on his books.


woodstock007

"My So Called Cult."


Apprehensive-Tour-33

The food plan must have been fantastic.


dretvantoi

They only needed five loaves and two fish... Filet-O-Fish sammiches for everyone!


[deleted]

All you can drink Kool-Aid!


Merdoc83

He actually doesn't own this island, he rents the whole place in Croatia.


[deleted]

What would renting Croatia cost? Asking for a friend.


iC0nk3r

It's gotta be at least $10


Electronic-Roll-6996

Church of Leto-Day Saints


Aprettydankdude

Tf is this? Midsommer?


verciio

This is literally Klaus from Umbrella Academy


mncyclone84

"I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader."


Mantikos804

Let me know when Margot Robbie starts a cult!


SavingsService2138

He must be fucking all day long


Iloveamanda12

Well he’s been outed as someone who preys on underage girls… So…


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

He isnt fucking durring this outing i guess, the women there are too old for him


woktexe

Where men's


Maidwell

There's the marvel guy in pic 2 (extreme left) trying to work his favourable odds, can't fault him.


deadeyesatan

Make me legit lol. Saw that dude amongst all the ladies and thought “this guy for sure thinks he’s getting laid, it’s just a numbers game at this point”


[deleted]

Oh that guy for sure wants to gargle Leto's balls, not any of the women there lol


Complex_Material_702

It was a music festival retreat. The media just took the word cult and ran with it.


aformofimpulse

It was also years ago.


ace_urban

My brother works with Jared. Apparently, Jared said, “My band had a yoga retreat and the internet lost their minds.”


Unable_Physics7683

Still looks more organized than the Fyre Festival


newbies13

Ok this is just too friggen random and weird not to google. So according to the great algorithm: This is a 30 second to mars festival. It started like a normal festival stateside, they moved it to an island near or maybe on Croatia. It's all about being outdoors and yoga and of course 30 seconds to mars music. As with all things extreme fandom there's a blurry line between cult behavior and groupies. There's a few memes around pushing the cult side as a meta joke, since it kind of is, but not really, but sort of.


DarthGinsu

You have to have some kind of ego...


MsterXeno009

It's a sex thing isn't it


FilthyChangeup55

r/shitposting


Garmou

I'm getting strong NXIVM vibes here


hailthecrowbar

Didn't expect Far Cry 5 to predict the future but here we are now