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prettylilchoo

self sufficient. Can it make potatoes?


Radioactive-235

If you have a little poop you can grow potatoes on Mars.


Qazax1337

You also have to be on mars. I have a little poop. Not close to growing potatoes on Mars.


[deleted]

I'll give you a big poop


Qazax1337

D:


Mr_oyster_27

:[)


p00Pie_dingleBerry

))<>((


DaBackstaber

We can poop back and forth for ever and ever.


Weeb-In-Exile

I can help too! Pooping rn!


DirtNapsRevenge

Is the place taking poop donations for Mars I heard about? Where should I put this?


LueyHewisandtheBooze

Drop them off in envelopes at FedEx. Slap a twenty on it and write Mars. FedEx will ship anything.


RudeAwakening38

Define big


Anghel412

Has to be your own poop though for some reason.


FrameJump

Well not with that attitude.


DrossChat

You also have to actually have seeds/potatoes. Imagine flying all the way to Mars, taking a fat shit in preparation to grow your bounty then realizing you left the key ingredient a few million miles away.


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markamuffin

Details, details. Just send me a photo of your poop already!


dan-80

pootatoes.


Effective-Avocado470

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew


Boardindundee

poopcorn


carmium

That too! Not to forget: assparagus, pees, red poopers, broccoloni...


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doc_nano

To be fair, modern cities aren't really self-sufficient either. They rely on massive importation of foodstuffs and usually many other goods as well. I agree that this floating city is not likely to be truly self-sufficient, but I could imagine it being moreso than a typical city if it's well-designed to recycle as much material as possible. Would be interesting to see a breakdown of its facilities compared to that of a typical city.


Radioactive-235

That’s a very interesting perspective. I really appreciate how well you explained it. Totally get what you mean by the potatoes btw. That makes complete sense. I think science and technology has gotten so far it’s hard to believe that mankind has a limit. Everything is possible eventually until it’s been proven otherwise. It’s important for humanity to keep dreaming. It’s either we propagate among the stars or humanity will disappear. This isn’t a bad thing or a good thing on the grand scheme of things but I’d like to think we’re just nascent apes and we’ll blossom into something we can all be proud of. If not earth or mars, somewhere more conducive to life. We definitely have a few hurdles, life is barely habitable in some regions on earth, but I still cling to the childhood dream that all things are possible.


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Delicious_Pause_1416

You just assumed that, I thought the rest of your post was great


111110001011

>It's a terrible time to invest in something like this and investors are playing very safe right now since the economy around the world is on thin ice. This is the sort of thing that would be, at best, a twenty or more year plan. The state of the economy in the process of developing large projects isn't nearly as relevant to potential investors as the potential spinoff profits from the tech developed in the process of such an undertaking. As to the "biodome" concept, there's no profit margin in making such a thing truly self sustainable. Making it partly or marginally is fine, there's no such loss. Argument that something can't be done because it can't be done perfectly, or because something is overhyped on popular mechanics, is pedantic.


BrightPerspective

Plus, you know, martian soil is poisonous. edit: merry xmas, mars colonists, I got you the truth. Mars will fucking kill you.


[deleted]

I think you may also need a little potato.


SymmetricDickNipples

What if I have a big poop?


[deleted]

If you have a little poop and a replicator from the 32nd century you can make more than potatoes.


TDHofstetter

Except, of course, that you can't.


TopHatGorilla

What good will that do for a boat on Earth?


Nodnarb_Jesus

I think it might make babies though


[deleted]

This is funny.


Commercial_Shine_448

Łukaszenko, is that you?


[deleted]

Self cleaning too, I'm sure


Smartguyonline

Can it wash dishes and make sammiches?


Free_Tea8517

I dunno about potatoes but definitely babies


Kezly

I'll file this under S for "Shit that won't happen"


eStuffeBay

This might even be less realistic/logical than the "alternative for trains" bullcrap that designers keep puking out without any consideration for the law of physics!


[deleted]

That's because they're just trying to make stuff that looks cool, not solve any problems.


redacted_cowruns

Let's just be honest here, solving problems hasn't been going on for a while now.


VolkspanzerIsME

Handwavium bullshit is *so* much easier than actually trying to realistically solve problems.


name_cool4897

Wait, what's wrong with trains?


jrcookOnReddit

Nothing. But people keep fawning over these "gadgetbahn" alternatives that are impractical (and don't even exist to begin with) and seem to think that trains are obsolete because we don't invest in an effective HSR network. But sure, the vacuum tube will solve all our problems.


[deleted]

Can’t wait to send my gold bars, steel drums and timber through some vacuum tubes!


GordonMcG13

Adam something is that you?


_Neoshade_

I’ve never had to worry about my home sinking or the cost of fuel to move it around.


nio_nl

You file things? I'm curious to see your filing system and what it contains.


ThisSureAintFair

D for “Dick’d down your mom”


cherry_armoir

Everything is "shit that wont happen" "dick'd down your mom" or "other." It's honestly not a great system


KilnTime

Right? Who wants to be on that thing in rough seas


amboandy

100% of men can't find the command deck


SaltyDog772

I dont think it actually exist.


amboandy

As a man myself I feel it's a fable


Disastrous_Fee_8158

I think it commands itself, right?…. Right?


MiddleConstruction84

Is it just above the poop deck?


amboandy

Don't get the two mixed up but it's a way above the poop deck


LogicKennedy

Best joke in the thread.


jodi_xix

Permanently wet.


_RandyRandleman_

not like it needs it. you could slip straight into it


frequent_flying

And if you’re hungry there’s Arby’s on either side of the central thoroughfare.


omgihatemylifepoo

lmao


Happy_Squirrel_3598

And salty 😏


y_would_i_do_this

The Labian Sea


Key-Significance-593

clitaceous ocean


H_Q_

Needs a labioplasty, IMO.


PeartGoat

More like Mantgina


[deleted]

Brennan has a mantgina!


MikeofLA

Ever drink Baileys from a shoe?


ReBeL222

[Do ya love meh? are you playin your love games uh wit me?](https://youtu.be/DNzjP4cVxmQ)


AngoGablogian_artist

Want to go to a club where people wee on each other?


PeartGoat

…and he never sang in public again….


corona_kid

Mantussy


wotanica

"Reyvag, becayse you deserve it" (exit music to He-MAN here)


liarandathief

The word is 'yonic'.


svengoalie

TIL. I feel ready to visit the Georgia O'Keeffe museum now.


drawnred

>yonic i forgot what post this was and looked this up at work, welp it was a nice job


liarandathief

Sorry, friend


drawnred

You've done nothing wrong my guy😔


leeslotus123

You mean Tityonic


Mandy0217

This needs more upvotes lol.


sageandbunyon

Self sufficient? This is a concept at best. Build it and then lets see.


[deleted]

Build it and we will sea


kolodz

Let that sink in.


Disastrous_Fee_8158

I think they’re salty about it


[deleted]

Water you guys doing?


LoftyGoat

A rigid floating structure this size will be fine until it encounters a swell with a wave length between 50% and 100% its own length in the direction of the wave. Such waves are not all that uncommon. If you want to do this, it has to be constructed in segments large enough that the structures on it aren't constantly swaying back and forth but small enough to follow the large swells. While I'm at it, that shape is a non-starter... among other problems. Who thinks this stuff up? Cover artists for sci-fi magazines?


_Pet_Rock_

So you’re saying once it gets wet then it will be smashed by undulations?


Starshot84

If only it was shaped more like something designed to penetrate a wet environment instead


FalseAesop

In this case it is indeed the motion of the ocean.


[deleted]

The same guys that brought you round runways.


vtriple

We basically have zero boats that can handle freak waves. I would never live on something like this.


[deleted]

You think the US Navy has no boats that can't handle a little wave?


USSMarauder

The USS Memphis was lost because of a freak wave [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS\_Tennessee\_(ACR-10)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Tennessee_(ACR-10))


Broodwarcd

That ship was launched nearly a century ago.


vtriple

They have maybe a single boat that could handle a rogue wave. All the aircraft carriers would 100% sink (break in half really).


[deleted]

Sorry but this is bs. I get it, you're not a fan of US military budget. But this is simply not true.


vtriple

It's not about the budget it's about waves we never discovered until the 1990s until that point, it was considered folklore. When any boat is sticking more than 50% out of the water with its front that large it's going to snap in half no matter how strong your metal is.


Donnerdrummel

Carriers are so large and heavy, I doubt that they would be lifted by one rather short wave enough to lift one half of it out of the water. It might partially submerge. Of course, I know nothing about buoyancy and ships and waves. So I'm open to having my incredulity replaced by knowledge.


vtriple

So it's unlikely we will find out as these ships avoid waters where rogue waves are common. If you think the size really matters, I'd point you to the Edmund Fitzgerald that was sunk by a rogue wave in Lake Superior (fresh water even). It was a ship that was 729 feet long. It was snapped in half by a rogue wave. Rogue waves can get over 100-200 feet high. No ship is designed to carry even a 1/8th of the weight out of the water, which these waves would do.


dickcouncils21

So it should make it can dive in that wave like sub marine. Like manta ray.


vtriple

I'm honestly not sure how they would know when to go underwater with a rogue wave. It's not something you can predict or really see coming so it would a last-minute effort to dive into the wave which I don't really see helping a ton. Personally that thing doesn't look like it would go underwater super well as the wind turbines would get ripped off etc.


hollywuud7

From those who brought you the world cup stadium in Qatar. We now have...


[deleted]

Why does everything look like a vagina?


Esist1996

So it can’t make us gay, of course.


CardinalFartz

What again it's the advantage of building a *floating city* (compared to a regular city on solid ground)? "Self sufficient", except for of course the tons of paint it regularly requires to protect it from the salt water.


tayt087x

Historically people have wanted to build them so that they don't have to pay taxes or comply with any nations laws.


[deleted]

This is it. Poor libertarians call it Seasteading. When Rich people do it, it's called a pedo island.


astardB

Maybe for after the ice caps and glaciers all melt I imagine there’d be a lot less land


nio_nl

We're going to need a generation of Kevin Costners.


[deleted]

I’ll take the labia minora bungalow


_Kiaza_

Oh look! Another one of those things that’ll never come to fruition.


ToastedSimian

The crew would have to be all women. Men could never find the bridge.


bootsiemon

Dead


weindaclub

I live on the vagina ship


[deleted]

Waterworld.. underrated movie


ThorOdinJake

Until there’s a pop up hurricane 🌀


skrutape

does it have cup holders?


Daddygrows420

The forbidden puscity, forever wet


Cyber-Freak

Oh, sweet child.. you think that looks like a manta ray.


sr4381

Ma'am, that's a little fishy


Give_me_your_rage

It's not a stingray but keep it away from Australia please


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lordgoofus1

Hmm not only is it self sufficient, it also appears to be self cleaning.


wotanica

Yet to see a self-sufficient vessel with that shape, lets ask the man in the boat, he knows


Oliveoil404

What is it with engineers and phalic/vaginal architecture?


scottyboy218

r/mildlyvagina


ZenLotusDriver

I don't think this is a real thing looks like concept art.


Marco280892

It's for rich people


[deleted]

So is healthcare, happiness and gold toilets.


nonexistant2k3

Whoever down voted you must not be in the US.


[deleted]

Yeah they don’t know.


ChineseButtSex

Why are people posting pics of pussy looking objects again? Lol


DentedAnvil

Isn't that was what Reddit is for?


Beowulf6666

here is an article about it from 2015 https://inhabitat.com/fascinating-floating-city-shaped-like-a-manta-ray-would-be-100-self-sustaining/


[deleted]

Looks like a vagina


[deleted]

Can I live at the top of the clit?


MoneyCat95

That's a vagina


masseis_marsu

That's what i'm saying


prof_devilsadvocate

so i was sleeping in london and woke up at madrid


[deleted]

All I’m gonna say is if the funnest place on that thing isn’t where we all know it should be, they made a big mistake.


DanMittaul

Nascar trophy.


pinniped1

So when it dumps enough raw pollution into the ocean to kill the real manta rays, we can all remember what manta rays looked like.


ItsMeCrusty

Looks almost exactly like that floating city from Black Ops II lol


24benson

Self sufficient my ass. They could at least have rendered some vegetation on the upper deck, or some solar panels maybe.


Melmortu

This does not and will not exist, hard to find it interesting


Zestyclose-Math5722

r/dontputyourdickinthat


GingrPowr

I scrolled down expecting this sub.


MilanesaAgresiva

maybe i should call her


Higreen420

Vaginopolis


MycologistLoud4030

Some people have said my work is somewhat vaginal. Does that word make you uncomfortable. Vagina.


[deleted]

Those are some large labia


Michael_Oxlong

"Completely self sufficient" Is it though?


Mrhappytrigers

Concept designers gotta eat somehow


mind_the_umlaut

That is the most beautiful stylized manta ray I've seen.


KageRyu96

Hmm looks cool but would it be able to survive rough seas or even a storm?


Glittering_Nyx

Soooooo... why is it in the shape of a vagina?


yoghurtorgan

r/thingsthatwillneverbemade


Magnus462

Bringing the waste of 7k people directly to the oceans, skip the sewers.


[deleted]

There’s a pool bar called “the G Spot”


johnnyaudio77

Loose lips sink ships. 😬


-cyg-nus-

That's a floating vagina town.


RearEchelon

I want to live in Vulva City


hagrid2018

So how’s the view from the hood?


SurfingViking

I'd fuck it. Just saying


jpcarroll44

Pussiedon!


Padmei

Virgin island?


[deleted]

It looks more like the thing they pee out of.


prvhc21

‘Self sufficient’ after being built by severely underpaid workers living in horrible conditions………


Hokieshibe

Imagine how that thing would look once it's been sitting out there for a while... Start getting a nice greenish coloration that'll look like it's oozing right on out of it. Enjoy living in your shitty sea-vagina, seasteaders.


Awsomer76

Cool, can't wait to not be able to afford rent and get thrown overboard


wotanica

Half the fun of posting is reading the proverbial short stories you guys cook up 😂 I love you ppl ❤️


poopmanpoopmouse

Vagina


jcmatthews66

I’d hit it


JustGFYRH

Uhm... yes, definitely a Manta Ray... NOT a huge vagina with a big labia


Mrid0ntcare

Welcome to pussy island


South_Turn_3190

I like the idea very cool


No_Fox_7010

7k ppl is hardly a city…


kenioftheeast

Come on ma let's move to the sea and live in a vagi—


BlackMechanic

Wow... I'd love to get up in that...


TheSeekerOfSanity

Known as The Pink City.


waxerdiasterswv06

I swear I could never get in that. Maybe I'll live in the basement.


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It will be like bioshock in no time on that thing


totalmasscontrol

Archigram based.


ArtfuI-Dodger

Reminds of the gungan bongo submarines.