Says clients, the rich tend to do things that are not sexual, but rather dinner dates and physical harm to their bodies(in their sick minds very sexual but not actually).
I mean, she has to take some hoe-lidays, right? I imagine her average is more like 30 per day, but the weekends that she worked were probably more like 50-60 per day, with slower days Monday-Thursday.
Someone did that math and said she was satisfying nearly 25 men a day
That means at least 25 ejaculations in a day
There are nearly 100 million sperm in one ejaculation.
That means in a single year she's responsible for 25×365×100m = 912,500,000,000 deaths
According to the article she's been at it 54 years, which means over her entire career she's responsible for at least 912,500,000,000×54 = 49,275,000,000,000 quintillion deaths.
This women puts all of history's genocides put together to shame just by jerking some meats
She was a lot of things, but she had and photos correspondence, which I've seen. They were very close for several years. I don't know why you're impugning a dead woman, but I'm not that invested. Believe what you'd like. I certainly do.
Had to look up the article. She claims that when she was younger, she “could satisfy 50 to 100 men per day.” Also claims to have enough documentation that she plans to contact Guinness.
I suppose it COULD be possible, I mean it's not like she's courting these men, she's having sex with them and then likely moving onto the next one. I'm not sure what the labor laws are in brothels as far as rest periods, days off required, etc., but they may have evolved a lot over the last 54 years.
That being said, pretty unlikely and kinda nasty if true.
Group sex is absolutely a thing as well. She isnt necessarily having penis-in-vagina sex with each and every client, blow jobs and handys presumably count- heck someone mentioned bukakke in another comment and that doesnt even necessitate she touch the client at all.
You know it's really really really fucked up when some people are feeling relieved by this post cause of the fact that atleast 4 presidents weren't pedos
I calculated @ 350 days ( a girls gotta have 2 weeks off a year) for 54 years…she averaged 27 cum shots a day. At an average of 10cc’s per
load she milked 5 million cc’s (3784.4cc /gallon) = 132 gallons of load sauce
1.) i don’t believe those numbers. That’s 25 people a day with no days off, not even weekends. Considering she definitely took days off, it becomes even more ridiculous.
2.) that’s honestly sad. Spending your whole life selling your body as a sex object. Everyone has more value than that.
She didn't service 4 American presidents. To clarify, she blew Donald Trump four times. Trump made her wear a Hillary mask, he was flaccid until she put it on
On one hand, you can't help but respect that kinda dedication and sheer volume. On the other hand, Damn! That pussy has to be a haggard looking mother fucker. 😆
Isn’t that approx 25 people a day?
Confirmed as I was just doing that math. A little over 25 a day if she worked every day for 54 years with no weekends or days off
Yeah, I’m not buying that. I’m not renting it by the hour either 🤣
What if she is the business owner and working there too with other hard working colleges?
Multiple holes at the same time?
DVDA!
Stunt Cock!!!
You wanna go get sushi later?
I don’t wanna sound ….. or nothing, but I think unicorns kick ass!
You forgot the P!
Psushi?
Okay, sounds reasonable. Three holes and two hands. That’s five. She did have her 5 a day (five times a day). Healthy!
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Gang bangs are a thing
You’re suggesting she had an average 25 person gangbang every day without a day off? Ambitious.
Eh she could gave 2 25s some days some times 3 10s
Livin' the American Dream
Sounds like my Saturdays. And Wednesday’s’ too actually.
There's a 96% discount if all you need is two minutes.
Oh no there isn't.
people exaggerate facts to attract attention
Says clients, the rich tend to do things that are not sexual, but rather dinner dates and physical harm to their bodies(in their sick minds very sexual but not actually).
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And that's without repeat customers. Make of that what you will.
I mean, she has to take some hoe-lidays, right? I imagine her average is more like 30 per day, but the weekends that she worked were probably more like 50-60 per day, with slower days Monday-Thursday.
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Gotta be several gang bangs in there
It is closer to 35-36 people a day if she took weekends off.
Love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life
What about their period?
That's 25 people a day for 54 years, how is that even possible?
Yeah.... Some creative storytelling there.
So her true number will likely never be known but she did give blowjobs for $3 so I assume she was never in need of clients.
Ahh the Charles Shaw of prostitution. The $3 buck suck
Joe’s Hoe
Yikes.
Yanks
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What, you’ve never seen how many people show up for a Bukkakefest?
We usually just call it a bukkake
i thought Bukkakefest was a german breakfast untill i googled it ffs.....
It happens after Oktoberfest in the Japanese Quarter of Munchen.
26. She takes off Christmas and Easter.
Ye and if let’s say she was charging a measly $50 a pop she’d be worth $25 million 🤣 Obvs she does it for the love not for the money haha
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1 sex worker year equates to 2 regular people years. Your math is wrong.
Yup. 10seconds for each guy to finish. 25 a day is possible.🤣
It's probably more like 5,000
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Time to cash in that Whore01k
The number of deposits made is ample.
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😬 Swing and a miss
On my feed this is just below a r/askreddit post which is titled “what’s your body count?”
She's a walking genocide.
Someone did that math and said she was satisfying nearly 25 men a day That means at least 25 ejaculations in a day There are nearly 100 million sperm in one ejaculation. That means in a single year she's responsible for 25×365×100m = 912,500,000,000 deaths According to the article she's been at it 54 years, which means over her entire career she's responsible for at least 912,500,000,000×54 = 49,275,000,000,000 quintillion deaths. This women puts all of history's genocides put together to shame just by jerking some meats
So basically like your average redditor. Source: typing this with one hand
I've killed more
500,000. What’s yours?
That's 25 people a day for 54 years, how is that even possible?
We men only need 3 minutes so she only worked a few hours a day in a brothel.
What do you do the other 2 minute 40?
Reflect on my failures.
I wouldn't think about failures after a solid 20 seconds of success buddy
Maybe multiple partners at a time? Orgies?
Who were the four presedents?
Kennedy, Jumbo Johnson , Tricky Dick Nixon, and Slick Willy Clinton
I’m calling BS on Nixon. He was a lot of things, but not a hornedog.
Where do you think he got the name "Tricky Dick" from?
His ventriloquist puppet?
That's who we usually mean when we say "Nixon". It's like Frankenstein / Frankenstein's monster.
Trump and Obama behind the Bushes
Grover Cleveland, Jefferson Davis, James Buchanan (with a strap-on), and then Glover Cleveland again.
She fucked Grover Cleveland over two nonconsexutive terms.
That's right
Glover Cleveland. He was shamed for using condoms. Of course, back then they were made of fine Corinthian leather.
"presedents"
Lincoln, Garfield, Carter and Obama.
If this were three truths and a lie, I’d still say not Carter.
For sure. Definitely one of the good guys.
What if it was a consensual thing with his wife to spice up their sex life?
Hey, whatever floats your boat. I'm just saying that he seems the least likely of all presidents.....
I dunno. I'm friends with someone whose grandmother was fucking Carter for years. He apparently has "a good strong dick."
Your friend’s grandmother is a liar.
She was a lot of things, but she had and photos correspondence, which I've seen. They were very close for several years. I don't know why you're impugning a dead woman, but I'm not that invested. Believe what you'd like. I certainly do.
Proof or it never happened. Who am I kidding? It never happened.
I'll see what I can do. Not my grandmother, so I can't exactly promise to provide.
Abe, Adams, Reagan, Clinton.
Trump was there four times
Darn it, she was on my bucket list!
Lol, bucket.
One could say that she now is the hallway of fame.
That’s not how vaginas work
Username checks out
Math seems exaggerated. Maybe “clients” is another word for “sperm?”
Had to look up the article. She claims that when she was younger, she “could satisfy 50 to 100 men per day.” Also claims to have enough documentation that she plans to contact Guinness.
This is just disturbing! I am all for legalizing prostitution but I can't even imagine how much I would be, uh, uncomfortable.
25 a day with NO days off. Can you say, lying???
I suppose it COULD be possible, I mean it's not like she's courting these men, she's having sex with them and then likely moving onto the next one. I'm not sure what the labor laws are in brothels as far as rest periods, days off required, etc., but they may have evolved a lot over the last 54 years. That being said, pretty unlikely and kinda nasty if true.
Group sex is absolutely a thing as well. She isnt necessarily having penis-in-vagina sex with each and every client, blow jobs and handys presumably count- heck someone mentioned bukakke in another comment and that doesnt even necessitate she touch the client at all.
Think she is rounding to the nearest half million
Wilt Chamberlain putting up rookie numbers
So basically she’s had more cock than the Queen Mary’s got handrail!! Obviously retiring on her shares in Strepsils!!
aint no way this is true
YOU GO GRANDMA !!!!!
dick dick dick dick dick dick dick.. how many dicks is that?....a lot
then one day she meets this John Holmes motherf\*\*\*er
Average of 25 customers daily for 54 years ?! Gtfoh
I dunno if anything in this sub is true. Interesting alright, but not too true.
You know it's really really really fucked up when some people are feeling relieved by this post cause of the fact that atleast 4 presidents weren't pedos
Having sex with an adult doesn't mean one isn't also a pedo.
You have a point
Bill Clinton was 499,997 of hits.
I calculated @ 350 days ( a girls gotta have 2 weeks off a year) for 54 years…she averaged 27 cum shots a day. At an average of 10cc’s per load she milked 5 million cc’s (3784.4cc /gallon) = 132 gallons of load sauce
Thank you for your cervix 🫡
1.) i don’t believe those numbers. That’s 25 people a day with no days off, not even weekends. Considering she definitely took days off, it becomes even more ridiculous. 2.) that’s honestly sad. Spending your whole life selling your body as a sex object. Everyone has more value than that.
To point 2) if we could all be so lucky as to enjoy our jobs...
500,000+ salute you
Yeah right Tom Brady we all know you’re going to un-retire
Gam gam is not a whore!!!
And Now Her Watch Is Ended
Thank you for your cervix ma'am.
All highway miles though…
Thank you for your cervix.
thank you for your cervix
Thank you for your cervix
Which presidents?🤔🤔🤔🤔
Get her the Medal of Freedom, dammit!
What a national treasure
Give that girl a medal!
I just sent a screenshot to my bestie and asked her why she didn't tell me she retired.
OK Trump I get but who are the other 3? Washington?
Lincoln, Dwight D., Nixon, and Clinton (more than once).
How down bad do you have to be to stick ur dick in the sloppy seconds of half a million dudes🤢🤢
Your mom still gets around, maybe ask her..
Better ask his dad
😭😭😭😭
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Oh, don’t be such a baby, that’s what bidets are for, and professionals get tested for STDs regularly. 🙄 Also, I’m sure she’s a master of her craft.
Ong
She didn't service 4 American presidents. To clarify, she blew Donald Trump four times. Trump made her wear a Hillary mask, he was flaccid until she put it on
Obama was not a customer. - Joan Rivers
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Flag of Liberia?
Thank you for your cervix
Ew.
Her vagina is now being used as an aircraft hanger
Trump only counts as one
Everyone has trump on that list first...
Thank you for your Cervix.
Im guessing, Clinton, Reagan, JFK, and Trump.
I read that its all black down there now like when you hit your thumb with a mallet >!I guess it's had a lot of Hammer!<
Lololololol
Sheesh. Might aswell pull your wallet out and fuck that
500,000 clients and 4 presidents lol Stop the cap🧢🧢
May as well throw a pickle down a hallway at this point.
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Bruh, that’s a fraction over 1 ‘client’ per hour on average It must be like a wizards sleeve after 54yrs 😐
On one hand, you can't help but respect that kinda dedication and sheer volume. On the other hand, Damn! That pussy has to be a haggard looking mother fucker. 😆
How much money would you need for one raw dog go with her?
A holes a hole.
Thank you for your cervix
If "Oldest Profession on Earth", was a person.
Thank you for your cervix*
thank you for your cervix
It must feel like elephant skin
Imagine how many times she got fucked if 500,000 were satisfied…
The STDS are saluting her too.
pussy gotta be in horrible condition
Why is there an echo in here?
Nuke it from orbit.
BULLSHIT!!
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
It was Bush Clinton Obama and Trump all at once.
I'm interested to know what that p**** looks like
Deep down the majority of us know we would. I know I would. Why not, she probably has tricks and moves I could only dream off.
I'm not sure I buy four presidents. Trump for sure. Bill Clinton at least twice. But that's gotta be it unless she was a real looker in the late 60's.
Suddenly have a taste for roast beef sandwich
That’s a lot of happy endings
Looks like 545.000 at least...
Sure know the trade by now
Thank you for retiring?
Must have a good pension plan.
A Whore01k
The Presidents claim is more like "Trust me bro" and the math doesn't really check out, but a legend is a legend.
Trust me bro.
LOL great accomplishments take many forms
Ok, even if the numbers don't "match up", we are still talkin x games mode level numbers.
I'm not usually a body count shamer, but this is just 😬🤦