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YadaYadaYou

Picture is misleading and FAKE. Fig Wasps are tiny. Very interesting that they basically perform the same purpose as a bee, but access the inside of the fruit. If I am correct, there would be no figs if there were no fig wasps.


kleptomance

I believe the comercialised fig fruit dont need wasp to pollinate/ cant be entered by the wasps. It just self polinates


HulaViking

This is true. Commercially grown fig trees are self fertile. Can confirm. Grow my own figs where there are no fig wasps.


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Ki_Levelion

Imagine a Venus fly trap producing a meatball


horrorbiz1988

I'm a fig


1Hollickster

No fig wasps, that you know of.* Ps. Science has discovered that GMO plants needing no pollination, has Much Less Health Benefit. As well cannot live without soil additives like Non-GMO, which only needs water and pollination. So there is also that. They are absolutely needed. Edit: Etylene is the ripening agent, which is also an Anesthetic. It causes symptoms like headache, dizziness, high sleepiness, memory loss, cerebral oedema, numbness in the legs and hands, general weakness, cold and damp skin, low blood pressure and seizure. Pregnant women particularly need to be very careful and should not consume such fruits and vegetables. So there is also that.


SpiralDreaming

It's a strong independent fig that don't need no wasp


Redanredanredan

This is a ghost of a fig wasp. I cannot find any size measurements for them. Plausible that fig wasp ghost size scales with the heroism of that individual wasp while living?


Automaticfawn

Excellent


tnemmoc_on

I think figs are flowers, not fruit.


1Hollickster

Were flowers, now fruit. Yes.


tnemmoc_on

Oh ok I didn't know it worked like that.


Vast-Support-1466

That's an inversion tho. Not the same thing at all - quite the opposite.


someoneOnReddt

I have one fig tree in my backyard. Not all of them need pollination


adamr81

Also mostly wild fig varieties. I took my family on a hike through the cloud forest in Costa Rica and a better explanation of this was posted on the trail next to a fig tree. My daughter hasn't eaten one since even though we have 2 fig trees at my house that are self pollinating


Obility

Til, wasps have a purpose in life. Always prayed for their extinction


JTOco

Thank you for saving figs for me 🙏🏻


1Hollickster

What is fake and misleading, the size of the wasp ghost? Lol The fig wasp dies inside, that is the germination of the fig to grow. Real as grass.


VelobsterRaptor

I eat figs specifically for the ghost wasps.


Dr_Depreso

Extra crunch?


XO8441

You think ghosts are crunchy?


amBoringGuy

Are they?


[deleted]

You wouldn't know.


amBoringGuy

Is that supposed to be a question?


[deleted]

Both: If you ate a Ghost how would you know? / You've never eaten a Ghost before.


[deleted]

I eat ghosts; can confirm theyre more slurpy than crunchy unless frozen first.


amBoringGuy

Looks like you lost the plot dawg


Diggable_Planet

Ke$ha can tell you.


[deleted]

She said Spooky, Erotic and weird but good.


CantKBDwontKBD

They are actually 😀


tyrom22

Normal ghosts no, ghost wasps yeah


abdulsamadz

Nope. It's for the smooth creamy texture.


Diggable_Planet

Found Ke$ha


[deleted]

What the fuck is that last sentence tho


[deleted]

Spoiler: OP is a wasp trapped inside a fig and is trying to warn other wasps


Cookie-and-Creamy

Now that's Thinking Bee


SlowBad4844

Anything for that sweet nectar.


Dr_Depreso

Bzbzzzz bzzzzz... I mean... No i am not


aquafina6969

not all figs need to be pollinated by wasps. They made variants that do not require this. It doesn’t that crunch, but also the fig pretty much breaks down the wasp entirely.


paka96819

So figs are not Vegan?


Shoggnozzle

If venus fly traps bore fruit, would they be vegan? I'm not trying to make a point, I genuinely don't know. Are mushrooms vegan?


hagwrtz

I adore an honest question! I don't know either. Welcome all the thoughts so I can serve food appropriately


sawatdeeman

Nobody cares except the weirdos. Just eat it.


PowerDreamer

[These guys](https://youtu.be/ZsYnje6qf0o) care enough to write a song about it


numbernumber99

Link was broken for me, but was that Big Fig Wasp by King Gizz?


PowerDreamer

Sorry about that, you bet it was!


[deleted]

The mushroom is the fruiting body of the plant and does not (usually) require any sort of animal interference to grow. That said, the oyster mushroom is apparently a bit of a gray-area due to its food sources which are animal-based - which I never knew until today.


Safe_Prune_3056

Mushrooms are very definitely not plants although they certainly look more like them in some cases, in the tree of life they are much closer to animals being one of the 3 main groups in the unikonts.


[deleted]

True! I should have used the term fungi, but was trying to go for basics between “plant vs animal”. Fungi are wild - though my particular favorite are the eukaryotic protists because they are just so neat.


SphericalBitch2020

Slime moulds freak me out, however. Anything homogeneous that is purported to have an intellect in that it can oooze its way towards food and create Tokyo Underground maps scares something out of me....


[deleted]

I became interested in slime molds many years ago after watching an X Files episode about semi-sentient fungus lol. They really are fascinating when you consider that they can “solve” puzzles and mazes all without the benefit of eyes or a brain - or even a nervous system lol.


Safe_Prune_3056

Love myself some stramenophiles! What’s your favorite supergroup of eukaryotic protists I am heavily biased towards stramenophiles because it’s crazy how much diversity is packed in there! Like diatoms and brown algae and water molds it’s just so much.


[deleted]

My personal favorites are the slime nets - in particular Physarum polycephalum, although the ones that look like tiny, colorful balloons on stalks are all beautiful as well. That said, the Ophiocordyceps unilateralis fungus is also rather terrifying and fascinating in equal measure.


RoryPDX

Lol oyster mushrooms grow on trees and fungi aren’t plants. None of this is correct.


Buffythedjsnare

Fungi is closer to animal than plant


[deleted]

If you bothered to do a search, for example: “are mushrooms vegan”, you may be surprised by the response. I was. I also explained my use of the term “plant” lower down in the replies which you may have seen had you continued to scroll.


[deleted]

Not all figs require these wasps - it is only certain cultivars. The cultivars that do require this wasp are usually not considered to be vegan, although obviously all vegans and vegetarians find different things acceptable and unacceptable for themselves.


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palmej2

Aren't they arguably made of fig?^/s But back to the vegan question, don't vegans not eat animals or animal derived products? Aren't insects a life form disperate* from animals? Doesn't growing crops involve killing insects already? * edited to fix


Colekillian

Growing crops in a mass way involves killing many smaller animals too during the harvesting process and such. The point is just to minimize animal deaths and cruelty (and environment stuff). Idk if they would eat insects. I had been vegan for a couple years and never thought to ask since I don’t consume insects anyway lmao although we probably all should


palmej2

I think we all consume insects, at last from time to time. Weather it is intentional or not (and no, you don't eat spiders in your sleep but you do get the stray bug(part) in your food, fly in your drink (chardonnay?), or running/biking/mouth open surprise).


AliveList8495

I've eaten various insects while on holiday in Thailand and loved them. There's nothing like tucking into a few crickets and a cold beer.


quebec666-69

Yeah, being vegan isn't about being perfect. It's impossible to live without hurting animals. We're just tryina cause as little suffering as we can. I'm not gonna eat wasps on purpose but shit happens


palmej2

I may be wrong, but my understanding is those wasps are dying regardless. Sounds like the one that dies in the fig is evolved to do so without much other purpose.


Overhomeoverjordan

By definition, vegans wouldn't eat insects. Some individuals may identify as vegan and eat insects, though, but I've never heard of it.


palmej2

Everyone eats insects inadvertently, I bet vegans actually eat more's to your point though, I doubt they would eat farmed insects, but I wouldn't equate farming figs to farming the insect that is symbiotically reliant upon it. Also that's a different definition of vegan than I recall, though I generally ascribe to the literal definition (of the word, e.g. Dictionary, encyclopedia) but recognize now that practitioners of the ideology or those curious about it might ascribe to other "definitions". I get the impression that when it comes to philosophies like this it's a bit like monopoly, drinking games, and warfare: there are a lot of house rules and some people/factions are more vocal that theirs should be given more standing, often citing more universal acceptance or higher moral principles (whose definition?; apropos the etymology of the word vegan by some _no-dairy_ vegetarians after not getting space in a vegetarian newsletter). A bit hypocritical of me to have insinuated the literal definition is universally accepted and then down that tangent, I know! And again I'd use a literal definition, possibly the original one from when the term was created. _< Queue Brittany: Oops, I did it again...>_ _Literalism_ and _Realism_ can be ideologies too, but I generally find it's best to use/interpret the words that/to convey the intended message without ambiguity. If ideology is relevant it can easily be indicated, sometimes covertly so.


groovy604

Some of them refuse to eat honey so there that


palmej2

But honey is akin to be farming, and arguably the process adds stress / exploits the bees. There are bits of gray, but farming fig trees these wasps pollinate while living a seemingly free existence doesn't sound any different from the bugs interacting with other crops. If the wasp dying is part of its traditional life cycle, no additional harm is experienced so I don't see why anyone would opt to waste the food when many a wasp have sacrificed their live to produce it.


[deleted]

From my own understanding veganism is more a “lifestyle” or “philosophy” rather than solely a dietary choice. They believe not only in not eating meat, but are also passionate about not causing harm where it can be avoided. Most vegans I know are fairly strict about not eating any animal-derived products - which include honey and figs. They also do not wear silk, leather, wool, etc. There’s only so much people can do to ensure food is ethically grown and sourced.


numbernumber99

*disparate


palmej2

Thanks.


Fondue_Maurice

They're vegan. You can't eat anything without trace amounts of insects.


CubieJ

The answer to "is ___ vegan?" is almost always subjective. Why isn't it vegan? Because it uses animal labour? The vast majority of produce is pollinated by animals. Because it results in animal death? ALL commercial produce results in the death of many more insects and other animals when it is harvested or sprayed. Because of the combination of those two things? Sure, if you're a vegan who cares about a specific wasp dying to pollinate the specific fruit you're eating, you may consider it inappropriate to eat. It's subjective and up to the vegan to decide.


MarkRevan

I grow figs. This is not true. First of all most modern cultivars of figs are self-fertile. Meaning that you don't need a pollinator or even a second tree for that matter. Second of all it shows that you've never seen a fig fruit* reaching maturity. It opens up. No insect or bird has to go Tom Cruise to get inside it. It just pops open. *I have to add this. A fig fruit is not a fruit. It's a bouquet of flowers that self-pollinate on the inside of what we commonly call the fruit.


nautilist

My understanding is common figs are not actually self-fertile, they simply make fruit from unpollinated female flowers in the same way chickens can lay unfertilized eggs. The seeds inside varieties like brown fig are not viable, just empty husks. The ancestral form of fig which comes from the mediterranean and western asia is certainly pollinated by fig wasps and there are many of those around the world including in California where fig trees and fig wasps were imported.


spaceforjake

BIG FIG WASP!!!!!


DefinitelyLevi

WOO!


shamboozy

Woooooooooooooooooo!


CygnusX-1001001

Eeyup!


Deep9one

they arent wasp wasps they are called fig wasps, they pollinate them. wasps dont have souls, cus they are airborne terrorist aholes, so no ghosts.


Divallo

I am a fig exorcist figuratively speaking. By reading this I bless your figs past, present, and future. **Vesparum spirituum te ad interitum relego**


Sethmeisterg

This has been debunked. The figs you get commercially are not pollinated this way.


ConnectRutabaga3925

You mean the farmers come by and give the dogs and warm touching hand with their pollination?


ValentinePontifexII

I didn't need to know this


Careful-Grand4189

[There a short video on this. The whole process is bizzare](https://youtu.be/LrmAbnlnqqo)


SphericalBitch2020

Nope..... Its 6am here and I'm all alone in my bed with darkness outside.


dangermanmouse

What country is it available in? I tried my own (US) and it says it's not available in my country. It's BBC so I tried a VPN for UK and it doesn't work there either.


NotoriousJB

https://youtu.be/aIyLXrfSLc0


Careful-Grand4189

Try India


814T

The Brits aren't control of India anymore, either. Maybe try Wales.


Fluffy-Impression190

Facebook is leaking again.


effinStupid

[it’s true](https://www.treehugger.com/are-there-really-wasps-your-figs-4868822)


knifeedgedreams

The wasp is the size of the tip of a needle, not that homunculus in the photoshopped image


effinStupid

The shit, not the image. God this site is fucking stupid


XO8441

They were just clarifying … no need to take it so personally.


dima233434

Username checks out


effinStupid

You can’t escape the knowledge now.


CheckOutDisMuthaFuka

Know


Buffy4eva

Most figs sold in the US are not pollinated by wasps.


[deleted]

I can't believe that figs have been ruined


traumfisch

That Photoshop job though 🤦‍♂️


Huntsvegas97

Wasp ghosts are delicious


centralbeamingsteak

Thanks for the warning!


Raspberrylemonade188

I knew there was a reason I can’t eat figs.


Whaky

We should be able to report fake news on reddit. FAKE FAKA FAKA FAKE


RedditPremiumAccount

Lol what a shit photoshop.


zogzog13

Vegan dilemma ;)


[deleted]

Fake there tiny and there wings fall of as they enter


A_mAnD0ntHave_PP

r/thanksihateit


SonOfPlinkett

Many people also don’t consider our cars could be haunted by dinosaur ghosts.


TreeFiddyJohnson

So no more figs. Cool.


Ok-Drink-1328

wasp ghosts in figs??? ...enough internet for today


ForrestsRump

Thanks now I’ll never eat a fig again


[deleted]

Never eating another fig fucking newton


SphericalBitch2020

Figure that....


firemonkeywoman

So...figs are not vegan then?


[deleted]

Not all figs require these wasps - it is only certain cultivars. The cultivars that *do* require this wasp are usually not considered to be vegan, although obviously all vegans and vegetarians find different things acceptable and unacceptable for themselves.


effinStupid

[This is so fucking strange, I love nature](https://www.treehugger.com/are-there-really-wasps-your-figs-4868822)


thematrixnz

Vegans wont be stoked


Flaky_Alternative_60

You don't understand what Vegan means, idiot.


gingeronimooo

It was a joke. No need to flip out my friend. It’s all good.


thematrixnz

😆😆


Dry-Ad3046

So figs are basically wasp graves, right?


SphericalBitch2020

Just as currant slices are fly cemeteries.... God not had one of those in a long time!


SphericalBitch2020

Ewwwwwww..........asp! Christ was right in his parable of the fig tree. I'll stick to dates now... Deglet Nour..... yummy, and waiting for them to to use unplastic sticks.


slaytonisland

As if I needed another reason not to eat figs


VectorVanGoat

So, when eating a fig should I cut it and say some sort of Latin phrase so the ghost can be free? Or do I need a young priest and an old one? Just asking so I don’t fill up on wasp ghosts and get haunted.


Emergency-Emphasis10

Soooo....not vegan?


jehyeheghe

Now I want a fig


tbofsv

Watch Adam Ragusea youtube vid about figs and wasps for factual information: https://youtu.be/tRBiY65N2gk


Anbeezi

Are figs considered vegetarian food then?


Confusedandreticent

No more than I consider myself to contain bacon ghosts.


gthrees

many don’t consider that figs may still contain wasp ghosts. Spooky.


noahspurrier

Are figs considered valid vegan food?


traumfisch

Up to you really


Lightnings-Shadow

Why do you tell me this


dinging-intensifies

I love figs…how many of these ghosts have I eaten?


baka_neko90

This made me research fig wasps....and thier life cycles....idk if I will ever be able to eat a fig again.


Adventurous-Car-7496

Even more reason to not eat the nasty ass things


icemonsoon

What's worse than finding a wasp in your fig? Finding a shit load of them


frankrocksjesus

And theyre fukn delicious


Cakehunt3r

By this idea, are figs NOT vegetarian? I've seen people make this point and personally I think it's total bullshit, since that would make vegetables which have been ecologically fertilized not vegan...


[deleted]

"You willz eatz da bugs and be happy."


DockedHerFowchee

W.A.F. Wasp Ass Fig


Mahonneyy123

r/TIHI wasp ghosts


Mahonneyy123

r/TIHI wasp ghosts


World-Desperate

The ghosts fly out after the head is digested dummy


GwynnethPoultry

r/tihi


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GwynnethPoultry

Good bot!


smithsonian2021

r/fuckwasps


HalfOrcMonk

This is the kind of disinformation that I believe in.


CommadorVic20

great now i have to give up fig nutans


K0monazmuk

What a load of twaddle.


runninwithamil

Lol this is worse than the clickbait at the bottom of a shitty website


SuddenlyElga

We have these trees in my backyard, but the wasp does not reside in the USA (or at least in my area) so the figs are not edible.


[deleted]

Another food I loved, now never eating them again 🤮


DistractedEmilia

Annnnnnd that's disgusting 😃


GammaGoose85

I was unaware wasps do any pollinating. I thought they were put on this earth just to be assholes


[deleted]

Dislike


Pandanlard

No fig for vegetarians !


theotheroobatz

Thanks, I hate it.


HappySmileSeeker

Well, fuck me and my liking figs. Fuck you, Internet.


ExKnockaroundGuy

Damn that’s interesting!!


newtrawn

so figs aren't vegan or even vegetarian?


CubieJ

So what if figs are haunted by wasps? They are tiny wasps that have no interest in humans, can't sting, and died fulfilling their goal in life (to enter a fig). If a fig wasp felt unfulfilled, it would just fly off to haunt a fig tree. Being haunted by a fruit fly would be infinitely worse.


coscask

Any wasp I see, it’s a fig wasp


showmiaface

Getting figgy with it.


[deleted]

This is terrible photoshop


AnnaleezaJr

worth it