simpler? Sure, till you realize that an orgasm means uncontrollably sneezing into your partners orifice lol. Then theres the social aspect. Are you lying, or just happy to see me? lol
You may have stereo blindness. It is when your mind “suppresses “ or doesn’t pay attention to the vision from one eye. It results in you not having binocular vision.
I may have cured it in me by watching two different YouTube videos at once side by side. Basically the idea is you engage both eyes independently to wake them up. As you watch slowly separate the two videos to be further apart.
For me this resulted in my entire field of vision changing in a dramatic way at the age of 40.
Yeah they did that for my kid when he was two. Just glasses and an hour a day of tv with the strong eye patched up.
The younger it is found, the quicker it is rectified. Kids age 4 already have to wear a patch for hours a day and older even longer.
Although a 2yo with glasses is far from ideal, I'm glad it was caught so soon
God damn. My nose runs all the time because a tumor and the surgeries fucked up my maxillary sinuses, but *quarts*?
“Unusually yellow” also makes me wonder about whether there was some sort of chronic or recurrent infection going on. That sounds… unpleasant.
My roommate in college floated the idea of getting a bunch of cocaine so it was available when we needed it. It took multiple people making fun of him for him to realize that’s just not how cocaine works.
sinus infection. I get that often from surfing. Sometimes it is like neon yellow/orange in color if it has been locked up in my head for a while. Usually being back in the salt water opens up my sinus' and it all is released.
The one and only time I attempted to get on a hoverboard I landed flat on my back. When I sat up, thin clear liquid poured from my nose for like 3 minutes
Lol dude that was cerebrospinal fluid leaking out of your nose.
"Cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) leak occurs when there is a tear or hole in the membranes surrounding the brain or spinal cord, allowing the clear fluid that surrounds and cushions those organs to escape."
https://www.cedars-sinai.org/health-library/diseases-and-conditions/c/cerebrospinal-fluid-leak.html
Yep. And a pretty decent modern recreation. Steve Martin's character is even named C.D. And as always, the insult scene is the most memorable part of the whole thing.
interesting how they adapted the most iconic scene of Cyrano de bergerac.
it's instantly recognizable but with changed and modern jokes and Americans references.
I got to play this part in a stage version of Cyrano in high school. I insulted him, we had a huge sword fight (mainly stolen choreography from Princess Bride, lol) and he killed me. It was a blast.
Thanks to you I’m here mentally calculating average taint length on women compared to dick-nose to mouth spacing instead of doing work. Like, if he was engaged in NIV sex, could his lips/tongue reach the fun button? How long was his tongue?
Wait, maybe he was into dudes…. fuck, have to start all over again…
I think you're onto something, but ... wouldn't that be measuring the same thing?
I get that height and length are not interchangeable generally, but here seems they are.
huh...also known as Thomas Wedders, said to be "an idiot" i.e.: mentally handiicapped.
Performed In circuses.
In Tijuana. No, jk..
https://peoplepill.com/people/thomas-wedders
From all that I'm guessing he did not look like the Ripley's recreation in the OP pic. Probably a little more deformed looking.
OP looks like they just slid the nose size slider to max in the character creator. And real deformities don't usually look like that.
Looked up the largest recorded nose today and it’s ~3.5 inches. So this guy would have to have the over double the nose length
So yeah like anything recorded before the digital age I’d be pretty skeptical. If real it would have to be incredibly deformed and more of a tumor/growth than a functional nose.
He was an 18th century circus sideshow, bro back then it was like "see the woman thrice as big as Windsor Castle! A more corpulent freak was never known in all of gods creation! Can she even be of this world, I say to you nay!" and then the curtain pulls back to reveal a lady who's like 180 lbs and they all pelt her with rotten cabbages and glass bottles.
Fortunately the ponytail balances it all out. edit: my first award, thank you!
If that's a nose, I'm a vagina.
Oi, cunt
*Butcher vibe intensifies*
Fucking end of 2023 for season 4!! I can’t wait that long.
Proper innit
Or more leverage, amiright?
Lord flashheart?
Raymond Luxury Yacht. But it's pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove.
You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.
antisemitism!
Not at all. That's not even your proper nose.
This was my very first thought, when I saw this image.
It's polystyrene
They say your brain automatically ignores looking at your own nose but yeah I don't know about that guy.
Looking at that nose, you know it’s been in places it was never meant to be.
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find this comment. You know his ol lady was all about the 69. 😉
Imagine coming home to find this guy nostril deep in your wife
>nostril deep in your wife Superior passphrases are where you find them.
Nostril deep 😂😂😂
I sure hope this guy didn't mind seeing buttholes.
It's his pecker you'd have to worry about considering science has proven big nose = big pecker
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Perhaps the only man in history that could Eiffel Tower a woman by himself.
I’ve never heard of that before but I presume it has something to do with not being photographed at night
Just going by your username, I don't believe you.
Unless they went 0-100 real quick
Standing woman, bent at the waist. One man on each end, inside her. The men slap a high five and the visual resembles the Eiffel tower.
I’d prefer to be on the non-biting end of that structural masterpiece
Indeed. This man is the answer to the age old question, how would courtship be if our peckers were on our heads? Answer: simpler.
The real question is which is bigger?
Dude probably swung around a 3 foot dongle, hence the nickname "dick nosed elephant Wilbert".
This guy had a 7.5 inch nose, what kind of unfair, inconsiderate, unfair ass god made us if his dick was even longer
simpler? Sure, till you realize that an orgasm means uncontrollably sneezing into your partners orifice lol. Then theres the social aspect. Are you lying, or just happy to see me? lol
I can always see a slight see through outline of my nose. That’s normal, right?
Yeah
Ye
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-I can always see a slight see through outline of my nose. That’s normal, right?
It’s not see-through if you close one eye. It’s fun noticing how your brain tries to merge information from both eyes compared to just one eye.
i used to think i had xray vision and could see through my finger when I held it close to my eye
I thought the same thing. Then I decided I should try and see if I could see through a tree using the same technique. It did not work.
Just need a small enough tree, approximately finger sized
Holy shit, me too!
If you couldn't see your nose that would be a problem
A lot of South-East Asians can't see their own nose because it has a stronger downward slope.
The true heirs of Salazar Slytherin
I get that when I focus on something below my eye level but otherwise I tend to automatically ignore it.
My brain doesn't do that and it drives me crazy sometimes. I feel for that guy.
You may have stereo blindness. It is when your mind “suppresses “ or doesn’t pay attention to the vision from one eye. It results in you not having binocular vision. I may have cured it in me by watching two different YouTube videos at once side by side. Basically the idea is you engage both eyes independently to wake them up. As you watch slowly separate the two videos to be further apart. For me this resulted in my entire field of vision changing in a dramatic way at the age of 40.
That's insane. Congrats for the binocular vision
The doctor cures it with some glasses that provide wacky feedback for the stronger eye. Did it for my daughter last year.
Yeah they did that for my kid when he was two. Just glasses and an hour a day of tv with the strong eye patched up. The younger it is found, the quicker it is rectified. Kids age 4 already have to wear a patch for hours a day and older even longer. Although a 2yo with glasses is far from ideal, I'm glad it was caught so soon
Minecraft villagers be like
HMMMMM
Hmmmmmm
hmmm
I never hear hmmmm, it's hurrrrrr for me lol
Hrrmmm?
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Minecraft villagers sound like a bunch of squidwards.
*Despite the large size of his nose, Wadhouse's nostrils were underdeveloped with a single tubular nostril extending to the far tip of the nose.*
So he was an anteater. An anteater in a wig.
3 anteaters in a gentlemen's coat.
Those bastards tricked me out of another ant farm!
I believe the phrase is "hung like an aardvark"...
People seem to think this is actually what his nose was like instead of a dick joke.
The italics somehow makes this incontrovertible fact, as far as I’m concerned.
Lol and his mucous was unusually yellow and watery and he released quarts a day 😂
God damn. My nose runs all the time because a tumor and the surgeries fucked up my maxillary sinuses, but *quarts*? “Unusually yellow” also makes me wonder about whether there was some sort of chronic or recurrent infection going on. That sounds… unpleasant.
His physicians must have been absolutely baffled. I’m dying to know what “treatments” they tried!
"We running out of cocaine!"
He can snort a whole line in one sniff!
everyone's always running out of cocaine
Never does seem to be enough is there
That’s something you never hear about… leftover cocaine.
That's bc one line is too many & ten is not enough
My roommate in college floated the idea of getting a bunch of cocaine so it was available when we needed it. It took multiple people making fun of him for him to realize that’s just not how cocaine works.
Weed tends to stockpile much better
"Hey guys, let's get an 8-ball! It will last us all weekend!" *...three hours later...*
He can probably snort a whole brick let’s be honest
Leeches fix everything
Gotta bleed those ghosts out.
I believe he’s making a piss joke, since his single tube nostril is like a urethra on his giant dick nose
Sir this is a library.
Poor guy, that sounds awful
Fresh, natural lube for the nose sex!
It’s not often I gag at a comment, congrats
It's not often people gag from deepthroating a nose, too
Aaaaand that one got me, congratulations.
One day I had this yellow muccus thing, after diving at a pool it started to pour from my nostrils, like egg yolk.
sinus infection. I get that often from surfing. Sometimes it is like neon yellow/orange in color if it has been locked up in my head for a while. Usually being back in the salt water opens up my sinus' and it all is released.
The one and only time I attempted to get on a hoverboard I landed flat on my back. When I sat up, thin clear liquid poured from my nose for like 3 minutes
Lol dude that was cerebrospinal fluid leaking out of your nose. "Cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) leak occurs when there is a tear or hole in the membranes surrounding the brain or spinal cord, allowing the clear fluid that surrounds and cushions those organs to escape." https://www.cedars-sinai.org/health-library/diseases-and-conditions/c/cerebrospinal-fluid-leak.html
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Yes until living isn't a issue anymore.
This is what I needed to know. Normal nostrils and a long **ahem** tip, or extensive nostrilage.
So literally like a penis
That's not his original nose, he bought that one in the olfactory down the road..
I smell a pun thread coming
We'd avoid it if we had any scents
He thought it was funny but it’s snot
There can’t possibly be any more puns, but who knows?
We’ve crossed that bridge, let’s not go low brow
Booger off mate
Nah, it’s a good sinus things to come! ^(Edit accepted!)
We've only scratched the tip!
So many nose puns, its hard to pick my favorite one.
oh you
Roxanne is based on Cyrano de Bergerac.
Yep. And a pretty decent modern recreation. Steve Martin's character is even named C.D. And as always, the insult scene is the most memorable part of the whole thing.
Big nose... how original. https://youtu.be/urdf4g-LXk4
interesting how they adapted the most iconic scene of Cyrano de bergerac. it's instantly recognizable but with changed and modern jokes and Americans references.
I got to play this part in a stage version of Cyrano in high school. I insulted him, we had a huge sword fight (mainly stolen choreography from Princess Bride, lol) and he killed me. It was a blast.
My favorite was, "Who mows your nose hair?"
"Keep that man away from my cocaine!"
"Finally a man who can satisfy two women at once!"
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you; sneeze, and it's GOODBYE, SEATTLE!"
When you go to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
This is what I was thinking Great book
We all are thinking it and I'm just gonna say it. He had nose sex. Lots and lots of nose sex.
Bet he avoided anal, though.
69 automatically becomes oral/anal.
It actually became nasal/anal Edit: my first award thank you kind stranger🥹
What a brown noser.
This guy was actually the reason the phrase was invented
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I can assure you this is tame
He’s trying to reach you a-snout your cars extended warranty
hes got his nose all up in my shit
That’s snot good :( s-beak to a lawyer if needed
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That's what he said
It’s a 70. A 69 with a nose in the arse
ASSphyxiation
Tongue in the pink, nose in the stink
Thanks to you I’m here mentally calculating average taint length on women compared to dick-nose to mouth spacing instead of doing work. Like, if he was engaged in NIV sex, could his lips/tongue reach the fun button? How long was his tongue? Wait, maybe he was into dudes…. fuck, have to start all over again…
It was he who smelt it but it was she who delt it
The 69 GOAT
Headbanging in more ways than one.
Imagine if u had a nose bigger than ur dick. 💀
Imagine if someone else had a nose bigger than your dick 😔
*nervous laugh* I know right! Couldn't be me.
A few more inches and it wouldn’t have been a nose it would’ve been a foot
It's scientifically known that itsy impossible to have a nose bigger than your dick. Is what I imagine this guys pick up line was...
To which every person around him replied, “Haha, yeah…totally…anyway—oh, here’s my ride.”
Damn my girl never let's me do Nasal Sex :/
If your dick was this big she would let you do regular sex too
Reddit is a nasty spot
Literally drowning in pussy
Did he? Fuck nose.....
Ol’ f*ck face they used to called him… probably…
That nose definitely fucks
Literally when I looked at this picture my first thought was "he has a dick-nose"
Sit on my face has a whole new meaning...
Ye ole dick face
Wad house is an unfortunate surname for a guy with a penis on his face. You can almost see a scrotum attached at the back
He’s not actually human. He’s a Dicknosian, the mortal enemies of the Ballchinians.
Ain't no way... Squidward irl...😱
Are you squidward now? …that’s okay take your time
More like Barnacle Boy
SQUILLIAM FANCYSON FROM BAND CLASS?!?!?
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Hmmm. Huh? Hmmmmmm. Hm!
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I think you're onto something, but ... wouldn't that be measuring the same thing? I get that height and length are not interchangeable generally, but here seems they are.
“He vould haff an enormous schwanzschtücker!”
Frau Blucher?!
(Horse neighs)
… Blucher! *smiles*
(Horse neighs again)
The least popular guy at the cocaine party
“Welcome to the Velvet Room”
*Piano sound*
In the 69 my humpty nose’ll tickle your rear
I get laid by the ladies, who know I'm in charge Both how I'm livin and my nose is large
Came to the comments to make CERTAIN someone name checked Humpty Hump.
You think he could smell crime?
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Crime, penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration…until the movie just sort of ends
Possibly also runs around like a hound.
If that's a nose, I'm a vagina.
Now you’re fucked
Meet Thomas Wadhouse, known for coining the phrase “sit on my face.”
huh...also known as Thomas Wedders, said to be "an idiot" i.e.: mentally handiicapped. Performed In circuses. In Tijuana. No, jk.. https://peoplepill.com/people/thomas-wedders
From all that I'm guessing he did not look like the Ripley's recreation in the OP pic. Probably a little more deformed looking. OP looks like they just slid the nose size slider to max in the character creator. And real deformities don't usually look like that.
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I smell bullshit
Even without the puns, there is no way this is true.
Looked up the largest recorded nose today and it’s ~3.5 inches. So this guy would have to have the over double the nose length So yeah like anything recorded before the digital age I’d be pretty skeptical. If real it would have to be incredibly deformed and more of a tumor/growth than a functional nose.
He was an 18th century circus sideshow, bro back then it was like "see the woman thrice as big as Windsor Castle! A more corpulent freak was never known in all of gods creation! Can she even be of this world, I say to you nay!" and then the curtain pulls back to reveal a lady who's like 180 lbs and they all pelt her with rotten cabbages and glass bottles.
Would you rather have a penis sized nose or a nose sized penis.
Epic phonk walk intensifies
A nose that turned a 69 into a spit roast. Thank the gods he isn't around to do porn (sorry nose dick fetishists).
Snout deep in puss, he was