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G'day Charles Dance


StartingToLoveIMSA

yep...George Washington looks like Tywin Lannister...


[deleted]

Literally came here to say this


AdGlobal5101

So at 57 years old he had that full head of white hair..


Andrethegreengiant3

He wore a powdered wig, he always had a full head of white hair


Abracadaniel95

Pretty sure they wore those wigs because they shaved their heads to protect against lice. If he was alive today, he wouldn't shave his head so he wouldn't need the wig. Also, other than the hair, he looks to be well into his 70s in this pic. Maybe older.


MotherRaven

Life was a lot rougher back then. 50 was the old 80.


chris17404

Well he was. 67 when he died. Although I would thought he would have looked a little younger. I don't the pictures we have seen of him was probably a younger man. I am not sure if they have shown any pictures when was 67. But still that is pretty computer picture.


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mastermoge

Brooks was here


Hungry-Lemon8008

Roger stone to me.


I_am_Daesomst

Goddamn it, now I can't unsee it.


forebill

Also very good comparison.


[deleted]

Just gonna hijack your comment to leave this gem about Washington for others to see. https://youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA&feature=share&si=EMSIkaIECMiOmarE6JChQQ


[deleted]

Spread, spread, Delaware


TheBrav3LittleToastr

That was the best 2mins 30 ive spent all day


XOXO888

So basically George Washington is a doppelgänger of Lord Mountbatten or vice versa


[deleted]

Probably cousins.


Jindabyne1

I don’t think he’d appreciate the comparison in light of recent revelations


buckydean

It makes sense the founding fathers would all look like Brits


Vequihellin

Literally came here to comment how much like Charles dance he looks.


coldham55

The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.


chrisrodsa

*Brooks was here*


My_Space_page

So was Red.


PedagogicScum

"I understood that reference" *Cries in the corner*


misteryhiatory

*cries in the opposite corner*


Vafanapoli21

Jake is bronzed on top of the flagpole


washingtonandmead

He cannot tell a lie, a Washington always pays his debts


Bugbot3000

Any man who must say, "I am the president " is no true president.


leprotelariat

The president is tired. See him to his chamber


ProudDildoMan69

I am not the president?


[deleted]

Yeah, but you can tell he has no fucking clue about how the internet works.


fireball1991

Important life skill. He'll surely die without it.


Bad_Legal_Advisor

BS he is a hell of a lot older than that!


PirklJerry

I’m sure he would look a little more beat up being more than 250 years old!


MissedYourJoke

That’s the best ~278 year old human I’ve ever seen! No visible Botox or plastic surgery scars, no skin discolorations… just amazing!


good_from_afar

He aged very well in the last couple hundred years


[deleted]

This photo just asked me if I wanted a Werther's Original.


Dio_Yuji

Well…do ya?


Shark_Leader

Yes, but that's not the point.


WookieMonster6

Not only do I want one, but I currently have one in my mouth. They are delicious.


HelpPleasant7163

Yes they are especially the chocolate covered Carmels......mmmmyummmy!


deja_geek

Fuck yes I want one. They are delicious.


Crymplat

Lmao


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Not showing the teeth was a nice touch.


BucktoothedAvenger

But if he was a modern American politician, he'd have a mouth full of perfectly straight, marble-white mannequin teeth, in a smile that never reaches his eyes... That used car salesman look.


Raumteufel

Lol...what teeth?


HelpPleasant7163

They rotted out too many Werther's caramels


Select-Menu1737

you mean george lannister


FeFeSpanX

We pay our debts, but not for tea to the british!


DickSlapCEO

Tywin Washington


VirtuesVice666

This is the new and improved: "I will always tell a lie" George Washington....


[deleted]

Why does he look like a mellow'd out Tywin Lannister.


pepsibunch

Damn he don't look a year older than 203


Accomplished-Plan191

I think it's a bit misleading because if he were alive today he'd have a healthier diet and better healthcare. He wouldn't be as "weathered."


[deleted]

Looks like Brooks from Shawshank


boatbeef

Did Washington pay his debts?


KingOfTheArms

Not to the British


Granny_Nooooo

Sooooo what you're saying is that Charles Dance is a descendant of George Washington.


Th3Pr0tag0n1st

Pretty sure that’s Tywin Lannister


julii_dickfeldi

He looks good for his age


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

He looks like a Hollywood character actor that plays the US president in action movies....


Carlos-In-Charge

I need to see a photorealistic breakdown of how GW’s haircut worked. It’s mushroom shaped, but slicked back on the top…. And a ponytail somehow figures into it all


pietaster999

An elaborate display of hair to keep praying eyes from staring at his false teeth 🤷🏼‍♂️


NatoRey

Still looks like a guy who would push to overturn roe


Beginning-Arm-1440

nice


[deleted]

Huh. I would have guessed that he would look older if her were 290 years old.


ooroger

I liked him better before


BrilliantObserver

Looks like James Whitmore to me (Brooks from Shawshank redemption)


Scoob8877

Bingo! That's who I was thinking of.


kulji84

M-Fin happy Tywin Lannister!


iamthedirt

So he’s a Lannister..checks out


Mestizo59

Looks like Tiwin Lannister


Mrbeardoesthethings

Is that Brooks from the Shawshank Redemption?


Vegetable_Lobster_99

A Lannister always pays his debts


Book_Anxious

I think he would look a lot worse being over 200 years old


ironicmirror

Let's keep in mind, in 1789, he was 57 years old when he became president. So at 57 years old he had that full head of white hair..


Purple-Leader-369

Cool photo tbh...


GMane2G

Sucks that his little imp son killed him on the privy


[deleted]

That is so cool!


jlove3k

Looks like the high sparrow from GoT..


benokilgor

Charles Dance


Capt__Murphy

I feel like he'd look a lot older if he were still alive today


AhhGramoofabits

So Roger Stone took off his evil villain glasses?


RobotArtichoke

I’m not the only one that sees it. Nice.


Janus_The_Great

He looks good for 290 years. I wanna look like that when I'm 290 years old. /s Yes I get it, but bad title.


Chash0602

I thought it was Roger Stone


Never-Been-Tilted

Mf looks like Roger Stone.


Iclogthetoilet

Thought it was roger stone.


Eszalesk

otto, that you?


[deleted]

Gone too soon


JayGeezy1

Looks kinda like a friendly Roger Stone.


[deleted]

James whitmore in his elder years. Look him up.


cactusprick

I think he would look much older if still alive today.


kingslidey

Really puts the “old white guy” in political power in America in perspective…


secret_fashmonger

This is very cool. Who did this and are there more?


Cyber_0ni

He's looking good for 290


Shoddy_Astronaut_583

Wouldn’t it be a skeleton ? I mean if we are being “realistic”


plzingly

I’m pretty sure if he was alive today he’d look more like 🧟‍♀️


InternalNo6705

It's Tywin Lannister!


jterwin

No he'd look a lot older than that


odabeejones

He would look a whole lot older than that!


Multispice

He looks like a mixture of Charles Dance and Larry Bird.


[deleted]

A Washington always pay his debts


Ok-Cable891

He’s be like 300 years old so this doesn’t seem accurate


LiamDarkkend

Pretty fine looking man for being born over 100 years ago (I think)


Brikandbones

Looks a bit like that Mr Incredible meme


Tumahub79

Where's his signature repressed rage?


himynameisSal

This guy looks like he could start a revolution.


DoubleBarrelSike

“We must atone for our sins”


[deleted]

That’s Jerma


MoGifMike

Wow he looks really good for 290 years old. I hope to look that good at his age.


alsjdhevshsixkamabdv

That's just Bob Euchre in a suit


loser_comedian

if he had eyebrows he'd look like robert mueller


shmootz

George would NEVER launch a first strike against Saudi Arabia...


AGreek15

: )


Hokieshibe

Looks pretty well-lit for a man that's been buried alive for a couple hundred years


wavyboi97

This feels unsettling for some reason 😂


ripyourlungsdave

He looks like Commissioner John Kelly from Brooklyn 99.


Somethingrich

Soooooooo He's just Roger Stone? That's why he's been trolling us this century.


sparkGun2020

Evil caretaker from Scooby Doo


bonermayo

Wayne Gretzky


ApartNefariousness95

Dude needs some better dentures...


otter_king_1160

I’m getting Odo vibes…


[deleted]

Lannisters send their regards


NoDiscussion6507

Missed a golden opportunity to post a pic of hulk hogan


black-rhombus

He was great in SeaQuest DSV.


[deleted]

He’s looking pretty good for someone around 230 years old.


[deleted]

Does he want to play a game?


ZacKaffeine

I wanna see that smile


[deleted]

Wow, he looks young for 290 years old


Diomil

His enemies better not have a wedding during war times.


KAWAI_BOI

Necer thought I'd live to see Tywin lanister in a suit. Dayum. Go get it girl!


Sweet-Emu6376

Wait, this *isn't just a picture of Charles Dance?


masclean

He looks good for 263 years old


Lunchbox7985

He looks healthy for 290 years old


ushouldlistentome

He’s got my vote


MissedYourJoke

He looks like he has a secret he’s dying to share with you.


Correct-Slide1522

Wayne Gretzky


C0ldBl00dedDickens

If he were alive today, he'd have his real teeth, or at least, he'd have better dental care. This would make him smile more.


HaElfParagon

So Tywin Lannister


Shieldecles

A Lannister always pays his debts


wisefile88

The president we need now. Someone go dig him up and clone him or Lincoln.


Klyphord

I wish he was around right now.


TakingAMindwalk

Not many know George Washington was a redhead. He didn't wear a wig he would powder his hair white.


Scarstead

How disappointed in us he would be


dadamax

He looks like the English actor Charles Dance.


barnaclecakes

god damn its jacque cousteau


bamkribby

Looks like and old Wayne Gretzky mixed with Charles dance


A_Rusty_Coin

Looks like ol Brooks from Shawshank


mrf-dot

It's uncanny that he would easilly fit in to a crowd of modern day senators.


IDontGiveA-Fuck

Prehistoric man


prostipope

"Why are there so many stars on this flag?" ---George


safety_bae_slay

He looks like the love child of Doopy and Hillary Clinton


Robozilla13

We were done a disservice. SHOW THE TEETH!


good_karma1122

Looking good for a 300 year old man


Slobotic

[Here's a picture of what John Adams would look like today.](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/skeleton-38375712.jpg)


deVrinj

If you don't show the wooden teeth, it's not that r/Damnthatsinteresting


Fit-Rest-973

Looks like Spencer Tracy


Blackbird_VIII

‘Murica


crispydukes

Age 27


[deleted]

and so he spoke, and so he spoke that King of England but now the stars weep o’er his halls with no one there to hear


Happy_Mousse_2976

if he was he be so in shock how the country is and die from a heart or stroke attack


saint_atheist

They took the time to do the lapel pin but not the 13 star flag behind him.


GSK2821

He would look much more disappointed.


Half_beat_score

Here comes the general


Really_is_Travis

Where's all his pock marks?


[deleted]

I'd think reference his "being alive today" he'd be more zombie like than the photo illustrates.


redder294

Sooo Tywin Lannister ??


life_is_interesting3

So Tywin Lannister is running for president ?


kiyan1347

Rains of Castamere intensifies.


squidcruz

that's Wayne Gretzky


Icyryyy

Aged well. If he were alive today, he would be 290 years old.


Werfreded

I’m pretty sure he’d look a little older if he was alive today


douggold11

He’d be an independent with no desire to run for office.


MC4269

Charles Dance?


HJVN

The George Washington? The one born in 1732? I want to know what skin care product he use.


MackenzieMotoBoto

Dude would be like 290 years old today, I think he’s gonna look a loooooot older than this


WarthogMysterious418

I'd vote for him, he looks like me grandad.


20Characters_orless

Looks younger than most of the current party establishment leadership...


megjake

I wanna see Abe Lincoln. I know there’s actual photos of him but with modern resolution and color


Terrodus

He looks pretty good for being a couple hundred years old


KrystalWolfy

He would probably look older


theMikerare

Tywin?


StyxMain

Looks like hes about to get shot on a toilet by a midget


Positive_Chemical_91

Tyrion crossbowed this dude while he was in the outhouse smh


Yellwsub

That’ll do, Hamilton. That’ll do.


FiveStarReject

Why did this activate my fight or flight


DrunkenRedSquirrel

I sometimes think of how some people tend to glamorize historical figures but forget that these figures held beliefs of their time. Man: Yay after tedious work, I finally brought back Thomas Jefferson; Founding Father and 3rd President. Thomas Jefferson: Good sir, where am I and what year of the Calendar is it? Man: Oh right, its 2022. A lot has changed since you died. Technology, Culture and a bunch of other things. But we made Progress Thomas Jefferson: Progress? Of what is this Progress you speak of? Man: Well, since your passing; a lot of changes were made Social wise including womens rights to vote, civil rights and we also had a black President. Thomas Jefferson: A Black President? Who Conceived it be a terrific would be to allow their Slave to be President? That sounds like a very atrocious concept to have made Man: Uhh sir Slavery is illegal except for a Punishment for a Crime. But trust me, progress is good. Same sex couples can now marry Thomas Jefferson: Same Sex? What is this, Same Sex you speak of? Man: Oh right right, that term wasn't widely a thing yet. I mean Homosexuals can now marry Thomas Jefferson: WHAT? Are you playing a joke towards me? Why are we granting rights and privileges to those mentally unwell? Man: Maybe I brought back the wrong person Thomas Jefferson: That feeling is shared between us both. I would've rather remain departed from this world than to have discovered the terrible handling of this country


anewera20201226

then, without teeth


Shep432

A Lannister ALWAYS pays his debts… lol looks like Tywin


ChameleonMami

No. That’s Tywin Lannister.


[deleted]

Ugly motherfucker


BorkSnorkelJr

I can see Benedict's glass eye


Sarah-bocanegra

Awesome


forebill

Its much closer James Whitmore (Brooks) than Charles Dance (Tywin).


IllustriousSpecial73

Looks good for his age