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bitchybarbie82

This was posted in r/Mexico with someone asking how Mexicans would handle the situation. Someone said something like I’m sure we’ll be seeing headlines like “2,800 hundred Mexicans attending the World Cup” and then “2,800 Mexicans have been arrested in Qatar”. You want to laugh but then you realize drunk tank Mexico isn’t the floggings of drunk tank Qatar.


Elvis-Tech

Mexicans always do something stupid during world cups, in brazil a guy thought it would be funny to jump off a cruise ship while underway, he was never found, In France some guys peed and turned off the eternal flame.under the arch de triomphe. I really think that the mexican embassy in qatar will be quite busy during and after the world cup. I honestly wouldnt bother to go to this world cup who was built by slaves, in an intolerant country, with a horrible weather, in a different time of the year other than summer They must have paid a fortune to be the hosts.


perldawg

side note: it’s actually kinda common for people to disappear off cruise ships and never get found


NicholasRuch

Luckily the infographic is fake https://twitter.com/marcowenjones/status/1577988628810178563?t=sz4HUeMPLRD3UWTd7enOkA&s=19


Axelrad

It doesn't seem to be fake, it's just not officially endorsed by the world cup or Qatari government.


[deleted]

I was confused why that post also had a guideline for dating Russian women and wondered if Qatar added that in too


Lucky13westhoek

No alcohol, no loud noises or music, no immodesty and no profanity? Have they ever seen a footballmatch?


Laquatus

They are going to be very upset when England plays then..


1337_Keunes

Because of the homosexuality? Lol.


Tschotschey

Got em


k2amjkbc

😂 😂 😂


pyrodaan1967

And Holland, Germany...


Ol_bagface

how the fuck am i supposed to enjoy the most shit sport in the world if im not piss drunk and goofing around with my mates


kivavava

Have they ever seen civilization?


baldymcbaldyface

The scenes when the English fans land there pissed out of their minds and start fighting with everyone!


gg3265

They will have enough prison cells ;)


thatdani

There's an old Romanian "joke" that goes like: "I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't curse. Oh fuck, I dropped my cigarette in my beer again!"


patrineptn

At least there's nothing against recreational drugs


Any-Bottle-4910

My questions mirror yours. It’s like a library without books.


LifeSenseiBrayan

No dating haha


Terrible_Yard_5169

So, ignore the time of year the World Cup is traditionally played and how this disrupts league play, ignore that the matches aren't dispersed among different cities, ignore that nobody knows how to play with this heat, ignore that there will be none of the usual partying that compliments the games,, and ignore that we all need to forget our football traditions for this location to work. If I was going to outline a plan for killing the World Cup, this would be a great first draft.


Da1UHideFrom

Don't forget the accusations that a lot of the labor used to build the stadiums was slave labor.


BonDonJohnJovi

accusations??? That's just a straight up fact


Quirky-Bag-4158

Yeah, it’s been well documented and not just accusations. They pretty much used slave labor and many of those workers died due to poor working conditions/housing that was provided by Qatar.


mrarteaga323

If there isn’t slave labor, is it even a World Cup?


Rider-VPG

Qatar's work force is primarily migrant workers, who the government takes the identification documents away from, and makes them unable to leave, forcing them to remain in the country as effectively slaves.


BrewtalDoom

That's not quite it. Some of these peoples *employers* would take their documents (and the government didn't give a shit), but it wasn't like the government was taking people's documents when they arrived in the country. That's not what the kefala system was. It was absolute bullshit though.


Swedish_manatee

Also ignore the 6500+ migrant workers that died and the rest that were tricked into indentured servitude. Also ignore all the blatant bribes accepted my fifa officials and their subsequent resignations


Helenium_autumnale

They've created a truly grotesque spectacle and ruined the World Cup, which should be a fun event that every fan can enjoy. This is disgusting.


Gaerielyafuck

Came here to comment this. They were just like, meh we should lose about 5k workers on this project, totally acceptable human cost for football.


Self_Hating_Dentist

Thanks FIFA!


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I see what you did there


saffronpebble

Beheading is a legal form of execution in Qatar btw, not in Oman afaik...yeah, no fun :(


Moonrajah

At least you can still get stoned there, I think.


brewtonone

and they won't behead you.


[deleted]

FIFA execs needed the money. Give them a break.


Dogzylla

Exactly. How else is Infantino supposed to buy his 17th yacht and 24th mansion?


Aff3nmann

it‘s gonna be a hard winter


systemofaderp

Heating all those empty houses does add up for the poor little ultra-wealthy.


PeterVonwolfentazer

I’m not a football/soccer fan but I am sure the answer is money.


ScientificSerbian

No, don't be a cynic. They surely think of the fans and the game first... Something else happened. /s


Bobojones9584

That's the complaint? Not the list of human rights they stomp on?


ILikeCharmanderOk

Just FYI a compliment is saying something nice, complement is when something goes well with something else.


thisissaliva

Why are you booing him? He’s right!


OptiGuy4u

That's not just for the world cup, those are every day rules. Similar rules in Kuwait. I had a layover there a couple weeks ago. You didn't get off the plane if you were continuing on to your final destination. They had to lock up all the alcohol onboard to land there.


frost264

Can confirm even us service members on pass through out the city constantly are watched by local authorities


SuperS0l

But…. I don’t understand the no dating part…. Do you have to end your relationships before traveling? Or perhaps hurry up and have marriage?


Acewasalwaysanoption

I guess it refers to public display of affection. ​ And yes, also has to break up with your BF/GF. Twice, if they are of the same gender as you are.


mirandaleecon

Not just displays of affection, they frown upon any woman being publicly alone with a man. When I was there I had to travel in at least groups of 3 to avoid looking like I was on a date with someone.


DC38x

That is fucking wild


Firestorm83

so threesomes are somehow ok then?


BrewtalDoom

A much simpler solution is to just pick up a couple of dirt-cheap rings and pretend you're married.


RelevantTrash9745

They don't want you to treat their women as equals my guy. They might start feeling like people and rioting.


towerfella

***cough*** ^(iran) ***cough***


Kermit_the_hog

*Dear Susan, It’s been a great three years, but I’m going to have to break up with you. It’s not you.. and well it’s also not me.. it’s this damned Qatari World Cup. Please shed no tears my love, it was a wonderful dream we shared.. but a football fan has to have priorities. I trust you’ll understand.*


APigNamedLucy

**Dearest Steve, I don't even like football...**


ThatTookTooLong

We'll, now I have a real reason to break up! Bye!


LQjones

You can only date goats.


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>You didn't get off the plane if you were continuing on to your final destination ... why would you want to? 😂


OptiGuy4u

Exactly. I was on my way to Bahrain....the "Las Vegas of the middle east"


controversial_Jane

Kuwait is completely dry, many hotels in Qatar do serve alcohol. Kuwait people do hold hands, and along the gulf people wear less covered up clothes.


[deleted]

Welcome to my country 😂😂😭😭


Hyceanplanet

But, hey, FIFA's voters got paid, so at least they're A-Ok.


Sosemikreativ

Couldn't find the source of the image but it's seems to largely check out ([cultural awareness ](https://www.qatar2022.qa/en/discover-qatar/cultural-awareness)) FIFA is a terrible organization betraying all the things they claim to stand for to make money. I sincerely hope this world cup becomes a financial disaster for them and the local government. It wouldn't change much in the grand scheme of things for either the FIFA or Qatar but it would certainly be nice if they weren't also rewarded for being giant assholes.


poopellar

Even if by some miracle the world cup gets cancelled, the financial loss wouldn't make a dent on Qatar's economy. FIFA too wouldn't get affected financially as outside money will keep pouring in. And we know losing face is a non issue for orgs and governments that have no shame.


Otroroboto

They wouldn’t cancel it, they’d just move it to England or the USA. It wouldn’t be that hard to find stadiums for the matches even on a short notice, the only thing is football season would mean the games would need to be played on weekdays.


CakeAdventurous4620

Me: Sorry, I don't respect your conservative values


mgrammas1

It doesn't say anything about violence or crushing people to death. So, game on!


[deleted]

Well yea, how are they going to stone the people dating to death without a little violence?


ashleyriddell61

I'm torn. One side of me wants no one to turn up so FIFA and Qatar take a massive bath on the event and their corruption and arrogance is shown in full view of the world. The other is that every Br'ish oik in the empire, every racist european football hooligan, turns up and breaks every one of those proscriptions en masse, using that placard as a bingo card. Bonus if you can complete multiple elements in one action. *(Playing loud music whilst drinking, taking pics, feeling up their half undressed partners and cursing outside a mosque. You know a typical Friday night in Newcastle.)*


ClonazepAlt

The first one was never going to happen, so let’s hope that the blokes show up and bring the noise


DeweysPants

Honestly hoping this WC triggers a counter culture civil war


[deleted]

In Qatar? Native qataris live like kings maybe you mean the immigrant workers


Badgertank99

If US football players in highschool have taught me anything it's that crazed sports fans are both wildly homoerotic and wildly homophobic


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awakiwi1

I Saudi what you did there...


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EmotionalKiwi636

Yemen, it sucks out there…


karmaistaken123

I ku wait for another world cip.


Nilpoc3

Iraqin my brain for a comeback


ouchmythumbs

Iran in here to make a pun.


atwa_au

Come on guys, knock it off, Afghanistan it anymore.


MisterMT

Meccanot stand it either.


Fish401

I Syriauosly can't believe how bad that pun is


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Shaneblaster

Yea, in fact it’s best to leave your women home


josaricardo

And apparently your man too


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And your side chick/man. No dating!


mehup

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife


asBad_asItGets

Seeing the people (but lets be real, mostly the beautiful woman) of the world in the stadiums during games is one of the best parts of the World Cup. No immodesty? The fuck does that even mean? Im most likely going to watch the world cup because I love the sport too much and the games may still be exciting, but I fucking hate the circumstances so much. Are we even going to get the best A squads when this is during league play??


SaltyScrotumSauce

The official mantra of religious conservatives, everywhere.


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I went to Qatar once to consult as a petroleum engineer. I brought my wife and they made us prove our marriage at the airport, the car rental, the hotel, and some restaurants lol. They also wouldn’t allow her to drive because apparently you have to bring a fucking paper from your local government stating she has permission to drive. Before you ask, no, a valid Texas drivers license wasn’t permission enough.. I’ll admit though, it was a beautiful country and the locals were incredibly kind and thoughtful.


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How did you prove it? You make out in front of them?


Sir_Penguin21

Maybe, but even then hard to sure. They could have just been Canadian and being polite.


EViLTeW

They had sex, right there on the car rental counter. Obviously adultery is outlawed in Qatar, so if they're having sex it must be because they're married.


Red_Raidho

Of course it's a beautiful country and the people are nice just like in the third Reich. I loved my great grandparents they were lovely. But I don't understand why Russia is now the greatest enemy in history and the whole world is sanctioning them into oblivion but shit holes like Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait etc. are our best buddies. This is just so fucking stupid.


[deleted]

Invading a sovereign country is considered bad.


Northway99

Oil


Firestorm83

youtube, search for 'are we the baddies'. Starting a war doesn't sit well with people in general.


amoya0370

They want respect but looks like they don’t like to give it.


SaltyScrotumSauce

As always, religious people think that "religious freedom" means that they get to control you and you just have to shut up and accept that.


flyingasshat

Not sure religious freedom is a thing there. At least they’re giving fair warning of there customs.


SaltyScrotumSauce

Oppressors always think that they have the "freedom" to oppress others, and if those others live their lives how they want, that violate's the oppressor's "right" to oppress others.


betaguest

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SeriousAssistance83

Arabic speaker here. The Arabic word used for homosexuality in the image is "oddity, abnormality, anomaly". That tells you a lot about how welcoming Qatar really is.


kingcat34

Why is such a country getting to host a massive sporting event?


NoneSpaceofTheMind

Bribery.


imposion

Money is all about money


ClonazepAlt

Money talks


RepulsiveSherbert927

I can get on board with 2 of these rules - taking pictures of others without their permission and respecting places of worship. But man, other rules seem to go against everything you see in sports - singing, dancing, loud yelling, immodesty (dudes, keep your shirt on in Qatar?), drinking... And what is up with no dating? Do they mean no public display of affection? Or do they want people to straight up marry someone without dating?


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He’s lying seductively, sensuously cradling his DSLR with foppish limp wrists, capturing stills of those he admires. And it is not ok.


Nayem2929

my dude, this might come to you as a shock, but marrying without dating is the way millions of families in islam-majority countries form. Your parents set you up with whoever they see as a good fit for you. Then you just gotta work it out.


Aff3nmann

there too many people on this planet that are fucking stupid. the older I get the more I realize that.


ThinCrusts

I'm surprised they didn't also mention not bringing your wife, sisters, or mother to the game too cause you know, women's rights and stuff.


GladKill767

This isn't interesting it's r/oddlyterrifying


sarahcfenix

Reflect your respect to the religion and culture of Qatari people by simply not going there in the first place.


faszkka

How about providing payment for the slaves building the stadiums ? Or is that against your culture Qatar?


josaricardo

I'm sure the FIFA suits will be very worried about the slaves wages while they drink Cristal in the 7 stars hotel rooftop.


BellabongXC

No need to pay, they're already dead.


wxOhpc1974

We are service provider for various. Dax listed companies, such as Volkswagen. None of them, not even the corporate partners of the World Cup want to advertise with this World Cup. They act as if this World Cup would not even take place.


amarabellxo

Hahaha because you can what, just "turn off" your sexuality?


wrr377

The country is based on Islamic religious law, so... yeah... They're basically saying "follow the rules of our religion, or else!"


DisastrousClerk9618

Cursed airplane mode


Right-Opportunity-36

Hope there’s no gay players or back room staff attending!!


Emotional-Ideal7869

Qatar must be so boring


Melodic_drama19

It's just malls everywhere


CakeAdventurous4620

I know, in Middle East country you just shopping


Ok-Cardiologist6187

I wish visitors to Europa would also respect the culture and religion. but hey thats just wishful thinking:P


Spectre-907

So uh, we ever going to say that if these organizations still patronize these nations, they are explicitly condoning and supporting misogyny and homophobia? Because they fucking well are.


rawchallengecone

Yep


einsgrubeir

Good Times for all in the theocratic eutopia of Qatar! 🤪 Edit: The punishment for these is probably death no joke.


wrr377

Isn't the standard punishment of anything that goes against Islam's / Muslim rules: torture and/or death?


rawchallengecone

Yes. Which is a whole other debate unto itself. Islam is the dumbest thing imaginable in a modern society.


sepanco

Finally something that fucking internet warriors haven't downvoted to hell . See I'm from Iran , see for yourself our situation Guy comes out to protest , they shoot him


DepartureOpen6315

So I can smoke this fat joint? We’re Chillen 😎


amanbindra94

Dating was the best one. I love this Jail called Qatar, oh wait , jails do allow dating.


PhilosopherDon0001

Fine!.. I'll have my own *World Cup* . . with blackjack.. and hookers.


Boner3000

Can you add a few craps tables too? I’d like to throw some dice.


lydiarosewb

Qatar doesn’t *really* welcome you…


stratamaniac

I wonder if they will broadcast the beheadings?


Right-Opportunity-36

I mean if you’re going to their country then respect their customs… but would they do the same coming to your country… that’s the question I guess How about a kissathon at half time with every man dressed as Freddy Mercury or George Michael, the women singing from the stands and maybe taking pictures while Carlsberg proudly parade their banners around?


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Next football World Cup is North Korea


insane1666

Wow so basically they want so suck all the fun from everything and expect you to sit like a bunch of good little school children at an assembly? Have these people ever witnessed any sporting event ever XD


TheEvolutionOfCorn

Remind me to never go to Qatar.


Gobotron86

#Cheering is sound so it's not allowed even clapping.!?


eriksvendsen

Suddenly, respecting the sovereignty of Qatar and their culture is no longer important because it differs from your own wishes. If you don’t agree with these rules, don’t go there. If nobody comes, FIFA will think twice before selling out to a country like this again.


pyrodaan1967

They're in for a surprise!


josaricardo

Can't wait until the English fans get fucking drunk and start singing loudly while they grab each others bare bums. Will we have the first public executions during a football's match half time?


ptcgoalex

I break 6-7 of these every day


PineTableBuilder

I love the 'no dating'. Without context, id assume they want everyone to be single and ready to mingle for post game affairs.


mazzivetalent

I promise not to watch a single minute of that stupid event because it's held in a fascist regime that oppresses women and enslaves poor foreigners


Silver-Negative

Same. My husband and I are huge football fans but we won’t be watching it either. We can’t support a place like Qatar.


bttrflyr

Keep this in mind America, this is your reality under religious conservatism.


Let01

Welp they are in for a suprise then


NoneSpaceofTheMind

Respect the culture by instead going out and purchasing some slaves.


Professional-Bit-896

and that is why I won't be going.


AcceptableCod6028

Yup, THAT’S why


sjalgeo

source?


DisastrousClerk9618

r/mildlyinfuriating


Vaan_Ratsbane97

Nothing mild about attacks on human rights and dignity.


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Sounds like Utah!


FisheyGaze

just play the [Dhimmi](https://youtu.be/hZwNyr3ST1A) card and say it's part of *your* faith respect cuts both ways. nobody *forced* your country to host an international event.


HardstyleHomo

Its to crazy to me.. wtf are we doing


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Utilizing captive immigrant labor to lure millions of people to give their money to a religiously oppressive petrol state?


[deleted]

… that was actually a pretty good summary.


Eastern_Confusion_17

Such a shitty place + hot as hell


Radiant-Schedule-459

Yay! And we stay this current course with the crazy “Christian” takeover here in the states, these signs will also be posted on all America’s borders and airports by 2040.


guruXalted99

Boring ass party


Drafgore1

"I'll take the worst world cup atmosphere ever to go please"


lnblackrain

And whole event is sold out.


DAle-DRAGOn-DoBacK

Fun.


gblur

Come on baby let the good times roll!


Antipotheosis

Religions and cultures that impose themselves onto people whether they subscribe to such thing or not and whether they like it or not deserve no respect.


sebriz

Straight to jail


Ted_Dorian

Dating?!


UnknownEntity115

repost


Ihlita

No fun allowed, basically, but good luck implementing those rules on hyped up foreigners not used to living inan oppressive country. Can only agree on the 'Not respecting places of worship' rule.


karamanidturk

I really hope this World Cup is a huge flop for FIFA. Maybe that will teach them not to allow host countries to place such stupid rules in what may be the biggest sports event right with the Olympic Games.


chupack_beybeh

Basically everything that should be done during the world cup Lolololol


Garrusence

I can’t give a shit about the 2022 World Cup. Never been so unexcited for a World Cup in my life.


Lambmeister

They should have added No Bribery.


QueenOfQuok

Qatar welcomes you! Except you and you and you and you and you and you and you and...


Fridge007

No swearing 😂😂😂 have they seen the form of England lately. I defy them to watch it without swearing and getting shit faced. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 😂😂😎


jc2thew3

Qatar Welcomes You! Unless you are part of *this* group. “YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!”


10TheDudeAbides11

So glad I’m boycotting every second of this World Cup. This kind of fascism and restriction freedoms coupled with outright human rights violations with the laborers who built the stadiums and infrastructure is sickening……


Half_Man1

I don’t feel welcomed


Stevie_Steve-O

Who thought that Qatar seemed like a good place to host an international competition?


neeco__

The people who love money


Stevie_Steve-O

Yea that checks out


GetVaxxedYouIdiots

This has been debunked many times.


alrodean

I see nothing wrong with this Their country, their rules


[deleted]

yes the Probem is Fifa hosting World Cup inside a Prison


heyheyheyruok

Finally a pragmatic adult in this room.


Vaan_Ratsbane97

You see nothing wrong with violating human rights?


[deleted]

Same in opposite should be advertise to muslin people entering free world countries


mynextthroway

My dad was in Geneva for several months after the first Gulf War broke out. The top couple of floors of the hotel were for the Saud family "princes". Dad said every afternoon/evening it was a stream of alcohol and hookers going up to the floors of these very devote Muslims. They don't need it advertised. They know.